| Blonde Pickle Mule |
Author has written 32 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Merlin, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Sherlock. Hi, I'm Pickle. I'm one of those all around geeks that obsesses over fandoms and has scary fits when anything new comes out for them. I like a ridiculous amount of fandoms, but the ones I write most for are Harry Potter, the Chronicles of Narnia, Merlin and Lord of the Rings. My Likes and Dislikes: Music- I'm not too picky. When I'm writing I won't listen to something that goes against the mood of the story, but normally it just depends what I feel like. One type of music I will on no account listen to is rap- it gives me a headache. Of course there are some musicians that do my nut in, some examples being Joe Mcelderry and Justin Beiber. Books- Give me a good fantasy book and I'll be a very happy girl. Of course I'll read other things as well, so long as it's well written, but please don't give me Phillip Pullman or Stephenie Meyer. I'll have to burn it. Television- I don't watch a lot of it, but when I do it's either for Charmed, Merlin, or some kind of comedy like Mock the Week or QI. Or documentaries. Documentaries are good. I hate soaps, I always have and I always will do. I also hate reality shows such as Big Brother or I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. Every time I see them, I lose faith in humanity a little bit. Movies- Again, I don't watch many new ones unless I'm at a sleepover/party/other strange occaision. That said, we do have quite a lot of DVDs that I watch from time to time, but nearly all of them are three years old or more. The only time I really make an effort to go to the cinema to watch a film is when it's an adaptation of a book I really like- take Voyage of the Dawn Treader for example. There's a good movie for you. Go watch it (along with the other two Narnian adaptations.) My stories:I haven't been writing much fanfiction recently- most of my inspiration has been for original stuff. I don't know whether I'm happy or sad about that. i'm happy, because, well, writing original stuff is great, but I don't know when I'll next publish anything on here, and that's a bit depressing. I don't think I'll get any multi-chaptered stuff up; I keep losing inspiration when I try to write them. Hopefully I'll keep churning out one-shots every so often, though! I in no way think I'm a brilliant author. Sometimes I'll write something I'm rather proud of, but I know that there's always something to improve. What I love about this site is that it allows me to get better. If you compare my first stories here to my latest, there's a massive difference. I hope to keep that difference getting larger as I write more and more. (\)_(/) | |||||||||
1. What Made Us » reviewsA cold, sharp blade was pressed to my heaving chest. The dark haired boy looked expectant. "I'm not going to tell you anything except where you can put that sword." Ed/OC set in the Golden Age.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-11-13 - Published: 11-21-10 - Edmund Pevensie2. Remembering Freya reviews"As long as he lived, Merlin never forgot her." - Merlin thinks about Freya often, no matter how much time passes. One shot.Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-14-12 - Merlin & Freya - Complete3. No Time reviews"Time, why wasn't there any time? Time to get to the top of the building, time to pull his genius best friend that could be so stupid away from that bloody ledge..." Spoilers for 2x03.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-18-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete4. The Highest Price reviews"They hadn't realised how much he held them together until he was gone." It is a smaller group that returns from the Isle of the Blessed.Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-8-11 - Merlin & Lancelot - Complete5. If I Had One Wish reviewsMy name's Dennis Creevey and I lost the best brother in the world. His name was Colin. I wish that he could come home.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-16-11 - Colin C. & Dennis C. - Complete6. Strider reviewsA poem about Aragorn, Son of Arathorn.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-30-11 - Aragorn - Complete7. Liquid Memories » reviewsEverything's familiar for a second, and then the memories have slipped through his fingers, and Percy is left once again with nothing but a five-bead necklace to tell him who he is. Now with Annbeth's take on Percy's disappearance! TLH/SoN spoiler alertPercy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-11-11 - Published: 5-6-11 - Percy J. & Annabeth C. - Complete8. Impossibility reviews"He couldn't look at anyone. Everything boiled down to a single constant- Harry Potter couldn't be dead. But he was." Ron's thoughts when Harry's pretending to be dead in the grounds on Hogwarts.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-23-11 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete9. Attitude reviewsPercy Weasley is more than a little ruffled by Draco Malfoy's complete disrespect towards him. In fact, he's sick of Slytherins altogether. Set in the trio's second year. Written for Hogwarts Online.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-18-11 - Percy W. & Draco M. - Complete10. Holding On reviews"I'm going to look after you. I promise." Freya looked up at him with her wide eyes and suddenly found she believed him. She trusted him. - Some snapshots of Freya and Merlin, a songfic to Broken by Lifehouse.Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-21-10 - Merlin & Freya - Complete11. For Edmund reviews"EDMUND!" The scream tore from his throat, unearthly in it's shrill rawness, filled to the brim with fear, anger, pain. - Peter's thoughts on the battle field at Beruna as he sees his little brother fall. K though will go higher if people suggest it.