Okay, hi everyone. So you're probably on my profile because you read one of my stories and thought, "Who is this author? Their story sucks a lot! It's so horrible! Waste of my time! Even bigger waste of time than watching Justin Beiber videos!" (Heheh. Just thought I'd add that in as a reference. I don't hate or like him. I guess his music's not that bad. No wonder why lots of little girls sing along and sound pretty close. Joking!)

So, sorry my writing sucks a lot. I not only have a fanfiction but also a deviantART. Stop nagging me to do more work. All I do is sit in my room, writing and drawing. And play games. Ahem.

Anyways, about me. Well, I guess I like writing and drawing and reading. And my favorite thing to read/write/draw about are ANIMALS!!!! Yah! I love animals(excluding insects and spiders so I can't say I love all animals...) and if you read all my stories or look at my pics, then you can tell that because in all of them there's some kind of animal.

Fanfiction

My fanfiction goal? To write the most Ryuki short stories. I seriously love those two although I don't approve of the way people always write about them doing...stuff. When I write about them, I'm using my innocent mind. My innocent, but violent mind, that is. :)

I do find this kinda weird. Can you believe that I started writing Digimon fanfictions by reading other fanfictions? My friend told me about Digimon and Ryuki so I just started reading the fanfictions a few years ago. I didn't check Wikipedia for the characters' info, I haven't watched a single episode of Digimon, nothing. Later on, I googled up their pictures, then Wikipedia their info. Recently, like June 1 recently, I started watching the Digimon Tamer series. It is awesome! I got to see some of the stuff mentioned. Guilmon's hideout. Takato's bakery. Rika's huge house. Suzie dressing up Terriermon. But when I finish watching the 51 episode, and also the last in the third series, I don't think I'll watch the other seasons.

What Am I working At...

I'm working at getting a dog. Been wanting one all my life. Wishing on birthday candles, writing to Santa(so? I still believe in the fat guy even though he didn't get me good gifts and he rejected my cookies-i didn't put poison in them. I think...), the whole nine yards. To prove myself, I have to get straight A's and help out at home for six whole months, until my birthday, and my parents might let me get a dog. I'm gonna have to pick a small dog that doesn't shed a lot or bark...

But there's been a change of plan. A dog is a definate NO no matter what so I'm aiming for a guinea pig! Horray? Yeah. One of my teachers had one as a class pet (actually one, then another then the second died so he got another. The second was my favorite but then the third was okay. She only liked me. :) squealed, and actually squealing as if tortured not just talkative squeal, when other people held her and acted as if they were pulling her fur out...big crybaby.) So yeah. A guinea pig is sort of like a dog. Furry. Sweet. Warm. Awesome!

So yeah. I would like a guinea pig for Christmas, my birthday is just too soon and plus I have a rabbit they found in the garden in February. Rabbits are cool and everything but Tapioca nips. He scratches me so I look emo. He kicks his toys around to make a mess. And you don't even want to know about the places he peed in. Or on. But he's really people friendly, curious, and loves going out on walks on his harness. For those of you who think that a rabbit on a leash is bad ownership, it's not for Tapi. He loves loves loves it. Usually, when I hold him, he'll start to struggle. When I try to clip his nails, he struggles. When I try to check his teeth, guess what he does. But when I hold him to put on his harness, he stays calm until I'm done then he wants to go go go! He knows how to walk on a leash too. I haven't trained him to walk like a dog but it's close. When he runs, I run along until he goes to someplace he's not suppose to. Then I slow down, the leash goes taunt and feeling the pressure, he slows down then stops. Smart rabbit! I think he's part Rhinelander because he's white with light brown dots and brownish-blacking ears. But he's a bit smaller than the medium sized Rhinelander-he's only four pounds. He's really well behaved. Friendly, 95% litter box trained, and knows his name but pretends he doesn't if I try calling him to me. Would describe him in greater detail but you don't wanna hear about some random person's rabbit.

And back to the guinea pigs. I would prefer a black one, no rosettes and not a long haired one or a teddy, because I like black, it's sneaky, and so I can name him Charcoal and say I got Charcoal for Christmas. (Yes, it's a joke in one of my fanfics. Read Rika's War.)

I use to have parakeets. I first got a blue one and named him Pete, got another-green the next day since Pete looks lonely and named him Beautiful, Beautiful flew away after my bro hit the cage with his football, got two others, a replacement green, Beautiful II, and a white, Snowflake, everything okay okay until years later, Beautiful II escaped, Pete died, and Snowflake...Snowflake's my favorite because he's the only one who would stay on my finger for a long time and he always came back to his cage if he was in a one yard radius. Sadly, he recently passed away. June 6th. Had a funeral and buried him next to Pete. Ironically, I placed him in an 'Angel Food Cake' box...my little angel bird...I cried over him at school. It was embarrassing but I have such good friends. They cheered me up and said their boy problems weren't as bad as my pets dieing.

