Hello, I'm Jasmyn!

Okay so pretty much my favourite things to do are dance, write stories (obvious, duh!), sing, act, draw and play piano. Haha, so here's a funny story, well not really funny but I told my teacher one day that I wanted to be a lawyer when I was older and he said, "No, Jasmyn, I am not letting you be a lawyer because not everyone has as much potential and talent as you do... go try out for Broadway. But then you'll have to get me tickets for every show your in and you can push me around in my wheel chair." I told him he wasn't going to be in a wheel chair. Haha, I know funny, right!? Anyway, I'm sixteen years old and I had the lead role (My FIRST lead role EVER! I've always been moving sets or, like last year, playing a doll) in Fiddler on the Roof, Hodel. I know what you're thinking, "OMG she is really weird." but don't worry you'll get used to it... my mom says I am eccentric... kinda mean if you ask me. For those of you who are wondering, Fiddler on the Roof went great! I made everybody cry during my solo song (even myself), which is a good thing. The last day of the play was tragic for me, I cried during the song "Do you Love Me" while we were in the audience watching the cast that we weren't in and I really didn't know why until the end when I started crying during the curtain call and I realized that it was over. :'( Haha I have played Edith and Ruth in Pirates of Penzance. Ended up playing Ruth when both girls were sick. It was last minute and I had to memorize everything in a little more than 45 minutes. I have also been in The Sound of Music as a postulant and Singing in the Rain as Kathy's understudy and a dancer. I just finished the two act play Sherlock Holmes Great Grandson Goes to Hollywood as Rita Corday, veteran actress and the killer, and my next show will be Guys and Dolls as General Martha B. Cartwright.

I traveled last year to Atlanta, Georgia where my school cast of Fiddler on the Roof was in the Junior Theater Festival. It was the best experience an actress could ever have! We got to see a Broadway tour of Beauty and the Beast. It was the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my life!! After we saw that production, a few of my friends and I looked at each other and said "Alright, all previous dreams dropped, we're going Broadway!" That is how inspiring that show was!

I also have an account at FictionPress.com too. If you want to read my stories here is the link:

http://www.fictionpress.com/jasybear43

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Musicals I have played in:

(Bolded are ones I really like)

Once on this Island (Extra), Willy Wonka (Doll), Fiddler on the Roof (Hodel), Pirates of Penzance (Edith), Sound of Music (Postulant), The Gondoliers (Contadine Chorus), Singing in the Rain (tons of extras and Kathy understudy), The Bohemian Girl, Guys and Dolls (General Cartwright), Les Misérables

Musicals I hope to play in:

(In order of really want to to least want to)

Jekyll and Hyde (Lucy!!!), Beauty and the Beast (Babette), Wicked (Galinda), The Sound of Music (Leisl), Sweeney Todd (Mrs. Lovett), Into the Woods (The Witch), Les Miserables (Fantine or Eponine), Phantom of the Opera (Christine), Dracula (Lucy)

Favourites:

Movies: JEKYLL AND HYDE!!! Shutter Island, Ever After, Pollyanna, MEET THE ROBINSONS!, Annie, Letters to Juliet, Sleepy Hollow, Phantom of the Opera, Sweeney Todd, Tuck Everlasting, Australia, Pete's Dragon, THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!!!, Beauty and the Beast, Interview with the Vampire!, Shakespeare in Love, The Mummy, Young Frankenstein, My Week With Marilyn, Clue, Les Misérables

Musicals: JEKYLL AND HYDE!!! Sweeney Todd, Into the Woods, Gypsy, Fiddler on the Roof, Willy Wonka, Guys and Dolls, Wicked, Annie, Pirates of Penzance, Cats, Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!!!

TV Shows: The Vampire Diaries, Private Practice, Glee, Pretty Little Liars, Bones, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Once Upon a Time!!

Books: Harry Potter, Shutter Island, The Lovely Bones, Granny Dan, The Last Duchess, The Princess in the Tower, Flowers in the Attic, Sing Me to Sleep, Interview with the Vampire, My Frankenstein, HUNGER GAMES!!

