RESPECT THE ONIONS!!!!!! (Wanna know why I say this? PM me. Don't wanna know why I say this, but think it's funny? Then put it in you're profile and we'll see how many profiles we can get it on. Don't wanna know why I say this, and think I'm crazy? That's nice.)

Hey, so I'm starting my profile over almost completely, because... I can. I had the urge.

Look at my awesome new picture! It's the healing rune from Mortal Instruments!

My friends on fanfiction (they're not in my favorite authors because, well, none of them have written anything, so it would be false to call them authors) are vampsrock12345, guardianrose34, LillyEver, and monstertruckchan. You can at least read the profiles of the last three, and look at the favorite stories of the first two. If ya want. :)

Anyway, I'm not going to tell you my real name, but for all intents and purposes (or, as some people say -incorrectly, might I add- intensive purposes), I'm Willow. Aaaaand I wrote that a while ago and have since started using my actual name online, so I'll just tell you I'm Chloe. But you can still call me Willow if you prefer.

I'm also not going to tell you where I live, but I'll say I'd love to live in Idris... ya know, if it existed. (For all you people that are sitting there thinking, 'Idris? What?', read Mortal Instruments.)

And, I won't telll you how I actually look. Shocker, right? But I will say that online quizzes I've taken say I should have red hair and purple eyes. I'll also say that I do not actually have red hair and purple eyes. That would be creepy.

Let's see... I like music, especially One Republic, The Fray, Snow Patrol, Lifehouse and Sara Barielles. And a bunch of others whose names I cannot currently recall. Oh, yeah, and I play clarinet and I'm in choir (the most advanced choir in my school, as of next school year!). I'm trying to teach myself to play guitar - it's not working so well.

Um, My favorite books are Mortal Instruments, Maximum Ride, Infernal Devices, Iron Fey, Evernight, Vampire Academy, Old Magic, Graceling, Theatre Illuminata, Secret Circle, Vampire Diares, Skinned, Hunger Games, Darkness Rising, anything by John Green, and probably more which I can't think of at the moment.

My favorite TV shows are Fringe, Merlin, The Event, So You Think You Can Dance, Victorious, Glee, The Sing Off, The Voice and maybe a few more which are escaping my mind right now.

I like the movies The Princess Bride, National Treasure, I Am Number Four, The Sorceror's Apprentice, The Adjustment Bureau and Penelope.

I'm a peace-loving person. I believe that war determines who's left, not who's right. I love all life, including bugs. (Okay, maybe not wasps. Those things are horrible! Oh, and not mosquitos. I hate mosquitos.)

It's very easy to make me laugh.

Only one book has ever made me cry. That book is Maximum Ride: FANG. It was the way he wrote that letter! (Okay, that statement is now a lie. Multiple books other than that have made me cry now. But that was the first one.)

I like fairies. I like fey books, and I have little fairy figurine-type things. I don't know why I like fairies, but I do. Maybe it's 'cause they're earthy, and I love earth.

Uh, what else? I have a cat. I feel vulnerable without my watch and my bracelet.

I breathe. I eat food; I drink water (and soda). I sleep. Obviously, I also write.

Oh yeah, writing. I love to write. It's such a great escape. I can create my own little world and escape into it. I get to decide what happens and when. I get to decide how people act. Just imagine having that kind of power for real! Besides, not only do I love that aspect of it, but writing just makes me feel at peace. If I have a pen, pencil or even marker or crayon in my hand, and I'm writing, I feel like nothing can get to me. Everything could be falling apart around me, and I'd be perfectly content.

I believe everyone should have that one thing they love so much that it heals all. So, people, if you're actually reading this, and you don't have something like that, start searching! You aren't going to live forever!

Oh, and I'm an only child, but I like to think I'm not selfish or anything like that. If I could have any fictional characters as siblings, I'd choose Jace Wayland and Maximum Ride. How awesome would that be? Very.

