Te Amo Twilight
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since: 02-26-10, id: 2270482, Profile Updated: 11-26-11
country: UK
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

Name: Leighann

Age: 17

Gender: Girl (Duh)

Likes: Writing, Reading, Listening to music, Singing etc.

Dislikes: Spiders, Homework, School in general.

Favorite colour: Blue (Light)

Eye colour: Blue

Hair colour: Dark Brown

I love my friends. I love my family. I love The Twilight Saga. I love my clothes. I love FanFiction. I love my laptop. I love my music.

Random sayings that remind me of me or that I agree with;

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

If you can't beat them, join them.

Don't get mad...Get even.

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

Not only do I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well - now that takes talent.

He says I love you, I sneezed and said "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit."

I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my friends.

I'm the kind of girl that walks into a chair and apologizes.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

She's my best friend. You break her heart I break your face.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.

A good friend lets you dance with your boyfriend, a best friend yells at him and screams "NO SHE'S MINE."

Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is most of them suck.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet then im the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Don'y play games with a girl who can play better.

Anyone can give up. It's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it all together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that is true strength.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Twilight oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie's sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I'm in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Whenever there's a huge Boom

I promise to remember Rose

whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

Whenever I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

Whenever I see that beautiful curly hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my emotions are unfurled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes I promise to love Twilight

Whereever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know.

Lily would be like the following best friend...slightly less than me if you were to ask her but hey...what are best friends for?

Friends/Best Friends

Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you

Best Friends: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks your heart

Best Friends: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Friends: Will help you up when you fall

Best Friends: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, Dumb ass?"

Friends: Helps you find your prince

Besat Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you

Friends: Will ask you if you're ok when you're crying

Best Friends: Already have the shovelto berry the body of the person who made you cry

Friends: Will pass you a soda

Best Friends: Will dump theirs on you

Friends: Will help you learn to drive

Best Friends: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance

Friends: Gives you their umbrella in the rain

Best Friends: Takes yours and runs

Friends: Will help you move

Best Friends: Will help you move the bodies

Friends: Will hide you from the cops

Best Friends: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place

Friends: Will bail you out of jail

Best Friends: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awsome! Let's do it again!"

Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink

Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food

Friends: Will help you find your way when you're lost

Best Friends: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

Friends: Asks you to write down your number

Best Friends: Has you on speed dial

Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back

Best Friends: Loses you stuff and says, "My bad...here's a tissue"

Friends: Only know a few things about you

Best Friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on you life...

Friends: Would knock on your front door

Best Friends: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone

Best Friends: Already know not to tell

Friends: Are only through school/college

Best Friends: Are for life

Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

Best Friend: Will looke at look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste"

Friends: Would ignore this

Best Friends: Will re-post this shit

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

of the tree.

Cheesy chat up lines:

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together

Response: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Response: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell??

Where have you been all my life?

Response: Hiding from you...how the hell did you find me?

I would die for you...

Response: Prove it!

I'm all you've got good lookin'

Response: then I must be struggling

Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Response: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

So what do you do for a living?

Response: Female impersonator

Is this seat empty?

Response: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

So, wanna go back to my place?

Response: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Response: It's in the phone book

But I don't know your name.

Response: That's in the phone book too

What's your sign?

Response: No Parking!

I know how to please a woman

Response: Then please leave me alone

Haven't we met before?

Response: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic

I want to give myself to you

Response: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

I can tell that you want me

Response: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave

Hey, baby, What's your sign?

Response: Stop

Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?

Response: Sorry, I don't date outside my species

May I see you pretty soon?

Response: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Your body is like a temple.

Response: Sorry, there are no services today.

I'd go through anything for you

Response: Good! Let's start with your bank account

I would go to the end of the world for you

Response: Yes, but would you stay there?

Your place or mine?

Response: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

After hearing a chat up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?" say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."

Does beauty run in your family?

Response: It obviously doesn't in yours!

What's your name sexy?

Response: Taken!

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

Response: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

I think you're the best looking girl in here

Response: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

Can I buy you a drink?

Response: No, just give me the money.

You look like a dream.

Response: Go back to sleep

Whats it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

Response: Whats it like being the biggest liar in the world?

I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included

Response: Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk

So, since life has been completely overwhelming lately i decided to make a blog. I only just got it set up but it's there alright. Some of it may be serious stuff but mostly it'll probably be random things. I decided it was duty for me to make this so i didn't unload on some poor unsuspecting person :D Maybe you want to check it out? (Even though i ony just got started). If you do here's the link;

http://lg2411.wordpress.com

Thanks!


1. Deal with the Devil, Seal with a Kiss » reviews
After finding Edward & Alice cheating Jasper calls on the devil to make a deal but he knows who the devil is, it's the same girl they left 56 years ago. They find love in a place they never thought they would. But Edward and Alice aren't done yet...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,988 - Reviews: 195 - Updated: 1-27-12 - Published: 4-19-10 - Bella & Jasper
2. Army Brat » reviews
Straight out of boot camp Bella attends Forks High. She is one badass chick and instantly catches Jaspers attention. One problem...they are in seperate groups & people at this schoold don't mix groups...will they? And are Bella's days as a soldier over?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,292 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 1-8-12 - Published: 6-21-10 - Bella & Jasper
3. Dirty Little Secret » reviews
Jasper asks "What if I said I don't just want you for sex?" Bella stares at him for a moment and replies "I'd say prove it". One weekend of passion leads to something much bigger. How will he prove it to her? Well now that you've asked...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,766 - Reviews: 174 - Updated: 9-21-11 - Published: 5-25-10 - Bella & Jasper
4. Past Present Future » reviews
Jasper & Bella were engaged 103 years ago.Both got changed & thought the other was dead.Now they neet again,will they finally be together& if they can be together what happens when the Volturi sets its sights on Bella.Will they lose each other again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,577 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 4-30-11 - Published: 4-7-10 - Jasper & Bella - Complete
5. Shooting Star » reviews
Bella made a wish that she was sure she would get but when she finds Edward in bed with another woman she realised her wish had been stomped on.She hasn't given up on her wish though & it just so happens a certain blond Texan made the exact same wish...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 2-7-11 - Published: 9-6-10 - Bella & Jasper
6. Love Lost and Found » reviews
1 year after the Cullen's left Bella she is a vampire and still living at home. Some of the Cullen's return...but which one's? She finds love again but not with who she always thought...with who she never would have guessed. Lots of lust involved.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,770 - Reviews: 276 - Updated: 4-21-10 - Published: 3-2-10 - Bella & Jasper - Complete
7. Heat Wave » reviews
When a heat wave strikes Forks can two friends resist the same temptation they have been for years...or have they? If they give into temptation will they be able to keep each other or will it get ruined by the game?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,146 - Reviews: 180 - Updated: 4-16-10 - Published: 2-28-10 - Bella & Jasper - Complete