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Author has written 61 stories for Harry Potter, Host, Maximum Ride, Redwall, Hunger Games, Fruits Basket, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Ouran High School Host Club, Artemis Fowl, Ender's Game series, Wings, Aprilynne Pike, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Avatar: Last Airbender, Avengers, Sherlock, Merlin, Doctor Who, Homestuck, X-overs, Romeo & Juliet, Warriors, and Supernatural. “Now consider the tortoise and the eagle. “The tortoise is a ground-living creature. It is impossible to live nearer the ground without being under it. Its horizons are a few inches away. It has about as good a turn of speed as you need to hunt down a lettuce. It has survived while the rest of evolution flowed past it by being, on the whole, no threat to anyone and too much trouble to eat. “And then there is the eagle. A creature of the air and high places, whose horizons go all the way to the edge of the world. Eyesight keen enough to spot the rustle of some small and squeaky creature half a mile away. All power, all control. Lightning death on wings. Talons and claws enough to make a meal of anything smaller than it is and at least take a hurried snack of anything bigger. “And yet the eagle will sit for hours on the crag and survey the kingdoms of the world until it spots a distant movement and then it will focus, focus, focus on the small shell wobbling among the bushes down there on the desert. And then it will leap … “And a minute later the tortoise finds the world dropping away from it. And it sees the world for the first time, no longer one inch from the ground but five hundred feet above it, and it thinks: what a great friend I have in the eagle. “And then the eagle lets go. “And almost always the tortoise plunges to its death. Everyone knows why the tortoise does this. Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off. No one knows why the eagle does this. There’s good eating on a tortoise but, considering the effort involved, there’s much better eating on practically anything else. It’s simply the delight of eagles to torment tortoises. “But of course, what the eagle does not realize is that it is participating in a very crude form of natural selection. “One day a tortoise will learn how to fly.” -- the first page and a half of Small Gods by Terry Pratchet Hi. Ni hao. Konnichiwa. Privyet. Bonjour. Hola. Shalom. Ciao. Guten tag. Ahola. Jambo. Haj. Ihay. .iH Welcome to my profile of occasionally awesome stuff that is ish. Real Name: A combination of letters that make sounds. Age: Pi. Location: Nerdfighteria. Description: A slightly wonderful, occasionally brilliant writer-ish-type-thing who has a nose. Likes: laughter, family, friends, love, books, music, the internet, technology, food (the edible, non-poisonous variety), sleeping, reading, writing, swimming, biking, running, creating, achieving, band, piano, clarinet, history, British accents (of all sorts), fan fiction, Tumblr Dislikes: team sports, the majority of the world’s population, hypocrites, trolls, little sisters, parents, braces, tampons, yogurt, censorship, Communism, homophobes, incorrect (American) pronunciation of Russian words Most Favorite Book of All Time: Atlas Shrugged Other Favorite Books/Authors/Series: Redwall series, Maximum Ride, the Host, the Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Darkest Powers, Mortal Instruments, Shiver/Linger, Wings/Spells/Illusions/Destined, Graceling/Fire/Bitterblue, the True Meaning of Smekday, the Land of Elyon, the Water trilogy, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Underland Chronicles, Song of the Sparrow, Romeo's Ex, Before I Fall, Life as we Knew It, Epic/Saga, the Great Brain, Little Brother, the King in the Window, books by John Green, Graceling/Fire, books by Charles Dickens, books by Ayn Rand, books by Orson Scott Card, Tales of the Madmen Underground ... among others. Favorite Movies: THE HOBBIT (an unexpected journey); How to Train Your Dragon; Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail; Mulan; Tangled; Paint it White (the Hetalia movie); The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly; Despicable Me; James Bond movies in general; Stardust; Castle in the Sky; Iron Man 1 & 2; The Dark Night Rises Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin, How I Met Your Mother Favorite Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Hana-Kimi, Toradora, Hetalia, Fullmetal Alchemist, Avatar (both TLA and TLK but mostly TLA), Bakuman Favorite bands/artists: CHAMELEON CIRCUIT, Owl City, Sky Sailing, Swimming with Dolphins, Green Day, Gaelic Storm, Coldplay, Jimmy Eat World, Jason Mraz, Vanessa Carlton, Death Cab for Cutie, Evanescence, We the Kings, The Postal Service, Plain White T’s, The All-American Rejects, Snow Patrol, OneRepublic, the Killers, alternative music in general Current Obsessions: Hetalia, Superhusbands/Stony, Tumblr, Sherlock, DOCTOR WHO, Merthur Favorite fandom: Hetalia Favorite Fictional Character: That random kid in Over the Hedge who has only two lines: “Can I poke it?” and “Now can I poke it?” Hetalia Pairings Corner of Love: Doctor Who Corner of Love: Other OTPs: 00Q (Skyfall), Merthur (Merlin), Zukaang (Avatar:TLA), Superhusbands/Stony (Avengers), Shujin/Saiko (Bakuman), Barney/Robin (How I Met Your Mother), Francisco/Hank (Atlas Shrugged), TamaKyo (Ouran High School Host Club), Kyohru (Fruits Basket), Izumi/Mizuki (Hana-Kimi), Blackwater (Twilight), Galeniss (Hunger Games), Percabeth (PJatO), Hiccup/Astrid (How to Train Your Dragon), Johnlock (Sherlock) Current Projects: Places You Can Stalk Find Me: http://www.owlinaminor.tumblr.com http://www.youtube.com/user/owlinaminor http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/827309 Favorite Quotes: "Eventually, they will come up with a plan. Everyone will feel that they have been treated unfairly, but they will be happy that their neighbors feel the same. And that is the nature of a compromise. Now let’s go eat an awful lot." – Ripred in Gregor and the Code of Claw "There is always someone, somewhere, that's worse off than you." -- Home on the Range "Even strength has to bow to wisdom sometimes." -- Annabeth Chase in The Lightning Thief "I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them." -- Isaac Asimov "There's always someone who secretly believes in legends; or at least parts of them. Those are the people who will look beyond the obvious and see things in this world that are truly wonderful . . . But they won't say anything, even if they do. Because the rest of us who view the world as logical and scientific wouldn't see the truth if it was posted up on a billboard." -- David Lawson in Wings "Reason and love keep little company together nowadays." -- Nick Bottom in A Midsummer Night’s Dream "Here is all you need to know about men and women: Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason that women are crazy .. is that men are dumb." -- Anonymous "We're all gonna die .. but I got a helmet." -- Anonymous "Procrastinators unite ... tomorrow." -- Anonymous "If at first you don't succeed, figure out what made you fail and kill it." -- Anonymous "If anyone asks you if you're a generous person, here's what you say: 'I have here in my hands a bunch of nothing. I'm going to give a small piece of my nothing to every person in the world. How's that for generous?" – my 7th-grade algebra teacher "When someone says I forbid it, that's a good sign it's worth doing." -- Sadie Cane in The Red Pyramid “Duct tape is like the force, it has alight side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.” -- Anonymous “When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip'n'Slide!” -- Anonymous “The good news: I was right. The better news: You were wrong.” -- Anonymous "Any idiot can do the right thing. You know what's hard? Doing the right thing when you've been hardwired to do the wrong one!' -- Dan Cahill in one of the 39 Clues books “Some people are like slinkies, they're good for nothing, but they sure make you laugh when you push 'em down a flight of stairs.” -- Anonymous “People who say anything is possible, haven't tried to slam a revolving door.” -- Anonymous “I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!” -- Anonymous “Hate: A special kind of love we give to people who suck.” -- Anonymous “Once you go fangirl you can never go back.” -- Anonymous “Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.” -- Anonymous “Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.” -- Anonymous "The meaning of life is life." – Cleverbot "We can't get married!" "Why not?" "I smoke! I smoke all the time!" "I don't care." "I'm fickle. I've been living with a saxophone player for 10 years." "I forgive you." "I can never have children." "We can adopt some." "Oh, screw this ... *rips off wig* ... I'M A MAN!" "Nobody's perfect." -- Gerald and Osgood in “Some Like It Hot” “Oh, look, he just landed on that house over there. Hey, I just stated the obvious. Ooh, look, a chair!” – Tom in Eddsworld: Zanta Claus “IF YOU RATS DON’T GET INTO SHAPE I’LL KILL YOU AND THEN BURY YOU AND THEN DIG YOU UP AND CLONE YOU AND THEN KILL YOUR CLONES!” – Cluny in Redwall the Abridged Series: Episode 6 “Nothing about Communism makes any sense. Why should this be any different?” – a shrew in Redwall the Abridged Series: Episode 7 “Why are you a Republican?” “Because I can't stand Democrats.” “Okay, why can't you stand Democrats?” “They have no brains, only ideas.” “How is that possible?” “Believe me, it's possible.” – me and my dad “And then, the world exploded.” – my friend Katie “How did he do that?” “It's called a BRAIN.” – kid and teacher “Shush! I am pondering how to make this binder clip into a fatal weapon!” – my friend Lilah "Mhmmm. I believe you. Completely. One hundred percent. Now shut up and let me ruin your life." – Max in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant "Always better pissed off than pissed on." – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant "Bacon is edible sex." -- Iggy in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant “God bless Google. Where would we be without it? We'd probably be some cannibalistic Neanderthal society.” – Fang in Phoenix Fanatic’s Diary of a Lovesick Mutant "Hi. Adam's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak slowly and I'll stick your message to myself with a magnet." - Adam Young “SOMEBODY HELP ME, I’M BEING SPONTANEOUS!” – Adam Young “Reality’s a lovely place, but I wouldn’t want to live there.” – Adam Young “If the bombs go off, the sun will still be shining because I’ve heard it said that every mushroom cloud has a silver lining.” – Adam Young in Cave In “There are sailboats throughout this brilliant sky, but you cannot pick them out if you can’t fly. I’m glad the Earth doesn’t care if I go up there. If you want to, just ask me and I’ll take you along.” – Adam Young in Sailboats “OH. MY. GOD. It just hit me why Edward can't read Bella's mind. SHE DOESN'T HAVE A BRAIN.” – my friend Lilah “Stuff happens and it is ish.” – my friend Hannah "In order to not be forgotten when one is dead and rotten, one must either write something worth reading or do something worth the