WARNING! THERE ARE RAMBLINGS OF AN INSANE FANGIRL HERE! BEWARE ALL THEE WHO ENTER HERE!!!!! BEWARE...bEwArE...beware...*trails off*

...Ahem. Well then. You're still here? Great! Let's move on.

Gender: Born female and identify as such
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Name: Stacey

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FAV BOOKS --

- The Lord of the Rings
- The Twilight Saga
- Fablehaven
- The Chronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica
- Maximum Ride
- Theatre Illuminata (Eyes Like Stars/Perchance to Dream)
- The Mortal Instruments Series
- The Robert Langdon Series (Angels and Demons, the DaVinci Code, Lost Symbol)
- Percy Jackson and the Olympians
- Harry Potter
- Romeo and Juliet
- Much Ado About Nothing
- The Chronicles of Narnia (especially Voyage of the Dawn Treader and The Last Battle).

FAV MANGA/COMICS --

- Vampire Knight
- Negima!
- Black Bird
- Cirque du Freak/Darren Shan Saga
- Fruits Basket
- Trinity Blood
- Godchild
- Alice in the Country of Hearts
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Season 8
- Nightschool
- Hetalia: Axis Powers
- The Tyrant Falls in Love
- Gakuen Heaven

FAV MOVIES --

- The Lord of the Rings
- The Twilight Saga
- Angels and Demons
- The DaVinci Code
- Sherlock Holmes 2009
- Sherlock Holmes 2011: A Game of Shadows
- 1776
- Independence Day
- Day After Tomorrow
- Howl's Moving Castle
- Ponyo
- Kiki's Delivery Service
- Transformers
- Harry Potter
- Star Trek 2009
- Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
- Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
- Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
- Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
- Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
- Night at the Museum
- National Treasure (1 & 2)
- The Social Network
- The King's Speech
- X-Men: First Class
- Hetalia: Paint it White!
- Back to the Future I
- Back to the Future II
- The Sorcerer's Apprentice
- The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
- The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
- The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
- Marvel's The Avengers (2012)
- Iron Man (2008)
- Iron Man 2 (2010)
- Thor (2011)
- Going Postal (Terry Pratchet's Discworld)

FAV TV SHOWS --

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- Angel
- Seinfeld
- Monk
- Star Trek: TOS
- Amazing Race
- Leverage
- Bones
- NCIS
- Burn Notice
- Harry's Law
- Sherlock
- Law & Order: SVU
- Warehouse 13
- House
- Doctor Who

FAV ANIME--

- Fruits Basket
- Hetalia: Axis Powers
- HetaOni (A Hetalia RPG)
- Trinity Blood
- Vampire Knight & Vampire Knight Guilty

FAV ACTORS/ACTRESSES --

- Leonard Nimoy
- William Shatner
- Deforest Kelley
- Neil Patrick Harris
- Orlando Bloom
- David Tennant
- Viggo Mortenson
- Ian McKellan
- George Takei
- Karl Urban
- Zachary Quinto
- Cate Blanchett
- Liv Tyler
- Matt Damon
- Ewan McGregor
- George Clooney
- Tom Hanks
- Robert Downey Jr.
- Jude Law
- Stephen Fry
- Mark Gatiss (a.k.a. "Godtiss")
- Ben Barnes
- Skandar Keynes
- James Marsden

I have now posted my first story on this site: titled The Only One. It's an LOTR non-slashy fic (AU) that is written with only pure and good intentions!! It was never intended to be a Mary Sue...but even I have to admit that it may lean towards a Sue-age plot occasionally. I try to steer as far away from that path as I can...but yeah, it does sometimes go into Mary Sue land. But please, don't be discouraged! I try as hard as I can to make it a legitimate, fem!Legolas story (there are barely any OCs). So please, do read and review! Even if it's criticism...I always wanna hear my readers' opinions, as long as they're not just senseless flames!

If you like iCarly or Maximum Ride stories, check out my friend Bianca's stories! They're completely awesome, and i love her writing! Her penname is iMaximumSeddie !

FAVORITE CHARACTERS!

Alright, my favorite characters from my favorite fandoms! ...Let us see...

