Hi, anyone who bothers to come to this page, I'm Vernon, and, well here's some information about me:

Gender: Male.

Age: Damned if I'm telling.

so anyways, now, Show Time!~

97% of teens would cry if they saw Edward Cullen standing
on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3%
who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP, YOU
SPARKLY FAGGOT!" then COPY & PASTE!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

They laugh because I'm different...I laugh because they're the same.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this onto your profile

Reality continues to ruin my life.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you LOSE the arguement that its wierd.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

Ponies. Buck yeah.