|Te Amo Twilight|
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.
Gender: Girl (Duh)
Likes: Writing, Reading, Listening to music, Singing etc.
Dislikes: Spiders, Homework, School in general.
Favorite colour: Blue (Light)
Eye colour: Blue
Hair colour: Dark Brown
I love my friends. I love my family. I love The Twilight Saga. I love my clothes. I love FanFiction. I love my laptop. I love my music.
Random sayings that remind me of me or that I agree with;
Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.
If you can't beat them, join them.
Don't get mad...Get even.
If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.
If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
Not only do I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well - now that takes talent.
He says I love you, I sneezed and said "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit."
I used to be normal until I met those losers I call my friends.
I'm the kind of girl that walks into a chair and apologizes.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
She's my best friend. You break her heart I break your face.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.
A good friend lets you dance with your boyfriend, a best friend yells at him and screams "NO SHE'S MINE."
Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is most of them suck.
Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over.
Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet then im the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Don'y play games with a girl who can play better.
Anyone can give up. It's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it all together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that is true strength.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I'm in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Whenever there's a huge Boom
I promise to remember Rose
whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
Whenever I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
Whenever I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Whereever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
Lily would be like the following best friend...slightly less than me if you were to ask her but hey...what are best friends for?
Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you
Best Friends: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks your heart
Best Friends: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
Friends: Will help you up when you fall
Best Friends: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, Dumb ass?"
Friends: Helps you find your prince
Besat Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you
Friends: Will ask you if you're ok when you're crying
Best Friends: Already have the shovelto berry the body of the person who made you cry
Friends: Will pass you a soda
Best Friends: Will dump theirs on you
Friends: Will help you learn to drive
Best Friends: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance
Friends: Gives you their umbrella in the rain
Best Friends: Takes yours and runs
Friends: Will help you move
Best Friends: Will help you move the bodies
Friends: Will hide you from the cops
Best Friends: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place
Friends: Will bail you out of jail
Best Friends: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awsome! Let's do it again!"
Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink
Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food
Friends: Will help you find your way when you're lost
Best Friends: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions
Friends: Asks you to write down your number
Best Friends: Has you on speed dial
Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back
Best Friends: Loses you stuff and says, "My bad...here's a tissue"
Friends: Only know a few things about you
Best Friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on you life...
Friends: Would knock on your front door
Best Friends: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"
Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
Best Friends: Already know not to tell
Friends: Are only through school/college
Best Friends: Are for life
Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Best Friend: Will looke at look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste"
Friends: Would ignore this
Best Friends: Will re-post this shit
Cheesy chat up lines:
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together
Response: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Response: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell??
Where have you been all my life?
Response: Hiding from you...how the hell did you find me?
I would die for you...
Response: Prove it!
I'm all you've got good lookin'
Response: then I must be struggling
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Response: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
So what do you do for a living?
Response: Female impersonator
Is this seat empty?
Response: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down
So, wanna go back to my place?
Response: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Response: It's in the phone book
But I don't know your name.
Response: That's in the phone book too
What's your sign?
Response: No Parking!
I know how to please a woman
Response: Then please leave me alone
Haven't we met before?
Response: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic
I want to give myself to you
Response: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts
I can tell that you want me
Response: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave
Hey, baby, What's your sign?
Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Response: Sorry, I don't date outside my species
May I see you pretty soon?
Response: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?
Your body is like a temple.
Response: Sorry, there are no services today.
I'd go through anything for you
Response: Good! Let's start with your bank account
I would go to the end of the world for you
Response: Yes, but would you stay there?
Your place or mine?
Response: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
After hearing a chat up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?" say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."
Does beauty run in your family?
Response: It obviously doesn't in yours!
What's your name sexy?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Response: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
I think you're the best looking girl in here
Response: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
Can I buy you a drink?
Response: No, just give me the money.
You look like a dream.
Response: Go back to sleep
Whats it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Response: Whats it like being the biggest liar in the world?
I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included
Response: Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk
So, since life has been completely overwhelming lately i decided to make a blog. I only just got it set up but it's there alright. Some of it may be serious stuff but mostly it'll probably be random things. I decided it was duty for me to make this so i didn't unload on some poor unsuspecting person :D Maybe you want to check it out? (Even though i ony just got started). If you do here's the link;
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