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| noobcake |
Author has written 9 stories for Mass Effect, and Dragon Age. I chose the name "noobcake," because at the time of my first fic posting here, I hadn't written any fiction since high school. Perhaps that shows. It is what it is. If you want to help me improve, shoot me a review or a message. :) I'm not sure why I'm so stuck on the femShep/Garrus pairing (or on writing smut!), but after some self-mockery, I've decided to just accept it and roll with it. I wrote a Thane fic once and I didn't feel I got the characterization quite right. Maybe I'll clean it up someday and add it here. Cheers, mates. | |||||
1. Amore reviewsGarrus and Shepard attempt to have a normal date night, but encounter a lounge singer. Yes, this is crackfic.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-30-11 - Garrus V. & Shepard (F) - Complete2. Shiny Beads reviewsGarrus is injured on a mission and behaves strangely afterward. A kmeme fill.Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-26-11 - Garrus V. & Shepard (F) - Complete3. Improved Relations reviewsThe Citadel Council tries to tie Garrus and femShep up in an open-ended project to "improve relations" between turians and humans. They didn't expect the two to cut right to the chase. The turian Councilor is most put out. Crack fic, contains smut.Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 7-30-10 - Garrus V. & Shepard (F) - Complete4. The General reviewsGeneral Partinax has won his duel against Kihilix Tanus, leader of the Taetran separatists. Does he celebrate with a wild, public party? "No." General Partinax is a Cerberus Daily News character. Oneshot, contains turian smut. General Partinax X OCMass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-9-10 - Complete5. Happy Accident reviewsShepard tried not to look, she really did. A Masskink fill, so...contains smut. Oneshot.Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 7-8-10 - Shepard (F) & Garrus V. - Complete6. Concussive Rounds reviewsFemShep and Garrus vent their frustrations by shooting each other with concussive rounds. Contains smut. Oneshot.Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-13-10 - Garrus V. & Shepard (F) - Complete7. According to Plan » reviewsNathaniel Howe and Warden-Commander Cousland meet under less than ideal circumstances. **Awakening spoilers**.Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-25-10 - Cousland & Nathaniel H.8. Lancing the Wound reviewsAngry Garrus is angry, and Shepard goes to extremes to try to help him. *Initially* NONCON, so if that sort of thing upsets you, please steer clear. Oneshot.Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-15-10 - Garrus V. & Shepard (F) - Complete9. Translation Unnecessary reviewsThe Normandy's automatic language translation services go offline briefly. FemShep and Garrus benefit immensely.Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 3-5-10 - Shepard (F) & Garrus V.
