Hello, I'm Ana and I'm 14 years old! Anyways, I like writing stories as well as read them. I generally LOVE fantasy too, I have a lot of imagination :D But I won't be losing my mind any time soon, I know what's real and whats not. I play video games ever since I was small because of my brother and my cousin, and I thank them for it! I love RPing so feel free to message me if your doing an RP that is about any of my favorite things! :D

Peace, Stalkers!

"Love is louder than the pressure to be perfect." -Demi Lovato & Miley Cyrus

Favorite Cartoons

Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: Legend of Korra, Invader Zim, Spongebob, South Park, Family Guy, Teen Titans, Futurama

Favorite Anime

Naruto, Bleach, Soul Eater, Fairy Tail & Fairy Tail: Phoenix Priestess (Movie), Pokemon, Spirited Away (Anime Movie), Arrietty (Anime Movie)

Favorite TV Shows

Vampire Diaries, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Twin Peak

Favorite Movies

Harry Potter Series, Tangled, Brave, Twilight Saga, Pirates of the Caribbean Series, Disney Classics, Corpse Bride, Hotel Transylvania, Treasure Planet

Favorite Books

Thirteen Reasons Why, Cloaked, Down A Dark Hall, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Harry Potter Series

Favorite Video Games (SPOILERS: Over 9,000 of them xD)

The Tales of Series, Saints Row 3rd, Alice Madness: Returns, Pokemon, Portal 2, Sims 1-3, Uncharted 3, Phoenix Wright Series, Animal Crossing, Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger, Legend of Zelda, Mass Effect 2, Assassin's Creed: 2 & Brotherhood, Heavy Rain, Asura's Wrath, Minecraft, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Batman: Arkham City, Deadly Premonition

Favorite Quotes

Fairy Tail

"March forth young ones... unfettered like wind gushing through a field... Your boiling blood... Sweat... And tears are beautiful like the halo of the sun. Be not afraid... Young ones." To Team Fairy Tail.

-Mavis Vermillion (The First Master of Fairy Tail)

"Whether fairies have tails or not, or whether they even exists, nobody knows for sure. So it's like an eternal mystery, an eternal adventure." To Fairy Tail Guild.

-Makarov Dreyar (The Third Master of Fairy Tail)

"Mages of Fairy Tail... specializes in property damage!"

-Natsu Dragneel (Fairy Tail)

"What I want isn't money or pretty dresses, but a place that recognizes for who I am. Fairy Tail is my other family, and it is a far more warming family then here!" To Her Father.

"No! Running away by myself? No way. It's always more fun when we are together!" To Natsu.

-Lucy Heartfillia (Fairy Tail)

"A strong person is not the one who doesn't cry. A strong person is the one who cries and shed tears for a moment, then gets up and fights again."

"We don't die for our friends. We LIVE for them."

"I don't care if you are the strongest or top guild in Fiore, but I will tell you this. You've made enemies of the worst possible guild to piss off." To Team Sabertooth.

-Erza Scarlet (Fairy Tail)

((So many amazing Fairy Tail Quotes that I am in love with but I picked these few out of all of them :P))

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A B O U T M Y S E L F . :D

1. Name: Ana

2. Nickname: Anabanana! Among my Hispanic family, I'm Anita :P

4. Male or Female: Female, I believe...

5. Preschool: I... I peed myself a lot o_o Shhhh...

6. Elementary school: Nothing special but 5th grade will always be my favorite year! It was fun!

7. High school: I'm in 9th grade and so far... SOOO MUCH DRAMAAAA!

8. Hair color: Legit black!!!

9. Tall or short: Medium? Don't know the exact inches to be tall or short :P.

12. Phone or Camera: Phone!

13. Health Freak: HAHAHAHAHA no...

14. Orange or apple: Orange and apple but not the physical fruit. Just the juice.

15. Do you have a crush on someone: Pfft, my crush has always been on Video Games and cookies. Ain't nobody got time for that!

16. Eat or Drink: Both since I need both to live.

17. Piercings: Two piercing on each of my ears

18. Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi!

hAVE yOU eVER ??

