Hello! I'm Anya and, um, this is my profile. It's short. Hm... let's fill it up with personal info!

Favorite books: Going Bovine (Libba Bray - actually anything by Libba Bray), Harry Potter, How to Train your Dragon (and sequels), anything by John Green, Homestuck (it counts!), and many other things.

Books I dislike: Something Wicked This Way Comes, The Alchemist, Twilight, The Odyssey, and The Clique series

Favorite movies: Inception, How to Train Your Dragon, The Princess Bride, the Lord of the Rings series (I'm reading the books! I am!), the Disney musicals (not the godawful sequels), and others.

Movies I dislike: Something Wicked This Way Comes, Twilight (etc.), Harry Potter, Avatar, Another Cinderella Story, High School Musical, and others.

Favorite TV shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Especially season 2. Dru!), The Animaniacs (Warner Brothers' finest achievement), My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Sherlock, Doctor Who

Favorite plays: Wicked, Anything by Team Starkid, The Lion King, A Midsummer Night's Dream, most of the Shakespeare comedies (Four Weddings and a Transvestite...), and others

Also I'm doing this thing. It should be noted that my favorite characters probably don't go in this order; this was just who I thought of off the top of my head.

1. Cinna

2. Kankri

3. Nepeta

4. Equius

5. The Doctor

6. Rose Tyler

7. Karkat (are you starting to catch the Homestuck theme here?)

8. Donna Noble

9. Sherlock

10. John (Watson, not Egbert... Not that I don't love Egbert...)

11. Dirk/Bro

12. Hiccup

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven (Rose/Dirk) fanfic before?

Definitely not.

2) Do you think four (Equius) is hot? How hot?

...You frighten me.

3) What would happen if twelve and eight (Hiccup and Donna) started going out?

Er... No.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine (Sherlock)?

So, so many.

5) Would two and six (Kankri and Rose) make a good couple?

6) Five/Nine (Doctor/Sherlock) or five/ten (Doctor/John)?

Doctor/Sherlock for sure. That would be awesome.

7) What would happen if seven (Karkat) walked in on two and eight (Kankri and Donna) kissing?

Karkat: OH MY GOG WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING. I THOUGHT YOU MADE PLEDGE OF CELIBACY, FUCKASS. WHY ARE YOU ENGAGING IN SLOPPY HUMAN/TROLL MAKEOUTS WITH THE DIMWITTED REDHEAD? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED OF MY LINEAGE.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten (Nepeta/John) fanfic.

Sherlock just didn't understand how great cats were.

9) Is there anything as one/eight (Cinna/Donna) fluff?

I doubt it, but it could be very cute.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve (Karkat/Hiccup) hurt/comfort fic?

I'm convinced there is a good title for this, but for the life of me I can't imagine what it would be.

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three (Nepeta) het?

I don't doubt it (NequiusNequiusNequiusNequius)

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven (Dirk)?

I don't think so.

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five (Kankri/Equius/Doctor)?

I just... I can't even... NO.

14) What might ten (John) scream at a great moment of passion?

Ummm I don't know.

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight (Donna), what song would you use?

Man, that's tough. I dunno.

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve (Cinna/Rose/Hiccup) fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: I don't even know what's going on here.

(Assuming the above is not a romance fic. Otherwise it wouldn't exist).

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten (John) to use on two (Kankri)?

Soooo, tell me about this "Cerulean Savior Complex"

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Cinna and Donna are in a happy relationship until the Doctor runs off with Sherlock (I believe it). After Donna dumps Cinna (how could anyone be stupid enough to dump CINNA???) for Kankri (???), Rose gets upset and retaliates by dating Hiccup. Alone and broken-hearted, Cinna (who would never be broken-hearted because HE'S TOO AWESOME FOR THAT) travels in search of a friend. Finally, Cinna meets Equius and Karkat. The three loners meet Johh, who tells each of them to look for love (That's just hilarious). Equius finds Nepeta (YES!!!!!), Karkat gets Dirk (Uhhhh), but now Cinna is stuck in a never-ending love triangle (except not cuz, again, CINNA'S TOO AWESOME FOR THAT) with Rose and Hiccup!

19) What would be a good title for this?

In Which Cinna is too awesome for any of the events that happen.

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Is there an "I Don't Even Know" genre?

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two (Kankri)!

Errrrr...