writing." -- Benjamin Franklin "Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)" – Fang in The Angel Experiment "Optimism is overrated, Max. It’s better to face realitly head-on." – the Voice in Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports “I fart in your general direction!” -- The French Taunter in Monty Python and the Holy Grail “I believe, if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then try to find someone who's life's giving them vodka, and have a party." --Ron White “HOLY SWEET WHALE CARCASS!” – a random seagull in On the Rocks “Go to hell.” “Don’t rush me.” – Paige and Adam in Stolen “NEVER TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT! Unless, of course, it’s easier.” – me "Today was a strange day. I felt good, then I felt 'good' and now I feel bad. I feel vegetable." -- Adam Young “There are ten types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.” – Anonymous “People above you, they never want to share power with you. Why do you look to them? They give you nothing. People below you, you give them hope, you give them respect, they give you power, cause they don’t think they have any, so they don’t mind giving it up.” – Bean in Ender’s Shadow “That’s what I expected. The only process you’ve mastered is elimination, and the only reason you’ve mastered it is because you can do it in the toilet.” – Ender in Ender’s Game (and Ender’s Shadow) “Are you questioning my badass-ness?” – Puck in Glee “Would you like that with or without zombies?” -- anonymous "Nerd? We prefer the term intellectual badass." -- anonymous "It's not a good vacation unless you've emotionally traumatized a local." – Magnus Bane in MorbidMandy’s Snapshots “You know your swimming pool needs cleaning when the neighbor kids ask if they can jump on your trampoline.” – Adam Young “Every now and then I announce “I know you’re listening!” to empty rooms.” – Adam Young “He says he comes in peace. He’s still going to kill us, though.” – Hiccup in How to Train Your Dragon “Life’s just a bunch of experiences, you know? You don’t get a medal at the finish line for being good. You just get dead.” – Puck in Glee “How's your life going?” “It smells of roast beef and cabbage.” – me and Cleverbot “So you love me.” “I’m a raging mass of hormones that I’m too young to understand. You’re a female of a closely related species. According to all the best primatologists, I really have no choice.” – Petra and Bean in Shadow Puppets “I’m a Battle Schooler. We had classes in doing the impossible. I got A’s.” – Ambul in Shadow Puppets “Trust no one that you haven’t bribed within the last half hour.” – Vlad in Shadow of the Giant “I prefer to be the noisiest thing in my environment, thank you very much.” - Sadie Kane in Throne of Fire “If you don’t shut up, I’m going to find your mummy and draw a mustache on your portrait!” – Sadie in Throne of Fire "Russian kids always hang out by the sphinxes. Been doing it for years." "But it's like midnight here. And it's snowing." "Did I mention these are Russians?" - Bes, Carter, Bes in Throne of Fire “So, what are you going to do?” “Probably something stupid.” “Well, you’ve already done that.” “Okay, then, something crazy.” “That’s more like it.” – Astrid and Hiccup in How to Train Your Dragon "Turn that frown sideways!" – Destined To Repeat “From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.” -Winston Churchill "Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; Persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; Persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR." - Mark Twain in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn "Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes." – Anonymous “As far as her mom was concerned, tea fixed everything. Have a cold? Have some tea. Broken bones? There’s tea for that, too. Somewhere in her mother’s pantry, Laurel suspected, was a box of tee that said, In case of Armageddon, seep three to five minutes.” – Illusions “Not unless you tell me a bedtime story. A GOOD BEDTIME STORY. With a developed plot, twists, intrigue, and a princess. THERE MUST BE A PRINCESS.” – Dionysus in FlyingSolo365’s Ask the Gods “That's what girls are there for. Insulting your genitals while you can't say anything back.” – Apollo in FlyingSolo365’s Ask the Gods “Who is John Galt?” – anyone and everyone in Atlas Shrugged “What’s the most depraved type of human being?” “The man without a purpose.” – Dagny Taggart and Francisco d’Anconia in Atlas Shrugged “What are you afraid of? It’s just a rear end.” “Yeah, maybe. But it’s smiling at me.” “Perhaps it’s happy to see you. You don’t want to be there if it gets angry.” – Mulch and Doodah Day in Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony “One is not supposed to be intellectual at a ball. One is simply supposed to be [happy].” “How? By being stupid?” “I mean, for instance, didn’t you enjoy meeting the young men?” “What men? There wasn’t a man there I couldn’t squash ten of.” – Mrs. Taggart and Dagny Taggart in Atlas Shrugged “Thought is a weapon one uses in order to act.” – Hank Rearden in Atlas Shrugged “I’ll put you in your place. I’m Mrs. Taggart. I’m the woman in this family now.” “That’s quite all right. I’m the man.” – Cherryl Brooks/Taggart and Dagny Taggart in Atlas Shrugged “Mr. Rearden, if you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees bucking, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down upon his shoulders – what would you tell him to do?” “I … don’t know. What … could he do? What would you tell him?” “To shrug.” – Francisco d’Anconia and Hank Rearden in Atlas Shrugged “You