Lord of the Rings - Legolas
Twilight - Carlisle and Esme
The Chronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica - John (J.R.R. Tolkien)
Maximum Ride - Iggy or Jeb
Theatre Illuminata - Ariel
Mortal Instruments - Alec
The Robert Langdon Series - Robert Langdon and Vittoria
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Chiron
Fablehaven - Warren
Harry Potter - Remus Lupin
Night at the Museum - Ahkmenrah
Leverage - Sophie
Monk - Stottlemeyer
Bones - Hodgins
NCIS - Fornell
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Giles
Angel - The Host/Lorne, Illyria (NOT Fred), and Lindsey
Sherlock - Mycroft Holmes
Romeo and Juliet - Mercutio, Benvolio, and Prince Escalus
Negima! - Chamo and Setsuna
Vampire Knight - Kaien Cross and Toga Yagari
Fruits Basket - Shigure and Hatori
Nightschool - Mar and Ten
Trinity Blood - Abel Nightroad, Tres Iquis, and Pope Alessandro
Hetalia: Axis Powers - England/Arthur Kirkland
Godchild - Riff, Jizabel, and Crehador
Alice in the Country of Hearts - Julius Monrey, the Clockmaker
Cirque du Freak/Darren Shan Saga - Mr. Crepsley
The Social Network - Eduardo Saverin
Star Trek (TOS/2009 Reboot/Movies) - Leonard "Bones" McCoy
Star Trek (TNG) - Either Data or Q
X-Men - Charles Xavier (Professor X)
Doctor Who - the Master
RPF/RPS Fics (Real Person Fiction & Slash) - William Shatner/Leonard Nimoy, Deforest Kelley, Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto, Karl Urban, Benedict Cumberbatch/Martin Freeman, Mark Gatiss.
The Chronicles of Narnia - Edmund Pevensie
House - James Wilson

FAVORITE PAIRINGS!

I guess a lot of people also put their favorite pairings (some are slash, some are not). So I guess I'll put those next! I don't like it when people hate on my favorite pairings, so I won't put those that I dislike on here...just ones that i love, and some that i like, but that aren't my favorite. :) Also, as another note, for the slash pairings, I shall write them in the order of traditional Japanese-yaoi/doujinshi style (which means that the Seme comes first, then the slash sign, and the Uke after it - for example, Seme/Uke). Okay! That's it! Here we go...!

ONES I LOVE

Glorfindel/Legolas (LOTR)
Glorfindel/Erestor (LOTR)
Elrond/Thranduil (LOTR)
Elladan/Legolas/Elrohir (LOTR)
Ethan/Giles (BTVS)
Carlisle/Esme (Twilight)
Lestrade/Mycroft (Sherlock)
John/Sherlock (Sherlock)
McGee/Abby (NCIS)
Gibbs/Fornell (NCIS)
Shigure/Ayame (Fruits Basket)
Hatori/Shigure (Fruits Basket)
Shigure/Hatori/Ayame (Fruits Basket)
Shigure/Ritsu (Fruits Basket)
Yagari/Kaien (Vampire Knight)
Kaname/Zero (Vampire Knight)
Tres/Abel (Trinity Blood)
Dark Link/Link (Legend of Zelda)
Magnus/Alec (Mortal Instruments)
Larry/Ahkmenrah (NatM)
Benvolio/Mercutio (R & J)
Luke/Percy (Percy Jackson & the Olympians)
Sirius/Remus (HP)
Harry/Draco (HP)
Riff/Cain (Godchild)
Jizabel/Cassian (Godchild)
Ace/Julius (Alice in the Country of Hearts)
Gray/Julius (Alice in the Country of Hearts)
Mark/Eduardo (The Social Network)
Spock/McCoy (Star Trek)
Sulu/Chekov (Star Trek)
Picard/Data (Star Trek: TNG)
Picard/Q (Star Trek: TNG)
Peter/Egon (Ghostbusters - RGB)
America/England or US/UK (Hetalia)
France/Canada or Franada (Hetalia)
Greece/Japan (Hetalia)
Russia/China (Hetalia)
Poland/Lithuania or LietPol (Hetalia)
Austria/Switzerland or Aus/Swiss (Hetalia)
Erik/Charles or Magneto/Professor X (X-Men)
The Doctor/The Master (Doctor Who)
Jack/Ianto (Torchwood)
William Shatner/Leonard Nimoy (RPF/RPS)
Richter/Emil (Tales of Symphonia)
Ben/Riley (National Treasure)
Doc/Marty (Back to the Future)
Balthazar/Dave (The Sorcerer's Apprentice)
Lancelot/Herbert (MPHG/Spamalot)
Leonardo/Salai (Assassin's Creed)
Caspian/Edmund (Chronicles of Narnia)
House/Wilson (House)
Captain America/Iron Man or Steve/Tony (Avengers)
Hawkeye/Coulson or Clint/Coulson (Avengers)
Thor/Loki (Avengers)

