HAI! WELCOME TO MY PROFILE! I bet you're here because you realized how awesome I am and wanted to see what kinds of cool stuff I've got on here, huh, huh?!?! ...I am sorry to say that you will be sorely disappointed...

BUT HEY! you're probably not here for that reason at all! Actually, I have no idea why you're here looking at my profile, since I'm such an amazingly boring person, but oh well, I'll attempt to keep you entertained...READ ON MY LOVELIES! or just scroll down to the bottom to find my story which has not been updated in so long -sob- I'm so sorry! I try so hard, but the lovely scene i have for the next chapter just wont go from my head to my fingers to the keyboard, for all of you to read! can you even forgive me?

ABOUT ME:

Name: Look, as much as I love you guys, I'm not giving out that information. (Though you can prolly guess if you were around when i had my old penname) so for now, just call me Snowflake-chan~ or Snowflake...whatever floats your boat~
Age: Again, really, im not going to tell you. (Let's just say that I'm older than 10 and younger than 25)
Country of Origin: THE GREAT US OF A! WOO, WE ROCK! -cowers- im sorry, please forgive me for my rudeness! all you other countries are epic too! (Seriously, I'm American. But if you had to categorize me based on Hetalia I would be an Italian/American/Polish/Canadian person!)
Gender: I'm a girl~ (Yush, I think this one is obvious)
Where Is She Now?: Nuh, uh, uh. You all aren't getting an answer to this one~ And it's slightly stalkerish if you really want to know. (I shall reveal that I AM in the US of A right at this moment. But I won't tell you where xD)
Likes: HARRY POTTER!, HETALIA!, fanfiction, penguins, Tommy F, laughing loudly for no apparent reason, confuzzling the people around me, sugar(even though i don't need it), and that's it! (LIES! I'm just too lazy to think of anything else~ If I do, I'll let y'all know)
Dislikes: Heh heh, I'm not fillin' this one out just in case I offend anyone... (THE EVIL MUFFINS!)
Aspiring to: RULE THE WORLD! naw, I'm just kidding~ I WANNA WRITE AND WRITE AND WRITE UNTIL MY FINGERS FALL OFF! (Yet, my last update was when? Maybe I should start a new story... -cowers- IM KIDDING DONT HURT ME)
How to Contact ME: Wow, that's a silly one~ Just PM me~~~ (You didn't really think I would give you my email or -gasp- phone number, did you?)
My Super Duper Secret Kink: British accents and when Romano says "bésame" (SQUEE! THAT SECOND ONE MAKES ME SO HAPPY! i dunno why o.o And wow, my super secret kinks aren't so secret anymore xD)

QUOTES: (not by me n.n)

"Just because they don't love you, the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with everything they have." -Truman Capote

I duuno why, but i just LOVE that quote~

"The guy who says 'anything is possible' obviously never tried slamming a revolving door" - someone i don't know

That one makes me laugh xDDD

"Make pasta, not war!" - i cant remember if it was in the show, or just fan-made, but this is Hetalia inspired!

Italy we love you n.n

NOTE: I had to change my pen-name because someone I know has a very similar pen-name... So that pen-name is in the past and now I'll be writing under Snowflakes-Over-the-Water

Sorry if this complicates things for anyone, but I didn't want to be confused as my friend...so I changed it~

NOTE 2: Isn't my avatar just adorable? US/UK FOREVER! It was made by Neiyukina on deviantart (not for me though...heh heh, if she asks me to take it off cause I didn't ask for permission I will)

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

This just makes me sad :'(

True About Me and My Life:

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.(they can be kinda unsmart... you know it's true!)

If my mother told me never to talk to strange people I'd never talk to myself, parents, or friends anymore. (it would be SO true...)

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I LOVE TRIPLE DOTS, EXCLAMATION MARKS AND SMILEY FACES!!
If you like the triple dots... exclamation marks! and/or smiley faces :) post this into your profile... :)!

If you love irritating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, BLEACH, and/or Blood, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever had conversations with yourself then cried about them copy and paste this in your profile

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL.

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART.

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG.

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY.

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH.

Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT.

Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL.

So why bother?

So youre saying that

i'm a loser because i don't want to be popular.
i'm a pansy because i dont ask every guy out.
i'm > > special because i act silly in public.
i'm nasty because i have a single zit on my face.
i'm a hippy because i'm not cool with violence.
i'm a freak because i don't dress just like you.
i'm a moron because i stand up for myself.
i'm a retard when i make a C on a test...
but a nerd when i make an A, or a B.
can i tell you something, sweetheart?

labels dont define me

that's all for now, but I'm going to look for more paste-ables~

Gotten From a Friend of a Friend of a Friend of a Friend xD

The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!
Said Slytherin: We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest.
Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort. GO SLYTHERIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some stuff that I wish I knew when I first started FanFiction (Not too long ago.)

