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since: 03-19-10, id: 2294755, Profile Updated: 08-08-11
country: UK
Author has written 5 stories for Night World series, Vampire Diaries, Twilight, Vampire Diaries, and Morganville Vampires.

Dear readers,

Thank you for visting this page. I would like to inform you that the author who brought you stories like 'Teardrops Of The Dead' and 'The Beauty Of Imagination' has started up her own account under the name of FrozenxxSmile, this page will remain as it is if your looking for new stories please vist / go to FrozenxxSmile. Thanks a million. - B xo

~Vampire Diaries Oath~

I promise to remember Bonnie when I think of Witches
I promise to remember Damon when I see a leather jacket
I promise to remember Stefan when someone shows they truly care
I promise to remember Elena when I see a girl who looks like an angel, whose pretty and fair.
I promise to remember Meredith when someone is calm in the crowd
I promise to remember Caroline when I lose a dear friend of mine, especially one who is proud.
I promise to remember Matt when I see someone who doesn’t give up
I promise to remember Katherine, Shinichi, Misao and the Malach when I meet someone who is pure evil and sadistic, and radiating bad luck.
I promise to remember the Dark Dimension when I hear of nightmare filled places
Yes, I promise to remember the Vampire Diaries
Whatever book I may read, or place I may see
So all know of my love for Bamon..
And all know that Vampire Diaries is the best for me!

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. :

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you love the pairing of Bamon, copy and paste this your profile!

If you HATE Delena, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think Elena is a way better character in the TV series, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love both Damon AND Stefan Salvatore, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think people take the shipping wars too seriously, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're tired of EVERYTHING you read being compared to Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think flamers suck and shouldn't be allowed on the sight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Bonnie and Damon are meant to be together, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Becca better not break Nora and Patch up in Crescendo, copy and paste this into your profile

Copy this if your obsessed with Damon Salvatore!

if you are like katherine and like both stefan and damon and are confused who you like more hurry up and choose so we can either hate or love you.

If you could go hours on end staring at a picture of Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with L.J Smith's Damon Salvatore, from Vampire Diaries, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Damon Salvatore somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Damon Salvatore), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Vampire Diaries that whenever you hear screaming you think of Damon killing someone copy and paste.

If you are on Team Damon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Damon Salvatore ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is the Vampire Diaries series copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Damon Salvatore copy and paste this to your profile.

If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the Salvatore brothers plus Matt XD) copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that the Vampire Diaries series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

If you belive your own Damon Salvatore is out there somewhere, copy this into your profile

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with Damon Salvatore, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this.

If whenever you see or hear the name 'Damon' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you think Damon Salvatore is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have punched somebody because they said Damon was ugly and/or gay copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever scared someone by saying got any blood to drink or the steak needs to be more bloody copy and paste this to your profile

If you are absoulutley positivley in love with Damon Salvatore copy and post this to your profile

If you have ever screamed because you saw damon Salvatore Copy and paste this to your profile

If you were going to cry when Damon almost died in Season 1 Finale Copy and Paste this onto your profile!

If all you do all day is think of Damon salvatore copy and paste this to your profile

AV is Addicted to Vampires

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

DSISS Damon Salvatore Is Sexy Syndrome

98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Jasper from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Im looking at you B. lol)

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

~Twilight Oath~
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remeber Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remeber Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remeber Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remeber Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remeber Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remeber Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remeber the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

Fave vampire diary quoates :D

1.Katherine: Have I mentioned how inconvenient your obsession for me as been?
Damon: You and me both, honey.

2.Katherine: So, here we are: the brother who loved me too much and the only who didn't love me enough.
Damon: And the evil slut vampire who only loved herself.

3.Damon: She's in denial.
Stefan: Shut up, Damon.

4.Jeremy: We're gonna kill Katherine.
Stefan: I can explain.
Bonnie: Please.
Stefan: We're... gonna kill Katherine

5.Damon: I don't do peace.
Stefan: Oh. Consider it opposite day.

6.Katherine: Bad day?
Damon: Bad century.

7.Katherine: I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time.

8.Bonnie: When we're alone, I'm gonna take you out.
Damon: You need to stop with the witch's brew. You're starting to believe your own press

9.Damon: What an unexpected surprise.
Lexi: Unexpected surprise? I think the wrong brother went back to high school.

Night World Oath

When I see a girl with Cancer,

I will remember Poppy North.

When I see James Dean,

I will think of James Rasmussen.

When I look up at the stars,

I will see Mary-Lynnette Carter.

When I see a lazy cat,

I will Remeber Ash Redfern.

When I see sibiling rivalry,

I will see Blaise and Thea Harmen.

When I see an animal,

I will think of Eric Ross.

When I see snow,

I will remember Gillain Harmen.

When I think of Heaven,

I will remember Gary(Angel).

When I see something burn black,

I will think of David Blackburn

When I see an orphan,

I will think of Rashel Jordan.

When I see and cold hearted man,

I will remember John Quinn.

When I Get deja vu,

I will think of Hannah Snow.

When I see sadness in someones eyes,

I will remember Thierry Descouedres.

When I see fire,

I will see Jezbel Redfern.

When I see someone being cocky,

I will think of Morgead Blackthorn.

When I someone who's determined,

I will remember Maggie Neeley.

When I see royalty,

I will think of Delos Redfern.

When I see a black cat,

I will see Raksha Keller.

When I see a golden Lepard,

I will see Galen Drache.

If you want to be a Wild Power, Copy and Paste this to your profile

If you Love Love Love LOVE LJ Smith

If you are a Vampire Addict, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you LOVE JEZ REDFERN, copy and paste this to your profile

If you almost cried when Jez got staked, copy and paste this to profile

If you have ever Fallen UP the stairs, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you think Morgead Blackthorn is better than Edward Cullen, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Morgead Blackthorn is Better then Jasper Hale, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you think Morgead Blackthorn is better than Jacob Black, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you think Jez Redfern is Better than Alice Cullen, Copy and Paste this to your profile

If you think LJ smith deserves More credit for her Awesome work, copy and paste this to your profile.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile

Bad pick-up Line Come-backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

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FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.

Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism



If you can't stand stupid girls, Copy and Paste this to your profile

If you think Night World Vampires are better than uh..Twilight ones, Copy and paste this to your profile

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

TGWF: Thank God We're Female


A stranger stabs you in the front
A friend stabs you in the back
A boyfriend stabs your heart
Best Friends only poke each other with straws

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and/or werewolves and would like to be one, copy and paste.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Emma-Masen-Cullen, Lily CullenSalvatore, vampdiariesfan

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about, copy this into your profile

95 of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump; copy and paste this if you’re a part of the 5 yelling "Jump Bitch!"

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs

The Mortal Instruments Pledge.

I promise to remember Jace,

Whenever someone is being sarcastic.

I promise to remember Clary,

Whenever someone is very artistic.

I promise to remember Jocelyn,

When I see a loving mother.

I promise to remember Jonathon,

When I see a horrible brother.

I promise to remember Luke,

When I see a dog walk by me.

I promise to remember Simon,

When someone says they won't bite me.

I promise to remember Isabelle,

Whenever I feel brave.

I promise to remember Raphael,

When I see someone dig a grave.

I promise to remember Alec,

When somone is very protective.

I promise to remember Magnus,

Whenever someone wears too much glitter.

I promise to remember Maia,

When someone is very tough.

I promise to remember Valentine,

When someone is very rough.

I promise to remember MI,

Always and always!


1. To belong » reviews
Chloe Tanner has been an orphan for as long as she can remember, but when Sam and Emily take her in she finally feels at peace. Paul Walker is a stubborn werewolf who refuses to aknowlage the fact that he's imprinted on our orphaned heroine.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-8-11 - Published: 1-14-11 - Paul
2. Teardrops of the dead » reviews
If she had knew then what she knew now, then maybe she wouldnt have been as eager for romance and excitement. Maybe if she hadnt been so innocently blind, she would have saw love for what it really was: No prince, no fairytale, just pain.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-8-11 - Published: 1-13-11 - Bonnie & Damon
3. Pictures To Burn » reviews
This is a story about Damon and his daughter, Sapphire and her adopted sister Maddie. See how these girls put Damon Salvatore to shame. And do it in style!
Crossover - Night World series & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-8-11 - Published: 7-13-10
4. Obsession reviews
Just why was Monica so infatuated by Shane Collins? R&R pwease. ;
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-19-11 - Monica M. & Shane C. - Complete
5. The Beauty Of Imagination » reviews
Kalia Smith. Damon Salvatore. An untold love story that has a serious impact when Damon's past and present colide. Full summary inside. Please review.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-19-11 - Published: 1-14-11 - Damon S.