ONES I LIKE

Glorfindel/Elrond (LOTR)
Carlisle/Jacob (Twilight)
Edward/Jacob (Twilight)
Giles/Wesley (BTVS)
Gunn/Fred (Angel)
Kyo/Tohru (Fruits Basket)
Senri/Rima (Vampire Knight)
Kain/Ruka (Vampire Knight)
Kain/Aido (Vampire Knight)
Warren/Vanessa (Fablehaven)
Ahkmenrah/OC (NatM)
Ahkmenrah/Nick (NatM)
Cain/Crehador (Godchild)
Mr. Crepsley/Darren (Cirque du Freak)
Thomas Jefferson/John Adams (1776/RPF/RPS)
Spock/McCoy/Kirk (Star Trek)
Artie/MacPherson (Warehouse 13)
Mycroft/John (Sherlock)
Mycroft/Sherlock (Holmescest) (Sherlock)
Black Widow/Pepper or Natasha/Pepper (Avengers)
J.A.R.V.I.S/Tony (Avengers) (either slash or fatherly/platonic)

Wow. I have some serious problems with making lists.

Alright, here are some random quotes that I have run into in my life...they will usually be related to fanfiction...but some are just funny, lol! XD

*In Global History, talking about how the British used to love to excavate in Egypt*
Me: *On laptop, not paying attention*
Teacher: ...Yeah, yeah, Britain kinda had this love affair with...
Me: *Head and hand shoots up*
Teacher: Uh, yes, Stacey?
Me: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you...who did Britain have a love affair with?!
Teacher: *Laughs* I was just saying that the British really enjoyed excavating in the ancient king's tombs...They had a "love affair" with Ancient Egypt.
Me: *sighs in disappointment* Dammit.
Teacher: What was that?
Me: *sighs again* Nothing...i'm just wondering how Alfred could've let his true love get away...
Teacher: *Looks at me strangely* Ok...moving on...

*Doing English Vocab HW*
Me: *reading outloud* "For centuries, Switzerland has avoided becoming a(n) belligerent in the conflicts that have scarred the rest of Europe."
Me: *tries not to laugh* Yeah, that's true. But if you go on his territory, he will shoot you. Especially if you go after Liechtenstein!
Mom: *listening in with a worried, disturbed expression on her face*
Me: ...What?!

*In Global Class*
Teacher *talking about colonists: The British gave the American colonists a lot of freedom...but it kinda backfired on them, you know. The British Empire kind of weakened a bit because of that, giving the American colonists so much: I mean, what colony has a member in Parliament? The Americans basically badmouthed the British in their newspapers and their articles...and all the British were trying to do was protect them.
Me: *sniffling* Yes! Thank you, Mr. L!
Teacher: ...Um, ok. I don't know what you're thanking me for...but ok.

*Watching Star Trek III: Search for Spock - Near the end, when McCoy is talking to an unconscious Spock*
McCoy: "I'm gonna tell you something that I...never thought I'd ever hear myself say..."
Me: *heart pounding 100 mph* Oh my god. He's gonna say it. He's gonna confess that he loves Spock! OH MY GOD!
McCoy: "...But it seems as if I've..."
Me: FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU! FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU! FALLEN FREAKING IN LOVE WITH YOU! SAY IT, BONES!
McCoy: "...missed you."
Me: GODDAMMIT!
McCoy: "...And I don't know if I could stand to lose you again."
Me: *Frozen in surprised delight at that last line* ...YES! YES! OH MY GOD, THAT IS SUCH A SLASH-CONFESSION! YES!
Mom: *Watching this whole outburst* ...Do I even want to know?
Me: *Grinning like a maniac* Nope. Probably not. *Quickly rewinds movie to watch the scene again*

*In Math Class*
Teacher: So the rate of calls for the United states is 16 cents. And the rate of calls for England is 44 cents.
*Writes up on board, "Find the US UK rate"*
Me: *hysterical laughing into hand*
Friend (next to me): ...Stace? You ok?
Me: *wipes away tear* Ha, yeah...yeah, I'm good.
(Unfortunately, most of my RL friends don't know the awesomeness that is Hetalia and USUK...neither does my math teacher, apparently. Lol).

