Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Danny Phantom, Death Note, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Fullmetal Alchemist, Spirited Away, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Bleach.
Hello! My name is Audrianna Nex. That's not my real name, but my alter ego goes by that, and my fave number is 13, thus my profile.
Just in case you were wondering, you pronounce Audrianna like Audrey and ahn-na. I'm a girl, by the way.
Umm...if you can't read my profile pic, it says "One House to Rule Them All" underneath the Slytherin. Slytherin's my favorite House. Please don't diss it; I have a logical argument in their favour that I will post here at some point.
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"The lies are endless, but we share a deep love!" -- My friend, Ms-Lady-Phoenix
I want to go to Pigfarts. If you get that, post it on your profile. If you don't, then shame on you. Go watch A Very Potter Musical on YouTube.
Here are some of my favorite quotes from AVPM (even though the whole thing is totally awesome):
Quirrell (to Voldemort): Look, if we're going to be in this situation for a while we're going to have to learn to live with each other. Now I've been single for all my life, and I have some habits, and sometimes I leave dirty laundry around!
Voldemort (to Quirrell): Well, I believe everything has its place! Muggles have their place. Mudbloods have their place. And so do your CLOTHES. Namely, a dresser.
Dumbledore: Well, the Sorting Hat has eloped with the Scarf of Sexual Preference, so I've just been putting everyone who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, and whoever looks like a bad guy into Slytherin. The rest can go wherever the hell they want, I don't care.
Dumbledore: Hermione Granger, would you shut your ungodly mouth! Ten points from Gryffindor!
Ron and Harry: Thanks, Hermione!
Dumbledore: Ooh, ten points to Dumbledore.
Cedric: Hufflepuffs are great finders!
Dumbledore: What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
Draco: It's like a little loser family. Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs. But luckily, next year I'll be transferred to Pigfarts! "This year you bet, I'm gonna get out of here/The reign of Malfoy is drawing near/I'll have the greatest wizard career/It's going to be totally awesome!/Look out, World, for the dawn of the day/When everyone will do WHATEVER I SAY/And Potter won't be in my way/Then I'll be the one that is totally awesome!"
Draco: You know who I think the ugliest girl in this school is? That Hermione Granger. You know what I'd give her on a scale of one to ten, one being the ugliest, and ten being pretty? I'd give her...an eight. Maybe an eight-point-five...or a nine. Nine-point-eight is the highest I'll go! There's always room for improvement. Not everyone can be perfect, like me. That's why I'm holding out for a ten. Because I'm worth it!
Ron (to Draco): Oh my god! Lay off my sister, Malfoy! She may be a pain in the ass, but she's my pain in the ass!
Ginny: Yeah, I guess she is really pretty...
Harry: Are you kidding me? She's supermegafoxyawesomehot!
Harry: Okay, Malfoy, don't say you're not dying to tell us about Pigfarts. You've mentioned it at least nine times now.
Harry: Malfoy, can you go away? We're planning over here.
Draco: Well, where am I supposed to go?
Harry: Uh, I don't know. Pigfarts?
Draco: Oh, now you're just being cute. I can't go to Pigfarts, Potter! It's on Mars. You need a rocketship. Do you have a rocketship? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died! Ooh, look at this! Rocketship Potter! Starkid Potter! Moonshoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy on intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!
Dumbledore: Did your turban just sneeze?
Quirrell: No! No, that was simply...a fart!
Ron (about Hermione): No, it's not about that! It's about Hermione! It's just, like, I can't her out of my head. And every time I look at her, I get these pains in my chest, and I know that it's her fault, that bitch!
Ginny: But the point of Spiderman 2 is that Peter Parker and Mary Jane can be together!
Harry: Yeah, but in Spiderman 3 it shows that everything sucks and falls to shit! I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3. I hated that movie.
Draco: The headmaster of Pigfarts is Rumbleroar. He's a lion, who can talk.
Draco: Do we have to fight? I'm tired! Can't we just be Death Eaters?
Draco: Ooh, look at this! Famous Potter doesn't even know about Pigfarts!
Harry: We might as well kiss the planet goodbye.
Draco: Kiss the planet goodbye? Rethinking Pigfarts, are we, Potter?
Draco: Don't kill it, it's Zefron!
Ron: I know! He's so charismatic!
Snape: And here's your very first pop quiz! What is foreshadowing?
