Hi anonymous people. Should I know the reason why you guys are secretly looking at my profile? I probably shouldn't. As you might know, I have discontinued ALL of my past stories. I lost my will to produce any more 'chapies' of the stories as I don't have the time. BUT, I am going to write many more stories here on out! The stories include Pokemon, Vocaloid, Shugo Chara! , Pandora Hearts, Soul Eater, Disgaea and many, many, more! If you have any requests please do PM me and I'll try my very best to live up to your expectations.

Brief Description on Le Me:

Name on FF: HeadMageMai (Formerly known as ShugoPoke13)

REAL name: Maika Kuroko (Yes, believe it or not), but please call me 'Alice'.

Age: Hmm hmm... guess it you stalkers!

Sex: Female, duh.

Country: Asian as you can see.

Town: Why would I tell you?

Nickname: Mai. And Alice. And Ika. And many others.

Weight: Think of a pretty slim female.

Height: 5ft 6 inchs I guess...?

Hobbies: Writing stories, playing the computer and what I do best : Drawing manga!

Fav. Shows/Manga/Games: (Not in order. I repeat, NOT in order!) Vocaloid (if you count it), Shakugan no Shana (SoS), Pandora Hearts, HunterxHunter, Naruto, Bleach, Dragon Crisis! , Shugo Chara! , Magico, Nisekoi, Hiyokoi, Koko ni Iru Yo! , Disgaea (1, 2, 3, and 4!) and MANY MORE!

Fav. Characters of All Time:

Dawn, Paul, May, Ash, Misty, Gary, Leaf, Drew, Killua, Hisoka, Machi, Shana, Yuji Sakai, Miku Hatsune, Mikuo Hatsune, Luka Megurine, Aoki Lapis, Fuka, Valvatorez, Flonne, Laharl, Adell, Rozalin, Rose, Alice (Whoohoo for the Bloody Rabbit! XD), Oz, Sharon, Break, Shion and Emma. OFFICIAL.

Fav. Pairings of All Time:

Ikarishipping, Oldrivalshipping, Contestshipping, Pokeshipping, OzxAlice, SharonxBreak, ShionxEmma, FlonnexLaharl, KilluaxFern (OC by another author whose stories I absolutely LOVE) AND MikuxMikuo.

Stories I'm working on:

1) Pokemon Chronicles : Revenge Cycle

Full summary: Revenge. That was all that kept her going, not counting her elder sister of course. She awaits the fateful day when she'll find the people who murdered her parents and brother... to get her revenge. Sounds easy? Think again, easier said than done. In the vast world of Pokemon, how will she find the people who murdered them? Join Lyfa Cascade on her road to revenge and becoming the top trainer. Warning: Contains OCs and slight shippings later on in the story. OC submissions welcomed in reviews or through PM.

Status: Ongoing

Rating: T

Chapters done: 1-3

Preview of chapter 4:

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"Oh it's you... what was your name again?"

"You never seem to remember my name, don't you Lyfa?"

"I suppose so,"

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I ignored the presence of my companions and instead walked onward.

"Oh great, the ice princess is back again!" Kurogasa wailed, shaking his head. I rolled my eyes at his behaviour, still walking.

"No!" Rein cried, horror written all over her face, "I want the nice and happy Lyfa back!"

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"Oh Arceus."

"What is it now?!" I finally snapped, growling.

"I think you stepped on some dung Lyfa,"

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EDIT : Chapter 4 will be most probably posted on 20/6/2012!

2) Walking on a Legend

Full summary: Lyfa returns with an unexpected new companion, this time journeying in Sinnoh. Lyfa has lost her memories of her past adventure with Rein and the others (My other story; Pokemon Chronicles : Revenge Cycle) and thus moved to Sinnoh under the advice of her sister, Cherie.Whilst trying to remember her memories, she accidentally unfolds through a journey, meeting yet again new friends, rivals... and Pokemon she would only have dreamt of meeting. Will she ever unlock the mystery awaiting her? Can she ever regain her memories? What will happen to her old friends now? WARNING: Contains slight spoilers to my other story and Pokemon altogether.

Status: Undergoing contemplation on when to publish it.

Rating: T

Chapters done: 1 (not published)

Preview of chapter 1:

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Their creator, the Alpha Pokemon, just watched the two Pokemon brawl with each other, unamused. This was the typical behaviours of its creations.

