RosieMcCarty
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since: 03-31-10, id: 2309503, Profile Updated: 02-12-13
country: USA
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hi it's RosieMcCarty. I'm from Boston, Mass. My favorite things to do are...write for fanfic, read the Twilight saga, and play baseball (in a thunder storm), I also like shopping with my sister:) We have a lot of fun together!


If you want to send me a story and I'll review on it!!!! I'll except all, and you can give me as many stories as you want! And I will review!


YOUR REAL NAME:
Kaitlyn

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle.)

Kaitizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Pink Cat

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on)
Nicole Winthrop

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters Of your first name)
topka

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)

Red coke

YOUR ARABIC NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
Apnawke

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)

Black Jasper

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME) NOOO It's OME(OH MY EMMETT)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!! -.-' EMMETT SAVE ME!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; ) OR Jacob just knocked down a tree. Rose punched Jacob lol

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON- Correction: La Push!NOT

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

RACISM

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away…
(Not trying to be mean to Black people or white people)


1. Vacation, School, Or Hunting » reviews
Will the Cullen's ever be able to go to there vacation that Esme planed or will things go down hill?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-5-13 - Published: 7-9-10
2. Mess Up At School » reviews
Cullen's are in big trouble in school...again.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-1-13 - Published: 6-2-10 - Complete