I'm sorry but right now I have a major case of writer's block. If anyone would like to give me ideas they would be greatly accepted.

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Favorite couples:

Peter Pan/Wendy

NL/LL

Channy

Kataang

Sukka

Inu/Kag

Serena & Darien

Miro/San

Edward & Bella

Fred & Daphne

Sep/Jen

Nick/Snorri

Maiko

Bones/Booth

Hodgens/Angela

Tiva

McAbby

Dereck/Odette

Sabrina/Puck

Sam/ Pete

HP/HG

Rapunzel/ Flynn

Nancy/Ned

Alice/Jasper

Rosalie/Emmett

Romeo/ Juliet

Allie/ Will

Jen/Lance

Jarra

Amfie

Fabina

Luna/ Artimus

Katniss/Peeta

Wesley/Buttercup

Annie/Finnick

Elizabeth/Mr. Darcy

Carlisle/Esme

Jack/Rose

Leo/Piper

Cole/Phobe

Mary Margaret/David

Ella/Prince Char

Favorite shows:

Sonny with a chance

Inuyasha

Sailor moon

What's new Scooby-Doo

W.I.T.C.H

Tutenstien

Time warp trio

Growing up Creepie

Grossology

Kenny the shark

Avatar the last airbender

House of Anubis

Phineaus & Ferb

Zoey 101

Bones

Psych

Monk

NCIS

H2O: just add water

AFV

Charmed

Jessie

World's Dumbest

Baka and Test

Fairy Tale

Once Upon A Time

List twelve characters from your fandom in no particular order, then answer theses questions about them.

1. Rini

2. Luna

3. Andrew

4. Helios

5. Lita

6. Amy

7. Rei

8. Serena

9. Mina

10. Hotaru

11. Artimus

12. Darien

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? (Ami/Artimus)

no and i don't want to. Artimus is a freaking cat!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? (Helios)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? (Darien/Serena)

they'd have Rini of course. Duh!

4) Can you recall any fics about nine? (Mina)

how many?

5) Would two and six make a good couple? (Luna/Amy)

not unless you're crazy and/or smoking pot or anyother drug

6) five/nine or five/ten? Why? (Lita/Mina), (Lita/Hotaru)

neither

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve making out? (Rei, Luna,Darien)

that would never happen

8) Make up a summary or a three/ten fic? (Andrew/Hotaru)

Andrew and Hotauru become friends

9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff? (Rini/Serena)

hope not

10) Suggest a title for seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Rei/Darien)

Part of Season 1

11) Would you consider reading a three/one fic? (Andrew/Rini)

NO!!

12) Is anything on your favorites list about eleven? (Artimus)

no

13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five? (Luna/Helios), (Luna/Lita)

a sailor moon fic made by a drug addict

14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be? (Serena)

Bubbly or Do you like waffles

15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Rini/Amy/Darien)

Warning: very messed up!

16) When was the last time you read a fic about five? (Lita)

none

17) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) , heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (8) and a brief unhappy affair with (2), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Rini and Rei are in a happy relationship until Mina runs off with Rei. Rini heartbroken has a hot one-night stand with Serena and a brief unhappy affair with Luna, then follows the wise advise of Lita and finds true love with Andrew.

18) Title/warning for the above fic?

very scary, contains incest

19) (9) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (9) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (9) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (9) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (9) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continue their relationship.

Mina, Helious, Rei, Rini, and Andrew are playing Truth or Dare. Mina asks Rei, and Rei says Truth. Mina asks who Rei loves (of course) and Rei, confessed her love with Helios. Helios does not share the feeling and is in a secret relationship with Andrew. Rei is heartbroken, and seeks confort in Rini while Andrew and Helios run into the sunset together. however Mina is secretly in love with Rini, and becomes so jealous of Rei, who, after the comfort from Rini becomes in a relationship with Rini, and so Mina decides to murder Rei, but is stopped just in time by Hotaru and is sent to prison, allowing Rini and Rei to continue their relationship.

20) Final question: Title/Warning for the above?

Title: WTF!!! Warning: very strange and gross

List 10 of your favorite people.

1. Charissa 2. Mary 3. Tori 4. Jenna 5.Amy 6. Maddie 7. Isaac 8. Mia 9. Meghan 10. Me

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens? (Jenna, Tori, Mia)

Tori would wonder who the hell Jenna was since they've never met and Mia'd be confused as to why Jenna invited someone she didn't know to dinner.

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens? (Meghan, Amy)

Meghan would drag Amy who would be kicking and screaming all the way

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6? (Charissa, Maddie)

Charissa cause she's one my bestest friend

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction? (Mary, Isaac, Me)

I would scream at the horror of Fatty kissing Mary then yell at the top of my lungs "MOLESTER!" because Mary would never willingly kiss Isaac

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens? (Tori, Maddie, Mia)

That would be creepy seeing as all 3 are girls

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7? (Jenna, Me, Mary, Isaac)

Mary or me cause Isaac could care less

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening? (Charissa)

Mary and I join and eat everything in sight

9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose? (Tori, Mia, Jenna, Meghan)

None of the above.

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it? (Isaac, Mary, Amy)

Most likely it would be the other way around and she'd say to give her nutella or she would end his life and end his life anyway because he's Isaac and Amy would give Mary the nutella

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose? (Charissa, Maddie)

both

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why? (Me, Jenna)

Jenna most likely pissed me off

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens? (Tori)

Tori kicks our butts cause she's cool like that

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react? (Mary, Me, Mia)

WTF!!!

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7? (Maddie, Isaac)

it's the other way around, Fatty's scared of Maddie cause he's a coward

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go? (Me)

probably with prince charming saving the damsel in distress.

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late? (Charissa, Mary, Me)

WTF!!!!

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens? (Amy, Meghan)

i kick their butts for getting drunk.

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8? (Tori, Mia, Maddie, Jenna)

they end up being kicked out of the zoo and Mia gets hair dye

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

How to kill Isaac and if they should so i just kill Fatty

21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them? (Meghan, Mary)

she kills Meghan

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save herself or 1? (Maddie, Charissa)

Maddie saves herself

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens? (Amy, Me)

i bust down all the rocks then yell at her for getting trapped

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens? (Tori)

the campers go crazy

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens? (Jenna, Maddie, Isaac, Mia)

mia wonders what fatty's doing there

27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction? (Charissa, Meghan, Me, Mary)

WTF!!!

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good? (Isaac)

no

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do? (Mia, Tori)

have a spaz attack

30) While they are camping, they run into James (from Twilight). What do they do?

burn him to a crisp

Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name

A: Hot (x3)
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes(x2)
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the crap out of you (X3)
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very flirtatious.
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid,
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That its wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!"
So I love you and good-bye.

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I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I’m into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIM HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I live(d) in the COUNTRY, so I MUST (have) live(d) on a farm.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive[ isn't it good to be naive?]
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.[ very little Arab, but still it's part of me]
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.[ i actually care about people's feelings unlike others who write steriotypes]
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (very little Native American blood in me, but still)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore[my dad would kill me if i were any of these]
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.[it's called being a girly-girl]
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries[i'm actually really skinny]
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.[i prefere to earn my money]
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head[no, but i do have strange dreams sometimes]
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! (refer to my Native American part)
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.[i might be pretty but i like being a virgin]
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.[i have tons of friends]
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.[is this for guys?]
I have big boobs, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.[i think people should wear want they want when they want]
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (Actually, one of my relatives was a Nazi. Crap, in a way this stereotype is true)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports (I actually suck at most sports)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone[i only have 1 cat thank you very much]
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude[i don't care if people think i'm prude]
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.[refer to the one about americans]
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.[not my fault i still believe boys have cooties]
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.[refer to the one about gay people]
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.[i swear alot actually. course not with parents around unless it's crap]
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.[ i don't care if i'm not like everyone else, i'd be boring if i was]
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.[not allowed to drink by law]
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.[flies never did anything to me]
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. [does manga count?]
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I'm a fangirl of anime!)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. (Mentally disabled that is)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.(refer to Native American comment, though you can kinda tell I'm English from my looks)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE[ my friends haven't told me what those are so i have no idea what they are]
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT,so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (although I myself really AM against abortion. those poor little babies don't deserve to be murdered! T.T and they can FEEL it too...)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (ok, the blond and blue eyes is right but the rest is wrong)
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (some of it, anyway.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (not so big on comics, but manga, YEAH!!)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. (actually I'm part Swedish and I really am white. -.-" I'm complicated, okay?)
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s[refer to native american]
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (sometimes)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (actually, this only applies to me cuz i keep to myself most of the time)
I can't help but BLUSH when I'm around a cute guy so I MUST be a dumb slut
I'm good at SINGING so I MUST need attention
I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up (I'm just really shy and have a soft voice)
I sit ALONE at lunch so I MUST be snobbish
I still have SLEEPOVERS with my female friends so I MUST be lesbian
I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with
I sometimes say I LOVE MY FRIENDS so I MUST be gay/lesbian
I wear MAKE-UP so I MUST be ugly
I DON'T wear make-up so I MUST be an outsider

Gibbs Rules

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.

Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.

Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.

Rule #3: Never be unreachable.

Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.

Rule #6: Don't apologize its a sign of weakness.

Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.

Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.

Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.

Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away.

Rule #12: Never date a coworker.

Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer.

Rule #15: Always work as a team.

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

Rule #38: Your case, your lead.

Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I am the enthusiastic friend that comes to a party of a friend's and wonders what her friend would do if she kissed her.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Mikey, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little brother that he is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Mikey
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

Repost this if you agree with it.

WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and

point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
Post this on your profile.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

8. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

10. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

11. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

12. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. (But Abby is smart and was put on jury duty...)

THINGS TO PONDER:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? (that scares me)

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? (OMG! Doesn't that sound like an awesome candy bar!)

Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you! It's worse when you think they are out to get you!

My mother told me not to talk to strangers I don't talk to myself anymore.

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to tell you YES!

People think I'm crazy, but actually I'm just insane.

Reality has exiled me; I am no longer bound by it's laws. (I would kill people but I'd prefer not to meet the NCIS team in interigation...Then again...)

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Post this on your profile if you hate racism. OOOHHH BURRNN!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man a a black man walked into a cafe a white man was behind him
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "Listen sir...when I was born, I was BLACK. When I grew up, I was BLACK. When I'm sick, I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK. When I'm cold, I'm BLACK. When I die, I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born, you're PINK. When you grow up, you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun, you turn RED. When you're cold, you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down, and the white man walked away ...

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

IM REALLY SORRY I HAD TO PUT IT ON ... I KINDA GET FREAKED OUT

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.( And some cheez its!)

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"

9.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.(or flip it off)

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"(or air freshener!)

16.

Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Re post this if you laughed...

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said, "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Not naming names)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list of others.

You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile depends on how much you like chocolate.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile (many times)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (yet again. many times)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.( only sometimes. SHUT UP!)

So now that you have admitted to all this, you can stop being in denial.

I'm glad I could help. He He

Favorite lines of all time

"All these years of planning...Wasted!" Queen Uberta from The swan princess

"You should write a book, how to offend women in 5 syllables or less" Groms from The Swan Princess

"Hey Derek, looks like you lost your queen. That's two in one day!" Bromley and Prince Derek from The Swan Princess

"Go on Derek, what else? Uh...what else is there? (Groms makes buzzer noise)" Uberta, Derek, and Groms from the Swan princess

"I'm your master? He can be taught!" Aladdin and Genie from Aladdin

"Should I call you Al, or how 'bout just Din. I know! Laddie. Here Laddie, Laddie, Laddie! Whistles and a Scottish dog appears " Genie from Aladdin.

"Goodbye Prince Abooboo." Jafar from Aladdin

"Rickim, rackim, rickim rake! stick that sword into that snake! Ssstay out of thisss. jafar, Jafar, if he can't do it, GREAT!" Genie and Jafar from Aladdin

"May I kiss the monkey? (Genie hacks) Hairball." Genie from Aladdin

"Oh Romeo, Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo. Deny thy father and refuse thy name." Juliet from Romeo and Juliet

"It's like the Tardis from Dr. Who. Who watches Dr. Who?" McGee and Tony

"All the powers of the universe! Itty bitty little living space" Genie/ Aladdin from Aladdin

"10,000 years! Can give you quite a crick in the neck." Genie from Aladdin

"May i kiss the monkey? kisses Abu, hacks sorry, hairball." Genie from Aladdin

"Sokka, why aren't you eating? I don't wanna. But you always want to eat. He's just upset that a bunch of girls kicked his butt. It was a sneak attack! Right. He's upset that a bunch of girls snuck up on him and then kicked his butt." Aang, Katara, and Sokka from Avatar: the last airbender book 1 chpt 4 The Kyoshi warriors

"Katara. Yes Aang? Don't ride the Unagi, not fun." Aang and Katara from Book 1

"Are you ok? Can you come closer? Katara comes closer "Will you go penguin sledding with me!? "Um, ok." Aang and Katara

"Good job Toph, now drive the ship." "Sure, let the blind girl drive." "Actually I was talking to Suki." "That would make more sense." Sokka and Toph

"Some one help I'm drowning!" "Don't worry Toph I'll save you!" Suki jumps into the water and saves Toph "Thank you Sokka! You saved me!" kisses Suki "Um, actually it's me." "Oh, you can let me drown now" Sokka, Suki, & Toph

"Aang, how long were you in that iceberg? A few days or weeks i guess. i think more like 100 years! Do i look like a 112 year old man to you!" Katara and Aang

"I would be honored to be your apprentice. Ok, but you have to follow our traditions, ALL of them. Do i really need to wear a dress? Suki explains what everything represents Hey Sokka, nice dress! Sokka groans" Sokka, Suki, & Aang

"You mean we have time to get your water scrolls and your staff but not my boomerang! Yep, pretty much." Sokka & Katara

"Drink cactus juice, it's the quienchiest. nothings quienchier! Look! it's a giant mushroom! maybe it's friendly! all hail our mushroomie friend! friendly mushroom. give me some cactus juice! Katara grabs Toph's shirt Come on, lets go see how Aang's doing." Sokka, Katara, & Toph