*Reading Biology Textbook*
Textbook: "...International cooperation and individual actions are all needed to lessen the chance of [global warming]. Nations can identify ways that people in the tropics can support themselves without burning forests..."
Me: *scoff* Yeah, maybe they could...if they actual did any WORK during G8 meetings!
Textbook: "...Nations can also reduce use of fossil fuels by conserving energy and developing alternative energy sources..."
Me: Yah, 'cause America's idea of a giant superhero shielding the planet from harmful rays is a really great idea.
Textbook: "...such as wind, solar, and geothermal energy. You can help by making your home more energy-efficient and by walking, biking, or riding public transportation."
Me: Or by nation hopping. You know, that must save a lot of energy! (Even though countries like America and Prussia probably use up enough electricity all by themselves to make up for it. All those video games, you know).
Friend: *weird look*

*YouTube Comment (Not Mine) on Master's Death Scene in Doctor Who (Lol, this was not my reaction, but I just thought it was hilarious - oh, and btw, this comment got 14 likes XD*
*master dies*
Me: HA TAKE THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Doctor: *rocks master back and forth* *starts to cry*
Me: Oh, come on...he got what he deserve--
Doctor: *scream of agony*
Me: NO NO NO IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN IT!! *starts to cry*

*Reaction to RTD's line about the Master & Doctor*
RTD: "The Master is his enemy, his opposite, and yet so tantalizingly close to being his soul mate."
Me: ...*gapes at screen* YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FREAKING KIDDING ME!!! Are you seriously telling me that people are still doubting that this pairing is officially canon?! Come on! "TANTALIZINGLY CLOSE TO BEING SOUL MATES"?!?!?! THAT IS JUST AS CLOSE TO A FREAKING CANON-CONFESSION AS ANY SLASH PAIRING WILL EVER GET EVER! *squeals wordlessly* OH MY GOD!
Mom: ...Really, Stacey. Really?

*Watching Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 in theaters. Gets to part where Esme is thrown aside by wolf*
Me: HOLY SHIT, THAT WASN'T IN THE BOOK! *sits at edge of her seat for ten minutes while scene plays out. Carlisle saves Esme from death.* YES! Yes, THANK YOU CARLISLE! You are such a hero!
Other Random Girl in Theater: Yeah, I totally agree...Everybody else can have Edward and Jacob. I'll take Carlisle for my doctor anyday.
Me: *grins at her* THANK YOU!
Rest of People in Theater: Will you two shut up?!
Me & my "new best friend": *cackles*

*Doing English Vocab HW*
Me: *reading outloud* "Winston Churchill..." Oh, this is gonna be good. "...conveyed to the British people the somber truth that they were fighting for their national existence." Oh yeah? Well, if America hadn't been an IDIOT and had gone and saved his lover SOONER, he wouldn't have had to! And it's amazing that Churchill hadn't even convinced him to do THAT yet, considering he was the first ever UsUk fanboy! Sheesh...get it right, Vocab.
Mom: ...*has already gotten used to me not making any sense whatsoever*

*Religion Teacher Trying to Boot Up her Laptop*
Teacher: Come on, baby...wake up...come on, we gotta do work...beam me up, Scotty!
Rest of Class: *blank face*
Me: *laughing hysterically into hand*
Teacher: Oh, so I see you got that reference.
Me: *blush* Yeah...

*Driving home from movies*
*We pass a pharmacy called "Saxon Pharmacy"*
Me: *snicker* Vote Saxon!
Mom: Uh, what?
Me: Nothing. *snicker*
Mom: *weird look*

*On article of Mark Gatiss confirming that Mycroft isn't married*
Tumblr Post: "Mark Gatiss has confirmed that his character Mycroft Holmes is not married."
Commenter: MYSTRADE SHIPPERS, FUCKING GO FOR IT!
Tumblr: "57 people like this"
Me: LMFAO! Definitely...God, I hope they make this pairing canon. That would officially make my life complete. XD

*First episode of Sherlock, season 2 is airing that day*
Me: MAY?! It airs in the United States in MAY?! WTF?! No, i will not stand for this!
Mom: Uh, Stace...don't you think you're getting just a bit worked up about this...?
Me: NO! I REFUSE TO WAIT FOR MAY! *goes to laptop to search frantically for a download link*
Mom: Stacey, you're not gonna find it! The BBC is really tough on this sort of thing! We'll just have to wait...
Me: YES! DOWNLOAD LINK!
Mom: *suddenly excited* No way! Really?!
Me: Yes! And it's buffering so quickly! And NO COMMERCIALS! *wordless squeal*
*Video downloads, we wait with bated breath*
Video: Your video is ready to pl--
Me & Mom: HELL YEAH! *hits play enthusiastically*
After Episode finishes
Me: *gapes at screen* Oh. My. God.
Mom: ...Couldn't have said it better myself.
*...Simultaneous shriek of happiness*
Dad: What the hell is wrong with you two?!
*Mom and I are too busy ranting to hear him*

