HEY GUYS, THIS IS URWORSTNIGHTMARE97 HERE. I LIKE TO WRITE AND READ STORIES OF ALL KINDS BUT, I REALLY ENJOY...

PERCY JACKSON

MAXIMUM RIDE

TWILIGHT

THE MEDIATOR SERIES

AND SOMETIMES HARRY POTTER

BAND OF BROTHERS

SUPERNATURAL

IM A TOTAL WOLF GIRL!!

FAX AKA FANG/MAX - LIKE IT OR DIE-

WELL I HOPE YOU ENJOY MY STORIES!

(¸.•´ Percy Annabeth~~

(¸.•´ .¸ •Forever•.¸••.)

´•.¸(•¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´
«´¨• Lightning Thief •´¨» ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´
«´¨• Sea of Monsters•´¨» ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´
«´¨• Titan's Curse•´¨» ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´
«´¨•Battle of the Labyrinth•´¨» ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´
«´¨•Last Olympian•´¨»
¸.•(¸.•´ •.¸)•.¸

(\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
(+'.'+) IF YOU HATE
(")_(") ANIMAL CRUELTY

╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your profile
║╚╣║║╚╗If you like to laugh!
╚═╩═╩═╝

TEAM EDWARD: because all guys should be this perfect...

TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles...

TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time...

TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha...

TEAM JACOB: because because he's hot and your not...

CULLENISM: my new religion.

DRACULA? Pff, more like Edward Cullen...

I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

MIKE NEWTON: The idiot that needs advise.

PROUD TO BE A BRUNETTE! (Edward prefers them. Take that, blondes!)

JACOB BLACK doesn't have to toast at 108.9 degrees F to have me SWEATING...!

I thought I had found my Edward Cullen... but it was just another idiot with fangs.

If Edward Cullen was real, I'd like, totally stalk him.

WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazardous to your health. (Not that you'd care.)

Why so sullen, Edward Cullen?

TWILIGHT: noun, 1. period between afternoon and nighttime 2. the first textually transmitted disease.

THANKS TO TWILIGHT, now if that certain boy seems to ignore me, it's only because he's a vampire, and he's polite enough to try and resist my blood

EMMETT CULLEN he's bringing sexy back.Literally.

JASPER HALE: Making you feel all warm and fuzzy about spilling your guts.

In my mind: Edward loves me, Alice is my BFF, and Jacob wants me.

I kissed a WEREWOLF and I liked it! I hope my VAMPIRE don't mind it!

JACOB BLACK OR EDWARD CULLEN?? Ah, that's easy. BOTH, PLEASE AND THANKS!

Maybe I shouldn't say it... but JAMES, if you wanted to track me, I wouldn't be so hard to find...;)

I like my men WARM, ALIVE and AND RIPPED.

If I had my way, I would spend half of my time kissing Edward and the other half having fun with a real man(Jacob Black)!

In my personal opinion, Bella is a complete twat.

Twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight. What obsession?

Oh, for Fork's sake.

YOU REALLY KNOW YOU'VE REACHED THE POINT OF NO RETURN, AND ARE TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT, WHEN YOU WATCH WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, JUST IN CASE SOMEONE CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS.

RANDOMNESS AND FUNNIES...

HE SAID: I don't know why you wear a bra: you've nothing to put in it. SHE SAID: You wear pants, don't you?

Hahahahahahahaha. Wait. What?

I have super powers. I just don't want to show you

.Hi. I have cool socks on today.

I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do.

Don't flatter yourself.I was looking at your friend.

ME?? SARCASTIC?? NOOOOO.

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

Tell your boyfriend's pants it's not polite to point

.FAKE. It's the latest trend. and everyone seems to be in style

.If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain...bom chicka wah wah...and every word is nonsense, but I understand.

Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary

.Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door

.Don't follow me... I'm lost too

.Poke me. I dare you.

Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious

.DON'T DRINK WATER: fish have sex in it

.I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Dain bramaged.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, feck the fruit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is question is Carlisle Cullen, get those apples the hell away from me.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.

"If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English."

-I'm so gangsta. I carry a squirt gun.

One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof??

People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to...I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

1) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
2) You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
3) You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
4) You know which pages the good parts are on.
5) You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
6) You start hearing Perachel in every song you hear. (Or something else)
7) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
8) You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (I’m a child OF ONE OF THE BIG THREE)
9) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
10) You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. (I'm going to see if I can get it at 12:01 am)
11) You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
12) You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. (Not like I take notes)
13) You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
14) You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
15) Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (Sadly yes)
16) You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (Good idea!)
17) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
18) The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJATO?”
19) On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. (This hasn’t happened yet, but it will.)
20) You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. \
21) You dream about PJO every night. (Yes)
22) You curse a god/goddess a lot
23) You have mone (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

24) You know PJO better then most sane people
25) You have links to every great PJO site (Fan sites included)
26) You add things to the list every day (Or week, or minute)
27) You know what you would do if you were Percy.
28) You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Gods stay good! Marry Thalia!)
29) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
30) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(totally]
31) For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood(wanted to do that)
32) Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'(sooooo did that)
33) You are trying to learn Greek(I'm not that bad actually)
34) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
35) Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.
36) You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes
37) You have an instant crush on Nico!
38) You just have to research more about greek mythology.
39) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT
40) You yell at Percy for being such an idiot some times.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

People think you have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is in your profile. (inside Maximum Ride joke.)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have made up a bunch of strange words that you use frequently, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 4 hours copy this into your profile.

If you have a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfics, copy this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you're reading this instead of doing something you really need to do, copy this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile .

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If your friends think you're crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don't care copy and paste this is your profile

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you want wings and powers, copy and paste this on your profile.

º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨
¨°º¤ø„¸ Maximum Ride ¸„ø¤º°¨
¸„ø¤º°¨ ~~~~ ROCKS!!~~~~°º¤ø„¸
¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you agree that Fang is Fangalicious, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'butterfly, Enrica (i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, inuyasha1106, kamiry, VampireMistressNuricoUzumaki, Jasper's Delicate Angel, FAXfan, hakilund, Maximum-Ride-Addict22, Owned By Max,UrWorstNightmare97

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, Neji's fangirl, Kawazoe Michiyo, kamiry, hinata 7875960400, Jasper's Delicate Angel, FAXfan, hakilund,Maximum-ride-Addict22,Fangrules, Owned By Max, UrWorstNightMare97

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch TV than read. If you are one of the 35 percent who would have their nose in a book, copy/paste this to your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit, eating popcorn screaming "DO A BACK FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!" then copy and paste this on your status .

95 percent of teen girls would rush in a mob to every sperm bank if Robert Pattinson announced that he had donated sperm. Copy this to your profile if you would be part of the 5 percent holding a gun, watching the mob rush by, and picking off the weaklings

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock/Paper/Scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!"

-lol thought these were funny see you guys l8tr