can’t have your cake and let your neighbor eat it, too.” – Francisco d’Anconia in Atlas Shrugged “John Galt is Prometheus who changed his mind. After centuries of being torn by vultures in payment for having brought to men the fire of the gods, he broke his chains and he withdrew his fire – until the day when men withdraw their vultures.” – Francisco d’Anconia in Atlas Shrugged “I quit because I didn’t wish to serve as the cannibals’ meal and to do the cooking, besides.” – Ellis Wyatt in Atlas Shrugged “What else have you accomplished this year?” “I’ve defied the law of gravitation.” “You’ve always done that.” – John Galt and Ragnor Danneskjold in Atlas Shrugged “Thou shalt think.” – John Galt in Atlas Shrugged “I swear – by my life and my love of it – that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.” – John Galt in Atlas Shrugged “So what you’re saying is … I shouldn’t play with fire.” “Of course you should. But don’t be surprised if the fire plays back.” – Maddy and One-Eye/Odin in Runemarks “What’s this?” “It’s a shovel. Because magic, like leadership, is one-tenth genius and nine-tenths spadework.” “I notice there’s only one shovel.” “Genius doesn’t need a shovel.”– Maddy and One-Eye/Odin in Runemarks “You. I’m going to break every bone in your body, starting with your miserable neck. And then I’m going to break them all over again, just to make sure I haven’t missed any. And then I’m going to grind all the broken bits together. And after that, I’m going to have to hurt you a bit.” – Thor (to Loki) in Runemarks “If the world was made up of cats, Russia would be a dog.” – a random YouTuber "Which team are you on; team Edward or team Jacob?" "Team Guy-Who-Almost-Hit-Bella-With-A-Car. Too bad he didn't succeed." – a random MLIAer and Cleverbot “If life gives you lemons, use science to make mutant lemons, then use those mutant lemons to take over the world.” – the Mega-Science counselor at my camp “ITALY VENECIANO IS THE TRUE MASTERMIND OF THE AXIS POWERS. LOSING AND RUNNING AWAY IS PART OF HIS MASTER PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.” – the-Blurple-Mage "If life gives you lemons... stop complaining and read them." – Anonymous "Alfred, you little liar! You mean to tell me that you this boy is your brother, and you didn't even know his nationality?" "Yes. I have short-term amnesia." "You don't even know what that means, do you?" "No. I probably did, but then I forgot, because I have short-term amnesia." – the school nurse and Alfred in ThirteenJinx’s Language Barrier "Hey, Arthur, have you ever loved someone so much that it hurts to breathe?" "I'm pretty sure that if you're having trouble breathing, then it's not down to love. You probably have lung cancer." – Alfred and Arthur in ThirteenJinx’s Language Barrier "It does matter. Because one day, I will sit down on the grass, and it will spear into my backside, causing me to bleed excessively, and I will have to be carried into hospital but the doctor would be Francis – wait, no, even worse, Antonio – and he will ask me 'what's wrong?' and all I'll be able to say is 'grassy-arse' but he will think I'm saying thank you because he is Spanish." – Arthur in ThirteenJinx’s Language Barrier "Not worth it, Alfred. No way in hell." "But we're not in hell! We're in America!" "Same thing." – Arthur and Alfred in ThirteenJinx’s Language Barrier "Nobody's perfect." "I guess I must be nobody then." – Matt and Gilbert in ThirteenJinx’s Language Barrier “Eh, I have no good excuse, I'm lazy. It's not that I get writer's block, because once the document is open, I can write and write until it's done. It's just openingthat document in the first place. It's so hard.I have to, like, click itand everything.” – ThirteenJinx “Then I pronounce you, Toni, my foolish friend, Really, Utterly Stupid and In Love With a Pissed Off Little Jerk! You may now kiss the country of France.” – France in Sunny Day in February’s This Dance “Watch Antonio for me, will you?” “Sure thing! …I guess I'll use him as a shield when the going gets tough! Vee… big brother Toni is so handy!” “Yeah. Whatever. …just don't break him, for God's sake – it's the only love of my life I have, dammit…” – Romano and Veneziano in Sunny Day in February’s Bottoms Up! “G-go to hell!” “I tried once. They don't want me back down there, though.” – Romano and Spain in Sunny Day in February’s Bottoms Up! “I stared at him. He stared back at me. I stared at him some more. He stared back at me some more. I stared at him even more. He stared at me even more – and took the staring-contest to a whole new dimension by adding some additional cowboy-dancing. WHAT.” – Romano (about America) in Sunny Day in February’s Bottoms Up “Keep on talking like that and I will staple my tea to your forehead.” – Romano in Sunny Day in February’s Bottoms Up! “Hurry up." "You excited for your presentation, or what?" "No. If we're late, all the broom closets will be taken." – Romano and Spain in Emblem99’s Mi Amor “Dear Internet, Together we can achieve great things. Sincerely, procrastination.” – somebody on dearblankpleaseblank “Dear ladies, There is no such things as automatic doors... just gentlemen ninjas.” – somebody on dearblankpleaseblank "You just moved to the Internet. It's great here; we get to live inside, where the weather is ALWAYS AWESOME!" – John Green “Dear stranger staring at me, What? Like you've never wanted to... Sincerely, dancing in the rain.” – someone on DBPB “Attention, world at large: I don’t know how to deal with you.” -- Brytning "When in doubt, just add ninjas. (Ninjas do not need to be actual ninjas.) (But they can be.)" -- Erin