*In global talking about Roman bread and circuses*
Teacher: So the Romans gave the poor bread and circuses.
Me: *perks up, and murmurs* Hey, wasn't that a Star Trek episode?
Teacher (didn't hear me): They gave the poor free grain, and free entertainment to keep them happy and calm. And to prevent them from rising against the government.
Me: OH! That makes sense! Because in the episode, McCoy and Spock had to fight those gladiators...
*Teacher and most of class is looking at me strangely*
Me: Uh...sorry. Geeky moment. You wouldn't understand.
Friend (whose also obsessed with Trek): Heh. *high fives*

*In Global, talking about America's intervention during WWII*
Teacher: See, here's something to think about. What if the Union hadn't won the Civil War? America would've become like the Romans: divided and harsh, and pretty horrible. And what would've happened in WWII? What would've happened when we had to stand up to Adolf Hitler? If America had been disbanded, and hadn't stood up to Nazi Germany, Europe would've fallen. England would've fallen without America.
Me: *sniffle* God, you are such an unintentional UsUk shipper!
Teacher: ...What?
Me: *sniff* Nothing. Continue.

*In English, talking about split-infinitives*
Teacher: So to put a word in between "to" and a verb is incorrect writing. It's called a split infinitive. So, for example, if you put "To not eat." That's a split-infinitive.
Me (thinking): Wait...is THAT what my dad means whenever he criticizes Shatner's speech? "To boldly go?" Instead of, "To go boldly?"
Me (outloud): Um, Mrs. S? Would another example of that be "To boldly go?"
Teacher: Ahh...*understanding wink* Yes, dear, Shatner was incorrect.
Me: *blush* Um, thank you.

*My severely homophobic uncle is over at my house. I'm watching Doctor Who episodes (mostly ones with Master/Doctor love), and he's watching over my shoulder*
Episode: *scene where Master grabs Doctor's face and leans against it* Listen! Listen...can you hear them?!
Me: *simultaneously blushing, and looking at uncle worriedly*
Uncle: *blank face*
Another Episode: *scene where Doctor is tied up* Sometimes I wonder what I would be without you...
Me: *blushing again*
Uncle: *finally notices* Stacey.
Me: ...Yeah? *squeaks*
Uncle: ...They're gay, aren't they?
Me: ...um...
Uncle: *shrugs* Yeah, it was pretty obvious. But they're okay, I guess. *walks away*
Me: *stares in mixed confusion, horror, and happiness*
Cousin: ...And that, my friend, is how you get a homophobe to ship Master/Doctor.

*Doing English Vocab*
Textbook: "If the British government had made a sincere effort to placate the colonists, would the American Revolution have occurred?"
Me: ...Really? God, this textbook REALLY ships USUK (seriously, guys...i've seen so many innuendos in this thing. It makes homework so much fun XD ).

*YouTube Comment (not mine) on Wolverine cameo in X-Men First Class*
Wolverine: Go fuck yourself.
*They come back in later*
Wolverine: Did you do it?
*Charles and Erik nod*
Wolverine: Alright, let's roll.
Me: YES! ANOTHER CHARLES & ERIK SHIPPER! Hee hee...*evil laugh*

*Starting English: Author Study (on Tolkien) project*
Me: Okay, come on, Stacey...you've gotta start on this! It's due so soon...
*Looks up biography on Tolkien*
Me: ...Well...that's...mighty...interesting...*eyes drift towards Google search bar. They widen when I see the most recently searched term is, "USUK Fluff"*
Me: Shit, shit...no, I can't do this now. I have homework. HOMEWORK, STACEY! FOCUS!
*Eyes drift back to search bar*
Inner Fangirl: But there are so many new fluffy fics...imagine the amount of cuteness...you can't resist that, can you...?
Me: No, no, I can...I have to...I must...
*Looks back at search bar*
Me: Oh, what the fuck. I'll do it later.
*Hits enter on search bar, and proceeds to spend an 2 hours fangirling over USUK.*
As you can see, I fail at homework. Winning at procrastination, though. That's a plus! *bad poker face* Heh heh...*facepalm* I'm hopeless.

Well, that's me. Hope it wasn't too heart-wrenchingly boring to read. Hannon-le (Thank you)!