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Author has written 25 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Avatar: Last Airbender, Merlin, Wicked, RENT, Phantom of the Opera, Les Misérables, and Glee.
Yes, I am the one, the only, darkgemwildcat, be amazed at my awesome power!
Location: Oz, the Vinkus, next to the Yellow Brick Road. Don't lie, you know you're jelous...
Age: Between 0 and 525,600 *cough* RENT *cough* but if you must know, I'M NOT DEAD YET!
MY TOP 5 FAV. MUSICALS
"We have this strength inside of us and yet we are taught to always sort of keep it down. I sort of found in my life that I've taken a step back and made myself smaller in order to try to fit in. And that hasn't worked. And we have to learn to kind of embrace what makes us unique, and embrace our strength and then if people don't like it, fuck it."
There is only one you for all time. Fearlessly be yourself. Anthony Rapp
Labels are for Cans, not people."Anthony Rapp
"They laugh because I am different but I laugh because they are the same.”
"Some of the greatest talents in the world are the talents that we can't see, they have to be heard"
"Women are simply Angels and when someone breaks our wings, we continue to fly... on a broomstick. We're flexible like that." -Unknown
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-If you’re Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.
Info On The Production Of My Fics
i know ive been kinda dead a while, just this year was CRAZY!!!!!!!! i had no time!!! and was kinda distracted...
soooo... how about that Les Miz movie news? trailer looks WONDERFUL! though a bit to much Fantine, not enough Eponine. (WHOOOO SAM!!!! love her.) OR Valjean, i mean, come on, its HIS story. AND at least 1 shot of Enjolras(Aaron Tevit, me gusta mucho) whould have been great. and only 2 shots of the barricade? c'mon its like one of my favorite parts! but im stil excited...
Boho Heroes(RENT) JUST ADDED THE THIRD CHAPTER!
The Crossroad(The Phantom of the Opera): Since so many people have asked, and since (like For Elphaba) i feel like I could've expanded it. i just added the second chapter, and and in the process of writting out the third.
Set in Stone(Merlin): I SWEAR ITS NOT ABANDONED! I WILL FINISH IT! *dramatic music plays in background* i havent yet failed to finish a fic and it will not be the first!
Fiyeraba Fluff(Wicked): Im adding to that when i get an idea. its a serious of oneshots sooo...
For Elphaba(Wicked): OK i posted it a little under a year ago, like last winter, and i kinda wanted to expand it, by adding one more chapter. cuz it seemd so... dark. i reread it months later after posting and was like "OMG. What was WRONG with me!?! poor Fiyero..." so yeah, i still want to expand, probably will.
the RENT Drabbles(RENT): i've posted "Rent" so far, and i had written "Santa Fe" but i lost the paper. i'm still making them.
If you are so obsessed with Wicked that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile! (I have to say "YOU'VE BEEN GALINDA-FIED "if i see a friend flipping their hair, and must say "Well we can't all come and go BY BUBBLE!" at least once a day, weather it makes sense in the conversation OR NOT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!)
(O) WICKED is on my ipod!!! oh yes you know your jelous!
SHIPS I SUPPORT:
FROM LES MISERABLES:
FROM PHANTOM OF THE OPERA:
FROM HARRY POTTER:
My Personal Beliefs:
I will not state my religion because I belive that A) You don't realy care and B) it dosen't matter. I have friends of all different religions, most of them different then mine, and we get along wonderfuly! also I'm not going to force my religion down others throats by posting stuff like "if you believe in God, post this on your profile because blabalabla". this is Fanfiction, not a religion class or something.
Also, I'm most likly one of the most strongest straight gay rights suporters you will ever meet. Love is Love in my mind, nor do i think it unholy and stuff. I will gladly argue with anyone on that. I have gay and bi friends and they are NOT evil and its disgusting to even sugust that. its a hard world and the people who are themselves and stand out, are the most likely to get beaten down.
I belive in equality. Everyone has the right to be who they are without people insulting them for it. from religion, to skin color, to the clothes you wear, to sexual orientation. that will be all.