Music: Taylor Swift, Martina McBride, The Band Perry, Broadway music

Actors/Actresses: JOHNNY DEPP!!, Meg Ryan, Miranda Richardson, Renee Zellwenger, Coleen Sexton, Helena Bonham Carter, Lana Parrilla, HUGH JACKMAN!!!, Madeline Kahn

Role Model: Helena Bonham Carter

Characters: Lumiere (Beauty and the Beast), Babette (Beauty and the Beast), Lestat (Interview with the Vampire), Claudia (Interview with the Vampire), Magenta (Rocky Horror), Spencer (Pretty Little Liars), Renee (Desperate Housewives), Lucy (Jekyll and Hyde), Henry Jekyll (Jekyll and Hyde), Anne Boleyn (The Tudors), Katherine of Aragon (The Tudors), Catherine Parr (The Tudors), Princess Mary Tudor (The Tudors), Princess Elizabeth Tudor (The Tudors), Regina Mills/ The Evil Queen (Once Upon a Time), Sheriff Graham (Once Upon a Time)

My Stories:

Lost in the Darkness (Harry Potter): Okay so this story is literally like my baby. Maia has never known her parents and has lived with Madame Rosmerta since she was one year old. When she starts going to Hogwarts she starts uncovering secrets from her past and eventually ends up uncovering the biggest secret of her past: who her real parents are...

The Parent Trap (Grey's Anatomy): What if Derek and Addison had twins ten years before Derek moved to Seattle and met Meredith? What if they got divorced one year after they were born? What happens when the twins meet each other for the first time after being separated for nine years and don't even know they are related? Starts at the beginning of Season 1 when Derek first meets Meredith. Addek!!

Breathe (Private Practice): This is my new baby! Addison adopts Betsy and a familiar face shows up! You don't get to know who this familiar face is until you review! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

All Is Fair In Love and War (Beauty and the Beast): Beauty and the Beast has been my new obsession since I went to Atlanta with school for the Jr Theatre Festival to perform Fiddler on the Roof and we got to see the National Tour! AMAZING! haha anyway. This story is most definitely my new baby. It is the first in a series of three. Babette was pretty confident in her relationship with Lumière. Until something happened to make her doubt it. Now she must try and get him back for hurting her as much as he did. All is fair in love and war . . . as William Shakespeare would say.

Porcelain Heart (The Tudors): Henry is furious with Anne for not giving him a son. Anne tries to reconcile herself with him but to no avail. When he is caught cheating, Anne is left heartbroken and even more stressed than ever. But tragedy strikes and Henry must choose to forgive... There might possibly be a sequel to this, depending on how many reviews I get for it. Because if no one is interested, then I won't waist my time writing it.

A New Life (Jekyll and Hyde): Dr. Jekyll has come up with a formula to finally get rid of Edward Hyde for good! Now he can go back to a his life with no troubles and a blossoming romance with Lucy Harris. But an unexpected vistor soon ruins the couple's happiness. Please Review! There is a HUGE twist in this story!

Favourite Pairings:

Grey's Anatomy: Addison/ Derek, Addison/ Alex, Izzie/ George, Izzie/ Denny

Private Practice: Charlotte/ Cooper, Naomi/ Dell, Addison/ Noah

Meet the Robinsons: Franny/ Cornelius

Harry Potter: Draco/ Hermione, Bellatrix/ Rodolphus

Beauty and the Beast: Lumiere/ Babette (These two are AMAZING!!! Especially on Broadway! Babette is my dream role "Oh, no, no, no! I have been burned by you before!!")

Jekyll and Hyde: Jekyll/ Emma (I used to hate Emma but I watched the musical again and I think I like her better than Lucy lol)

Hunger Games: Effie Trinket/ Haymitch Abernathy

The Tudors: Anne/ Henry, Anne/ Brandon, Anne/ Cromwell

Once Upon a Time: Regina Mills/ The Evil Queen/ Sheriff Graham/ The Huntsman

10% Grouchy

20% Crazy

30% Random

40% Silly

50% Dork

60% Gleek

70% Friendly

80% Nice

90% Hugh Jackman Lover

100% Drama Queen

110% Once Upon a Time!!!!