Morgenstern (in her 2011 NaNoWriMo pep talk) “Sick of tea?! That’s like being sick of breathing!” – Iroh in Avatar: TLA “I’m just walking with my invisible pimp stick.” – a guy I was in London with "When I'm sad, I stop being sad and start being awesome instead. True story." -- Barney in How I Met Your Mother “I will slap you until you die … IN THE FACE.” – a girl at my camp “Do you listen to the things that come out of your mouth?” “Not really, no, I have people like you for that.” – Steve and Tony in Four (Or Five) Reasons for Kidnapping Tony Stark by scifigrl47 "You're a boob. YOU'RE A BOOB. YOU ... are a BOOB. And YOU ... are a very nice lady, and I think I'm going to be stuck on this planet for a while, so you should give me a call." – Skeletor at the ConnectiCon 2012 Masquerade “Life is short, so let's laugh at it.” – Jackaloo (on dA) “Coke or Pepsi?” “EARL GRAY!” – an anonymous commenter and Tom Preston “I live here, and I’m busy, I’m allowed to not make sense if I want to.” – Tony in Ready, Fire, Aim by gyzym "I'm always ridiculous. That's like the whole point of me, Pep, where you been?" – Tony in Ready, Fire, Aim by gyzym “The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'” – Isaac Asimov “The whole pleasure of being a human is in being stupid, but learning to be less stupid together.” – John Green “I love her. Like, proper love her. Like, really really.” – Charlie McDonnell (about his girlfriend) “I ship Tony/Peggy/Steve/Pepper in a glorious polygamous marriage. OTP? too mainstream LET'S HAVE AN OT4” – Czarownicykot (on Youtube) “Ah, television. Just like the Internet, only not as good.” – Charlie McDonnell "I THOUGHTEST OF IT. ERGOSIC IT IS BRIIIILLIANCE." – Tony in Drunk Dialing the Capsicle by thescarletwoman “So, do you have any other plans for Australia?” “A sandwich. And maybe a beer.” – an announcer and Jeremy Renner on the Morning Show “Perhaps, when you are in a relationship, hugs come before toast?” – Sherlock in The Road Less Traveled by verityburns He asked me to ‘Bing’ something. Who uses Bing? No-one uses Bing. The guys who made Bing probably don’t.” – Bruce in Haaave You Met Steve? by theapplepielifestyle “Are you- are you patting my foot with your foot?” “I can’t reach you from all the way across the table, and our feet are easily accessible.” – Steve and Tony in Haaave You Met Steve? by theapplepielifestyle “Not every day has to be an adventure. There has to be days where you can just… be.” “Very profound, Steve. We should put that on a bumper sticker.” – Steve and Tony in Haaave You Met Steve? by theapplepielifestyle Dearest Alfred, | |||||
1. A Conspiracy of the Universe reviewsMerlin was not expecting to even like the prat sitting next to him on the plane and making his life miserable, much less fall in love with him. Merthur. Oneshot.Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-28-13 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete2. We Sing, We Dance, We Eat Tomatoes » reviewsWhen Lovino Vargas takes in a starving guitar player called the Curbside Prophet from the streets of Philadelphia, he isn't expecting the man to tolerate him for more than a couple weeks, much less fall in love with him. Spamano (and UKUS, PruCan, GerIta, Rome/Germania, and many others.) Based on the music of Jason Mraz.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,642 - Reviews: 226 - Updated: 4-26-13 - Published: 12-21-12 - Spain & S. Italy/Romano3. Coming Undone for You » reviewsA collection of drabbles - moments in the dating life of Tony Stark and Steve Rogers. Superhusbands/Stony, obviously.Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,240 - Reviews: 141 - Updated: 1-20-13 - Published: 8-5-12 - Iron Man/Tony S. & Captain America/Steve R.4. Cheesecake reviewsIn which Nine, Rose, and Jack discover the real origination of Dora the Explorer. And then Jack gets a cheesecake pregnant. Christmas present for Michi (Kageegak). Oneshot.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-12 - 9th Doctor & Jack H. - Complete5. When the Doctor Gets Bored reviewsThe Doctor got bored, so he decided to run up all of the escalators in the London Tube. And then Mickey got kidnapped by homicidal pigeons. And Rose was pissed off. Christmas present for my friend Tom. Oneshot. 10/Rose/Mickey, but not really.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-12 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete6. The Staircase reviewsThree pairs of hands joined underneath the table at Hogsmeade, and one old staircase knew that it was going to get quite a lot of use in the near future. Christmas present for Lina (CutestChibitaliaEver). Harry/Draco, Destiel, and Superhusbands. Oneshot.Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-12 - Harry P. & Dean W. - Complete7. The Success of Romantic Endeavors reviewsBenvolio thought it would be just a normal night at the tavern, sitting, unnoticed, in a corner and watching Tybalt Capulet command the attention of everyone in a mile radius. He was wrong. So wrong. Christmas present for my friend Kayla. Tybalt/Benvolio. Oneshot. Smut.Romeo & Juliet - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-31-12 - Tybalt & Benvolio - Complete8. The Quest for a Queen reviewsLoki has decided that, since he's successfully been reigning over Midgard for over two years, it's time for him to find a queen. Not a lady queen - he needs a man: a nice one, not too headstrong, and shorter than he is, who will agree with everything he says, and look good on his arm at parties. Christmas present for my friend Corinne. Loki/everyone (but he ends up with Jack.)Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-31-12 - Jack H. & Loki - Complete9. A Midspring Night's Loki'd reviewsIt's sort-of like A Midsummer Night's Dream, only a lot more confusing, and it was all Loki's fault. Krismas present for Kris (IgneusGlacies). Destiel, Superhusbands, Johnlock, Jack/10, Zukaang, Harry/Draco, Loki/Clint. (Or, in fandom terms: Supernatural, Avengers, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Avatar, Harry Potter.) Oneshot.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-31-1210. Brother Issues reviewsYour name is Dave Strider, and you are in love with your brother, but too cool to admit it. Christmas present for Maddie (flyingsaucerscout). Stridercest.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-31-12 - Dave S. & Dirk S. - Complete11. Chirp Chirp Homo reviewsBefore you make judgments about a person, always check for a dick. (Or, a story of partially true love and gender confusion.) Christmas present for Julie (TropicCitrus). Gilbird/Pierre and Prussia/France.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-30-12 - Prussia & France - Complete12. Always Bring a Banana (Doctor) to a Party reviewsIt's basically Doctor Who, only they're all fruit. Christmas present for my friend Niko. Amy/Rory, 11/River, and LOTS OF CRACK.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-30-12 - Amelia P./Amy & Rory W. - Complete13. In the Absence of Confidence reviewsAmerica and Korea have taken it upon themselves to help Canada be more confident. When their methods don't work, they decide to call in an expert: Prussia. Christmas present for Lilah (czaplabtheswagmonster). PruCan and Kimchiburger. Oneshot.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-30-12 - Canada & Prussia - Complete14. How Asians Came to Be reviewsBasically a creation myth explaining the existence of Asians. Only, you know, with Doctor Who characters. And a mafia cabbage. Christmas present for my friend Kellen. CRACK, LOTS OF CRACK.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-30-12 - Alfie O./Stormageddon & 11th Doctor - Complete15. Call and Answer reviewsMerlin wakes in the middle of the night to the sound of someone calling him. And this time, he won't be too late to answer. Merthur reunion fic, BECAUSE I CAN.Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-30-12 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete16. A Definition reviews"Mrs. Hudson, what is love?" Johnlock drabble.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 9-8-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete17. Seaweed reviewsSteve and Tony go fishing. Tony loses his hat. Steve swims out to get it. Some seaweed causes some issues. Superhusbands/Stony. One-shot.Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-10-12 - Iron Man/Tony S. & Captain America/Steve R. - Complete18. Captain Boob and the Iron Boob reviewsSomehow, a discussion of the insult "You're a boob" leads to new nicknames and a new relationship. Inspired by and based on the CTcon 2012 Masquerade. Stony/Superhusbands.Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-17-12 - Iron Man/Tony S. & Captain America/Steve R. - Complete19. Something RomeoandJulietish » reviewsIt's like Romeo and Juliet, only funnier, less depressing, more perverted, and with a whole lot more Bacon. Eggy. Gazzy/OC. Fax in later chapters. Read at your own risk.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,496 - Reviews: 336 - Updated: 6-22-12 - Published: 6-20-11 - Iggy & Ella - Complete20. The Jellyfish reviewsLovino hates the beach, but maybe a certain hot, Spanish lifeguard can change that. Spamano. Fluff. AU. One-shot. Rated T for Lovi's dirty mouth.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-3-12 - S. Italy/Romano & Spain - Complete21. Mai's True Calling reviewsMai finally realized her true calling: to become a ninja. Unfortunately, it required leaving her boyfriend, which did not do good things for his sanity. Maiko and a bit of Zukaang. Crack.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-8-12 - Mai & Zuko - Complete22. SPHERES OF CRACK reviewsIt was originally based off of the spheres of influence in China in the late 1800s and the problems that was causing for China. And then it turned crack-y and not historically accurate. A birthday present for Kageegak.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-27-12 - China23. Ten Things reviewsRomano, bored at a meeting, writes down a list of the ten things he hates most about Spain. Spain, in turn, writes down a list of the ten things he loves most about Romano. Spamano oneshot. Fluff. Christmas present for EdwardCullen'sNumber1Girl.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 12-26-11 - S. Italy/Romano & Spain - Complete24. Smut Cake reviewsWhat better birthday present is there for Arthur than a cake with SMUT CAKE written on it in large letters? Well, maybe one that didn't involve stealing Ivan's vodka. FrUK, UKFr, RoChu, all four of them. Oneshot. Krismas present for IgneusGlacies.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-26-11 - England/Britain & France - Complete25. The Red Panda Tshirt reviewsNobody recognizes that the animal on Yao's t-shirt is a red panda. Well, maybe not nobody ... RoChu oneshot. AU. Christmas present for Kageegak.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-26-11 - China & Russia - Complete26. Under the Purple Sky reviewsIn which two people who never would have met in a normal situation become something more than friends. Korea/Latvia or Latvia/Korea or both oneshot. Christmas present for TropicCitrus.