Here's something new about me: I. Like. Homestuck. I might even go so far as to say that I love it. I kind of don't want to like it - I'm a bit of a hipster, much as I abhor that word. And it's becoming popular. But, I can't help it. Homestuck is just addicting like that. I wasn't going to read any fanfictions about it; I failed at that. I wasn't going to ship any couples from it; I failed at that. (I love, love, love Dave & Jade! Woo! SpaceTime!) I was definitely not going to write any fanfictions about it! I'll probably fail at that, too. *Shrug* What can I say? I'm a fangirl.

This is fun if you're bored! And I mean if you're really bored. (This only works if you're an author and a reader.)

1. Write these steps down somewhere else (or memorize them), because you'll be leaving this page.

2. Go to your favorite stories.

3. Click on a random author.

4. Go to that author's favorite authors list.

5. Repeat steps 3 & 4 until you find yourself on someone's favorite authors list, or until you come to what I like to call a "dead end", which is someone that has no favorite authors.

If you try this and succeed in finding yourself on someone else's favorite authors list, let me know, because I haven't yet found myself. (Ha, ha, that sounds all deep, when it's pretty much the opposite of deep.)

So, I have to say this! I absoluetely love all the copy and paste things, but I don't have time to read all of them, nor do I have room on my profile to post them. And if I have one, I feel like I should have all the rest that apply to me. This includes the copy and paste poems, and everything that people say "Put this in your profile if you agree." But people should know that I do read them, and think they're true/cute/funny/whatever else they're meant for. I just won't put them here.

My favorirte characters of all time are as follows, in no particular order:

Mortal Instruments (last names are from CoB so as to avoid spoilers) : Simon Lewis, Jace Wayland, Clary Fray, Isabelle Lightwood, Maia Roberts, Max Lightwood, Luke Garroway, Jocelyn Fray, Magnus Bane, Alec Lightwood, Jordan Kyle, pretty much every character that's ever mentioned besides the antagonists

Maximum Ride: Fang, Max, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy

Vampire Academy: Christian Ozera, Rose Hathaway, Lissa Dragomir, Dimitri Belikov (only as a dhampir, though), Mason Ashford, Eddie Castile

House of Night: James Stark, Zoey Redbird, Erin Bates, Shaunee Cole, Stevie Rae Johnson (And just so you know, Tempted was the last one I read, so if any of them turn all evil after that, you can't blame me.)

Vampire Diaries (book, not TV show) : Elena Gilbert, Meredith, Bonnie, Stefan Salvatore, Matt Honeycutt

Tattoo/Fate:Bailey Morgan, James, Zo Porter, Delia Cameron, Annabelle Porter

Graceling: Katsa, Po, Raffin, Skye

Fire: Fire, Brigan, Archer

Iron Fey: Ash, Meghan, Puck, Ethan, Grim, Glitch, Ariella

Immortals: Jude Knight, Riley Bloom

Clockwork Angel: Jem Cartairs, Will Herondale, Tessa Gray, Charolette Branwell, Henry Branwell, Sophie Collins, Gideon Lightwood, Gabriel Lightwood, Cecily Herondale

Hunger Games: Gale Hawthorne, Peeta Mellark (And yes, I like them both equally. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that!), Katniss Everdeen, Primrose Everdeen, Cinna (Does he even HAVE a last name?)

Homestuck: Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde, John Egbert, Jade Harley, Dirk Strider, Jake English, Jane Crocker, Sollux Captor, Feferi I-don't-know-how-to-spell-her-last-name, Aradia Megido, Kanaya Maryam, Karkat Vantas, Tavros Nitram, Terezi Pyrope, Vriska Serket, Nepeta I-don't-know-how-to-spell-her-last-name

Theatre Illuminata: Beatrice Shakespeare-Smith, Ariel, Nate, Peaseblossom

Darkness Rising trilogy: Daniel, Maya, Rafe, Corey, Sam

If you actually read ANY of this, thanks! :) It's nice that you care. If you didn't, well, you probably aren't reading this either, so why am I even addressing you? Well, if for some reason you didn't read any of my profile but this little end note, then, well, I don't understand you. No offence. I don't understand a lot of people.

Anyhow, I'll let you look at my stories, and favorite stories and favorite authors, now. That's probably why you're here in the first place, isn't it?