19. Been in an airplane: Nope :( I wanna fly!

20. Been in a relationship: Nope, wanna wait for that special person and focus on having fun before dealing with heart breaks, thank you.

21. Been in a car accident: Yes, when I was a baby, but gladly I wasn't hurt.

22. Been in a fist fight: No, and I hope I never will.

23. First Piercing: When I was small and in my sleep. My mom successfully did it like a ninja!

24. First Best Friend: Uh... I probably had like a billion when I was little cause I would usually call people my best friend once they gave me a cookie.

25. First Award: Beauty Pageant when I was little xD I didn't win but I got an award for attending :D. And now I am in my room... eating oreos and playing Video Games...

26. First Crush: Once upon a time, there was a little girl who arrived at Summer Camp and saw a kid that was a year younger then her. Sadly, the boy already had a girlfriend but the girl never confessed her feelings or did anything about it through out the whole Summer Camp and never saw him again... The End!

27. First word: Meow?

29. Last friend you talked to in person: My best friend ;3

30. Last friend you texted: My best friend :D

31. Last friend you watched a movie with: My mom and we watched Epic. It was alright.

32. Last food I ate: Chinese food, SAANNN!

33. Last movie you watched: Epic!

34. Last song you listened to: I Want To Hold Your Hand by The Beatles only it was covers I was listening to.

35. Last thing you bought: Tickets for the movie Epic!

36. Last person(thing) you hugged: My brother!

fave:

37. Food: Cheese Pizza, Chinese food, Grilled Cheese, Mac & Cheese

38. Drinks: Water, Pepsi, Orange juice, Lemonade

39. Bottoms: Skinny jeans and rarely Capris. Not a big fan of short shorts or skirts.

40. Flower: Dandelions. Cause lions is in their names and I like lions :3

41. Animal: Lions, Penguins, and Dragons. I don't believe dogs or cats should count cause they are common answers and when they say dogs or cats, they mean the friendly pet types that aren't aggressive :P.

42. Colors: All of them! Top on list is yellow, purple, and blue.

43. Movie: Um, I'm too lazy to list them all soooooo...

44. Subjects: Lunch

HAVE YOU EVER ... ?

45. Fallen in love with someone: Uh... with celebrities but I'm too young to actually fall in love with someone xD

46. Celebrated Halloween: Yes, I loved Halloween. Use to go at school, around the neighborhood, even at the mall once. Sometimes with my friends, others with my mom.

47. Had your heart broken: When it comes to friends. If talking about relationships, I never had one, soooo. xD

48. Went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone: I have unlimited texts but if I had, I would go over it everyday.

49. Wanted to smack someone upside the head: Sooooo manyyy timeeessssss

51. Eaten a whole standard sized pizza: Heck yeah!

52. Tried to do something, but couldn't succeed: May sound sad but quite a bit of stuff o.o

53. Did something I regret: We all do, lol

54. Broke a promise: Maybe once but right now I don't remember any major or minor ones.

55. Hid a secret: Yessss

56. Pretended to be happy: Sometimes

57. Met someone who changed your life: Not really! I have met some people that made me change my way of thinking about something but nothing like my life.

58. Pretended to be sick: Yeah for school lol! I'm such a rebel!

59. Left the country: No :( I would love to go to New York, Brazil, London, Japan, France, Italy... yeah, basically the whole world xD

60. Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it: Salad lol, now I love eating it as a side dish with other meals.

61. Cried over the silliest thing: I have cause I can be a pretty sensitive person about somethings.

62. Ran 5 miles: Yes! My legs were sore for three days cause I'm not use to doing that type of stuff! Stupid Physical Education...

63. Went to the beach with your best friends: Mmmhmmmm!

64. Got into an argument with your friends: Of course! It wouldn't be a healthy friendship if we wouldn't! It's just like couples and besides, we always make up!