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-26-11 - South Korea & Latvia - Complete27. Supposedly Mapleflavored Lip Balm reviewsMatt, for the first time in his life, is getting a Christmas present. From Gil. Of supposedly maple-flavored lip balm. PruCan one-shot.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-26-11 - Canada & Prussia - Complete28. Dogsitting reviewsRomano has to dog-sit for Germany's stupid-ass, definitely not scary dogs when his brother and the potato bastard go on vacation. Even for an Italian badass such as Romano, this won't be easy. Spamano one-shot. Hannahkah present for ChibiAnimeFreak.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-26-11 - Spain & S. Italy/Romano - Complete29. Corruption at its Awesomest reviewsSwitzerland needs a babysitter for Liechtenstein for when he and Austria go on vacation, and Prussia seems like a good candidate. "Seems like" being the key words in that sentence … Prussia/Liechtenstein one-shot. Christmas present for FlyingSolo365.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-26-11 - Liechtenstein & Prussia - Complete30. Учитель, Студентка, и Очень Много Водка reviewsTeacher, Student, and a Whole Lot of Vodka. Ivan has to spend an entire two hours tutoring his archenemy, Amelia, in Russian. It's going to be the worst two hours of his life. Russia/fem!America one-shot. Christmas present for flyingsaucerscout.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-26-11 - America & Russia - Complete31. The Arse » reviewsSometimes, England thought that America loved England's arse more than he loved England himself. A drabble/oneshot series about America, England, and England's arse. USUK, of course.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,307 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 12-3-11 - Published: 9-9-11 - England/Britain & America32. 111111 reviewsIt's Poland's birthday and International Lose-the-Game day. Like, totally fabulous, right? Pointless PolLiet fluff, of course.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-11-11 - Poland & Lithuania - Complete33. Those Damn Canadian Blizzards reviewsGilbert is too awesome to be taken down by a little Canadian blizzard ... right? PruCan. Oneshot.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-5-11 - Canada & Prussia - Complete34. Hugs reviews"You damn bastard, you lied to me! You always said that hugs could fix anything, but I'm hugging you, and you're not being fixed! Why aren't you being fixed, damn it?" Angsty Spamano drabble.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-21-11 - S. Italy/Romano & Spain - Complete35. The Great Dish War of 2011 reviewsItaly made dinner, so Germany should do the dishes. But Italy made a mess in the kitchen, so Italy should clean up. Thus begins the Great Dish War of 2011. Oneshot. GerIta.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-22-11 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete36. How to be Awesome » reviewsA bored Prussian and a lonely Canadian walk into a bar. The Canadian asks the Prussian to teach him how to be awesome. The punch line? The Prussian is no longer bored and the Canadian is no longer lonely. PruCan. Threeshot.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 8-22-11 - Published: 8-18-11 - Canada & Prussia37. Sleepover reviews"It's only when I turn on the lights so I can find my way back to bed without tripping again that I notice the fifth thing: Alfred F. Jones is in my bed." Oneshot. US/UKHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 8-15-11 - England/Britain & America - Complete38. Something Important reviewsAntonio just figured out something really important and he has to tell Lovino about it. Spamano. Dialogue Drabble.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-7-11 - S. Italy/Romano & Spain - Complete39. Einsamkeit reviewsGermany poured his loneliness out on paper ... and Italy found that paper. GerIta. One-shot. Song-fic to Einsamkeit, one of Germany's character songs.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-4-11 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete40. Spain's Little Tomato reviewsA short one-shot in which Romano discovers tomatoes and Spain discovers that Romano closely resembles a tomato. Spamano.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-26-11 - Spain & S. Italy/Romano - Complete41. Perfect reviewsHe had always known he would win. But he had never imagined that winning would be this … perfect. One-shot/drabble. LaurelxTamani.Wings, Aprilynne Pike - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-30-11 - Laurel S. & Tamani - Complete42. Robot Boy reviewsBean was tired of listening to Ender's slow deterioration, and when Ender said that nobody would fight for him, it was the last straw. Songfic with Robot Boy by Linkin Park.Ender's Game series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-15-11 - Complete43. Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows reviewsWanda catches Ian humming Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows. After a bit of persuasion, Ian sings it for her. Unfortunately for him, Wanda brings the song to breakfast … and Kyle, a long-time hater of the song, hears it. One-shot.Host - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 4-19-11 - Wanderer/Wanda & Ian O. - Complete44. Kiss Me I'm Irish reviewsArtemis Fowl hated holidays. And St. Patrick's Day, he decided, was the worst of them all. So what will this evil genius think when he finds his friends in his room, completely drunk, serenading him with Gaelic Storm's Kiss Me I'm Irish? One-shot.