THE OBSESTION CORNER!
"My parents are worried about how obsessed i am and i don't care that they're worried" myself
WICKED IS AWESOME! IF YOU DISAGREE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN IT OR ARE COMPLETLY AND UTTERLY INSANE! or a freak who likes the Wizard of Oz. and if you are, why the hell are you here?
"Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow to BLOW OFF AUNTIE EM!" ooo sorry. wrong musical. thats RENT. hehe
Glinda: "And what exactly have you been doing besides riding on that filthy old thing?"
"Oh don't cry Galinda." "It's GLINDA NOW." - Elphaba and Glinda
"LET THE GREEN GIRL GO!!!" - Fiyero
"Spoiled little brat, takes a dead womens shoes, must have been raised in a barn!"- Elphaba
"I wish I could be beautiful for you." "Elphaba..." "Don't tell me that I am, you don't have to lie to me." "It's not lying, it's looking at things another way." -Elphaba and Fiyero
"Elphaba… we're going to be together always. Come on- you can see houses flying through the sky! Why can't you see that?" -Fiyero
If you now want to throw a brick at your TV every time you watch The Wizard of Oz and Elphaba is melted, but you tell yourself it's all an illusion and she's going to escape with Fiyero, so it's OK. copy and paste in your profile.
-If you consider yourself a total Wicked Fan, copy this into your profile. (O Yes, do you want me to repeat the entire 2nd Act from memory?)
-If you listen to your Wicked CD religiously, and know the words back to front, copy this onto your profile. (I cried once because my iPod ran out of batteries and i still hadn't listend to No Good Deed yet)
-If you are wicked, copy and paste this in your profile. (Act 2 Scene 4. dont ask.)
If you are as Wicked as Elphaba, copy and paste this in your profile.
-If you think Elphie's hat is SCANDALICIOUS copy this to your page and spread the WICKED cheer! (And i want the dress she had in Act 2)
-If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile.
-If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you loathe Dorothy and her little dog Dodo then copy and past this on your profile. (Truely, deeply loathing her my whole life long. honestly, i got into this arugment with someone, because she insisted the dogs name was Toto, and i was only corecting her.)
-Copy and past this in to your profile if You now hate Dorothy. (Show me the wrecthed little farm girl! what a spoiled brat, takes a dead womens shoes... MUST HAVE BEEN RAISED IN A BARN! I wanna kill her)
-Coy and paste if you used to love the Wizard of Oz and now you have unadulterated loathing for it or have a thing against it or hate it with a passion. (WORDS CAN NOT DESCRIBE MY DISLIKE! i havent seen it since i saw Wicked, and dont plan on seeing it EVER AGAIN!)
If you consider Fiyeraba a religion, copy paste this into your profile. (one of the best pairings of all-time!)
copy and paste if everyone who knows you knows who everyone in wicked is, (Elphaba, Galinda, etc.) (I should hope they know who Elphaba is, then again, if i even say "wicked" i have a feeling they have learned to tune out)
-copy and paste if you find yourself singing I’m Not That Girl, when you feel that your just not that girl. (Don't we all :) )
If you cried when you saw For Good, copy this into your profile. (I think my sister cried too AND SHE DOSN'T LIKE IT! then again shes never seen it... yet)
copy and paste if You use 'Glinda's' words in everyday life (Hidioudious, ect)
If you think Dorothy is nothing but a friendship-ruining, fakeified, Witch-murdering, squeally little brat, paste this into you profile. (And so much else, but i shall refrain from swearing)
If you've ever used a Galindafied word and gotten weird looks from people, copy this into your profile. (everyday, but its so much fun!)
If you've ever felt hopelessly misunderstood due to your obsession with Wicked, copy this into your profile. (everyday)
If you can't watch Wizard of Oz without wanting to throttle Dorothy, paste this into your profile. (throttle? HA! i wanna KILL her)
Copy and paste if Before you reply to anything you think "what would Elphaba say?" (OMG blackkittywiskers and I once went around saying "WWED? WWGD? and WWFD? it was fun!)
copy and paste if you find yourself saying things like , "Oh, my Oz!" or "Sweet Lurline!" or "Oz-forsaken", or even "Son of a Munchkin" in public, and get really wierd looks for it. ( i said Son of a Munchkin once in class, getting odd looks from everyone...)
