A Girl Named Ed
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since: 03-08-10, id: 2281962, Profile Updated: 04-13-13
country: Canada
Author has written 20 stories for Harvest Moon, Bionicle, Bye Bye Birdie, Professor Layton, Our Town, and Team Fortress 2.

Formerly Editor-nee-chan.

Dear fanfiction.net user,

I'm going to be totally honest with you. You have stumbled across a mostly dead account.

That doesn't mean it's completely unused, of course. At the time of this posting (April 13, 2013) I am still uploading material to the site occasionally. However I am far more likely to post things to my deviantART account, Root-Beer-Vampire, than I am here. And likely in the not-so-distant future, I will cease posting to this account or website at all.

Those of you who are fans of unfinished stories, I will finish posting the TF2 fanfiction "Strikeout" before leaving, and I will post the next chapter of the Bionicle fanfiction "Metru Uni" as well. However this site doesn't really do it for me anymore--it's annoying to post to, the review/comment system is one of the worst I've ever seen, and at least 90% of the work on this site is awful (and I'm not excluding my own work from that observation). I much prefer deviantART, because I can showcase my art as well as my writing, and I can post my (admittedly few) attempts at original fiction as well. The comments system is much better, and I've actually had some conversations on the site as opposed to here.

I don't hate fanfiction.net. It's silly and I've grown annoyed with it over the years that I've been a member of it, but I don't hate it. Just please remember that I am first and foremost a person with a life outside of the internet. I have two jobs and a car to pay off. And for crying out loud, I'm twenty years old and still writing fanfiction. That probably says something, but I'm not sure what.

Anyway, thanks to those of you who've stuck with me for so long, even though the focus of my stories has mutated radically through the years. And to those of you who managed to find this account, I sincerely hope you find some enjoyment in my work, because that's the entire reason it exists.

Au revoir,

Ed.

My deviantART account: Root-Beer-Vampire


1. Strikeout » reviews
After yet another failed attempt at picking up Miss Pauling, Scout resorts to asking his teammates for dating advice. The results are...well, "mixed" at best.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,518 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 4-29-13 - Published: 4-12-13 - Scout & Miss Pauling - Complete
2. Metru Uni » reviews
Heavy AU. Vakama is a student at Mata Nui College in the city of Metru Nui. It turns out he's destined to lead a band of elemental heroes, or 'Toa,' and save the heart of the city from darkness. Who knew? Rated for swearing.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,614 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 1-10-13 - Published: 1-11-11 - City of Legends & Web of Shadows
3. Metru Uni: 100 Themes » reviews
Basically, a 100 themes challenge centered around characters and situations of my fanfic Metru Uni. #21: No Way Out. Dume is a prisoner inside his own head, and there is nothing he can do about it.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,108 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-23-11 - Published: 3-8-11 - City of Legends & Web of Shadows
4. Visitors » reviews
A series of oneshots. Various beings visit Matoro's memorial statue. Find out who they are and why they're there. Finale: I'm not telling. *COMPLETE*
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,531 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-10-11 - Published: 2-11-11 - Sea of Darkness - Complete
5. Do Not Want reviews
It was this history of wariness that had him sitting with his arms and legs crossed, glaring with narrowed eyes at the package on his table. Happy April Fool's Day! Oneshot.
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-1-11 - Complete
6. How Do You Know? reviews
Takanuva raises a good point. Random humorous drabble.
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-9-11 - City of Legends & Mask of Light - Complete
7. Why Me? reviews
The Stage Manager reflects on what he can do and his hidden emotions. SM-centric, based mostly on Act Three. Oneshot.
Our Town - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-9-11 - Complete
8. Interruptions reviews
Whenever Hewkii thinks he's getting somewhere with Macku...they always get interrupted! A fluffy Hewkii/Macku oneshot for Valentine's Day.
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-14-11 - The Borhok Awake & Mask of Light - Complete
9. Just Us reviews
Layton spends Valentine's Day with the love of his life, Claire. A Layton/Claire V-Day oneshot. Very fluffy.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-14-11 - H. Layton & Claire - Complete
10. Won's Winter Thanksgiving Festival reviews
When Won sees Claire giving Zack a Winter Thanks-Fest gift, why does it make his stomach tie itself in knots? A Won/Claire Valentine's Day oneshot. Warning: severe fluff.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-14-11 - Won & Claire - Complete
11. The Rahi Warrior » reviews
Average teenage human Kay gets booted onto Mata Nui. She has to find a bunch of artefacts in order to get home, with the help of everyone's favourite Toa, the Toa Nuva! A collaboration between me and my brother.
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,784 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 2-7-11 - Published: 6-7-10 - Mask of Light
12. The Gukko and the Nui Rama reviews
Short Nuju/Matoro father/son drabble for fun-ness. Matoro has a question, but Nuju doesn't necessarily have an answer. A silly drabble.
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-9-11 - Complete
13. Animal Parade: The Next Generation » reviews
*cues up Star Trek: TNG theme song* Basically, a revisited version of AP with the main and rival kids. Surprisingly few OC's. Full ish summary inside! Please read! Rating for a teensy bit of language. *COMPLETE!*
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,021 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-9-10 - Published: 4-15-10 - Complete
14. A Starry Night Song » reviews
...in prose, being a Ghost Story of the Starry Night Festival. A Christmas Carol with Sunshine Islands characters. Vaughn as Scrooge. You'll have to read to see who else plays what parts! In honour of Christmas time. *COMPLETE*
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,781 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-7-10 - Published: 12-3-10 - Vaughn - Complete
15. Turaga's Pet » reviews
Something's bothering Matoro, and Nuju wants to know what. Thank you mazula for reviving my plot bunny! Rated for bullying. Matoro and Nuju father/son fic. Twoshot.
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-17-10 - Published: 11-13-10 - Complete
16. Missing You reviews
Written in honour of Spirit Day. Contains mentions of slash but no actual slash. It's a very special day for Claire...she misses someone who was very important in her life. Contains Claire/Won. No flames please. Oneshot. Rated for light slash and death.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-21-10 - Claire & Won - Complete
17. Father and Son reviews
SPOILER ALERT! Do not read unless you know the end of the Barraki storyline! Nuju and Matoro father/son fic. See summary inside. Rated for death, but it's canon. Oneshot.
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-6-10 - Sea of Darkness - Complete
18. Doris Finally Snaps reviews
Self-explanatory, see inside for details. Rated for some mild language near the end. One-shot.
Bye Bye Birdie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-2-10 - Complete
19. Love, Hate, and High School » reviews
This is my humble opinion on what life would be like if the DS/Cute gang were teenagers in high school. BTW, Pony Jill's Japanese name. It's back! Rated T for language in later chapters. *COMPLETE*
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,815 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-13-10 - Published: 3-11-10 - Jill & Skye - Complete
20. 7 Days » reviews
After an accident involving Hikari and his crystal ball, Wizard finds himself living on the ranch for a week. Wizard x Hikari with warnings of severe fluff. *COMPLETE*
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-6-10 - Published: 3-24-10 - Wizard & Molly/Hikari - Complete
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