|Fair Sword Maiden|
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Author has written 6 stories for Tristan + Isolde, Legend of Zelda, Merlin, Final Fantasy VII, and Fire Emblem.
Fair Sword Maiden
Name: I don’t want to spoil that surprise
Author Update: It's summer! Time to maybe think about those old stories. . .
Things I like: there are a lot of things that I like. For example, I like bright colors, I like collecting stuffed frogs, I like to read medieval literature and Shakespeare, I like to write stories, I love writing research reports, I like to learn and study, etc.
Things I don't like: Oh, don’t get me started! I really don’t like Twilight! I’ve never read the books or seen the movies, but all of the paparazzi drives me insane! Robert Patterson is not dreamy! He’s gross because he never showers! I also find Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga extremely annoying.
Favorite books: Le Morte d’Arthur, Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, Beowulf, Piers the Ploughman, King Lear, Hamlet, Macbeth, The Tempest, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Twelfth Night, The Merchant of Venice, Animal Farm, Great Expectations, A Tale of Two Cities, The Screwtape Letters, The Bridge of San Luis Rey, The Ballad of the White Horse, A Man for All Seasons, The Song at the Scaffold, Pygmalion, Out of the Silent Planet, Sense and Sensibility, Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Persuasion, The Odyssey, Pinocchio (the original Italian version!), The Song of Roland, Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr, The Chronicles of Prydain, Harry Potter, The City of Ember
Favorite Movies: Avatar, This is It, Harry Potter, Eragon, Race to Witch Mountain, The City of Ember, Nancy Drew, Sense and Sensibility, Pride and Prejudice, Persuasion, Mulan, Horton Hears a Who, Up, Toy Story 3
Favorite music: Enya, Owl City, Nickelback, Simple Plan, Yellow Card, Dragonforce, Skillet, Kutless, Celtic Woman, Kris Allen, Relient K, Run Kid Run, Remedy Drive, Daughtry, Lifehouse, Group 1 Crew, Fireflight, Tenth Avenue North, Newsboys, Switchfoot, tobymac, The Fray, Brit Nicole, Matthew West,
Favorite Games: Path of Radiance, Radiant Dawn, Sonic and the Black Knight, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Mario and Sonic at the winter Olympics, Mario and Sonic at the Summer Olympics, Sonic Adventure, Sonic Heroes, Luigi's Mansion, Twilight Princess
Hobbies: writing fanfiction (duh!), writing fantasy novels, knitting, ballet, modern dance, swordsmanship (I know that sounds funny after mentioning ballet!), weightlifting, gardening, and doll designing!
Favorite TV shows: Merlin, Ghost Whisperer, So You Think You Can Dance, The Middle, Glee
Fast facts about me:
I'm a passionate Catholic and am proud of it;
I'm pro-life to the max;
I'm a positive person and am usually in a good mood;
It takes a lot to make me mad;
I've written a novel and am currently working on a trilogy;
I signed up for fanfiction because I wanted a variety of people to read and review my works;
I like to design dolls, especially characters from anime and video games (I recently made a Sonic the Hedgehog that turned put really cool!)
I'm a Junior at Franciscan University where I am majoring in English Writing with a minor in medieval history.
These are the top three first impressions that people have of me
3. “Wow, you’re a really sweet girl.”
I really love working with other people, especially when it comes to their writing. Writing has shown me the true beauty in many people.
If I ever read and review one of your stories, I want you to know that I will be tough but very loving. I want people to think of me as a sister, and not as a ruthless editor (believe me, I know what they are like!) I believe that laughter is the best way to improve yourself. If you are able to look back on your mistakes and laugh at them, then you are comfortable with yourself and you are striving to improve your writing.
Something you must know about me: I am overly-obsessed with the Medieval times. Medieval history is going to be my second major in college. Next to being an author, I want to be a Medieval historian and write books about the Crusades, Dark Ages, Knights, etc.
Finally, I think of everyone as my bro and sis. I believe this is the best way to treat people, and I get along with everyone well. Until then, I'm praying for you all.
Eragon/Nasuada (Inheritance Cycle)
Roran/Katrina (Inheritance Cycle)
Taran/Eilonwy (Chronicles of Prydain)
Tristan/Isolde (Le Morte d’Arthur)
Lancelot/Elaine (Le Morte d’Arthur)
These . . .Pairings. . .STINK!!