Hermione: Oh, oh, it's when something is mentioned early on and then comes up later in a book.
Snape: Very good. And what is a portkey?
Hermione: A portkey is an object that when you touch it causes you to be transported to somewhere on the globe of the caster's choosing.
Snape: Very good.
Lavender: Professor Snape, can, like, a person be a portkey?
Snape: No, that's abuuuuurd. Because then if they were to touch themselves... -looks at Ron- A person can, however, be a Horcrux.
Harry: What's, ah, what's a Horcrux?
Snape: I'm not even going to tell you that.
Hermione: Professor, is there a point to telling us all of this?
Snape: Oh, no, this is just important information that everyone should know... -LOOKS AT HARRY-
Hermione: And he just happened to choose you out of hundreds, if not five, possible Gryffindors?
Harry: Hey, yeah, that is pretty lucky, isn't it?
Draco (to Quirrell): Go home, terrorist!
Voldemort: And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't! It just...it just...it just makes them dead.
Dumbledore: Look, if it makes you feel any better, the last guy who died in this tournament was a Hufflepuff.
Harry (to Draco, before the first task): Hey Malfoy, tell you what, I'll let you switch dragons with me. I'll give you the chance to switch dragons with me. I'll give you that opportunity.
Draco: Aah, let me think about it. No.
Harry: I'll give you my Gushers!
Draco: I already have a Fruit by the Foot, I don't want your Gushers.
Harry: I'll throw in my Teddy Grahams with the Gushers. You can make little teddy graham sandwiches!
Draco: Alright...throw in that pack of Bugles and you've got yourself a deal.
Harry: ... Absolutely not.
Quotes from Harry Potter
Lockhart: Hello. Who are you?
Ron: I'm...Ron Weasley.
Lockhart: Really? And who...who am I?
Ron (to Harry): Lockhart's memory charm backfired. He hasn't got a clue who he is!
Lockhart: This is an odd sort of place, isn't it? (to Ron) Do you live here?
"It's lucky it's dark. I haven't blushed so much since Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs." -Albus Dumbledore
Harry (referring to crystal ball): See anything yet?
Ron: Yeah, there's a burn mark on this table.
Trelawney: Does anyone need help interpreting the portents within their Orb?
Ron: I don't need any help. It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight.
"Ah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born...Harry." -Ron Weasley
Harry (referring to Divination planet charts): On Monday, I will be in danger of...er...burns.
Ron: Yeah you will, we're seeing the skrewts on Monday.
"You need your Inner Eye checked if you ask me." -Ron Weasley
"We're identical!" -Weasley Twins
"Well, none of us really fancy it Harry. Imagine if something went wrong and we were stuck as scrawny, specky gits forever." -Fred Weasley
"And from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm just chucking them in the bin where they belong." -Ron Weasley
"Who do you know who's lost a buttock?" -Tonks, to Mad-Eye
"Mad-Eye, you do know that's disgusting, don't you?" -Tonks
"Stop being so cheerful Mad-Eye, he'll think we're not taking this seriously." -Tonks
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?" -George Weasley
"Are you actually as stupid as you look?" -Harry Potter
Uncle Vernon: Listening to the news? Again?
Harry: Well, it changes every day, you see.
Uncle Vernon: We're not stupid, you know.
Harry: Well that's news to me.
