Update: Hey, so guess what? I have a TUMBLR! If you guys feel the need to follow me, then by all means. Granted the sh*t I post is rambly and stupid, but hey, just in case. It's thebatfam.tumblr.com. Yeah...anyway...

Alrighty, so I am CutiePie 9335 (despite my profile pic being of rainbow cake) and yes, I know it's a very weird and stupid and obnoxious pen name...so yeah.

My Likes: South Park, Kyman, Batman and all his little bat family ^_^, Justice League, uh...did I mention South Park?, and X-MEN FIRST CLASS!!!!!

--SORRY, I NEED TO RANT MOMENTARILY: For those of you who have not seen the newest X-Men movie, well you have to because it is about the coolest, flyest, canon-est, awesomest slashy goodness shit movie ever. It's my new obsession, and I'm sort of cheating on South Park with it, so yeah, I'm totally having an affair. Psh, whatevs!

--OH GAWD, AGAIN WITH THE RANTING! I'm in love with Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater! Might join that fandom soon...oh the temptation is becoming great!

-Okay, done with that now.

Note from the Author (which this isn't even a fic but stfu, this is my profile): I plan to write a lot more stories and I've seen how some writers will post like the name and pairing or etc. of an upcoming story, but frankly I probably won't ever do that. And I probably won't ever put a poll up on here because I don't want my stories to be about my profile and shit, I just want you guys to read and (review) er, I mean, enjoy my writing.

My Dislikes: (Yeah that's right) There aren't many things that I really hate, honestly, but it really pisses me off when someone will subscribe to a story, like just with alerts, but doesn't even take the two seconds to just leave a little comment. Like seriously? For those of you who are lke that, reading this, then you should be ashamed of yourself! Shaaaaame!

My Policies: -Don't like, don't read.

-Criticism is accepted when constructive, otherwise pft neh.

-I'm on a boat motha fuckas. (woo, pardon ze language, kiddies)

That is all.

But wait! It's not!

Okay, sorry had to add this real quick to any would-be readers or anyone reading this page at all.

-->Honestly, I consider myself at this point to be a slash writer and I'm not about to deny that. I find it much more of a challenge to write because the idea of characters overcoming the hurtles of sexuality and the struggles they face are not only intruiging and I find to be yet more difficult to express but also true to life. We all face hardships about who we are, and I'm not saying that slash has some deeper meaning, but rather I like to write it and pretend that it does. So that's my little piece of speil about why I write male/male couples mostly, other than the fact that it's totally my secret pleasure.

But (yeah, always a little however) I think what I love writing the most but haven't really had the opportunity yet it a bromance fic. I think that the friendship between two straight guys is hilarious, awkward, and adorable. Occasionally I also enjoy womance stories - womance: the female equivalent of a bromance. Yeah, I'll totally coin that word, by the way.

Love you, darlings!