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since: 03-28-10, id: 2305525, Profile Updated: 01-08-13
country: USA
Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and South Park.


I'm gonna keep this short and sweet.

I love punk/alternative/rock/indie/electronica music the most.

My favorite band include Falling in Reverse, Mindless Self Indulgence, Black Veil Brides, Of Montreal, The Unicorns, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, Skinny Puppy, Breathe Caroline, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Say Anything, Marianas Trench, and many more you probably don't care for. These bands are usually the ones who inspire my writings, so check them out if you like my stories.

Shows I enjoy are Tosh.0, South Park, Daily Show With Jon, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Family Guy, and too much anime to list.

My guilty pleasure is, I admit, YAOI. Yes, I mean YAOI, not Shonen Ai. I'm into hardcore stuff. Don't tell anyone.

I admit to reading too much yaoi on the internet and having nosebleeds at random times.

I'm the type of girl who slashes every single male cartoon/human/anime character together.

I'm currently going through a South-Park-Slasher phase and do not plan on updating any other non-South Park stories. Sorry. :D

I don't really draw art, but here's my DeviantArt.

DeviantArt account: myckymaple.deviantart.com

Favorite Parings: GaryxTimmy (FOP), RemyxTimmy (FOP), Anti-CosmoxTimmy (FOP), Anti-CosmoxCosmo (FOP), TweekxCraig (SP), ButtersxBradley (SP), ButtersxKenny (SP), CartmanxButters (SP), StanxButters (SP), KylexButters (SP), TweekxPip (SP), PipxDamien (SP), PipxButters (SP), TweekxChristophe (SP), KylexGregory (SP), Red GothxCurly Goth (SP), Red GothxVampir (SP), DaffyxBugs (LT), TomxJerry (T&J), CouragexKat (CTCD), CanadaxAnyone/Everyone (HAP), etc.


I'm pretty sure I like a lot of other pairings, but there are too many too actually have the patience to type out.

Just so you know though, I like Het pairings too. Like GwenxDuncan (TDI), KukixWally (KND), KorrraxTahno (LOK), ZukoxKitara (A:TLA), etc. I just don't want you guys to think I'm some creep who's only purpose in life is to enjoy male-on-male action... cuz' I'm not... yup...

Thank you and enjoy.



1. Alive With the Glory of Love
Our world had been crushed and burned to ashes amidst this merciless war that has already killed millions and captured the remaining. We only have each other to depend on in this barbaric reality, and we can only hope that's enough to keep us alive with our sanity in check. post-WW2 StanxKyle EricxButters
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Published: 1-8-13 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
2. I'll Still Love a Conformist You reviews
I don't miss him. He has his faggy little Emo boyfriend now, he doesn't even need me anymore. So fuck all these conformist feelings, I'll ignore them. eventual EvanxDylan Curly GothxRed Goth
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-10-12 - Curly Goth & Red Goth
3. Vital Lollipops reviews
A trip to the Eiffel Tower turns into something... well... something that may cause the almighty France to need a change of underwear. Who knew 'vital regions' would make such good candy moldings?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-22-11 - Canada & France - Complete
4. My Headless Knight reviews
Every girl dreams of a prince charming... Mine's just a little different, you see I've always wanted someone like the Headless Knight... Alternate Universe! This is for Vesper Chan's October/November contest!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-8-10 - Hidan & Sakura H. - Complete
5. Near's Beautiful Birthday! reviews
Mello's always been jealous of Near's birthdays, but now he's gonna do something about it! But what if it has a completely different effect on Near? HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCESS NEAR! T for mild cussing and Mellos 'Mello-ness'. IT'S ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY TOO!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-24-10 - Near - Complete
6. Customer Service reviews
Today is the day, I can feel it! I'll finally TALK to HIM! Or was it just all those vodka shots? Alternate Universe! DeidaraxSakura!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-23-10 - Deidara & Sakura H.
7. Skittles Make Love Happen » reviews
Sakura Haruno doesnt care that Ino stole her life but this time shes gone too far! How dare she steal it! sakura then seeks revenge! Her revenge was So Epic it happens to catch the eye of the HOTTEST GANG IN SCHOOL! Warning: CUSSING, maybe lemon AkatxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,355 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 6-29-10 - Published: 3-30-10 - Sakura H. & Akatsuki
8. The PickleMaker's Apprentice reviews
Sakura was just minding her own business while on her way to see her boyfriend when she suddenly meets a talking head and gets sucked into a world where she must escape an evil ax murdurer and save a whole tank full of talking heads! Better story than sum
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-13-10 - Sakura H. & Akatsuki - Complete
9. How The Akatsuki Came To An End reviews
This is just my wonderful attempt of hu-angnst! Humor and angnst together! It' really just a gruesome suicide chain... read it! It will change your life...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-21-10 - Akatsuki & Sakura H. - Complete
10. Sakurella another Cinderella story reviews
Sakura has a gay father, evil stepsister, jelouse step-cousin, and tomb boy maid. All that's missing is the egotistic PRINCE SASORI! But some other people may want her hand in marriage too... SakuraxSasori Started by Tally Mai-Chan! mild cussing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-1-10 - Sakura H. & Sasori
11. Where's the mistletoe? reviews
What happens when Sakura wears reindeer antleers? " are you trying to seduce me?" "Itachi, im wearing reindeer antleers for pete's sake!"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-30-10 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete
12. I Can See Me In Your Eyes reviews
Who knew deidara had such a big EGO? His EGO is so big it just angers Sakura SOOO MUCH! DeidaraxSakura AU Fic. HUMOR!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-30-10 - Sakura H. & Deidara - Complete
13. Legally Bound reviews
What does Itachi call Sakura when no ones around? Who knew THE Itachi Uchiha would use such a cute nickname!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-30-10 - Sakura H. & Itachi U. - Complete
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