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-20-10 - Peter Pevensie & Edmund Pevensie - Complete12. Exposure reviewsPansy is alone, afraid. She's scared and she can't deny it. In the face of death, she's never felt so exposed.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-29-10 - Pansy P. - Complete13. Scarlet Lily reviews"Sometimes Severus really did hate himself. As of late it was more always than sometimes. How had he screwed things with Lily up so badly?" Severus Snape sits in the Great Hall and thinks about Lily. One-sided.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-29-10 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete14. Sunday reviewsMolly Weasley's favourite day of the week- all her family comes back to her. In the years after the war she has never gotten used to the Burrow being devoid of the sound of children. Post-war fic. Next-Gen.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-29-10 - Molly W. - Complete15. Last Respite reviews"Give me what I want, and I'll go away," was what Voldemort said. "Give me Harry Potter and I'll let all of you live." The battle of Hogwarts is a bad place to make decisions, so people don't. They go along with what they've always done and fight.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-28-10 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete16. Drunk Spells and Rainy Nights reviewsWhat had she been thinking: kissing someone she barely knew, drunk off her head in the middle of Hogsmeade? It didn't help that Morag had liked Seamus for years.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-25-10 - Morag M. & Seamus F. - Complete17. Aye Laddie! » reviewsGenevieve Gail Macgregor here. I'm a small Scottish girl with Ginger hair and pale skin living on a Native American reservation. How normal. I'm also completely in love with Embry Call who has no idea that I exist. Welcome to my life.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,970 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 10-23-10 - Published: 6-4-10 - Embry18. I Know You reviews"We'll find someone." I wished more than anything that Lily would be right, but never in my wildest dreams did I imagine it would be him. But once I had him, I knew I was never going to let him go.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-23-10 - Sirius B. & OC - Complete19. The Guilt of Memory reviewsSirius has been on the run for two weeks and he drops in on Remus one night before he leaves the country. Both men are drowning in the guilt of their past, only made stronger by seeing each other again. Post POA, no slash.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-22-10 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete20. Bonfire reviewsIt's the end of the war and everybody is trying to rebuild their lives. Harry and his friends are the hero's of the wizarding world, and it's nice to have a bit of time to themselves.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-20-10 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete21. The Thin Line of Approval reviewsIt's Regulus' Black's eleventh birthday, and Sirius watches his family from the doorway, wishing he had something like that without the slightly psychotic, definitely pureblood-favouring views that have dominated his life since before he can remember.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-20-10 - Sirius B. & Regulus B. - Complete22. School Girl Heart reviewsShe's here to visit him for the first time, and it's the hardest thing she's ever done in her life. She misses him, more than she ever thought possible. Post-war fic.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-6-10 - Anthony G. & OC - Complete23. By the Black Lake reviewsWinter's creeping into Hogwarts, and while most students prefer to curl up in the Common Rooms by the fire, four Hufflepuff girls decide to go and sit by the lake. Done for Hogwarts Online.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-4-10 - Hannah A. & Susan B. - Complete24. Curse of the Living reviewsRemus Lupin has lost everything. All his friends are gone...he's alone. As he sits by the graves of James and Lily, he tries not to loose himself in his grief.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-3-10 - Remus L. & James P. - Complete25. Watery Tea reviewsGeorge is in a bit of a state and Fred's useless when it comes to comfort, so he goes and kinds Katie Bell in the hope she can cheer him up. Some fluffy goodness. Some foreshadowing of George/Katie if you squint.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-1-10 - George W. & Katie B. - Complete26. Hopeless reviews"Oh they're hopeless. If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself." Ron and Draco properly meet for the first time in 19 years, and things are more than slightly awkward.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-27-10 - Astoria G. & Ron W. - Complete27. Helm's Deep reviewsHelm's Deep was a cobweb of fear, the nets so intricately woven they should have been thin but instead they were as ropes of steel, binding the men to their terror. They were fighting for their lives, their land...their freedom. One-Shot. T for violence.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-11-10 - Published: 9-9-10 - Complete28. Behind the Mask reviewsIf you'd told Draco Malfoy that he'd ever face a tougher year than his 6th at Hogwarts he'd have called you crazy. But here he was, less than a year later facing hell. One-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-4-10 - Draco M. - Complete29. Two is Better than One reviewsShe was his magnificent Amy Pond, and he was her Raggedy Doctor. That was the way it would always be, and nobody could change it. Eleven/Amy, very fluffy. T just to be on the safe side.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-7-10 - 11th Doctor & Amelia P./Amy - Complete30. Just Angelina reviewsIn the aftermath of the Battle of Hogwarts, Angelina sits by the Gryffindor Fire and reflects on the biggest hole in her life.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-18-10 - Angelina J. & Fred W. - Complete