(v).•.•*).•*)
(.• (.• .•.••* *EFFIE TRINKET and HAYMITCH ABERNATHY 4EVER* *

100% Addicted to HUGH JACKMAN

Favourite Quotes:

Jekyll and Hyde:

"I will find the answer, I'll never desert you. I promise you this till the day that I die." -Henry Jekyll (Lost in the Darkness), Jekyll and Hyde

"I am in love with the things that I see in his face. It's a memory I know time will never erase." -Lucy Harris (Sympathy, Tenderness), Jekyll and Hyde

"I peer through windows, watch life go by. Dream of tomorrow and wonder why the past is holding me, keeping life at bay. I wander lost in yesterday. Wanting to fly, but scared to try. But if someone like you, found someone like me, then suddenly nothing would ever be the same! My heart would take wing and I'd feel so alive, if someone like you found me!" -Lucy Harris (Someone Like You), Jekyll and Hyde

"Good is evil, therefore all evil is good." -Lucy Harris (Good 'n' Evil), Jekyll and Hyde

"Lost in the darkness, silence surrounds you. Once there was morning, now endless night. If I could reach you, I'd guide you and teach you to walk from the darkness back into the light. Deep in your silence, please try to hear me. I'll keep you near me till night passes by." -Henry Jekyll (Lost in the Darkness), Jekyll and Hyde

LUCY: I feel like a lady.

JEKYLL: You are a lady. An extraordinary lady.

JEKYLL: God damn you Hyde! Take your evils deeds and rot in hell!

HYDE: I'll see you there, Jekyll.

EMMA (on Lady Beaconsfield's comment): Comments on style should never be made by those who have none.

JEKYLL: So tell me, is there a Lord Beaconsfield?

EMMA (Shakes head in mock grief): He died ten years ago . . .

JEKYLL (Praising Lord Beaconsfield for dying): Sensible fellow.

"You are free now, you're with me now, where you'll always be." -Emma Carew (Finale), Jekyll and Hyde

Beauty and the Beast:

LUMIÈRE: Babette, you are always trying to make me jealous! Well, it's not going to work this time!

BABETTE: Me! What about you? With Simone!

LUMIÈRE: Jacques?

BABETTE: Michelle?

LUMIÈRE: Piérre?

BABETTE: Veronique!?

LUMIÈRE: Oh, Veronique!

"You always were insufferable. But every day, you become just a little more inflexible . . . a little more tightly wound . . . a little more ticked off!" -Lumière, Beauty and the Beast

"Please, spare me the stupid puns." -Cogsworth, Beauty and the Beast

LUMIÈRE: And poor Jean-Claude.

COGSWORTH: Who?

LUMIÈRE: Jean-Claude. You remember him, not too bright, dumb as a . . .

COGSWORTH (guessing): . . . a brick?

LUMIÈRE: The whole wall.

COGSWORTH: Jean-Claude's a brick wall?

LUMIÈRE: That's him in the kitchen, behind the stove.

"Now don't get upset, but you've got . . . something on your back." -Lumière, Beauty and the Beast

"Good! So . . . you fall in love with her, she falls in love with you and poof! The spell is broken! We'll be human again by midnight!" -Lumière, Beauty and the Beast

BEAST: It's no use. She's so beautiful and I'm . . . well, look at me!

LUMIÈRE (sotto to MRS. POTTS): He's got a point.

"Oui, mon Capitan!" -Lumière, Beauty and the Beast.

Other Quotes:

Happy Hunger Games! And may the odds be ever in your favour. -Effie Trinket

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with X-Men, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Tigress5674, sistersgrimmaddict,gothicgirl101, Lupa Dracolis,GhostAuthor, Kissfromarose2, MissEffieTrinket

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from ballet to gymnastics to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile.

Women's Vocabulary

Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".

Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

- Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome".

Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing"

Most Girls Don't Realize This:

From a Guy to a Girl-

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

95 percent of teenagers are worried about being popular. If you are part of the 5 percent who are not, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

99 percent of teens would have a heart attack is facebook and myspace were simultaneously destroyed. If you would be one of the one percent who would be laughing your butt off, or attending a funeral and laughing your butt off, then copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx,SakuraUchiha101, SakuraHarunoKinomoto, Storm Midnight, Star Wars nut, FlameWing41, Pie in the Face, AryaFan1121, Kissfromarose2, TudorGurl43

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.

If you are of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy fantasy in general, copy this into your profile.

If you have copied and pasted more than 10 things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

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(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

(Sorry if you read that, I don't really want to be suffocated...)

copy and paste this into your profile and bold the ones that apply to you

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

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1.My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Harry Potter Favorites (And some least favorites)

Favorite Pairings
Neville/Luna, Rodolphus/Bellatrix, Lucius/Narcissa, Draco/Hermione

Pairings I detest
Bellatrix/Voldemort (HE CANNOT LOVE AT ALL), Harry/Hermione (Too much like incest for me), Severus/Hermione (um . . . disturbing), Rita/Lucius (ummm no, get it right people, LUCIUS BELONGS WITH CISSY!!),anything slash, and anything incest

Favorite Characters
1. Narcissa Malfoy (that's my nickname :D)
2. Lucius Malfoy
3. Draco Malfoy
4. Severus Snape
5. Fred Weasley
6. George Weasley
7. Madame Rosmerta
8. Bellatrix Lestrange
9. Nymphadora Tonks
10. Luna Lovegood
11. Hermione Granger
12. Ron Weasley
13. Harry Potter
14. Neville Longbottom
15. Sirius Black

List the books from favorite to least favorite
1. Deathly Hallows
2. Goblet of Fire
3. Philosopher's Stone
4. Half Blood Prince
5. Chamber of Secrets
6. Order of the Phoenix
7. Prisoner of Azkaban

List the movies from favorite to least favorite
1. Deathly Hallows pt. 2
2. Philosopher's Stone
3. Half Blood Prince
4. Goblet of Fire
5. Chamber of Secrets
6. Prisoner of Azkaban
7. Deathly Hallows pt. 1
8. Order of the Phoenix (OMG Umbridge makes me want to throw my tv out the window!!! Otherwise I would like it but she drives me crazy!)

Favorite Chapter from Favorite Book: The Flaw in the Plan, Deathly Hallows (this is Cissa's chapter. That's all I have to say. She proved that she was brave and smart and not at all evil.)

Top 5 Favorite Characters
1. Narcissa Malfoy
2. Lucius Malfoy
3. Sirius Black
4. Madame Rosmerta
5. Severus Snape

Top 5 Least Favorite
1. Dolores Jane Umbridge (I cannot STAND her)
2. Voldemort
3. Wormtail
4. Viktor Krum (too much like a Harry Potter verse 'Edward' figure for me)
5. Cornelius Fudge

Favorite Golden Trio Member? Hermione

Favorite Antagonist? Tom Riddle (without him there would be no story)

Favorite Family? The Malfoys

Favorite Death Eater? Bellatrix

Three Favorite Spells
Expecto Patronum
Accio
Imperius

Three Favorite Potions
Polyjuice
Felix Felicis
Amortencia

Top Five Quotes
"There's no need to call me sir professor." - Harry Potter, Half Blood Prince
"The little baby woke up fwightened and fort what it dweamed was twoo!" - Bellatrix Lestrange, Order of the Phoenix
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S THE GENERAL IDEA?" - Molly Weasly, Order of the Phoenix
"YOU CAN'T GIVE A DEMENTOR THE OLD ONE TWO!" - Harry Potter, Order of the Phoenix
"Did he call you a pig that's been taught to walk on it's hind legs? Because that's not cheek Dud, that's true." - Harry Potter, Order of the Phoenix

