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Author has written 30 stories for Harry Potter. Gender: Female A Little About Me: First and foremost, I'm horrible about answering my emails. I read them and then they sit there, building up in my inbox. It's a terrible habit, but it's what I do. So, if you've sent me something, chances are I've read it and was distracted by something else before I responded, then it got buried under emails. Hopefully it won't be too long before I get back to you. There really isn't much worth saying about me... I think the pool is the best place to read, electronics tend to randomly break in strange ways by just being in my presence too long, and I'm not a dog person (they're just so big and drool-y. Cats are much more reserved and like to sit with me while I read quietly). I like to read (as does most everyone else on this site, I'm sure). I do it frequently and quickly, which means I'm forever running out of reading material. It's a huge problem (recommendations are welcome!). There, all about me. That paints a pretty thorough picture of me, right? I know it doesn't, but I'm getting bored of writing this, so that's all you're going to get. I can remain all mysterious and such. Currently in Progress: This Incarnation: Break over! I've started writing this story again. There's only three or four chapters left though... The Case of the Creature Kidnappings Sequel:I'm currently in the middle of writing chapter 10. I can't really guarantee when I'll be ready to start posting, as I'd like to be finished it before I start posting, but know that I'm working on it. I've yet to come up with a name for this story, but it'll most likely Start as "The Case of..." so you'll know. I have officially started posting an original story. It's called "Plain Jane" (I'm frostykitten on fictionpress as well) and you can find it here: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/3081934/1/Plain-Jane Here's the first bit of chapter one, in case you're curious. "I've had a vision," Crystal announced, wiping her hands on her pants as she came out of the bathroom. The trio of beaded braids at the front of her hair clinked together as she bounced down the hall, expecting to be followed. Jane, having been leaning against the wall across from the bathroom, sighed before pushing off the wall and following after her friend. As the official sidekick, Jane was used to trailing in the wake of the storm that was Crystal. "What did you see?" Jane asked reluctantly. She knew if she kept quiet, Crystal would tell her anyway and then pout for a week because Jane "didn't take her talents seriously." Every superhero needs a sidekick, and Jane was the most unwilling sidekick in history, mostly because she didn't want to be a sidekick. The one thing that Jane wanted more than anything in the world was to be normal, and having a best friend like Crystal Kristol was really detrimental to a normal life. Crystal had visions, but could only divine in water – toilet water, to be specific. It was something about the shape of the bowl and water level working with the porcelain to form the perfect scrying tool. Jane didn't really know what it was exactly; she usually stopped listening halfway through the explanation. "It was a little foggy," Crystal started with what Jane knew to be a lie. Crystal's toilet visions were always crystal clear; she was only trying to give her vision a sense of mystery when it was probably something as mundane as the next week's cafeteria menu. "I see blood. So much blood." Jane checked the hallways to make sure that none of their classmates were close enough to hear Crystal's ramblings this time. Once, a freshman had wandered too close and caught the tail end of a prediction, resulting in the formation of a cult-like following. Tiny freshmen everywhere were always looking at Crystal with adoring eyes and Jane would hate for that unpleasantness to bleed into the other grades. It was pretty much contained with just the freshmen at the moment, and that's the way Jane wanted it to stay. "Is your period going to be early?" Jane asked dryly, hoping to jolt her friend back on track so they could be over the story by the time they reached the parking lot. Once they were out of the deserted school, their chance of being overheard increased exponentially. The only thing Jane got for her efforts was a nasty glare. "No, not my period. I see death and blood. Someone is going to lose their life in the next three days." "Do you know who's going to die?" Crystal frowned at her friend, probably upset that Jane hadn't had a more dramatic reaction to the shocking news. Jane's reaction would have been more satisfactory if this had been the first time Crystal had predicted a death, but she had been doing it since fourth grade and Jane was somewhat desensitised at this point. "You're no fun," Crystal pouted. With her wide brown eyes, plump lips, and cheekbones that would make most models jealous, Crystal was good at pouting – and she knew it. Unfortunately for Crystal, Jane was completely immune to her friend's pouts. "If you wanted someone fawning over you, then wait until tomorrow and announce your vision to your little freshman cult." Crystal's pout lingered for a few more seconds before she huffed. "Fine." Her eyes acquired a distant expression as she tried to remember what she had seen. "I couldn't see his face because it was turned away from me, but he had longish black hair and painted black nails. I thought it was a suicide at first, but his throat was sliced through." They shared a moment of silence in deference to the boy who was going to lose his life in just days. The moment was broken when Crystal shook her head sadly. "They're never going to get all of that blood from the grout." For the billionth time, Jane wished that she could live a normal life. "And the cafeteria's serving macaroni salad next Wednesday." | |||||||
