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| Echidne and Jyestha |
Author has written 36 stories for Harry Potter, Fearless, Ella Enchanted, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Crocodile Hunter, Marion Zimmer Bradley, Bible, Angel, Pirates of the Caribbean, Buffy X-overs, and Sherwood Smith. Hi! We are Scurvy and Zara, aspiring young writers. D is a fun letter. We are obbessive arthurian lit fans. We've also got a whole bunch of stories not posted. If you want any of them, you can e-mail us. Word. You can never have too many Sir Wozzels. :) Echidne In Libyan mythology, Echidne (She-Viper) is part beauteous woman and part speckled serpent. She is a goddess of death, the underworld and prophesy This is Sarah. I'm kind of crazy and evil (only sometimes). I write mostly humor stuff and parodys. Jack the Ripper is my boyfriend. We met at a seance. I am Echidne. Jyestha I'm Lyndsey. Also, writing mostly humor and parody. Any spelling errors are most likely mine as Sarah is a grammar Nazi. ;) Enjoy! Can't get enough of us? Oh course not... we are GODS! Here's some more "good shit" - short stories and... oh god! POETRY!!! LOL! READ READ READ! http://www.fictionpress.com/profile.php?userid=229797 Click the link!!! Story Status:
Bible: (1) Buffy: (4) The Unspoken Crossover Event (Complete) Crocodile Hunter: (1) Ella Enchanted: (1) Fearless: (1) Harry Potter: (17) 21. Freshly Scrubbed (complete) Marion Zimmer Bradley: (1) Pirates of the Caribbean: (1) Sherwood Smith (1) | |||||
1. Twitch of the Love Nerve » reviewsAs Vidranic struggles to get Mel to confess their engagment, general chaos and hijinks ensues as meliara begins to recount her past, 'Danric is exploring his sexuality, Flauvic the ever-evil tree lurks and Bran lusts for flaming desserts.Sherwood Smith - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-4-04 - Published: 11-27-042. Freshly Scrubbed reviewsA short tale of a conversation in the library where sexual tension runs high. As does Draco's ego. DracoHermione.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-20-04 - Hermione G. & Draco M.3. Finding Emo reviewsHarry and Friends become so depressed with their lives they decide there is just one thing to do to combat the evil around them. Form an Emo band! The Boy-Who-Lived-To-Wish-He-Hadn't and His Friends Who Are Sad Too invite you to join their pathetic liveHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 9-24-04 - Harry P. & Ron W.4. The One Bachelor Party To Rule Them All reviewsSnape is given the task of planning a Bachelor Party for the headmaster.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-10-04 - Albus D. & Severus S.5. Pool Hopping With Merl » reviewsA story of Camelot life, told in a much different perspective than Marion portrays it. Told through the flashbacks of Mordred the Monk to his young prodigys, this amusing and heartwarming tale is good stuff.Marion Zimmer Bradley - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-26-04 - Published: 6-20-036. The Man With the Metal Hand reviewsYou killed my godfather. Prepare to die." A Harry PotterPrincess Bride One True Crossover Event.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-24-04 - Harry P.7. The Unspoken Crossover Event reviewsA parody of the uber lame Buffy 6th season& Angel 3rd season crossover event that really s didnt happen. Funny (in a stupid sort of way) and so true (oh, you know it!) read and you'll see why. R&R - this is the crossover event to end all othersBuffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-14-048. The Hermit reviewsWes reflecting on his angst and reluctance to believe the prophecy. Set in third season. Written for open on Sunday drabble community. the challenge: Tarot Cards. Review pleaseAngel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-13-049. The Tower reviewsSpike reflects on Buffy and her death after her dive from the tower at the end of the Gift. Written for the Open on Sunday Drabble Community. the challenge was: Tarot Cards. Short and angsty. Review... please?Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-04 - Buffy S. & Spike10. Playing Tag reviewsOver the summer holidays, Hermione is studying at her library. Harry wants to play water balloon tag. Combine the two and get a...bi-drabble! Yay! Read and review my friends.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-10-04 - Hermione G. & Harry P.11. Getting Back Your Stuff reviewsThis is my first Songfic. (Song: the hardest part of breaking up is getting back your stuff) Riley has returned from the jungle and he wants the one thing he left behind- his CD collection. err-not really a BR shipper. I really screwed the songfic formatBuffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-8-04 - Buffy S. & Riley F.12. Baby One More Time ? reviewsThe Trio get their loved potions master drunk... Drunk off his arse! Snape opens up and shares with the trio an- err... touching story of picking up chicks and cross dressers... tri-drabble (300 words) Short, Sweet and Amazing! Review... pleease... :)Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-8-04 - Severus S. & Ron W.13. Harry Potter andthe Ulterior Motive reviewsTrelawney has mad the fearsome prediction that Harry Potter will be hit in the head with a baseball bat. But who will do it and how will it occur? One-shot, please read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-23-04 - Complete14. Manicures reviewsSpike ends of babysitting Dawn one night while Buffy patrols... manicures and cookie dough ensue. Mmmm..Spike with hot pink nails (200 word BiDrabble) R&RBuffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-21-0415. Harry Potter and the Nazi Crab reviewsHarry Potter is faced with a foe he created- the Nazi Crab! How will the trio handle this evil crab? Silly little 200 word BiDrabble... good times R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-20-0416. Irony reviewsAngel achieves Shanshu and becomes human... but the Powers That Be aren't done messing with their now ex-champion. They have a sick sense of humor and Oh! The Irony! R&R (Bi-Drabble- 200 Words!)Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-14-0417. The Adventures of the Bindi Sue reviewsThe sworn enemy of Captain Jack Sparrow is… err Jason Bond? Jason and his first mate Walter are pretty lousy pirates but they try hard. After a game of Go Fish late one night Jason, Walter and the Bindi Sue re meet the King of the Sea, Jack himself...Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-19-0418. Harry Potter Celebrates Black History Month reviewsWhile Dean and Hermione are busy planning the biggest event of the year, The Black History Month Celebration, Harry is trying to figure out baking and Ron is preparing for a baby... Read and Review! (give us a shout out! this is our 20th fic! Woot!)Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-17-04 - Harry P. & Hermione G.19. Twisted Games reviewsA harsh battle of the body and mind- Harry, Ron and Hermione engage in a friendly game of TWISTER! (100 word drabble for the fangirls) (or boys...) (just read it)Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-15-04 - Harry P. & Ron W.20. Heart to Heart reviewsHermione busts Harry and Ron's evening of telling secrets and having a 'heart to heart' ... ooo personal questions! It's not slashy, but very cute! (FANGIRLS!)Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-31-04 - Ron W. & Harry P.21. The Lobster Files » reviewsCOMPLETE! Funny, fast paced and finally FINISHED! James Potter discovers Snape's secret passion, Remus and Sirius experiment with Russians and Lily is... well... just read it...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,176 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-29-04 - Published: 11-8-03 - James P. & Severus S. - Complete22. Voldemort or Voltaire? reviewsRon is an idiot. One-hundred word drabble. Read and review. We'll give you a cookie. Just do it. I don't know.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-11-04 - Harry P. & Voldemort23. All Four of Us reviewsQuick Drabble about Harry's hangover the morning after an... very strange night (some odd pairings) Read and Review!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-6-04 - Harry P. & Albus D.24. With a Cherry On Top reviewsThe story of Lorne's night with Judy, from Lineage (Season 5, episode 7). After freeing the animals from the zoo, Lorne and Judy have a little fun until Angel comes and breaks up the party.Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-4-04 - Published: 11-28-0325. Harry Potter and the Seagull of Doom reviewsHarry is awoken from a haunting dream in which Voldemort turns him into a seagull. It's suprising, unexpected, different, and...PG! That's right, a PG story from us. Read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-13-03 - Harry P. & Ron W.26. Harry Potter and the Little Black Dress reviewsWhile shopping for Hermione's birthday present, Harry and Ron make an interesting discovery.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-8-0327. Fearless Wrongos » reviewsA fanfic showing how messed the series is. Explaining why Loki si NOT a terrorist...Gaia has relatives...but doesn't.Fearless - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 7-3-03 - Published: 8-23-0228. When Harry Met Jesus reviewsAlone in his room one day, Harry is visited by Jesus and other religious figures inviting him to convert. It's humor...just read it. Read and review...it'll bring a smile to your face.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-30-0329. Reformation, Part One: Dumbledore's Haircut reviewsVoldemort makes a visit to Dumbledore in which they discuss highlights and mullets and his dead mother.Possbily the strangest Fan Fic you'll read... today!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-28-03 - Voldemort & Albus D.30. The Legend of Tyler's Mom reviewsA creation myth about an ancient being.Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-23-0331. Do You Like Mexican? reviewsstarving poet, J. Bond tells the tale of true romance and high adventure of his lost love, using creative Snapple facts. Yes, it does involve the Crocidile Hunter.Crocodile Hunter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-16-0332. Harry Potter and the Fondue Pot of the Underworld » reviewsAn Evil Potion causes Harry and company to burst into random songs at... RANDOM times... wow... this hasn't been done before. It actually hasn't we added time travel and drugs, its actually funny! Yes Read! Come my children, dance in the light!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-15-03 - Published: 8-23-02 - Lily Evans P. & Harry P.33. The Secret of Char » reviewsWho was the cousin Char never liked? And how did Char know Ella's mother so well? In this exciting and fast-paced fanfic, the truth about Prince Charmont is revealed.Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 3-25-03 - Published: 10-13-0234. Spuffy reviewsSpike burries the dead slayer who lost her life to the cancer. In his mourning he decides to follow his dream and open a casino...? Casino. Thats right, as the world falls into dark vamps gamble... lovelyBuffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-6-03 - Buffy S. & Spike35. The Margarita Grill reviewsBeauty! Grace! The Margarita Grill story. Yes. It's true. We can't even have dinner without writing fan fic on the paper tablecloth. You are looking at the finished product. A lot of sugar later... lol! Flames.. well, dont really care. I dont execpt youHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-11-02 - Harry P. & Harry P.36. Harry Potter meets the KKK » reviewsIn a dark and dismal dungeon, with the aroma of lasagna wafting through the characters nostrils, Dean presents a plan to Harry that is certain to fail. Despite all this Dean brings Harry into a group he can call family-The KKK. Please read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 11-11-02 - Published: 7-21-02 - Harry P. & Ron W.