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"Geez, do I always have to remind you?"

"Eh... maybe!"

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The brunette turned on her heels, a radiant smile plastered on her cheeks. Lyfa sighed at her upbeat attitude.

"You're not going to drag me down, will you?" Lyfa asked the weird girl who was now spinning madly.

"Why would I? After all, I'll be in your care from now on, so I'll try not to make a mess of everything!"

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EDIT: I might post this after getting more than 50 reviews and past chapter 10 on Pokemon Chronicles : Revenge Cycle!

Copy and Paste and Fill Out (No Cheating)

Favorites:

Anime: Pandora Hearts and Pokemon.

Anime Couple: Ikarishipping and OzxAlice (SO CUTE!)

Video Game: Disgaea (2, 3, 4), Pokemon Black and White.

Video Game Couple: FlonnexLaharl (gonna faint from cuteness)

Fanfiction Genre: Supernatural, Romance, Adventure, Humor and Drama.

Word: Thanks.

Number: 7

Food: Spaghetti and Chicken Katsu Udon (= Japanese noodles with chicken with yummy soup!).

Color: Sea Blue and Cyan which is coincidentally one of my friend's name.

Hates:

Anime: Wolf Rain and Itazura na Kiss ( no offence!)

Anime Couple: Don't really have one at the moment...

Video Game: 'All games are to be loved!' - by me ;p

Video Game Couple: None!

Fanfiction Genre: Horror and Hurt/Comfort.

Word: Boogie. (Don't ask)

Number: 100

Food: Chicken Essence. (Like, eww!)

Color: Very light green.

Scoring:

If any of your video game and anime couples in your favorite list are from an anime or video game on your favorite list 1.

If you subract your hated number from your favorite number and the answer is negative -1.

If your favorite color is a bright color and your least favorite is a dark color, or vice versa, flip a coin. If heads 1. If tails -1.

Ranking:

Positive: total>1: Your life will lead to sucess. However: laziness and selfishness will drop your rank down to Neutral.

Neutral: total=0: Your life will neither lead to success nor failure. You decide.

Negative: total

Name 12 characters from any fandom and answer the following questions.

1.Dawn

2.Paul

3.Shana

4.Yuji

5. May

6. Miku

7. Drew

8. Valvatorez

9.Luka

10.Mikuo

11.Flonne

12. Laharl

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

(Miku and Flonne) *Chokes* HELL NO! AND OF COURSE I WOULDN'T! My theory : Yuri = FAIL.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Yuji) I honestly think he is hot, but only slightly.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Laharl and Valvatorez) Men cannot get preganant!!! ...But they're demons s-so they can?! I DON'T WANT TO KNOWWWWW!!!!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

(Luka) Tons!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

(Paul and Miku) Let me think... a non-talkative with a voice synthesizer? No, no they wouldn't!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

(May/Luka or May/Mikuo) May and Mikuo. I definitely don't want to see YURI!!!!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

(Drew walks in on Paul and Laharl) Hell ensues.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

(Shana and Mikuo) Summary: Shana get a voice synthesizer as her older brother? Turns out he's a Flame Haze too, and he's searching for his true love Miku. Shana decides to help him if he helps her get her beloved Mystes : Yuji. (Genre: Family/Drama ;) )

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

(Dawn and Valvatorez) NO FREAKIN' WAY!!!!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

(Drew and Laharl) Junkyard Demons (C'mon people you know you wanna 'lol' at the title!)

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

(Yuji and Dawn) Even though this is NEVER gonna happen, I would use an estranged kind of plot.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hentai?

(Shana) I don't think so...!!!

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

(Flonne) Maybe.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

(Paul, Yuji and May) Hmm hmm... who knows? >

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

(Mikuo) "I LOVE MUSIC!" *shot* "SINGING ROCKS!" *bomb explodes* "IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE!" *nuclear bomb blows up* "Hi I'm Mikuo." *world cracks into half*

16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

(Valvatorez) Daiben by Vocaloid.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Dawn, Miku and Laharl) Don't let the chaos get stuck in your head.

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

(Mikuo and Paul) ...?! Let's see... "Hey... stone-faced, care to go for a... facial treatment?" ROFL.

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

(May) Today, since I read about her almost everyday.

20. What is Six's super secret kink?

(Miku) Hmm I don't know?

