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Hello my good people an welcome to my profile page. As you can see it is annoyingly long and consists of random thingies that I love wasting my time with. So, continuing on, I'd like to give a shout out to xXlaviXkandaXx for finally updating her story and being a great friend... Anyway, you guys can PM with any questions, concerns, (extremely dark secrets-of which I am able to keep from the prying eyes of this world), new shows to watch, manga or novels to read, yadayadayada, and I think I'm done with the really failing attempts at humor and sociability (if that is even a word x_x). For now, I will NOT be writing any new stories or updating any old one's. I am taking a break to work on my manga and fool around with digital art stuffz. However, I am open to suggestions for any fandoms you want a story on. Be warned, my style of writing is dark, and can be summed up as such (credit to random dA person, sorry I forgot your name ;): "Beauty and art may both lie in the eyes of the beholder, but meaning and emotion lie in the heart of the creator." Onward to the quotes! *Raises Link's Master Sword and flashes out with Midna* Best Friend Thingys Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up" Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with you. Best Friend: Will call him, whispering 'Seven days... Friend: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. Everyone has a wild side - me and my friends just prefer to make it public A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile (and I'm proud of it thank you very much) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you asshole." If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. Girls are like Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex Roses are red, violets are blue, Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (Stormbringer!!) No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post on profile. If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without spelling rap. If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile. If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'color' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., WiseOne27,LoveTheSun, animaluver101, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series), The Dawn Is Breaking (Edward Cullen -squee-, Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre)), twilite addict (Emmett Cullen) Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile. If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, Warrior-Wolf1 Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Funny random stuffels Friends: Tell you that you look nice. Friends: Say "see you later!" Friends: Forgive you. Friends: Politely refuse food. Friends: Bail you out of jail. Friends: Are only through school. Friends: Tell jokes with you. Friends: Forget you. Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth. Friends: Annoy you. Friends: Like you. Friends: Laugh with you. Friends: Sober you when you're drunk. Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!" Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!" A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?" I called your boyfriend 'gay' and he hit me with his purse! People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. One for Girls! Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species. Indifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind, but who cares? Life is a sexually transmitted disease. Tell a man there is 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a seat has wet pain on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. There are very few personal problems that can't be excused by an adequate amount of high explosives. Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them. It's a control freak thing, I wouldn't let you understand. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Support your local medical examiner-die strangely. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART!? 15 Things to do when your in Wal-mart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! ) 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" Poems Did you ever fall for someone you know you shouldn't? Smile so the tears don't fall, I'm not supposed to love you, Did you ever love someone, and know they didn't care? You don't even notice the pain in my eyes, A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too. You know you live in 2010 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Put this on your profile if you did this. You know you did... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! They're all conspiring against me! They're coming! The martians are coming! Save the children! Take cover! Grab the muffins! Friends A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry. A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. Muffins are just ugly cupcakes- But we love them anyway. A day without laughter is a day wasted. Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line hahahah!! funnyness!! Fave Books Maximum Ride Series, James Patterson Erin Hunters' Warriors Series Wicked, by Gregory Maguire Julie of the Wolves, by Jean Craig head George Julie's Wolf Pack, also by Jean Craighead George Fave Food Fave Color Aquamarine Blue, expresses how i feel most of the time. lonely and thoughtful. Fave Animal Siberian Husky, (I'm telling you I'm STILL a dog person! even though cats are easier to write about) Fave Songs 1. If my Heart was a House Owl City 2. Follow Through Gavin DeGrawr 3. You Belong With Me Taylor Swift 4.When September Ends Green Day peace! :3 Fave Qoute Ive changed my qoute today. Sorry WarriorWolf1!! That last PM had my old fave qoute on it. ; anyways...this ones more true then anything: Life is a sexually transmitted disease. It's the truth. No more no less. No more straight forward then needs be. That's why i like it so much. :) I'm not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde P.S. For some of the people who lurv art too check out www.deviantart.com :3 Smile through the pain | |||||
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