AVATAR IS NOT MINE (EVEN THOUGH I WISH IT WAS).

Hi! My name is Emily and I'm 16 years old. Unfortunately, I'm currently not updating and/or posting new fics, as much as I wish I could. I'm not actually supposed to be on here anymore... heheh. :P

I like to write "books" with my friends, where we take turns writing things from our points of view. It's a great way to pass time during Geometry. We like them so much that we continue them during summer vacay via email.

I write because I love writing and because it seems to be the only thing I'm good at besides Wii Tennis. This means that if someone decides they're going to insult me and my writing, I'm going to try my best to ignore them. I have anger issues, so that probably won't work out. Aren't I nice: I'm giving you a warning.

CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM: Give. Please. I can tell the difference between helpful comments and just-plain-mean ones.

I'm hyper and random and probably one of the weirdest people you'll ever meet, if you ever meet me in person.

Sometimes I have everyone and other times I don't have anyone, mostly by choice. I'm very much like Patrick Jane, "filled with equal parts self-loathing and self-love." That's not a good thing, by the way.

I refuse to see a psychiatrist, I'm scared of clowns, and I want to be a police investigator when I grow up.

I want to visit California, possibly live there, and I want to live in Japan for at least a year and vacation in Australia.

I aspire to meet all of my favorite actors, actresses, and singers, and to lead my own team, but right now I just need to get through high school. I also want to meet all the friends I've found on FFN (you know who you are) because they are the dearest and best friends I will ever have.

My prized possessions are my Jane/Lisbon Tshirt; my MP3 player; my kitten; my cellphone; my flash drive with all my fics on it; my Mentalist DVDs; my Bones DVDs; my dog; my cockatiel; and the little stuffed cat I've had since I was four.

My favorite TV shows are The Mentalist; Bones; NCIS: Los Angeles; NCIS; CSI: Crime Scene Investigation; CSI: Miami; CSI: NY; Criminal Minds (I love cop shows); House; Desperate Housewives; and The Good Wife. (I also have an obsession with the manga/anime Black Butler, which I really do love!)

My favorite writers are Edgar Allan Poe; Simone Elkeles; Beth Fantaskey; Stephen King; Jane Austen; Lemony Snicket; and Heather Brewer.

My favorite singers/bands are Linkin Park; The Devil Wears Prada; Keith Urban; Brad Paisley; The Script; Lady Gaga; Train; Daughtry; Don Henley; Michael Jackson; and The All-American Rejects.

My favorite song at the moment: "Subarashii Hibi (Wonderful Days)" cover by .

My favorite actors/actresses are Simon Baker; Robin Tunney; Gregory Itzin; Emily Deschanel; and David Boreanaz.

I love the Chicago Bears football team. I cry when they lose and swear revenge against the team that won. No, I don't only like them because a certain Senior Agent does, why would you think that?

I love uncooked Ramen noodles and Mountain Dew Whiteout, but not together.

I am not a huge fan of Christmas because I think it's too commercial and I always eat too much, but I love New Year's because it's also my birthday.

Snow and I have a love/hate relationship.

Sometimes I wish I was completely and utterly alone except for Internet connection, a laptop, my MP3, a television, and my flash drives.

I love my brothers (don't tell them), my mom (don't tell her), and my daddy (he knows that).

Guess that's all. Anytime you want, you can send me a message: just to say hi or to start a conversation.

For any of you who have read my stories, I thank you for always giving me good reviews and making me feel like I belong somewhere. You give me ideas and I really appreciate it! Thanks so much! ATTENTION FANS OF JANE/LISBON: Feel free to join the following forums: the Jello Forever Forum and the Jane/Lisbon Forum. They are both free and filled with great people!

*...YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH THE MENTALIST WHEN...*

you listen to references to the show in every song

the majority of emails in your inbox are about The Mentalist

you have a Mentalist playlist on your Ipod/Mp3 player

you can type "The Mentalist" really fast because of all the times you've Googled it

you are in class and start drawing RJ smiley faces on your notebook, of course with your red pen

you bust out Mentalist quotes when the time calls or randomly in the day

you start to refer to people as irksome instead of plain annoying

you have your hair cut like Lisbon's

you write Fanfiction for The Mentalist everyday

you freak out when you see crows hovering overhead

you practice being deadpan like Kimball Cho even when someone tells you a joke

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU FELL UNDER ANY OF THE ABOVE!!

Copy and paste this if you think Red John's voice is gayy

Copy and paste this if you think Red John is Partridge from the season 1 pilot

Copy and paste this if you can't think of something to copy and paste like me :)

Copy and paste if you think Patrick Jane and Teresa Lisbon are one of TV's best crime fighting duos and gotta get together! :)

Copy and paste this if you think B/B are one of TV`s best crime fighting duos and gotta be together!

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny to your profile, so he can gain world domination!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before, put this in your profile.

If you've ever hit your toe in a door, put this in your profile.

People I absolutely HAVE to thank:

Lisbon94: You are my sister and I love you!

Charrisma: Hope school's going well, girl! Love you!

lysjelonken: You are a wonderful person and you have amazing ideas!

Lizzybeth93: You are a great beta! Thank you!

D Gelyn: We've sort of strayed from pairing debates, but you're a great friend!

My aunt and grandma (random, I know): Thank you thank you THANK YOU for letting me use your television to watch The Mentalist! I'm sorry you have to put up with my squealing!

Quotes from my messed-up life:

(At my locker in seventh grade)
Brianna: I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.
Me: You have Obsessive Colon Disorder?!

(Standing by the fence at the county fair trying to watch the dirtbikes)
Cop at county fair *walks up behind Melissa: What are you doing?
Melissa: Texting my mom.
Cop: Well, you can't stand here.
Me: Why, are we blocking your view?

Mom: The only way to get on the workforce there is if you're a juvenile delinquent or if you have a handicap.
Me: I qualify! I'm this close to going to juvie and I have selective hearing.
Mom: Stop it. Hey, I know. You could steal my car.
Me *looks at piece-of-crap Honda minivan: Tell me again why I would want to steal that?