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-17-11 - Artemis F. - Complete45. The Perverted Facts of Life reviewsThanks to Max, Fang has to ask Iggy what he knows about The Facts of Life. This triggers Iggy to recite The Perverted Facts of Life in its entirety. And Angel listens to the whole thing. Based of The Facts of Life, for Saint's Sequels Contest.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 2-28-11 - Fang & Iggy - Complete46. Day of Love, Gifts, Kisses, & Panicked Boyfriends reviewsKyo forgot Valentine's Day. Luckily, Hatsuharu reminds him, and he takes Tohru on an awesome surprise date to celebrate. One-shot. Kyohru. Kyo's POV. Written for a Valentine's Day contest on deviantART. Rated T for kissing and a bit of implied lemons.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-13-11 - Kyo S. & Tohru H. - Complete47. Pacific Sunset reviewsThe might-have-beens of Luke and Rachel meeting before she throws her famous blue plastic hairbrush at him. One-shot. Lukachel a.k.a. LukexRachelPercy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-7-11 - Luke C. & Rachel D. - Complete48. Starvation? Is that a type of candy? reviewsBasically a rant fic in which I yell at the Host Club and get them to be more charitable. Takes place during Hunny's three days without cake.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-31-11 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete49. Already Known reviewsGale confessed his love for Katniss first. In The Hunger Games, when he visited her in the Justice Building before she went to the Capitol, he tried to tell her. He just didn't get to finish. This is my version of the story if he HAD been able to finish.Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 1-23-11 - Katniss E. & Gale H. - Complete50. New Year's Magic reviewsA series of drabbles about Percy and Annabeth and the tradition of watching the ball drop at Times Square on New Year's Eve. Percabeth. Happy new year to all readers! :Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-1-11 - Annabeth C. & Percy J.51. Rice Bowl Appreciation Day » reviewsWhen Kyou discovers Tohru's birthday is in 4 days and she hasn't told anyone, he plans a surprise party for her ... with interesting results. Two-shot - NOW THREE-SHOT! Kyohru.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 12-30-10 - Published: 12-10-10 - Tohru H. & Kyo S. - Complete52. When People Get Bored, Stuff Happens and it is Ish reviewsOwlinAMinor and ChibiAnimeFreak were bored. So they decided to play the game where one person says one line of a story, the next person says the next line, etc. It involves Iggy, Hannah backwards, Jayfeather's stick, the Land of Betsy, and so much more.Crossover - Maximum Ride & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-8-10 - Iggy & Jayfeather53. Last of the American Girls reviewsWhen Angel and Nudge decide to hold a Flock karaoke competition, hilarity and some Fax ensues. Especially when Fang decides to sing a certain song by Green Day ...Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-30-10 - Max & Fang - Complete54. Life is a Cookie » reviewsIggy is determined to win over Ella. And he has a plan. It's a good one, too. But what he doesn't know is that Ella has her own plans ... and they both end up surprising each other. Short, 5-chapter Eggy fluff fic. COMPLETE!Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 10-23-10 - Published: 8-28-10 - Iggy & Ella - Complete55. Mockingjay: Worth the wait, but only just reviewsMy long, in-depth review of the long-awaited final book in the Hunger Games trilogy. Love it or hate it as you wish. DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE FINISHED MOCKINGJAY! SPOILERS AHEAD!Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-28-10 - Complete56. Change reviewsThe Capitol sends Katniss, Haymitch, and co. some horrible photos of Peeta in prison, being tortured. They respond . . . with a music video that plants the entire county in turmoil. Songfic one-shot on Change by Taylor Swift. R&R!Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-22-10 - Katniss E. & Gale H. - Complete57. Wonders of Wikipedia » reviewsA mysterious letter and package arrive for Martin the Warrior in the Forest of Not . He gets introduced to the wonders of wikipedia. COMPLETE! Short story, 6 chapters.Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-9-10 - Published: 8-5-10 - Martin the Warrior & Laterose - Complete58. Jerk Turned Miracle reviews20 years after the end of Fang, my version. Max thinks Fang is a jerk, but he manages to turn the situation into a miracle for both of them. Fax. Fang POV. One-shot though I may write a sequel . R&R!Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-17-10 - Max & Fang - Complete59. First reviewsEver wonder how Doc and Sharon got together? This is my version. One-shot. Doc POV.Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-25-10 - Doc & Shanon - Complete60. The Anchor » reviewsA two-shot well, it became a three-shot alternate reality: What if Ian, not Jared, had been the one to save Wanda from her suicidal plans? And how did he find out? Ian POV!Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-22-10 - Published: 4-20-10 - Ian O. & Wanderer/Wanda - Complete61. Little Words reviewsOne-shot. I was disappointed at the end of Deathly Hallows that Harry and Ginny didn't have a cute make-up scene even if they're married in the epilogue , so I wrote one. WARNING: Very romantic kissing involved . HarryxGinny supporters ONLY!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 4-8-10 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
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