Biggest Shock of the Series: Snape being in love with Lily
Biggest letdown of the series: Harry and Draco not really becoming friends in the end.
One Character you wish lived: Snape. His death was so sad and pointless
Moment that will always make you cry: Sirius' death and Snape's death, when Harry sees Snape's memories (more movie, because of the surprise bit they added into his memories.
Your Patronus would be: A horse
The three things Amortencia would smell like to you: Vanilla, Fresh air after it rains, baby shampoo
You would use Felix Felicis for: final exams
Job you'd like to try: An Auror
Do you think Harry Potter is better than Twilight: That's not even debateable! Hell yes!
Do you own the Books/Movies: Of Course
Have you played the video games: Yes! My brother decided to chuck Draco over the railing in Harry Potter Lego years 5-7. I cried and arranged a funeral.
Do they suck: Noooooo way!
Would it be cool to have a pet owl: Yes
How about a rat: YUCK!!
Ever listened to the soundtrack: All of them are on my iPod.
Which house would you want to be sorted in: Ravenclaw!!! I am a die hard Ravenclaw!! Slytherin is a close second.
Would you ever enter the Twizard tournament: Ummm, I don't plan on dying any time soon . . .
Would you like to be witch/wizard: Kind of a stupid question since I'm here answering all of your questions.

Actor most like the book character: Helena Bonham Carter. She OWNS a Bellatrix. It takes skill to play someone that insane. Alan Rickman is good too as Professor Snape. Oooh and the girl who plays Luna!!

Actor least like the book character: I dunno, they were all pretty good. I think they could have done better with Narcissa. I always imagined her as the Baroness from Sound of Music. But she's way too old to play Narcissa now.

Favorite Character: Narcissa
Favorite Book: Deathly Hallows
Favorite Movie: Deathly Hallows pt. 2
Favorite Professor: Snape all the way
Favorite Class: Potions and Transfiguration. DADA can be fun too, but it depends on who's teaching (*cough* *cough* Delores Umbridge! *cough* *cough*)
Favorite Marauder: SIRIUS BLACK! He's the Harry Potter love of my life next to Lucius Malfoy
Favorite Deadly Magical Creature: Ummm, does the Hippogriff count? They seem pretty dangerous to me . . .
Favorite Good Magical Creature: Threstals
Favorite position in Quidditch: Chaser, seeker comes close second
Favorite Death Eater: Bellatrix
Favorite Order Member: Tonks!
Favorite House: Ravenclaw
Favorite Adult: Narcissa
Favorite Student: Luna
Favorite line(s) from the movies: "Oh my god! I've killed Harry Potter!" -Neville, Goblet of Fire "Spiders--the spiders, they want me to tap dance . . . I don't want to tap dance!" "You tell those spiders Ron." "Yeah, yeah I'll tell 'em . . ." -Ron and Harry, Prisoner of Azkaban.
The most pointless death in the series: Snape. It was so stupid.
Character you'd like to pound: UMBRIDGE! I HATE HER WITH A PASSION!!
Character you'd like to marry: LUCIUS MALFOY!!! Oh, wait, I'm already married to him :) I'm Narcissa ;)
Character you'd like to pound for getting married to who he or she did marry: Luna. Who the Rowling is Rolf? WHAT ABOUT NEVILLE?!?!?!?!
Favorite Ravenclaw: Luna Lovegood, of course
What about Hufflepuff: Tonks!!!! I love her!!!
Slytherin: Narcissa and Lucius
The unanswerable question..favorite Gryffindor: Fred and George! Ooh, and Oliver Wood!
Patil twins, Weasley twins, or Creevey brothers: Weasley Twins, DUDE!
Least favorite adult: I HATE UMBRIDGE!!!
Least favorite Ravenclaw: Marietta Edgecombe
Least favorite Hufflepuff: Zacharias Smith
Least favorite Slytherin: Tom Riddle/Voldemort
Least favorite Gryffindor? (Another unanswerable question, of course!): Peter Pettigrew, without question. Can someone tell me why he's even in Gryffindor!? He's a freaking coward!
Favorite ship: LUCIUS/ NARCISSA! Almost all I read.
Second favorite ship: Sirius/ Madame Rosmerta
Least favorite ship: Bellatrix/Voldemort
Least favorite Death Eater: Peter Pettigrew. I HATE HIM!!!