Copy and Paste if you wish you had a Goat teacher like Doctor Dillamond. (Yeah, BBFWAGT! aka best friends forever with a Goat teacher.)
If Someone asks you, "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?" and you answer Oz (then they say something from the Wizard of Oz, and I have to correct them on their errors, the first being, THE WIZARD OF OZ SUCKS)
If you introduce yourself as 'I am the other (insert position) (insert name) I am beautifully tragic. then COPY AND PASTE into your profile! i did that once, when introducing myself, awesomely, the other person was like, OMG wicked!)
if You talk to your pet due to suspicion that it might be an Animal in hiding. copy and paste. (he hasn't said anything about Elphaba's whereabouts yet, i'll keep you posted)
copy and paste if the background on your computer is the Wicked Defying Gravity scene. (YEP!)
If you refer to the Scarecrow and the Wicked Witch of the West as Fiyero and Elphaba copy and paste in to your profile. (sometimes people give me odd looks, sometimes they go, "OMG WICKED!" and i am very happy)
If you hate that little brat from Kansas and her dog, Dodo, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i actualy got into an argument with someone because i said Dodo, and she was like "you mean Toto, right?" no, its Dodo.)
If you have started making up your own Galindafied words and regularly use them in conversation, copy and paste this into your profile (it sucks when your friends who have never seen Wicked start copying you though)
Copy and paste if when you saw Enchanted and saw the Wicked poster in the background you freaked out, just like when you realized that Idina Menzel is in it, and that Stephen Shwartz composed the music. (are you kidding me? i freaked out everytime i saw that poster! EVERYTIME and you see that poster A LOT)
If you have ever tried to explain to your friends the difference between Animals, animals and humans and they didn't understand a single word you said, copy this onto your profile. (my mom was like o.0 huh????"
If Just listening to "As Long as You're Mine" makes you happy cry copy and paste in your profile.
If Wicked replaced your past obsession, copy and paste this into your profile.
The Wicked Creed
When ever it rains, I promise to remember Ephie
When ever I see animal abuse, I promise to remember Doctor Dillamond.
When ever I see someone with disablities, I promise to remember Nessarose.
When I see someone who's vaintity blinds them, I'll think of Galinda.
When I see someone who's changed for good through a death, I'll remember Glinda.
When I hear about cruel dictators, I'll curse the Wizard and his deeds.
When I see a bullying teacher, I'll remember Madme Morrible.
When I see two lovers risking everything for the other, I'll remember Fiyero and Elphaba.
When I hear children teasing another for differences, I'll remember Elphaba and her strength.
When I see two friends fighting, I'll remember Glinda and Elphaba...and how one argument can effect the rest of your life.
When I see a boy lovesick over a girl that'll never be his, I'll remember Boq.
When ever I se a monkey chattering, I'll remember how hard Elphaba worked to get Chistery to talk.
If you love Wicked, You'll think of this creed and post it in you profile.
"Who can say if I've been changed for the better?
"So if you care to find me
I am a RENThead AND VERY PROUD OF IT!
Benny-- Ho Ho Ho
Spread the love, not the hate! Remember 525,600 minutes in a year, and show them in love.
If you’ve ever danced on a table while singing ‘La Vie Boheme’ in a public place, and not cared for a second about what weird looks you were getting, or want to someday, copy and paste this into your profile. (Not yet, but i will!)
If you think that poor Mark should have found someone by the end of RENT, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are confuzzled by the fact that Mark is Jewish and yet his mother calls him to wish him a Merry Christmas, copy this into your profile.
If you desperately search every scarf sale you see for one blessed Marky Scarfy, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever supressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solution..." at political debates, copy this into your profile. (I actully have! that was an AWESOME social studies class!)