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

(Flonne and Luka) This will remain unanswered. =.=

22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

(Shana and Drew) WHO CARES?!

23. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

“(Dawn) and (Drew) are in a happy relationship until (Luka) runs off with ( Yuji). (Dawn), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (Flonne) and a brief unhappy affair with ( Laharl), then follows the wise advice of (May) and finds true love with (Shana).”

WHY THE F* WOULD DAWN FEEL BROKENHEARTED IF LUKA RUNS OFF WITH YUJI?! HECK, WHY SHOULD SHE EVEN BE DATING DREW?! MAY ISN'T ALL THAT WISE EITHER, AND FINDING TRUE LOVE WITH SHANA WOULD JUST BE INSANE!!!!!

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE ANIME:

1.Alice

2.Oz

3.Break

4.Sharon

5.Gilbert (Raven)

6.Ada

7.Lacie

8.Jack

9.Vincent

10.Charlotte (Lottie)

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
(Alice) Give her some meet and lock her up with Oz so I can catch up with some sleep to fight Chains the next day.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
(Break) Glare and falcon-punch him out of the doorway. That clown likes to pop-up and dissappear anywhere and everywhere!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
(Sharon and Vincent) I obviously tell Break about this and hell ensues between Break and Vincent as Vincent almost killed Sharon once.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

(Gil) "Thanks Gil!" I smile and he returns it politely. He is a servant after all.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
(Ada) Aww how cute of her! Ada definitely is the cutest Vessalius!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
(Lacie) I gasp in shock. "Does that mean I'm the Will of the Abyss...? THAT WOULD BE THE BEST!!! ALICE, HERE I COME TWIN SISTER!!!"

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
(Jack) I laugh cynically (as I turn out to really be the Will of the Abyss).

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
(Vincent) Instant kill. I've hated Vincent with every molecule of my soul and always will for the rest of my life. VIIIIINNNNCCCEEEENNNTTTT!!! (WOTA mode)

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
(Lottie) Don't care.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
(Alice) Help me of course. My dear sister wouldn't leave me alone, would she? *omnimous giggle*

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
(Oz) Nothing. I get my Chains to help me.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
(Break) A new set of swords.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

(Sharon) Extinguish it with Eques of course.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
(Gil) Try to support me.

You're about to marry number 1. What's 10's reaction:

(Alice, Lottie) “I never knew you were like that Alice-chan." Lottie says not really shocked. Alice sticks her tongue out saying, "Baaaka. How can I marry my sister?" I nod, agreeing.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
(Lacie) Mother would consult me.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
(Vincent) Kill one of my Chains, thus making my hatred go on max level and make me really hyper (with rage).

You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?

(Lottie) Hit me hard.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
(Alice) She steals everything from me. I envy her. Jack... Oz... Cheshireeeee!!!! (WOTA mode)

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 8.

(Oz and Jack) I sigh. "Trust me it won't work out, kid!"

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
(Break) Definitely not. Everyone knows I'll kill them straight away.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

(Gil and Ada) Definitely!

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
(Ada) Ada isn't one to break hearts!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
(Lacie) Mother definitely likes my new hairstyle. She's smiling so cynically, like me!

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
(Jack) "Baka Jack, you already have mother."

Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
(Alice) "Meh, this is another blackmail!” I groan and angrily punch the screen of my computer as my Chains laugh.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
(Lottie and Alice) That's just a hallucination.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
(Break and Sharon) Ohoho! This is some interesting developement!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

(Alice and Ada) No. ZETAI IYADA!!!

Would 2 trust 5?

(Oz and Gil) Yes, they are always the best combo of master and servant.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
(Sharon and Lottie) A vein pops in Lottie's head but she stays quiet.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
(Alice and Gil) Both will pick something to do with Chains. Maybe.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
(Ada and Break) A combo of Seafood and stew...?

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
(Lacie and Vincent) Food critic...

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

(Jack and Gil) Perfectly fine.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
(Vincent and Ada) Ada would be slightly embarassed I guess.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
(Vincent and Lottie) About something to do with killing.

1 accidentally kicked 10?
(Alice and Lottie) They would brawl.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
(Oz and Vincent) Mark it as spam.

5 and 6 did a workout together?
(Gil and Ada) It would get hot in there in many ways lol!

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

(Ada) Not possible. Ada is still the cutest girl ever!

