Red Baron A.K.A. Crowley
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since: 02-26-10, id: 2270958, Profile Updated: 09-12-10
Author has written 13 stories for Ranger's Apprentice, StarTrek: The Original Series, Les Miserables, Twilight, DarkWing Duck, Misc. Tv Shows, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Mass Effect, Warehouse 13, and Coraline.

The twilight hating rangers apprentice nut trekkie who's read the unabridged les mis, listens to irish music, and never uploads anything.

I was recently appalled upon discovering the utterly insufficient amount of Lone Ranger fics on this site. As a result, I now intend to gradually write a crossover fic with every fandom I can featuring The Lone Ranger himself. As it is, i just switched to windows 7 and haven't loaded word yet, so it may be awhile before before any of those appear or any of my previous fics are updated. Someone has to do it. If my name inexplicably changes to The Lone Crowley, this project is why. The lone ranger subbing for Captain Kirk, now there's an idea, all i have to do is figure out the time travel and the incredible logical fallacies...

To anyone who wants to help with my stalled Stoker series which began with A Touch of Sanity, send me a message and i'll be glad to send you what i have for the beginning of the second story. I'm somewhat stuck, you see. WHY IS FRODO SO HARD TO WRITE?

To anyone who is working on any Ranger's Apprentice or Lone Ranger fic, I will be delighted to help in any way I can shy of sending money.

I recommend all Twilight haters begin with Silver to start transitioning into my inability to use paragraphs, then dive into my real anti twilight piece, A Touch of Sanity (i believe i have others up, Terror of Twilight for instance, but i consider those my best, and Silver, honestly, has the best use of paragraphs) In fact, i recommend beginning with Silver to anyone reading my work who isn't offended by twilight bashing and has a basic idea who the Lone Ranger is. It's the only story where i seem to have gotten the paragraphs right and should help with an orderly transition.


1. How Mass Effect 3 Should've ended reviews
Almost Exactly What It Says On The tin.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-14-12 - Complete
2. The Dragon of Paris reviews
Barricade day fic in which Grantaire turns the tables on the national guard.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-4-11 - Grantaire - Complete
3. One Book to Rule Them All reviews
The ring and Gandalf mysteriously vanish. In their place? Twilight the hated and Stoker the Great. Sequel to A Touch of Sanity.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-12-11
4. Ah yes, Wizards reviews
The Turian Councilor decides to investigate claims of one Dolores Umbridge, and meets his match. If you're looking for sanity, keep walking.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-16-11 - Dolores U. - Complete
5. The Terror of Twilight » reviews
Darkwing, Negaduck and Paddywhack are forced by various circumstances to read Twilight. How will they react? Anti-Twilight.
Crossover - DarkWing Duck & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-5-10 - Published: 6-30-10 - Darkwing Duck - Complete
6. It's only a game reviews
The other mother liked games. Sherlock Holmes considered his entire career a foil match between him and Moriarty. When Dr. Watson's son disappears, there's only one man he'd have on the case. Rated T because I'm true to Holmes' character.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Coraline - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-5-10 - Sherlock Holmes & Other Mother
7. Silver reviews
Oneshot. The Lone Ranger vs. Edward Cullen. We all know what'll happen. WE NEED A LONE RANGER CATEGORY!T for some blood, not graphically described
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-24-10 - Edward - Complete
8. A Touch of Sanity » reviews
Anti Twilight. Stoker, the OC who's been mentioned in so many reviews for anti twilight work, makes his first appearance. When Doc an OC Invents a device that lets you travel into books, Stoker naturally plans to destroy Twilight. VIVE LE TEAM STOKER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,525 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-27-10 - Published: 6-11-10 - Complete
9. Helm's Barricade reviews
A little featured character from a 3rd franchise decides to swap some random revolutionaries with some random defenders of helms deep. Bashing of Marius' translation abilities, and the assumption that french existed in middle earth are present.
Crossover - Les Miserables & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-2-10
10. The infamous Top Hat of Doom
Claudia accidentally breaks the warehouse, and Pete is possessed by Inspector Javert's hat before the gooery is brought back online. Updates may be infrequent.
Crossover - Les Miserables & Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Published: 6-2-10 - Javert & Pete L.
11. A matter of Time » reviews
Gavroche gets sent back in time to Montfermeil by a madman with an oddly familiar name, falls in love with the younger cosette there, and generally causes chaos and screws up the timeline. Did I mention time travel?
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-29-10 - Gavroche
12. Star Trek IV and a half: To boldly go reviews
The crewmen of Kirk's enterprise beam down to an earthlike planet only to encounter the least awesome thing yet invented. Except maybe Crusher.DOWN WITH TWILIGHT!Rated K plus because McCoy is talking like himself and scotty gets very angry at one point
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-30-10 - J. Kirk & Edward - Complete
13. Rangers Apprentice meets Gaelic storm reviews
Rangers Apprentice songfics set to gaelic storm songs. Yes i do get bored easily. Yes i am insane aren't we all? T for drinking and because i may wind up doing Darcy's Donkey later on.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-4-10
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