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Author has written 5 stories for Gallagher Girls, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. When life hands you skittles, throw it at people and yell, "TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!" READ MY STORY ON WATTPAD.COM; http://www.wattpad.com/410497-nothing-will-ever-be-the-same-again OMG OMG OMG click here! I have crushes on fictional characters!!! ] Here they are... Artemis Fowl Percy Jackson Zachary Goode Samuel Roth Daniel Grigori Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Now you have two choices This is about abortion...It gets pretty sad. :( Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this. ID is short for idieot. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't re-post it? I am a writer, not your grammer teacher. If you do not like me say it to my face, not behind my back, so when I kick you I have a good shot. The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in your enemies eyes Break my Heart I break your neck Flying is easy just throw yourself at the floor and miss (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor) You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor Sometimes violence is the only way to get what you want Life isn't passing me by it's trying to run me over I know I seem mean but it's because I don't like you Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Hold my purse.' Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic... Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, it's when they start to talk back that you need to worry. Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary. Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back Love comes in many colors One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it. Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks! Love your enemies! It really pissess them off! A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it! I'm not insensitive I just don't care The voices in my head don't like you Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman." You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best! War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it. "You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had." -I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous -Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. - I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. (Besides, what's the fun in that?) - No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me -Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. -When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons? -When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. -When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? - I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out -I'm going to give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain; I need that. -Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to - I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept! - Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide - Excuse me have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it -I live in my own little world. But it's ok, they know me there -The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide -Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend -Tell the truth and run, fast -If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something -Education is important. School however, is another matter. -I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...I wonder... If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Unfortunately, you can't die of a broken heart. Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over If you know me, chances are you hate me. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away… Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future. He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies." Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow. Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you. "I love you" is eight letters. So is "bull crap." People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion? You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head. You call me crazy like it's the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So" I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Don't make someone a priority when they make you an option. If you live to be 100, I want to be 100 minus one day, so I never have to live without you. When you said you hated me I felt all fuzzy inside. I wonder why. If he's dumb enough to walk away, then be smart enough to let him go. Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent When I said "I wish you a life time of happiness" after you screwed me over I meant I was going to kill you It's a funny thing when everyone at the local asylum knows your name I once believed I could fly. The broken neck proved that theory wrong and it wasn't even my neck "Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoes. Can't stand me? Sit your ass down. Can't face me? Then turn the fuck around!" Sarcastic! Me? Never! If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what's sign two? If you don't like me there is nothing I can do. Newsflash bitch, I don't live to please you REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground? Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. You know you live in 2009 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2. Hi. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 10. You were too busy to notice number five was missing. 11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. You know you are stupid if your reading my profile When I update, you know that I have nothing better to do. I update alot... just on a website that you have never heard of. Guy's point of view (Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE) From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' Kiss us when no one's watching.(If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.) You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hot Ryan Rynolds, Justin Beiber, or Taylor Lautner is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'. I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand I'm not sayin I wouldn't like it ether. Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'I love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT! Give the nice guys a chance Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other- Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush... Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute. Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this. Random quotes I love: I want to be known as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. And the one who could always brighten up your day, even if she couldn't brighten her own. Let's play Truth or Dare...or just Dare because nobody tells the Truth anymore... I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday! Yea, I'm a loser...but I'm the coolest loser you'll EVER meet. Sometimes when I say 'oh, I'm fine' I want someone to look me in the eyes and say 'tell the truth' You asked what was wrong and I said NOTHING but then I turned around and whispered EVERYTHING Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about learing to dance in the rain Teddy bears don't hug back but sometimes they are all you got True friends are hard to find, Harder to leave, and Impossible to forget It's hard to wait around for something you know might never happen, but it's harder to give up, especially if it's all you ever wanted I don't miss you, I miss the person I thought you were Best Friends are about killing each other over a bag of chips, and then when it's all over not saying sorry but saying "Ha Ha loser. 2+2=6, I rock at math Im going to smile like nothings wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's all a dream, and pretend it's not hurting me Anyone can make you smile, Many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes. It hurts so much to love you the way I do, and then look at you and see how much you don't care... I only use my computer on days that end in "Y" Hug a Tree. They have less issues than people. Dance like nobody's watching. Just for once...I want someone to be afraid of losing me Best friends. Were the ones who Practically live at eachother's houses, Stay up all night talking about absolutly nothing, Dance until were out of breath, Laugh at the stupidest things, and still find a reason to love each other, even though were complete idiots Be a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios I agree with the Dictionary: Girls before Guys Partying before Studying Friends before Love I don't Run away from you...I walk away slowly and it kills me because you don't care enough to stop me. They are laughing at us because were Idiots...were laughing at them because they Just figured that out True love is when you shed tears and still want him, It's when he ignores you and you still love him, It's when he loves another girl and you say your happy for them, even though you just cry...and cry I'm 99 sure he doesn't like me... it's the 1 that keeps me hanging on This one's for the girls. Who have ever had a broken heart. Who have wished opon a shooting star. Your beautiful the way you are. This one's for the girls. Isn't it funny how a girl's profile is all about that one guy and he never know's every word is about him I'm the type of girl who can watch abunch of horror movies and not get scared... then scream at the top of my lungs when the waffle pops out of toaster Do you know how hard it is to say: oh no, were just friends, when all you want to do is scream: I LOVE YOU I'm the type of girl who tries not to like you, and ends up just falling harder A True Boyfriend = When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or TV show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile. If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro. If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile! If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Girls If I had to choose between loving you and breathing, I would use my last breath to say "I love you." When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. I'm loud, no mute button on this chicka but I'm not obnoxious (hopefully) I'm reserved but I'm not stuck-up I'm straight-in-your-face-kind-of-girl but I'll respect your privacy and personal bubble (Mostly) I'm shy but only because I like good first impressions I'm a lover but I'm careful with my heart I'm sweet but not if you mess with my family or friends I'm sadistic but not if your sweet to me. I'm a gypsy but I'm not psycho I love music but well there is no but in that situation I'm smart but I'm not a nerd I'm pretty but I only say that so I'll stop getting slapped by my friends I love hugs but only if your not creepy I hate ciggarettes but I won't hate you if you don't. I adore animals but I'm not the crazy cat lady. 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. EVER WONDER: Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong. Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door. You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see Normal people! QUICK!! take a picture!! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back? Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do? Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number? I'm the kinda girl who would...: I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes. I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart. I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the W's. I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it. My Gay-dar is pointing at you madly, in your tight jeans and man make-up... I think there's something wrong with it... You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and your grandparents, Grandpa and grandma. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandparents, GRAMPS! and Gramz! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read&ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THEM ThInGs To PoNdEr: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? See. I'm not that girly girl. But I love that about me. How I am blonde. Got this from someone's profile and tried it. 