Shinon/Mia (Seriously, the poor girl deserves better than THAT!)
Ike/Lethe (Lethe just annoys me. . .and she really doesn’t like Ike)
Soren/Illyana (This just bugs me for some reason)
Titania/Boyd (Boyd loves Mist and Titania’s only love interest was Greil, maybe Rhys)
Arthur/Morgana (Arthur is in love with Gwen. . .sorry)
King Mark/Isolde (Curse Arthurian Legend! Isolde should have been able to marry Tristan in the first place!)
Things that make me decide, “I’m not reading this Fanfic…” I will not write, support, or read any fics that contain:
Any story that is exceedingly violent
Stories that contain pairings I can’t stand
Any story that ridicules Catholics, the Catholic Faith, or people who choose to live a chaste life.
The Untold Legend of Tristan and Iseult (work in progress)
ACT Showdown! (work in progress)
Ask Kilgharrah (work in progress)
What Happened? A humorous crossover of Legend of Zelda and Fire Emblem. Mist gets kidnapped by Ganon and Link is that only person who can save her! Will he get there in time?
Isolde the Fair Merlin meets a beautiful young woman who wants to become a healer in Camelot castle. She is able to cure a knight competing in the Camelot jousting tournament, with whom she grows an attachment. She eventually gets the job, but the knight must leave Camelot. Will he return?
Concerning Tootsie Pops Mist goes on a quest to find the answer of the age-old question, "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"
It just wouldn’t be a fan fiction profile if I didn’t have my fair share of rants!
The Same-Sex Rant
The first same sex pairing that I have a real problem with are the Arthur/Merlin fan fics for Merlin. Are you people crazy? They aren’t attracted to each other at all! Don't give me the excuse that Merlin drank the poison for Arthur or that Arthur risked his life to save Merlin. Remember, it is Merlin's destiny to help Arthur become a better king, and that entails risking his life for him if it is necessary. Also, neither of them act feminine. Sure, Merlin is clumsy and goofy, but he is very masculine at the same time. Also, Arthur is very manly! If you people haven’t realized, HE IS IN LOVE WITH GWEN! If I recall, Arthur tells Merlin in one episode that he is basically head over heel in love with her, and wants to marry her! AHHHHH! I’m not even going to get into Morgana/Gwen fanfics. AHHH!
This is another one I have a problem with; Ike and Soren from Fire Emblem. Alright everyone, why are there so many darn fan fics about this pairing? It’s driving me to insanity! First of all, neither of these guys show a feminine side. Just because Ike hugs Soren doesn’t mean that he’s gay! Guys give each other hugs all the time without showing any sort of romantic attachment. Even though Ike doesn’t show any interest towards another woman in the games doesn’t mean that he’s attracted to Soren! Also, I interpreted from the games that Soren is Ike’s adopted brother in a sense. That’s another reason why I can’t stand this pairing.
Raunchy fanfic rant
Alright, I know that I’m going to get laughed at in this section. So if it makes you feel better to call me a prude, go right ahead. It’s not going to change the way I think.
1) First, I have a real problem with lemons and PWP. If I see one of these terms in a summary of a story, I’m not going to read it. Seriously, why must we make everything sexual? Can’t people write a decent romance story without having to throw a sex scene in it? Apparently not.
End of rants! Goodbye, the end!
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You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this.
Abortion is just wrong. Every life is precious. When I read this, I cried. If every woman contemplating an abortion read this, she would change her mind. The unborn cannot speak, but together, we can speak as one voice to save them. Remember, abortion has been the leading cause of death in America. Choose life. Your mother did.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
1. At least 2 people in the world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in the world love you in some way.
3. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
4. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.
5. You mean the world to someone.
6. If not for you, someone may not be living.
7. You are unique and special.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good can still come from it.
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
11. Someone you don't even know exists loves you.
12. Always remembered the complements received. Forget the rude remarks.
13. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know and you will both be happy.
14. If you have a great friend, take some time and let them know how great they are.
If you believe all those statements, copy and paste this to your profile.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
A very touching story. Please feel free to read it when have time:
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
One Final note: some of you might be wondering why I always sign off by saying "God Bless." Well, the answer is simple. I think that everyone who knows God exists and believes in Him knows that He loves everyone. However, I think that we can easily forget God's love for us. By saying "God Bless" I'm simply telling the author that I wish the best for him/her. Also, reading something caring will uplift the author if he/she might be having a rough day.
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