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| Red Pen Ninja |
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Author has written 34 stories for Star Wars, Lord of the Flies, Psych, NCIS, My Little Pony, and Lord of the Rings. Hello dearest! It seems you've found my little slice of FF.net! Allow me to introduce myself, for I am a girl of many names. They call me Red Pen Ninja, RPN, or Halley (like Halle Berry, that is). Feel free to call me whatever you'd like. I'm just a 16 year old who fancies herself as a writer and decided to start here. I am, among other things, liberal, Italian, agnostic, optimistic, a hopeless romantic, and wander-lustful. Here are things I love: - The Lord of the Rings -My Little Pony -Musicals -My friends -Shipping (too many pairings to count, I'll ship nearly anything) Someday I'd like to see the world, settle down in New York City, and write a book, but for now, I am here for your reading pleasure. Since you've stayed this long, you may as well check out some of my stories, if you'd like. I hope you've enjoyed your stay with me and I hope you enjoy my writings! If you want to stick around even longer, I suggest trying my blog here: http://red-pen-ninja.tumblr.com/ Have a fabulous day! -The One and Only Red Pen Ninja | |||||||||
1. Arnor High School » reviewsAragorn is student body president, Legolas is president of the nature club, Boromir is a haughty soccer player, Gimli wrestles, and the hobbits are freshmen. When their beloved principal is sacked, these unlikely friends must team up with an old guidance counselor and save their school from the forces of evil!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,519 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 4-2-13 - Published: 7-3-12 - Aragorn2. Rumors Spread, Promises Made reviewsOne-shot. Aragorn comes to Rivendell, Arwen makes a move, and the fodder that the rumor mill of Imladris has been grinding out catches Lord Elrond's attention...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-21-12 - Aragorn & Arwen U. - Complete3. Road Trips Are Magic reviewsTwilight and the gang head off for an awesome spring break at the beach! They just have to get there first... rated T for language.Warning: contains humanized ponies, fast food, and horrible driving.My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-27-12 - Complete4. Even Better Than A Pineapple » reviewsA collection of Shules fluff that I'll keep writing til I run out of ideas or get bored...Read and Review! K just to be safe.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,072 - Reviews: 151 - Updated: 6-23-12 - Published: 3-27-11 - Juliet oH. & Shawn S.5. A Little Like This reviewsIn which Cadence walks home in the rain, Shining Armor stands guard, and secrets are revealed.My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-9-12 - Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza & Shining Armor - Complete6. Behind The Mask » reviewsVery AU. Darth Vader is sent on a mission to hunt down a young Jedi and his Master. When the odds turn against him, he is forced to flee with the confident little boy and a headstrong, stubborn Senator. R&RStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,109 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-20-12 - Published: 7-1-11 - Darth Vader7. A Choice II: Ancient Secrets » reviewsIt's 11 years since A Choice. Anakin is reforming the Jedi Order and Luke and Leia are Jedi in training. Everything seems fine, but an ancient evil is lurking... SEQUEL TO A CHOICE! Better summary inside!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,196 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 1-19-12 - Published: 12-14-10 - Anakin Skywalker & Lumiya - Complete8. Gamers Gonna Game reviewsRarity gets a Wii that comes with a copy of Mareio Kart. Needless to say, the race is on...My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-2-12 - Complete9. Clearing the Air reviewsThe full title is Clearing the Air: 5 Imperial Rumors That May or May Not Be True. Darth Vader decides to give the public the truth, sort of. R & R!Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-13-11 - Darth Vader - Complete10. Indifference reviewsHe'd done it all his life and he'd assumed he could keep doing it. Whenever something bothered him, he could drown it out. The whole galaxy had wronged him and now he was forced to bear the burden. The burden of being emotionless, yet full of pain.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-11 - Anakin Skywalker & Darth Vader - Complete11. Ehh Macarena! reviewsLassiter leaks a secret and now Shawn and Juliet have got some explaining to do... R & R! Shules.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-26-11 - Shawn S. & Juliet oH. - Complete12. Murder 101 » reviewsPsych is called in to help solve the murder of a high school student. Some Shules but that's not the main point. Rated T for violence that might happen later.Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-7-11 - Published: 12-29-10 - Shawn S. & Juliet oH. - Complete13. Come On, Lassie, Have A Heart reviewsset right after the season finale. Lassiter confronts Shawn and Juliet about their relationship.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-23-10 - Juliet oH. & Shawn S. - Complete14. An Imperial Christmas » reviewsDarth Vader loves Christmas. But the Emperor doesn't. What happens when Vader gets invited to the Rebellion Christmas party? Rated T for things that could happen later.