Capitalization

- The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse!

Hi im 25 mother of 3 and i love twilight saga but am so team werewolf but love jasper and peter coz who don't want a cowboy! I do I do!

I love twilight it took me a week to read all the books

I love to read it takes me to different place.

Okay a little about me- first I was rised by my dad, who has a dirty mind, so in turn I also have a sick mind. He also brought me up as his boy. I have a older sister and he wanted a boy next, he didn't get one so he made me his boy. I learnt to shot when I was three, I don't wear make up or dresses I'm a jeans and t-shirt girl. But I do have a girly fettish and that is shoes!!! I LOVE shoes. I have lots! I am not a fan of watching corny love, I pick fun at it and because I do I have been told that I am cold hearted. (By my best friend).

I have a big mouth and have found myself in trouble from it a few times.

Right that it shutting up now.

CATCH!

Okay I have deleated my first story (What it takes) Sorry for all those who were reading it but I was very dissapointed in it. But I will be re-writing it. It may take a while but it will be back up. Sorry again.

Ok just real quick: I went and watched Eclipes and I have to say I am highly DISAPPOINTED! So not enough Wolfpack at all! And it may upset some but I took the piss out of it pretty much the whole movie-hense the cold hearted comment- The fight scene and the shirtless men were GREAT! but the rest just not me! But it was not just me- Okay if you havent seen it stop reading for a sec- When Edward asked Bella to marry him and she said yes I had a fella behind me go "Aww wheres the confetti?" Now at this most people in the theatre were sending death glares his way, but not me I was laughing my ass off. because it was funny, I still giggle when I remember it, Okay mayby it was one of those you need to be there moments.

FAVORITE PAIRINGS

werewolves

bella/jake, sam, paul and this one a little weird but leah.

ok I told you there would be more

Leah/Paul, jasper, james,Embry

vampires

bella/ peter, jasper, james. (again last one a litte strange)

thats just so far, no doubt there will be more!

catch xoxo

P.S. Ain't Paul the yummyest wolf out of all? Yes, Yes he is. I want me Paul. yum yum yum