1. Canon- From the book. (Example: Ron/Hermione >=P )

2. Non-canon- When it is not from the book.

3. Slash- Guy with guy stories. (Example: Draco/Harry ~gag~)

4. Femeslash- Girl with girl stories. (Example: Hermione/Narcissa. Where do people come up with these things?)

look out for this if you're uninterested in the... bad stuff -shudder- {5. Smut- M stuff.

look out for this if you're uninterested in the... bad stuff -shudder- {6. Lemon- Really M stuff. Even worse than smut.

7. Flames- Mean reviews. When you trash a fic.

8. OC- Original Character. When you make up your own character.

9. OOC- Out Of Character- When a canon character is not accurate. (Example: When Draco runs around singing "Nobody's Perfect" and hands out unicorn stickers to first graders.)

10. AU- Alternate Universe- When the story is set in a different universe then that the author has created.

11. Fluff- Sweet romantic moments. No action/adventure or anything.

12. OTP- (I heard this from youreconfusingme) Apparently, this means One True Pairing. I assume this means that it's the one pairing you enjoy and stand by. (This is not to be confused with OoTP, which means Order of the Phoenix. ;)

13. Ship- A pairing/couple. Comes from relationship. Heh heh. ~Nudges you~ Get it? Get it?

14. One-shot; Two-shot; Three-shot- One chapter, two chapters, three chapters.

15. Songfic- A fic including, or based upon, a song.

16. Mary Sues- A character (usually OC) that is favored by the author and pretty much perfect in every way.

17. A/N- Author's Note. Self- explanatory. I tend to go overboard with my ANs.

18. AH- All Human. All characters are human. This is not commonly seen.

19. POV- Point of View.

20. R&R- Read and review!

look out for this if you're uninterested in the...bad stuff -shudder- 21. Lime- Like Lemon, but not as bad.

22. Drabble- A fic that is from 50-500 words in length.

Harry Potter 10 Commandments (I took these from another profile, but they were Twilight, so I changed some things...)

1. I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.

2. You shall not take Harry Potter's name in vain.

3. Remember to keep release dates calendared.

4. Honor the wizards for gracing you with their presence.

5. You shall not kill squibs or muggle-borns.

6. You shall not love both Harry and Draco equally. (Even if you know you love Draco more.)

7. You shall not steal Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows from fellow fans to see how they will react when they can't read the end.

8. You shall not lie, for Dumbledore will know that you did anyways. (Curse that Veritaserum!)

9. You shall not covet Draco Malfoy. (After all, he belongs with Hermione.)

10. You shall not covet Harry's Firebolt, or his Invisibility Cloak.

Harry's the bravest

Ron's the most oblivious

Hermione's the smartest

Ginny's the toughest

Neville's the clumsiest

Luna's the weirdest

Dumbledore's the greatest

McGonagall's the strictest

Snape's the greasiest

Nick is the ghostiest

Crabbe's the largest

Goyle's the dumbest

Fred is the funniest

Cho is the sappiest

But Draco Malfoy can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone else jealous!!! :) (I CONCUR!)

Fave HP Pairings:

Harry/Ginny
Hermione/Draco
Luna/Blaise
Hermione/Blaise
Luna/Neville
Draco/Pansy
Pansy/Harry
Severus/Hermione
Severus/Lily
Rose/Scorpius
Teddy/Victoire
James/Lily
Remus/Tonks
Charlie/Fleur
Ginny/Blaise
Ginny/Draco
Bellatrix/Rodolphus
Bellatrix/Voldemort
Neville/Ginny
Ron/Luna
Ron/Pansy
Harry/Sirius

Fave Hetalia Pairings: (there are SOOOOO many, so im just gonna put my first choices...)

US/UK(Alfred/Arthur)
Spain/Romano(Antonio/Lovino)
Germany/Italy(Ludwig/Feliciano)
Prussia/Canada(Gilbert/...who?[kidding, kidding, we love you Matthew~])
Denmark/Norway
Russia/China(Ivan/Yao)
Greece/Japan(Heracles/Kiku)
HRE/Chibitalia
Poland/Lithuania(Feliks/Toris)
Iceland/Fridge[OMG! I LOVED THAT SOOOO much~]
Sweden/Finland(Berwald/Tino)
Netherlands/Belgium
Switzerland/Liechtenstein(Basch/Lili)
Latvia/Sealand(Raivis/Peter)
France/Seychelles(Francis/???)

END PROFILE! Yeah, that was a bunch of random shtuff...just below? My stories~