the Klabautermann
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since: 03-26-10, id: 2303198, Profile Updated: 02-13-12
Author has written 4 stories for Despicable Me, Looking for Group, and My Little Pony.

Indeed...

"What kind of God... CAN'T SAVE A SINGLE DAMN THING?!" ~Luffy

I am a girl. That for the starters. Don't get confused by the user name. I'm saying because many people DO get confused. :D

I freakin' love writing. My problem is, my inspiration comes and goes. Odd. And kind of sad. :\

I am a true fangirl of very few things. One of them is Steven Urkel. If that surprises you, my taste is (sadly :c ) stopping me from fangirling over anything too normal or socially acceptable - like Johnny Depp for example. And boy, do I love that guy. But it did not last, sorry Johnny.XD

What do I like? Boy, I could write a book. There is hardly any genre of film, literature, music or game or anything that genuinely repulses me. Unless it is something that is way too repulsive in general, or twisted to the point even people with strong(er) stomach like me get the urge to throw up. That's right, I'm talking about trolling stuff. Those that have you gagging as their goal. Not cool. :\


1. Learning ABCs Adorable, Bothersome, Chaotic » reviews
Discord is released from his stone prison for a chance for redemption, but is watched by Twilight Sparkle who wishes to learn more of his powers and himself. Through everyday antics she starts seeing more in the draconequues than meets the eye.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,262 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 7-18-12 - Published: 3-15-12 - Twilight Sparkle & Discord - Complete
2. Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh! » reviews
Sequel to "Hey hey, you you". The group is back with crazy adventures, including the curse of fanservice, Internet legends, silly references and more to come! Trying its best to remain canon, set before comic got serious. Contains slight Benny x Cale
Looking for Group - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,737 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-14-12 - Published: 1-22-12
3. Despicable We » reviews
Gru very suddenly decides to quit villainy. Girls are happy about the news, but soon after, a most despicable personality starts coming out form Gru. What has happened? And why did he quit villainy in first place?
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,786 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 2-12-12 - Published: 8-5-10
4. Hey hey, you you, I want to be your girlfriend! » reviews
Somewhat cracky fanfic about two lovebirds that were -not- meant to be. Richard and Cale fluff. This parody is written purely for the laughs, but the actual shipper might enjoy it. ;D
Looking for Group - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-19-11 - Published: 9-3-11 - Complete