1. Deceptive Natures » reviews"When you were sorted into Slytherin your dad was so worried that you were too sweet and those Slytherins would eat you alive. You're not who we think you are, are you? You're more act than anything else." Rose is a little more devious than she lets her family see, but this very deviousness is what the Aurors need when a group of new Death Eaters forms in the school.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 176 - Updated: 3-20-13 - Published: 3-1-13 - Rose W. & Scorpius M. - Complete2. Failed Resolutions and Other Traditions reviewsEvery January 1st, Rose promised herself that things were going to change. She had made the same resolutions since her sixth year at Hogwarts; lose those extra five pounds that made her butt just a little larger than it should be, eat more leafy greens, and stop sleeping with Scorpius Malfoy. For five consecutive years she had failed to achieve any of them.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 1-15-13 - Rose W. & Scorpius M. - Complete3. The Case of the Creature Kidnappings » reviews"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,702 - Reviews: 983 - Updated: 1-1-13 - Published: 8-9-12 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete4. This Incarnation » reviews"It must be terrifying to hate someone so much but still want to keep them safe," I said through chattering teeth as he left. I wasn't freezing anymore, but I was still cold. My words actually stopped him in his tracks.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,759 - Reviews: 370 - Updated: 12-16-12 - Published: 1-24-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G.5. Deadly Nightshade » reviewsSomething strange is going on with Hermione. She's got a weird medical condition, a day is missing from her memories, and Malfoy keeps talking to her as if he knows her even though she can't remember ever having a civil conversation with him. Everyone seems to be keeping something from her and she's determined to find out what it is.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,202 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 10-7-12 - Published: 9-29-12 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete6. A Game of Secrets » reviewsHaving not achieved anything great with herself after Hogwarts, Rose is something of a disappointment to her overachieving family. Her only consolation is that they don't know the half of it. Rose has several secrets that could ruin her family forever.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,169 - Reviews: 271 - Updated: 10-3-12 - Published: 2-13-12 - Rose W. & Scorpius M. - Complete7. The Dangers of Meddlesome Redheads » reviewsGinny thinks Hermione needs to stop waiting around to be swept off her feet, but when she casts a spell on her friend to help her get that special someone, things don't go exactly as she'd planned... Hermione may just kill her for her meddling.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,453 - Reviews: 216 - Updated: 5-14-12 - Published: 9-28-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete8. A Day in the Life of a Tree reviewsStrange things are happening in the Forbidden Forest. Hogwarts might never be the same.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 3-30-12 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete9. Skeeter's Lies reviews"This is utter nonsense!" Hermione grumbled. Harry and Ron nodded their agreement, looking at the paper with twin expressions of disgust. They all missed the pair of grey eyes on the opposite side of the Great Hall staring at Hermione calculatingly.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 2-26-12 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete10. Apples Are Forever reviewsDraco is eating breakfast one morning when he picks up a green apple and realizes that she's everything he's been missing. My attempt at DrappleHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 2-12-12 - Draco M. - Complete11. Upholding the Law reviewsHermione takes over the files of a coworker while he goes on vacation and notices something odd. How could Malfoy have been doing his community service at the same time as he was trying to pick her up in a Muggle cafe? She investigates.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 1-25-12 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete12. Mudbloods and VPF's reviews"Hermione, that's a little messed up." "Maybe, but did you see his reaction? It was worth it."Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 1-15-12 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete13. Print Warfare reviewsTaking advantage of her position at the Prophet, Hermione gets creative with her revenge on a certain blond. Unfortunately, things get a little out of hand when he retaliates.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 1-1-12 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete14. Tensions and Tea Leaves » reviewsWho would have thought that one little vision and a few tea leaves could change everything? Certainly not Rose, but after an incident that may have been a glimpse into the future she sees Scorpius in a new light. Could she be a seer or just insane?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,071 - Reviews: 290 - Updated: 12-29-11 - Published: 9-5-11 - Scorpius M. & Rose W. - Complete15. Candy Cane Kisses reviewsDraco hated candy canes. While most would assume that he hated them on principle for their whimsical, festive nature, this was not the true reason. No, the true reason was walking beside him, absently running the candy over her lips before licking it off.