"Momo chatters Flying lemur! Dinner! chase after Momo" Aang & Sokka

"Did you- you know- finish the job? I'm still alive! What did you do? I took away his bending so he can never hurt anyone again" Suki, Fire Lord Ozai, & Aang

"Did he just die? I'm not sure, it wasn't very clear." Zuko & Sokka

"My mother called me a monster. She was correct of course but it still hurt." Azula

"I look like the Crypt Keeper!" Anna in her mom's body in Freaky Friday

"Uncle, i know you're going to say she's my sister and i should try to get along with her but- no, she is crazy and needs to go down." Zuko and Uncle

"Maybe we should postpone your coronation. Did my father set you up to this? no. i demand you do an Agni Kai. But we're not firebenders. Fine. points to Li Lo you're banished, points to Lo Li you can stay. But I'm Li and I'm Lo, so who gets banished?" Azula, Li, and Lo

"Who set Toph on fire?" Sokka

Favorite Songs

Concrete Angel

All Taylor Swift songs

Every time we touch

Bring me to life

My immortal

What hurts the most

Small world

Lesson # 1

I'll make a man out of you

Bring honor to us all

Reflection: Original & pop

Anastasia soundtrack

Hakuna Matata

can you see the love tonight?

I can't wait to be king

circle of life

Magic of love

This is my idea

Because i love her

Far longer than always

All of Shani Twain's songs

Wizard of Oz songs

People I am from personality quizzes

Shippo

Artemis - the Greek goddess, not the cat

Serena/ Sailor Moon

Belle

Tinkerbell

Kirara

Rue

Awful Pairings:

Zutara: I mean really? Does any one remember that Katara threatened Zuko that if he hurt Aang she would kill him? Plus she's hated him since the beginning of the series and only touches him twice, once to hug him, & the other to try & heal his scar.

Tokka: There's a huge age difference. Plus Sokka loves Sukki, not Toph. Really people?

Inu/Kik: This wouldn't work cause 1: Kikyou's dead & 2: Inuyasha's moved on. Maybe Kikyou should think about dating Naraku? Oh well

Sess/Kag: Kagome doesn't f*ing love Sesshomaru people! Honestly, some people are insane. *sighs*

Bella/Jacob: Bella only thinks of Jacob as a friend. Also it would be impossible because 1st she dates Edward, then she's engaged to him, next she marries him, then they have a kid, need i go on?

Ty lokka: Sokka doesn't like Ty Lee that way. In fact she scares him a little bit

Inu/Sess: ok there are a lot of things wrong with this pairing so I'll point out four. 1. they're both boys 2. they're brothers 3. they hate each other & 4. Sesshoumaru wants to kill Inuyasha

any Inuyasha character (except Kikyou maybe)/Naraku: umm... GROSS!!!!!!!!!

Sess/Rin: Rin's only a little girl while in human years Sesshoumaru is supposed to be dead

Lilo/Stitch: Hello! Lilo's a little girl and Stitch's an alien. Need i say more?

Hermione/Draco: Hermione thinks Draco is evil, he thinks she's not good enough to go to Hogwarts

Hermione/Ron: I know J.K Rowling did this pairing but i disagree. i think Ron is too stupid for Hermione

Kag/Koga: Kagome f*ing likes Inuyasha ppl!

Serena/Seiya: ok 1. Serena marries Darien 2. Serena's engaged to Darien 3. Seiya turns into a f*ing girl! [Goes w/ all sailor scouts and starlights except reasons 1 & 2]

Anyone other than Serena w/ Darien

Anyone other than Darien w/ Serena

Mina/Trista: Ewwww!!!!!!

sailor scout/sailor scout: refer to Mina/Trista[ In case you don't know Trista/Setsuna is Sailor Pluto, Guardian of the gates of time]

Kikyou/Sango: refer to Mina/Trista

girl/girl: refer to Mina/Trista

boy/boy: refer to Mina/Trista

Ian/Amy: Ian Cobra with Amy Cahill? Really? What were the people who made that pairing smoking? [Goes with all members of the Cahill family]

Shaggy/Velma: That is very very disturbing. It actually kind of gives me nightmares.

Azula/ any one: She's a deranged phyco maniac who needs to be put in a straightjacket and locked up in an insane asylum

Ozai/any one: see example for Azula. no idea what Zuko and Azula's mom saw in him.*sighs*

Yue/Sokka: I know they liked eachother and all, but Suki was made for Sokka, plus Yue dies and is engaged to a jackass when they're supposedly "dating"

Seddie: Sam would kill Freddie in less than 10 seconds

Peter Pan/Tinkerbell: Peter loves the Wendy-lady

Foy: Fabian is made for Nina

Amber/Mick: they just don't seem compatible

Gale/Katniss: Peeta and Katniss have been through the Hunger Games together...twice. that's something Gale wouldn't be able to understand