Konnichiwa!!! Okay so My pen name is Sakura-Haruno-Uchiha 10 as you can see.

My hobbies are: Swimming, reading fanfics., watching t.v., playing on the computer, writing stories, singing,dancing etc.

I'm a full Filipino

My personalities are: cool, boy-ish, sweet(when I want to be), smart and child-ish.(I blame you tennie... you passed on to me your childishness when you moved to New Zealand)

I absolutely hate girly stuff (skirts, make-up I mean it) backstabbers, know-it-all, people who think they're all that.

When I grow up I want to be a/an: accountant or doctor.

My ambition: To become famous and rich and find someone who'll care for me.

I write stories to have the life that I want to have, even if it's only in my imagination.

Btw who wants to add me on fb?? Pm me :)) I like making friends.

Zie

My fave anime:

Naruto

Mirmo de Pon

Pokemon

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My Fave Pairings:

SasuSaku: I love this couple! If you ask me how to describe this I'd be using a lot of adjectives!

SasoSaku: My views on this couple are kinda like my views on SasuSaku

ItaSaku: Meh I just love it.

HidaSaku: I don't know why but I came to love this couple just as much as I love SasuSaku!! Le gasp!

AkatsukiSaku: I just find it funny

NaruHina: They're adorable!!! :3

NejiTen: Cute!

ShikaIno: Lazy-ass and a hyper blonde? Add them up and you'll get chemistry! ;P

My Okay Pairings:

NejiSaku: I hate to say this but, I kinda like them. But Sasuke's still the one for our little Saku! And Neji's still the one for Tennie!

KibaHina: They're okay!

KibaIno: They're adorbs(adorable) in a silly way!

My Most Despised Couples:

Sasuke with anyone else but Saku! I mean! What the?! Why Ino!?Karin!? Tenten?! Hinata!? Or any other girl in the Naruto world when there's totally proof of SasuSaku! 3:/

Sakura with anyone else but Sasu, Neji or Itachi!!!!

Itachi and Hidan with anyone!: I mean it!! Their mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well except maybe for Saku!

Zie

KateyxDylan (Mirmo)

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AshxDawn

DrewxMay

AshxMisty

AshxMay

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Well I love

Kelly Clarkson

Carrie Underwood

Shakira

Taylor Swift

Avril Lavinge

Pink

Boys like Girls

And some songs of other artists :))

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

Zie

THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, freak-4-God, CommitedToKiba, CherryFlower05, CrazyWannabe0277, XxEmo BitchXx/xXxPoisonedAngelxXx, SasuSaku-Luver, MeepersLovesU, TeddyBearHugs, Sakura-Haruno-Uchiha10

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THE WE HATE SASUKEXANYONE BESIDES SAKURA CLUB: If you hate any one paired with Sasuke other than Sakura copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: DanichT02, CrazyGreyWolfGirl, SasuSaku15394, TeddyBearHugs, Sakura-Haruno-Uchiha10

Zie

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Tiger Priestess, Sakura-Haruno-Uchiha10

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ITACHI IS AWESWOME!!: If you love Itachi from "Naruto", before or after you found out about the true reason behind the massacre, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Tiger Priestess, Sakura-Haruno-Uchiha10

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IF SASUSAKU DOES NOT HAPPEN IN THE ANIME/MANGA: I will join an angry mob of SasuSaku fans to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou 'til he puts in SasuSaku, copy and paste this onto your profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7, AnimePrincess411, narutolove1987, tearsofjoy159, Bulla49, Tiger Priestess, Sakura-Haruno-Uchiha10

Zie

FRIENDS:

have never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Are for a while
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: say they're busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world
REAL FRIENDS: not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to help you feel better

FRIENDS: say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours
REAL FRIENDS: come right over and hang out with you, til you either fall asleep, or kick them out

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Zie

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Zie

Annoying things to do on an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

3) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

4) MEOW occasionally.

5) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

6) SAY -DING at each floor.

7) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

8) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

9) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new underwear on."

10) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

11) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

12) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

13) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

14) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

15) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

16) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

17) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

18) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

29) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

20) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

21) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Zie

LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES...(IF YOU ARE CHINESE, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS OFFENSIVELY...IT IS ONLY FOR HUMOR) YOU MUST READ THIS OUT LOUD...