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock (I'm not blonde, but I sure do act like it :)) YOUR GUY SIDE: X You love hoodies. TOTAL: 15! YOUR GIRL SIDE: X You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. TOTAL: 9 For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (that explains why i'm considered crazy.) Anyone who says nothings imposible has never tried slamming a revolving door Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile. A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Don't knock on Hades' door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. (most people say "death's door" i say "Hades' door") Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder... When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that! When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it! When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!! My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground. Silent is golden but duck tape is silver If two wrongs don't make a right, try three If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. 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Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!! When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile. If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. If you aren't one of those wanna be pop stars that shop at name brand stores, copy this to your profile! If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile. 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Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Sasukez, Fuzzy makes me happy, Lunadance506, Crimsonsunxx, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173, XxCammieXZachxX You know if you live in 2008 when 1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a 4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing 6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You zone out even with other people. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. You're profile is REALLY long. Your computer runs out of memory. You can't stop writing! And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. I guess I'm an author. . . (COPY AND PASTE...) If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you believe in God, copy this into your profile. If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile. If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. If you have done so much stupid stuff that you just go by Bella, or you're just a plain clutz, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (Chocolate? WHO SAID CHOCOLATE?!). If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! Hobbies: Writing, ignoring people I don't like, playing sports; soccer in particular, reading, and hanging out with my BFF's, watching movies and animes, and listening to music Things I love: texting, creaming people at dodgeball, boys, my best friends, Google, Youtube, my stuffed animals, fruits, movies, rollercoasters, getting goals in soccer, hanging with friends, trying new things, ReViEwS on my stories, music, doodling or coloring, animes, learning new things, the feeling you get when you hug your boyfriend, cake, mechanical pencils, weekends, sleeping and so on... Things I hate: backstabbing friends, awkward hugs, boring movies, gross food, failing tests, getting in trouble, loosing money, getting into fights with friends, school, mean teachers, rough friends, headaches and stomach aches, breaking up with boyfriends, lieing, getting lost, being forgotten, bad handwriting, boring books or movies, nightmares, anything illegal, overconfidence, fashion, school snobs, feeling queasy, rap, broccali, homework and so on... This is how I think certain characters of books should look like (My opinion) : Gallagher Girls: Cameron Morgan: Jessica Alba ( http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww304/ffgjhgyyyyjohnny/Jessica20Alba20-20108.jpg ) Zachary Goode: Mitch Hewer ( http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7924969991/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/03/30/mitchhewer2rs6.jpg ) Rebecca Baxter: Ilda Silva ( http://eobvio.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/8c2ba-ildi-silva.jpg ) Grant Newman: Tom Welling ( http://images.paraorkut.com/img/wallpapers/1024x768/t/tom_welling_headshot-6353.jpg ) Jonas: Aaron Johnson ( http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UqAPkLVAc0o/SU4UbaiaTzI/AAAAAAAAApA/FIdCBAc1Y9s/s400/AaronJohnson17.jpg ) Elizabeth Sutton: Mena Suvari ( http://www.birtak.com/hollywood/photos/mena-suvari-3.jpg ) Josh Abrams: Landon Liboiron ( http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UeUOG7UIPug/SeUH-YlBErI/AAAAAAAAAn8/iw5t5ht--aM/s400/LandonLiboiron2.jpg ) Joe Solomon: Tom Cruz ( http://mashedmusings.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/tom-cruise.jpg ) Dillon: Sean Faris ( http://cdnet.myxer.com/tn/c/536013/big/?t=20080626152344 ) Rachel Morgan: Jennifer Aniston ( http://blog.beedew.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Heart-Shaped-Face-Jennifer-Aniston.jpg ) Macey McHenry: Jennifer Connelly ( http://alllayedout.com/Images/Female_Celebrities/graphics/jennifer_connelly.jpg ) The Hunger Games: Katniss Everdeen: Megan Fox ( http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/117100-megan_fox.jpg ) Gale: Justin Gaston ( http://midiblog.net/pics/j/u/s/justin-gaston-1-high.jpg ) Peeta Mellark: Jeremy Sumpter ( http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Yuv8VGF1Kko/SeUNbvqxbsI/AAAAAAAAAp4/ePjrkmZs4rw/S774/JeremySumpter7.jpg ) For those who've read DO SPIES EVEN GET BREAKS, here's the dresses and shoes the girls wore at the small dance out back! Cammie’s Clothes: Shoes: http://www.flairvoyant.com/images/Gucci_Fall09_pump.jpg Dress: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=3011427 Hair Clip: http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0/2f/3/AAAAC2RqDMAAAAAAAC86Sw.jpg Bex’s Clothes: Dress: http://bp0.blogger.com/_pGqCsz7Q_xI/SG3Wbfgs3RI/AAAAAAAABCM/UpfLL-Ljpsc/s1600-h/Sexy+Black+Cocktail+Dress+Crystals.jpg Shoes: http://beautyandfashiontrends.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/gladiator-high-heel-sandal-black.jpg Liz’s Clothes: Dress: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=3786354 Shoes: http://www.onlinebridalstore.com/ProdImages/c07/450.jpg Macey’s Clothes: Dress: http://www.getprettypretty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/mischa-barton-purple-dress.jpg Shoes: http://www.designershoes.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/300x300/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/2/2/22584001_3.jpg | |||||||
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