65. Hated someone: It's rare for me to actually hate someone cause I can have patience with lots of people but I have a few times and when I do it's a good reason for why I do. I'm not the jealous type at all and I like to think in my mind that if they didn't deserve something, their time will come one day :D

66. Stayed single for a whole year: Ever since I was born! :D Woot woot!

CURRENTLY:

67. Eating: Oreossss!

68. Drinking: Waterrrrrr

69. Listening to: Some soundtrack for a Video Game.

70. Thinking about: Plans for what to do in my Fairy Tail story!

71. Plans for today: Sleeping after this... x.x It's 11:09 pm here.

72. Waiting for: My bed x3

-- Y O U R - F U T U R E: --

73. Want kids: A girl and a boy but I am kinda getting back and forth on either adopting or labor ever since I saw a video at school o.o

74. Want to get married: Maybe, if my boyfriend wants. I don't believe in papers and an expensive ring to signify my love for someone :)

75. Careers in mind: Something in animation. Like Cartoon or Video Game Industry (If Cartoons even have it's own industry o.o)

WHICH IS BETTER IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?:

76. Lips or eyes?: Well, I'm mostly gonna be using their lips but I'm also gonna be looking into their eyes while talking...

77. Shorter or taller?: Taller! It doesn't matter how tall as long as it's noticeable.

78. Romantic or spontaneous?: Both! I love dat spontaneous romance ;)

79. Nice stomach or nice arms?: Hmm, that's hard...

81. Hook-up or relationship?: Relationship, duh.

82. Looks or personality?: Little bit of both. Not asking prince at all!

HaVe YoU eVeR :

83. Lost glasses/contacts: Nope. I don't wear contacts and I use glasses only to see long distance.

84. Snuck out of a house: Nooo!

85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: Nuh uh, and hopefully never to come to that.

86. Kissed someone before: ;3 Taylor Lautner... but don't tell my friends!

87. Broken someone's heart: Yes :(

88. Been in love: The time shall come :D

89. Cried when someone died: Of course :(

DO YOU BELIEVE IN ?

90. Yourself: Yeahhhhh!

91. Miracles: Yes :3

92. Love at first sight: Meh... Love at first sight can mean sight for beauty from the outside.

93. Heaven: Yeshhh :3

94. Santa Clause: Why are you asking that?! Of course he's real!!!!!

TRUTHFULLY ?!!! :

97. Is there one person you want to be with right now?: Wendy from Fairy Tail! I feel like I would get along with her :)

98. Do you know who your real friends are?: Yeah I do!

99. Do you believe in God?: Yesh!

100. Would you change something in your life?: I would never want to change anything in my life! My friends, family, myself, and everything is absolutely perfect and wouldn't want it any other way. :)

Your Guy Side

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
Its hilarious when people get hurt
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an XBox
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 9! And I'm putting 10 just for personal one, I love video games!!!!!

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile alot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Total: 11, looks like I'm a bit of boy and a bit more as a girl, I am totally fine with that!

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Anaizzle, xD My whole name is just three letters xD

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal): Yellow Horse, Oh my, That sounds like some kind of disease!

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Cruanace o.o The fudge?

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Sunkist, technically Sunkist is orange but whatever.

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Nurtl...?

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mothers middle name): My mom doesn't have a middle name Dx

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Chole o.o

Stupid Test

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out.

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails .

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it.

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking.

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking.

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head .

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself.

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand.

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull v10.

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion.

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else.

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave.

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair.

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble.

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it.

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard.

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name.

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot.

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it.

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door.

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else.

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it.

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke.

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer.

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan.

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk.

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock.

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it.

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside.

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else.

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property.

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc. on purpose even though you knew it was hot.

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on.

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in.

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard.

39. Walked into a pole.

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident.

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house.

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on.

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small.

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it.

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up.

48. Have poked yourself in the eye.

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair.

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test.

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil.

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were.

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on.

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it.

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny.

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice-versa.

62. Said funer, then had someone make fun of you for it.

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence.

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person.

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side.

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions.

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong.

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it.

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught.

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face.

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb.

73. Ran into a door jam.

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid.

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it.

76. Have purposely licked playground sand.

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band. And a ponytail holder.

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't.

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people . Every time there's a party with my friends.

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out.

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again.

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about.

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird.

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people.

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria.

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil.

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them.

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper.

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours.

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story.

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs.

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before.

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

So did i pass or fail? I so passed ;D

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I hang out with gays so I MUST be gay
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED