| balfies |
Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Sarah Jane Adventures, Chronicles of Narnia, Doctor Who, A Room With a View, Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Hunger Games, and Lord of the Rings. Hello strange traveller of the internet. Emma. A tall and egotistical Australian-British hybrid, and apparently, on occasion, a writer of sub-par fanfiction, but at least I don't feign dedication. I am on the tumblr at balfies.tumblr.com if you wanted to find me idk what you young kids get up to these days. | |||||||
1. The Super Secret Diary of Eustace Clarence Scrubb » reviewsEustace Scrubb is an annoying prat, and this diary is a clear example of this. Rated M for VERY strong language, highly inappropriate content and serious butchering of C S Lewis's characters. I am a horrible human being for writing this.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-29-13 - Published: 3-17-11 - Eustace Scrubb2. Plunge » reviewsFour years after winning the Hunger Games, Cato goes to Peacekeeper Training. There, he befriends a quiet man from 12 named Gale. But unbeknownst to Cato, his only friend has a burning vendetta against him... AU, Clato implied, Everthorne as angsty and unrequited as Suzanne made it.Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-3-12 - Published: 7-14-12 - Cato & Gale H.3. Precursor to the Feast reviewsThey didn't need anything, they were sorted. They were Careers. So why were they called to the feast? / A little ficlet that I wrote instead of, you know, serious final year of school stuff. T for minor language. Implied Clato.Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-5-12 - Clove & Cato - Complete4. Knotted reviewsString rings were common between the youths stupid enough to fall in love. / Cato and Clove returned home in boxes with matching tokens from their District. I get sad about Clato and then drabbles like this happen why.Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-8-12 - Cato & Clove - Complete5. Surrender reviewsHis body was being ripped apart, but he barely registered the pain. Because he had already been ripped apart when her shuddering chest had ceased. / Cato surrenders himself to the mutts. Sorry it's a tragedy, but Clato seems to be little else.Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-21-12 - Cato & Clove - Complete6. Night reviews"You alright?" I ask. "No." She is very matter-of-fact. She looks back out the window. "Neither am I." / In the stolen nights before the Games begin, Clove and Cato speak without talking, and love without barriers.Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-6-12 - Clove & Cato - Complete7. Like Ice About to Crack » reviewsHow can she tell him without her world collapsing? Stuff is hard, Mara. Stuff. Is. Hard.Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-21-11 - Published: 7-26-11 - Mara J. & Jerome C.8. The Ark Catalogue reviewsThe Doctor and the Ponds bump into a forgotten naturalist Timelord who has clocked in with da Vinci to find the perfect specimen of homosapiens. The Keeper has been isolated from Gallifrey since before the TimeWar, and must reaccommodate reality. Genfic.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-15-11 - 11th Doctor9. Hitler: Forever Alone in the Cupboard reviewsI wrote a humourous fanfiction about Adolf Hitler. I am going to hell. Oh, and I used google trannslate so it'd look like I spoke German. Cause, you know, I don't have yearly exams or anything like that. Post Let's Kill Hitler.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-28-11 - Complete10. Penny Drops reviewsHow do you ask out your dream girl of ten years? Answer: you run away. Post Let's Kill Hitler Amy/Rory happiness.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-28-11 - Amelia P./Amy & Rory W. - Complete11. Hide and Seek with Melody reviewsIn the creaky orphanage, little Melody Pond plays hide and seek with everyone's favourite Silent, Steve. I get bored sometimes, and this is what happens.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-4-11 - Melody P. & Silence12. Unsuspecting reviewsThe pranksters live up to their position, sneaking upon unsuspecting strangers - how could they resist?Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-26-11 - Jerome C. & Alfie L. - Complete13. A favour between friends reviews"So can I trust you to shift any blame put on my shoulders, Miss Perfect Student Rep?" he asked, offering a sweet smile.Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-26-11 - Mara J. & Jerome C.14. Aliens aren't just passersby » reviewsAre the Slitheen annoying Bannerman Road for their own enjoyment or do they have ulterior motives? Drahkma Slitheen wants revenge - the killing kind. Rani & Clyde find themselves in her clutches; can Sarah Jane, Luke & Maria get to them in time?Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-1-11 - Published: 2-6-11 - Rani C. & Clyde L. - Complete15. How it should have gone down reviewsWalking to Mordor? Seriously Tolkien? This abuse of one of the best books in modern times proposes a much more efficient solution. If you're offended by massacres of classic tales, LOOK AWAY NOW. Rate T for rampant stupidity.Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-21-11 - Gandalf - Complete16. Miss Bartlett reviewsCharlotte Bartlett pulls memories together about the old grandfather clock in her house. A creative response I wrote for the unit "the Confined Woman" about A Room with a View for Extension English.A Room With a View - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-17-11 - Complete17. Who is River Song? reviewsThe Doctor asks River the question we all want to know in a hastily-written oneshot injected with livid fan fury. Rated T for OOC swearing. Pre A Good Man Goes to War - this story is now quite outdated, but whatever.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-22-11 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete18. Notes reviewsClyde mulls over the years he... wasted at school. Clyde's POV: DrabbleFic * Rani/Clyde implied.Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-12-11 - Rani C. & Clyde L. - Complete19. Chemistry reviewsA Rani/Clyde Dialogue DrabbleFic. Get it? It's a play on words! They have chemistry and they're discussing their chemistry assignm- oh, never mind. Rated T for minimal swearing.Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-4-11 - Rani C. & Clyde L. - Complete20. Damn Clyde reviewsShe doesn't know how she feels about him, but damn is he distracting. Rani/Clyde DrabbleFic.Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-23-11 - Clyde L. & Rani C. - Complete21. Not a Blank Canvas »At first glance, Vincent Crabbe is the heavy duty body guard of Draco Malfoy, but no one thinks quite like him. Friends, family, school and enemies are more blurred than they seem in his sixth year at Hogwarts... R&R - Rated K-plus for future chapters.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,508 - Updated: 3-17-11 - Published: 3-16-10 - Vincent C. & Gregory G.22. Saint Patrick's DayEveryone is at uni now, but Clyde suggests a meet-up back home at Ealing for the illusive Irish celebration for no apparent reason. This is cause for a oneshot. Rani/Clyde implied, but I hope they'll get together by this stage. R&R!Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Published: 3-17-11 - Rani C. & Clyde L. - Complete23. Sketches reviewsRani stumbles across one of Clyde's sketchbooks and finds something she wasn't expecting. Rani/Clyde oneshot.Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-25-11 - Rani C. & Clyde L. - Complete24. Clyde the Unsecret reviewsLuke is coming for a surprise visit. Clyde's desperately bad secret-keeping skills are kept at bay by Rani, but her intentions are misinterpreted. Rani/Clyde.Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-9-11 - Published: 2-4-11 - Rani C. & Clyde L. - Complete