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 12-21-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete16. Monster at Malfoy Manor reviewsHermione glanced at Malfoy, who looked shaken but not all that surprised with what they'd just witnessed. "Why do I get the feeling you know more about what just happened than you're letting on?" she asked.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 10-27-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete17. Winter Thunderstorm reviewsShe contemplated how to order her thoughts into something more coherent than their current chaotic jumble. "Something's been happening between us since that first thunderstorm. This just feels... like the next logical step."Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 9-19-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete18. This Curse to Bear » reviews"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HGHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1223 - Updated: 9-13-11 - Published: 4-20-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete19. The Devil's Secretary » reviewsMalfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 455 - Updated: 8-17-11 - Published: 7-12-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete20. Pansy's Revenge » reviewsAn angry 12 year old Pansy gets her revenge on Draco and drags poor Hermione into her scheme. It's not until 5 years later that the forgotten incident resurfaces. Will the threat of death bring them together, or will they murder each other?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,604 - Reviews: 762 - Updated: 6-21-11 - Published: 2-28-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete21. Shadow No Longer reviewsCompanion one-shot to Lifelike Shadows. Draco's been very, very good and Hermione decides to reward him with something Luna suggested.Chris comes to stay with his cousin and chaos ensues.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 5-27-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete22. Lifelike Shadows » reviewsA scream tore from her lips when something grabbed her and hauled her to her feet."Tell me you can see me!" A frantic voice said. The last thing Hermione expected to find while helping her Muggle cousin was the missing Malfoy, now she's stuck with him.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,260 - Reviews: 439 - Updated: 5-17-11 - Published: 2-14-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete23. Speak Now reviewsDraco's getting married, will Hermione stop him? She peeked around the doorway as the wedding march started playing. To her biased ears, the happy tune sounded more like the accompaniment to a funeral procession than a wedding.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 3-31-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete24. The Painting Knows » reviews"Well, I vote we prove destiny wrong. There's no way we're meant to be together or any nonsense like that," Draco said. Hermione forced a smile, knowing that it probably looked like a grimace. "I second that."Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,604 - Reviews: 385 - Updated: 3-4-11 - Published: 10-15-10 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete25. The Day Draco Malfoy Lost Something Very Important reviewsDraco wasn't supposed to go into that room, he knew that. But, like a child drawn to a shiny object, he'd been unable to resist. He stretched his legs out straight and pulled back the waistband of his pants to peek inside. Still gone. This was bad.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 83 - Published: 2-11-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete26. A Little Christmas Cheer » reviewsHe was strung in garlands and rows of magic, bright spots of colour that were obviously the wizard equivalent of Muggle Christmas lights. He looked positively festive! And pissed off... Hermione brings Christmas to the Order, Malfoy helps.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,676 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 12-19-10 - Published: 12-17-10 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete27. Not Quite a Fairytale » reviewsDraco is trapped in a tower and the only one who can get him out is Hermione, the only member of the Order to have been rock climbing. Despite her protests that she's terrified of heights, she climbs up after him – he better appreciate it. HIATUS for nowHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 10-11-10 - Published: 10-8-10 - Draco M. & Hermione G.28. Drinking Doesn't Solve Anything » reviewsHermione learns the hard way that alcohol is a horrible coping mechanism when she wakes up in none other than Draco Malfoy's house after a night of drinking. Now she's stuck on his private island and has to figure out a way home - and how she got there.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 184 - Updated: 10-3-10 - Published: 8-9-10 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete29. It Started With Revenge » reviewsSequel to A Tail Changes Everything. Hermione and Draco are back from the Burrow and find themselves unable to ignore each other the way they used to - quite the opposite in fact. They can't seem to get away from each other, whether they like it or not.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,725 - Reviews: 159 - Updated: 9-30-10 - Published: 8-21-10 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete30. A Tail Changes Everything » reviewsHermione was woken by a girlish scream and then loud, stomping footsteps. The first thing she noticed was that her bed was way too small, the second thing she noticed was a very angry Malfoy in a towel standing above her... Rated T to be safe.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,404 - Reviews: 163 - Updated: 8-19-10 - Published: 7-20-10 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
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