If you have ever felt disgustingly guilty about not crying at Angel's funeral one out of the thousand times you've watched it, copy this into your profile. (But I ALWAYS get shivers, especialy when Collins sings "When your heart has expired"
If people have said to you that Rent is just about 'Gay people with AIDS that sing', kick them & copy and paste this into your profile.-(i already kick people!)
If you think it's weird that the only thing Mark does to fix Maureen's sound equipment is press a button, when Joanne, who is a very smart lawyer, PROBABLY would have been able to figure it out herself given time, or at least would have totally over-payed that engineer, copy this into your profile.
If you think Mark's documentary is the best documentary you've ever seen, copy this into your profile.
Let's open up a restaurant in Santa Fe with a private corner banquet in the back. We'll make it, yes, we'll some how get to Santa Fe.
"How do you leave the past behind?
Aida has won a place in my heart. nuf said.
Sometimes in my darkest thoughts, I wish I'd never learned
Aida: It's so dark.
We all lead such elaborate lives
Im a Phan for Phantom of the Opera!
any Phan would LOVE this! skip to the last 30 seconds if you want.
If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile
If you LOVE Erik, the Phantom of the Opera, copy this into your profile
If you suffer from OCPOTOD (Obsessive-Compulsive Phantom of the Opera Disorder), copy and past this into your profile.
If you think Raoul is a pansy and needs a haircut, copy and paste this onto your profile.
copy and past if whenever you watch The Phantom of the Opera you cry when Erik admits his love for Christine.
If you think that in the movie Phantom of the Opera in the final scene with Raoul tied up and Erik holding the rope Erik should have tripped over a rock at the bottom of the lake, fallen down, pulling the rope down with him and thus strangling Raoul, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want nothing more than to actually meet Erik in person, copy and paste this to you profile.
If you don't see how it is possibly possible that someone could not LOVE the Phantom of the Opera as soon as they are introduced to it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy and Paste if you cannot understand anyone who saw POTO and did not immediately become obsessed with it.
Copy and Paste if you absolutely loathe when someone claims to love POTO and all they can say about it is "oh i love that movie i saw it like a year ago it was the one where the lady sings and he stalks her and oh my gawd his face was ugly...haha i know sooo much about it
PHANTOM THROUGH AND THROUGH BABY!!!!
We could learn a lot from crayons. Some have weird names, some are dull, some are new, some are pretty, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box."
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this into your profile page.
"The more I think about it, the more I'm sure I've lost my mind. But, crazy people don't know they're crazy, so I guess I'm ok. But thinking I'm ok because I think I'm crazy is saying I don't think I'm crazy, so I may be crazy
If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile. (what is this soulja boy u speak of?)
How do you destroy a great book? Let Disney make it into a movie.
Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. (But I have a friend who ran into a mirror...)
Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.
Boys are like Slinkys. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family. You can, however, pick the insane asylum where you have them all locked away.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.
If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.
Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature,and nature is beautiful,so thanks for the compliment
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obssessed with ANYTHING and it scares some of your friends copy and paste this onto your profile. (SOME of my friends SOME! I SCARE ALMOST ALL OF MY FRIENDS! WITH THE EXCEPTION OF tenzoharmonic because shes just as messed up as i am with this stuff)
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile. (O yes. o yes. this sums up my life)
If it amazes you how many times you think about a movie or musical, copy and paste this on your profile. (totaly wanna A) chase everyone i hate around singing "Defying Gravity", B) run around New York City with a best friend singing "One Short Day, and C) jump on a table and shout "VIVA LA VIE BOHEM!" one of these days.)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile. (this is my LIFE)
If FANFICTION is constantly on your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( what else COULD be!" that was retorical. dont answer that)
If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile. (my school music depaetment may see a b-way show this year! or go to disneyland. im hoping on Broadway))
If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile (me:LIFE MASSAGE OF TWILIGHT: you smell good I'm gonna stalk you)
Team Edward? screw that, I'm Team Fiyero! What now bitches!
so ya, and please check out some of my stories, ecept Forgiveness, i don't know why i don't delete it, it sucks.
really really sucks. other than that... yeah, ENJOY!!!!!!!
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