I also have two red eared sliders turtles, Dribble and Dunk. The Dribble part was from Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing and the Dunk is just another basketball term and also has to do with water!

I use to have lots of fish, goldfish mostly, but they all died after a few days. Some made it to the week or to a few months but that's it. My last one was Nemo, a neon tetra. He lasted two years. Didn't do much but I felt sadder over his death over Pete's death. I'm not going to buy any more fish no matter how tempting it is. The turtles and the fish were the only pets allowed to stay in my room. The furred and feathers cannot go because they might have fleas, according to my parents. So yeah. Dribble and Dunk are keeping me company. And always begging me for food.

Hmm, I'm also working on drawing a lot of pictures for my Deviantart and writing more stories for my Fanfiction. _ Plus, I would like to train Tapioca to go through a rabbit sized dog agility course. And I would like to learn how to ride my skateboard, gotta learn that. I mean, why else would I have one? And let's see...I'm also working on writing with my left hand so in case I cripple my right or want to play a trick on someone, I can.

What am I like...

Okay, now about me as a person. I'm a girl but a tomboy since I grew up wearing my brother's hand me downs and playing with him. That's why I sometimes say that I'm a guy on my accounts. But I'm not. Although most of the girls my age are obsessed in wearing make up, wearing dresses, and smelling sweet to attract the guys, it freaks me out. Looks like a truck drove over half their faces and they smell so overpowering sweet, I'd rather sit next to a manure pile. But the guys? Although they seem to have brains smaller than a chimp's, they're cool enough, I guess. A bit sick minded though. 'A bit' is an understatement, maybe the understatement of the year.

I'm also rebellious about getting into a relationship, online or in real life. Sorry, but I'm trying to get a dog, not a dude, to be my companion in my high school years. You wanna flirt, and the first thing you message me is a really perverted message, I'll most likely scold you like a mom. It's just like that. But if you wanna be friends, okay.

But you probably don't want me to be too much a friend. At school, I'm always telling the guys to stop cussing because it rubs off on me and if I let a bad word loose on accident in my house, I will definately never get a guinea pig.

And I like dogs so much, I sometimes act like one. Running around on four paws, rolling on grass because it feels so great, eating dog treats, guarding my territory, barking (I can mimick a lot of sounds, mostly animal sounds. I have tried car sounds. It's fun freaking people out when they come close to our family car...) and growling, licking people's hand not out of affection but to see them cring, ect...I guess I'm more of a wild dog and I only listen to some people (two actually. My best friend and this other person who's not even a close close friend but she's cool. Sadly, we don't go to school anymore...still have my best friend though!)

I told one of my friends that I was a homo sapien to confuse him. He got it after a long moment of thinking-I heard his rusty brain rumble to process that. Or maybe it was my stomach because it was lunch time- and said I shouldn't count as a human. So I told him I was a Canis familiaris and he got it faster than the homo sapien thing.

I hate physical contact. Hugging, handshakes, high five, fist bumps, shoulder pats...I don't do. And people seem to think that since I'm a dog, I like having my head patted. I don't. So grrr.

I also can make weird girls laugh. (One of my readers told me to add that. XD Don't worry, you're not weird. I'm the weird one, running around like a dog.)

What I like...

I like build a bear workshop. A lot! and I like moshi monsters. If you send me the code for a membership, even a one day membership, i will be forever grateful and write you a story and send 'thank you thank you thank you!' x a billion to you in a message. Why? Because I want to go to the seed store and buy some apple and daisy seeds to get White Fang and McNulty. (I know the combo.)

Oh before I forget, here's some things to my readers:

If you send me a request to write another story, I guess I could do another one. So send requests and I'll most likely do them...eventually.

Moshi Monster Readers

And to those who read my moshi monster story about Fangs, if you want to add me on the game, my username is the same as my fanfiction pen name. fangs211. I try not to have too many different usernames for all my games and accounts because I know I'm going to forget. And that also makes me prone to someone hacking into multiple accounts. But yeah. Oh, also, when you try to have me as a friend, type a message like 'hi, read your fanfiction story' or else I won't accept because I don't friend complete random strangers who would clog up my friend tree and make it impossible for me to find my school friends' monsters. I have a few strangers though, no worries.

To my readers...

I know some of you are expecting me to write another story to compliment the others but I'm busy and I'm trying to handle a lot of stuff. Homework. Drawing. Writing. Guinea pig...(smiles) Sleep! Might take a while for me to reply or for me to write out another story but don't worry. If you PM me, I'll definately reply. Sooner or later...

Facebook

And if you like cats, food and humor, add 'I'm a cat who's secretly a ninga: The Fat Cat Chat' on facebook. It's my friend's thing and she wants me to tell all of you about it...crazy cat...