1 - THAT'S NOT RIGHT...Sum Ting Wong

2 - ARE YOU HARBORING A FUGITIVE...Wai Yu Hai Ding

3 - SEE ME ASAP...Kum Hia

4 - STUPID MAN...Dum Fuk

5 - SMALL HORSE...Tai Ni Po Ni

6 - DID YOU GO TO THE BEACH...Wai Yu So Tan

7 - I BUMPED THE COFFEE TABLE...Ai Bang Mai Fa King Ni

8 - I THINK YOU NEED A FACE LIFT...Chin Tu Fat

9 - IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE...Wai So Dim

10 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET...Wai Yu Mun Ching

11 - THIS IS A TOW AWAY ZONE...No Pah King

12 - OUT MEETING IS SCHEDULED FOR NEXT WEEK...Wai Yu Kum Now

13 - STAYING OUT OF SIGHT...Lei Ying Lo

14 - HE'S CLEANING HIS AUTOMOBILE...Wa Shing Ka

15 - YOUR BODY ODOR IS OFFENSIVE...Yu Stin Ki Pu

16 - GREAT!...Fa King Su Pa

If this made you laugh...put it in your profile

Zie

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

Zie

Girls Don't realize these things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Zie

Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

Zie

Sakura talking in normal font, Sasuke's thoughts in italics

Why don't you understand?
I understand perfectly fine.

Why won't you tell me anything?
Because it'll only bring you hurt.

Why do you always act like you hate me?
Because I don't want to lose another person I love.

How can you hurt me time and again, and feel nothing at all?
I'm only trying to protect you. Who said that it doesn't hurt me? It kills.

What do I have to do for you to love me?
Nothing at all; I already love you.

I'm sorry because I'm not pretty like the other girls.
What are you talking about, silly? You're the most beautiful thing I've ever laid eyes on.

I'm sorry because I'm weak and pathetic.
Yet another reason to protect you.

I'm sorry for being clumsy.
Even better; I can be there to catch you when you fall.

I'm sorry for being annoying.
You only wanted my attention, and I say that because I can't get you out of my head.

I'm sorry for not being perfect.
I don't know what goes through your mind, girl; you're perfect the way you are.

Sasuke, I'm sorry for loving you.
I'm sorry that you feel that way, because I love you too.

Zie

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

Mom's are the BEST!

Zie

Naruto Survey I "borrowed" from Eagle-Wing-sorceress who borrowed this from rmcHolicxxx

Characters

Favorite: Sakura!!!!!

Least favorite: Karin. That bitch! Who do you think you are trying to steal Sasuke from Sakura. Three words for you, Go Die Bitch!

Crush: ITACHI!!!!!!! or Sasuke, Their freaking HOT!!

Favorite girl: Sakura! She's just like me, hot-tempered and loud.

Favorite boy: Sasuke! Even though he's a jack-ass of an emo! XD

Favorite Kage: 5th Hokage, Tsunade. Girl you are my hero!!

Favorite villian: Orochimaru, he's yeah, well only my cousin knows. :P

Least Favorite Villian: Itachi, honey you are not fit to be a villain. But that's okay that makes you even hotter!!! XP

Person most like you: Should I even say it? Sakura!!!!! Even though I don't have inhuman strength like yours I can still pack a punch! :P

What you think of Choji: Chubby but in a good way!

What do you think of Ino: pretty but I really think she can be more annoying than Sakura. Perfect for Shika!

What do you think of Sasuke: Hot. Cool. Smart. Emo. Traitor. Anti-social. Ice cube. Totally perfect for Sakura. need I say more?

What do you think of Lee: Sorry but you creep me out!

What do you think of Neji: Anti-social. Ice cube. How the heck do u keep your hair that way? Man! Oh and Made for Tenten! :))

What do you think of Naruto: Loud. Funny. Great friend. Cute. Totally perfect for Hina-chan!

What do think of Oro: You sir are horrible. But still my fave villain!

What do you think of Sakura:You girl are totally PERFECT for our little Sasu-chan!!!! X) Strong. Confident at the same time pretty and smart too.