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 12-22-10 - Published: 12-11-10 - Darth Vader & Luke S. - Complete15. The Pineapple reviewsShawn is waiting outside of Juliet's apartment with a surprise... kinda fluffy so watch out!Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-20-10 - Juliet oH. & Shawn S. - Complete16. Pineapple Christmas Party reviewsShawn and Gus spread some Christmas cheer around the station. Lassie doesn't like it, but Juliet couldn't be happier. Shules Christmas fic.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-18-10 - Shawn S. & Juliet oH. - Complete17. Best Christmas Ever reviewsThe NCIS team has to work late on Christmas Eve. A surprise awaits them when Christmas arrives.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-18-10 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Tony D. - Complete18. Stocking Up On Pineapples reviewsLassie takes a trip to the grocery store and ends up finding out about something he didn't want to. Shules! I suck at summaries...sorry.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-16-10 - Shawn S. & Juliet oH. - Complete19. A Choice » reviewsAnakin and Padme have a decision. And it causes some interesting things to happen. A new genre for me, so don't judge me too hard. :Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,885 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 12-8-10 - Published: 9-29-10 - Anakin Skywalker & Padmé Amidala - Complete20. iPod Shuffle Challenge reviewsLuke and Mara Jade, got this from TheLightIsMine. Please read and review!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-4-10 - Luke S. & Mara Jade - Complete21. What My Father Taught Me reviewsJango taught me to use a blaster. To fly a speeder. He taught me not to be afraid, not to let anything hurt me. He was hard, but kind. He taught me not to stick on the past. I guess that one didn't stick. Boba Fett memories.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-13-10 - Boba Fett & Jango Fett - Complete22. Regrets reviewsFor a long time, I felt nothing. No regret. No guilt. Nothing. Until I saw my son. Vader angst stuff.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-11-10 - Darth Vader - Complete23. Something New reviewsHan Solo interoggates an Imperial who lets him see something he couldn't see before. "Do. You. Love. Her?" he asked, stroking his beard fondly. Did he love her? What? Slowly, Han answered, "I don't know." "You do. It's just a matter of time"Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-11-10 - Han S. & Leia O. - Complete24. My Two Suns reviewsSome days he would be happy to see the sun. Until the second sun streaked the sky. One-shot about Obi-Wan on Tatooine with some memories...Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-10-10 - Obi-Wan K.25. Nothing reviewsI was not Anakin Skywalker, for he had died on Mustafar. I was, and still am, Darth Vader. And you, Obi-Wan, you will die at my hand someday. Mustafar one-shotStar Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-5-10 - Darth Vader & Obi-Wan K. - Complete26. So We Meet Again reviewsA Facebook event reconnects the islanders...Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-5-10 - Complete27. Anakin Looks Like A Lady reviewsDoesn't ROTS emo Anakin look like a lady? I think so. Parody of Aerosmith's Dude Looks Like A Lady. One-shot. R&R!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-26-10 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete28. The Padawan's PMS » reviewsAhsoka is having a bad week. Hilarity ensues!Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,884 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 9-20-10 - Published: 9-11-10 - Lumiya & Anakin Skywalker - Complete29. Darth Vader Goes to High School » reviewsVader is sent on a mission to find a Jedi in high school.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-5-10 - Published: 8-29-10 - Darth Vader30. Lost Fights reviews"If any two Jedi could have a battle, who would it be and who would win?" The Younglings thought for a moment. "Definately Anakin." one said. The others nodded in agreement. Who could face the angry Jedi? A Wooikee rumbled, "Obi-Wan Kenobi."Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-28-10 - Complete31. The User's Guide to ANAKIN SKYWALKER reviewsCongratulations on your purchase of an ANAKIN SKYWALKER unit. Star Wars Store Inc. is not responsible for any injuries, emotional trauma, or death that may occur while using our products. No refunds or return. May the Force buy with you!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-20-10 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete32. Eyes of a Sith reviewsDarth Sidious's thoughts of the Jedi a few days before Order 66Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-10 - E. Palpatine - Complete33. The Gray Paladin reviewsA young apprentice and her Master visit the Sith enclave and face a powerful enemy.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-15-10 - Complete34. A Padawan's Guide To Fighting Sith reviewsAll Padawans have to know how to fight Sith. It's basically a rule...Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-21-10 - Complete
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