7 won the lottery?
(Lacie) I would congratulate mother.

8 had quite a big secret?
(Jack) Blackmail him into spilling the beans.

9 became a singer?

(Vincent) ...Awkward.

10 got a daughter?

(Lottie) I would guess that it definitely belongs to Vincent.

What would 1 think of 2?
(Alice and Oz) I feel weird when I'm near him. I love Oz I think? But is it the same as my love for meat? This manservant is so troublesome!

How would 3 greet 9?

(Break and Vincent) Fighting ensues.

What would 4 envy about 5?

(Sharon and Gil) That Gil gets an awfully powerful Chain... maybe?

What dream would 5 have about 6?

(Gil and Ada) ... wet dream ... >/////////

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

(Ada and Lacie) They both have long hair.

What would make 7 angry at 8?
(Lacie and Jack) If Jack repeats that he is never of use to Lacie at all.

Where would 8 meet 9?
(Jack and Vincent) In a small cafe near the Nightray home.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
(Vincent and Lottie) That he actually dreams of whipping her (SADIST ALERT).

What would make 10 scared of 1?
(Lottie and Alice) Nothing, really. Except if Lottie has some meat in her hands.

Is 3 Gay?
(Break) Yes!... OF COURSE NOT YOU IDIOTS!

How do you feel now?

I would say... I feel lazy to type. And I feel like being a sadist/masochist.

there were 3 girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die! ):(

(BTW, that scared the heck out'ta me!)

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your Kindness will be rewarded.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Maika

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Maiizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): White Rabbit

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Kuroko Hiroshima

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Okomaney

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Blue Water

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aroowco

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Raikingo

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Spark

Umm... wierd, but nice!!! -''

Ninja Names!: Ever wonder what your ninja name really is? Well, with the help of ME, you can find out.

A- ka * B- zu * C- mi * D- te * E- ku * F- lu * G- ji * H- ri * I- ki * J-zu * K- me * L- ta * M- rin * N- to * O-mo * P- no * Q- ke * R- shi *S- ari * T-chi * U- do * V- ru * W-mei * X- na * Y- fu * Z- zi

My ninja name is Rinkaki Medoshimomemo (INSANE LONNNNNGGGGG). My nickname ninja name is Kataki Miku. Aki for short. Steps: 1. Seperate your name into 2 syllables [If your name has 3 syllables, separate the 1st letter with the other 2 letters. 2. Find your ninja name! *If you are satisfied, post this and your Ninja Name on your profile.*

[url]http://www.mindistortion.tv/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=ikarishiping13OK[/url]

DO NOT PRESS THE LINK UP HERE!!! REALLY, DON'T!!!! CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT PEOPLE! DON'T CLICK IT!!!!! BUT, I dare you too... are you brave enough though?

10 things I can say about myself:

1) Bubbly.

2) Competitive.

3) ...SOMETIMES annoying...

4) Emotional.

5) Drama Queen only when I'm at home.

6) Likes Comedy!

7) Happy-Go-Lucky.

8) Cleanaholic...

9) Too smiley...

10) Kind!

Favourite quotes:

"Whats yours is mine and whats mine is mine,"-by anonymous.

"I survived, Swine 08, Influenza AH1N1 10, Doomsday 2012? BRING IT ONNNN!"- by anonymous.

"Be careful what you wish for..." - by anonymous.

IMPORTANT:

1) This space is clearly used to summarize my absence over the past, what? Four years? And also for important notices that need to be noticed.

2) All my stories that were created before 2012 are on hiatus as my will to continue them has faltered.

3) New stories WILL be made but only starting July 2012. (EDIT: STORIES HAVE STARTED BEING POSTED AS OF 5/6/2012! CHECK 'EM OUT NOWWWW!)

4) OC fics are my specialty, but I'm going to try doing some based on the real characters only.

5) Collaboration fics with me are officially open so if you need a partner just feel free to PM me.

6) My abandoned stories will maybe be deleted sometime soon. If any of you authors would be so kind as to claim them, then I won't have to endure the pain of deleting my long-forgotten-yet-precious stories. PM me if interested.

7) Thank you so very much for reading this section and being patient with this profile-read. I hope to live up to my old reviewers expectations yet again and continue to do well by writing many different kind of stories for all you lovely reader/reviewers out there! Mai is rising from the ground yet again!