"I won't blast people out of my way just because they're there. That's Voldemort's job." -Harry Potter
"Look what he (Dumbledore) asked of me, Hermione! Risk your life, Harry! And again! And again! And don't expect me to explain everything, just trust me blindly, trust that I know what I'm doing, trust me even though I don't trust you! Never the whole truth! Never!" -Harry Potter
"Kill me, then! You will not win, you cannot win! That wand will never, ever be yours!" -Gellert Grindelwald
"He (Dumbledore) changed, Harry, he changed! It's as simple as that! Maybe he did believe these things when he was seventeen, but the whole rest of his life was devoted to fighting the Dark Arts! Dumbledore was the one who stopped Grindelwald, the one who always voted for Muggle protection and Muggle-born rights, who fought You-Know-Who from the start, and who died trying to bring him down!" -Hermione Granger
"But that's okay, is it? It's okay for Snape to hate my dad, but it's not okay for Sirius to hate Kreacher?" -Harry Potter
"Of house-elves and children's tales, of love, loyalty, and innocence, Voldemort knows and understands nothing. Nothing. That they all have a power beyond his own, a power beyond the reach of any magic, is a truth he has never grasped." -Albus Dumbledore
"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living. And above all, pity those who live without love. By going back you may ensure that fewer souls are maimed, fewer families are ripped apart. If that seems to you a worthy cause, then we say goodbye for the present." -Albus Dumbledore
"Of course it's happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean it's not real?" -Albus Dumbledore
"I want to remember this moment forever...Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret." -Ron Weasley
"It is clear that nearly six years worth of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent." -Severus Snape
"There's no need to call me sir, Professor." -Harry Potter
Quotes from Pirates of the Caribbean
"Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past; one of you succeeded." -Jack Sparrow
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by." -Jack Sparrow
"Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?" -Jack Sparrow
"Great. Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that one before." -Jack Sparrow
"Ladies, would you please SHUT IT! Listen to me! Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced egregious. By the way, no, I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in the light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?" -Jack Sparrow
"Cuttlefish." -Jack Sparrow
"I suggest we fight...to run away." -Jack Sparrow
"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?" -Jack Sparrow
Sao Feng: You paid me great insult, Jack Sparrow.
Jack: Really? That doesn't sound like me at all.
Pintel: You know you can't read.
Ragetti: It's the Bible. You get credit for trying.
Pintel: Pretending to read the Bible is a lie! And that's a mark against Him.
Cutler Beckett: You're mad!
Jack: Thank goodness for that, because otherwise this would never work.
"Gentlemen, I take my leave of this weirdness." -Jack Sparrow
"If we were any sort of decent people, we would remove temptation from their paths." -Pintel
"Elizabeth! (to Gibbs) Hide the rum." -Jack Sparrow
(reading the special map) "'Up is down'. Well that's just maddeningly unhelpful." -Jack Sparrow
Quotes from the Lord of the Rings movies
"Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?" -Legolas
"That still only counts as one!" -Gimli
Gimli: Legolas! Two already!
Legolas: I'm on seventeen!
"They have a cave troll." -Boromir
"Don't tell the elf." -Gimli
"Do us a favor and throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!" -Gandalf
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the Great Stories, Mr. Frodo, the ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end, because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. They meant something, even if you were too young to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had a lot of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going, because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding onto Sam?
Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for.
"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?" -Gimli
Gimli: I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf.
Legolas: How about fighting side by side with a friend?
Gimli: Aye. I could do that.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: We've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
Quotes from Artemis Fowl
Root: I don't know why it is, Captain Short, but whenever you start agreeing with me, I get decidedly nervous.
Foaly: Anybody see you come in here?
Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.
Foaly: The EIB?
Holly: Everyone in the building.
Artemis: Well done, old friend. Although I'm certain your martial arts sensei is turning in his grave. A spinning kick? How could you?
Foaly: Commander. What's your status?
Root: My status, Foaly, is extremely annoyed.
Foaly: That's the thing about politics: you get one shot. I know if it was me, and I had one chance, just one chance, to book my behind a seat on the Council, I certainly wouldn't entrust my future to a troll. See you tomorrow. You'll be taking out my trash.
Mulch: If it was me, I'd bury me alive.
Chips: Bury you alive! That's terrible. You'd be screaming and clawing at the dirt. I could get nightmares.
Mulch: I promise to lie still. Anyway, I deserve it. I did call you a pair of overdeveloped, single-cell Cro-Magnons.
Chips: Did you?
Mulch: Well, I have now.
Pex: Okay, Mr. Digence. You know what we're gonna do? We're going to bury you alive.
Mulch (clapping his hands to his cheeks): Oh, the horror!
Pex: You asked for it, buddy.
Mulch: I did, didn't I?
Pex: Nobody calls me an overdeveloped, signal-bell crow magnet.
Mulch: No. I bet nobody does.
Chips: That's like in that horror movie. Y'know--the one with all the horror.
Pex: I think I saw that one. With all the words going up on the screen at the end?
Chips: Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me.
Pex: Don't worry, buddy. There are no words in this movie.
Chips: Sushi? That's raw fish. You ever have that, buddy?
Pex: Yeah. I bought some in the supermarket once.
Chips: Was it good?
Pex: Yeah. I threw it in the deep-fat fryer for ten minutes. Not bad.
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