What do you think of Hinata: Girl I really think you are MADE for Naruto!!!!!

Ino or Sakura: Saki-chan! of course!

Kiba or Shikamaru: Kiba! I just adore Dogs!

Neji or Lee: Neji!!!! He's hot!

Tenten or Temari: Tenten.

Naruto or Saskue: Of course I can never choose between you two!!! So Both!

Gai or Kakashi: Kakashi. Gai just scares the crap out of me!

Hinata or Hanabi: Both.

Sasuke or Itachi: Both

Fighting

Sharingan or Byakugan:Sharingan!!!

Mind or shadow control: Mind control!!! Cause you can also control the person's body!!!!!!

Fire or Water:Both

Air or Earth: Both!

Favorite Element: Fire and Water because they perfectly describe me. I can be calm and quiet but fierce and aggressive.

Summon frog, snake, or snail:Snake!!!!

Genjutsu, Ninjutsu, or Taijutsu: ALL!!

Weapon: Windmill Shuriken!

Chidor or Rasengan: Chidori!!!!

Shadow clone or Transformation: BOTH!!!!

Couples

Who should Naruto be with: Hinata. They say opposites attract and this couple just proves it!

Sakura: Sasuke!!!!!! It's totally OBVIOUS!!!

Sasuke: Sakura!!!!! Need I say more??????

Ino: Shikamaru or Sai or Kiba!

Choji: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Shikamaru: Ino. 'nough said. I just did ShikaTema on my (deleted)story just because I felt that everyone should have someone. :)

Kiba: Ino.

Hinata: Naruto!!!!! It's so super totally Obvious!

Shino: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Neji: Tenten! Or else my bff will hunt me down! :P

Lee: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Tenten: Neji! Same reason with Neji.

Are Ino and Sakura too obsessed with Sasuke?: Ino, yes. Sakura, a little but she means well!!!!!!!!!!!!

Other random questions

Best Sensei: Kakashi!!!! He's freaking awesome!

Should Sasuke die: NO!!!!!! Who will Sakura marry now!!!!!!!

Which girl looks better post-timeskip: All of them.

What girl looks worst post-timeskip: None.

What guy looks best post-timeskip: All of them.

Which guy looks worst post-timeskip: None.

What's the best episode: Those that has Sasusaku in it!!!! Like the one at the forest of death, the one where Sasuke left, and etc.

What's the worst: ...

Funniest: Naruto and Sasuke kissed!!!! Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Wierdest: The one where Kakashi was piggybacked by Gai then Lee tried to piggyback Neji.

Do Fillers suck: Sometimes

Dubs or orginal: BOTH.

Anime or Manga: None!!!! Fanfics!!!!!! XD

Favorite manga chapter: I told you already!!! Fanfics!!!! Meaning I don't read that!!!!!!

Least: Same answer as the answer above.

Have you seen the movies: YEEEEESSSSS!!! THEY'RE FREAKIN CUTE!!!

Are you a Narutard: IS IT THAT OBVIOUS!? (SARCASM)

Have you cosplay-ed, if so, as who: NOPE!!! DON"T HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY THE COSTUME :((

If not, do you want to, and as who: SAKURA OR HINATA!!!!!!

Do you own any Naruto items: STICKERS!!!!! (yes i know it's lame but what ya gonna do?)

Have you read every manga: NO!!!!!

Have you watched every anime: NOPE!

Was this quiz troublesome: LOVE IT!

Did you understand that "joke": SHIKA!!!

Have you ever read a book?: Yes!

Yeah? What kind?: A Roald Dahl book, MATILDA

Manga or Book?BOOK!!!! MANGA FREAKING ANNOYS ME BECAUSE THERE"S NO SASUSAKU!!!!!

If you haven't you should.

If you chose Manga skip the next line. If you chose Book, read the next line.

What book(s)did you read? MATILDA

What manga(s) did you read?

Now that you answered tell me. Did you like the book(s)/manga(s)?: YUP!

Yeah? Do you wanna read it/them again? SUMTIMES!

Yeah? No? Why/Why not? THEIR PLOT IS GREAT!!

Cool, funny, boring, lame? COOL! FUNNY!

Romance, Humor, Adventure, Sci-Fi, Horror blah blah blah? HUMOR/ADVENTURE

Who's/Who are the author(s)? ROALD DAHL!

Is/Are he/she/They a good one(s)? YUP!!

Yeah? No? Why/Why not?BECAUSE IT WON AWARDS! NOW TELL ME DO BAD ONES GET AWARDS? NO!

If you could change the title, what would it be? I wont change it.

Is it only one book/manga or are there others?Others!

Yeah? No? Maybe? If there are, would you read them? Yes

Yeah? No? Do the Yeah and No questions annoy you?Yup!

Yeah? No? PM me the answers if you want. Yeah you can copy-paste this if you want. Just made this up randomly.

Zie

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In any order) and answer the questions!

1. Sakura

2. Sasuke

3. Itachi

4. Naruto

5. Hinata

6. Tenten

7. Neji

8.Kakashi

9.Tsunade

10. Sasori

11. Suigetsu

12. Gaara

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Uh, no! I'm sticking with NejiTen! (Or else a certain somebody would kill me! Yes, I'm talking 'bout you Tennie Shiji-chan)

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Hot in a cute way! ;)

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? The heck?! The ninja world would be doomed if that could happen!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Nope. Usually read Sasusaku or NaruHina.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Heck no! Orochimaru will stop wearing makeup before that happens!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Ten! I don't like yuri!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? ... Dafuq? Neji'll call Sakura then beat the crap out of them!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. They were in the same organization. But, they weren't partners. But they wont let that stop them from getting closer to one another. They're like brothers but only not blood related. Brotherly love.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Yup! The KakaSaku fans proves it! Even though I'm not fond of that couple, BLEH!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. A Sandy Destiny.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Too young to write/read those kinds of fics. Plus I hate that couple!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Nope. We're too young. I don't know about my cousin though.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Nope, don't think so.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Heck NO! Unless they want me to be mad at them, they should put Sasuke where he truly belongs! And that's with Sakura!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? PUPPETS!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I don't know, something about lightning or somethin'.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: This fanfic is non-existent! Like hell I would do something like this.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Look it's mini Itachi and that pink-haired girl that defeated me's lover!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? WEIRD!

20) How emo is Seven? VERY! BUT SASU IS STILL No.1!

Naruto Birthdays

January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru

Zie

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Zie

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Zie

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Zie

This is this cat.

This is is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is a cat.

This is freak cat.

This is busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

Zie

I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book
I am the girl that people look through when I say something
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face
I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on Myspace or talking to a friend on her cellphone (if she has one)
I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year (or at all)
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain

I Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates life because she wears size two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that just wants to make a difference.
The one that doesn't look at race or sexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns... They taste good.
The one that people like because she's crazy.
The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.

Re-post this if you are original and unique, and want to announce it to the world!

Zie

I just realized something Shion and Hinata could be twins just make Shion dye her hair midnight blue.

"Kung ikaw ang magsisilbing kandila ko sa dilim, di kita sisindihan. bakit?

mas gusto ko pang maglakad at madapa kasama ka kaysa makita kang natutunaw at tuluyang mawala."

"Ang pagtingin sa mahal mo habang may kasama siyang iba ay parang patitig sa araw ng wala pang proteksyon. MASAKIT SA MATA PATI NA SA PUSO."

"Whether you're innocent or not, I don't care.Because in my heart, I know you're not guilty, and even if you are,I still love you…" Sakura Haruno - Hell High

"Band - aids are like smiles :). They can cover up the pain but inside it still hurts."

"A broken heart is better than no heart at all."

Zie

Nerd With A Passion To Change:

Sakura's outfit after the makeover(chapter 1) :

http://ak1.ostkcdn.com/img/mxc/100915_sweater-dress.jpg

My Bestfriend:

Hinata's dress:

http://picture-cdn.wheretoget.it/wlv6sj-l-610x610-dress-one-shoulder-blue-white-navy-sequin-blue-dress-navy-blue-short-dress.jpg

Hinata's shoes:

http://s8.thisnext.com/media/230x230/White-Ankle-Strappy-Open-Toe_E52AB13E.jpg

Hinata's hair:(Just imagine it in the color of Hinata's hair)

http://bridalmusings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/half-up-half-down-do.jpg