Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, dont fail me now!

Dear God,

Why were you so mean? You had to take away the two best musicians this world has ever had. John Lennon and George Harrison. Why? What did they do to you? What was the matter? They shouldn't have gone. I promise, if you give those two angels back, 'cuz the world really friggin needs them, we, the people of Earth, will give you Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Lady Ga-Ga, and any other cruddy artist that you want. Just give those two back, give peace a chance.

Love, Mrs Mojo Risin Blues

Quotes

Ethan Tremblay: Where's your dad?
Peter Highman: Uh... no idea.
Ethan Tremblay: When's the last time you saw him?
Peter Highman: 1977. He had his bags packed at the door and he picked them up and put in the back of his car. And, uh, drove away. Last time I ever saw him.
Ethan Tremblay: (begins laughing hysterically)
Ethan Tremblay: That's so funny! My dad would never do that, he loved me!

Peter Highman: I despise who you are on a cellular level.
Ethan Tremblay: Okay, I've heard that before and I'm trying to work on it.

Mrs. Murphy: May I help you boys?
Elwood: You got any white bread?
Mrs. Murphy: Yes.
Elwood: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
Mrs. Murphy: You want butter or jam on that toast, honey?
Elwood: No ma'am, dry.
[Mrs. Murphy gives him a look, then turns to Jake]
Jake: Got any fried chicken?
Mrs. Murphy: Best damn chicken in the state.
Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Elwood: And some dry white toast please.
Mrs. Murphy: Y'all want anything to drink with that?
Elwood: No ma'am.
Jake: A Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: Be up in a minute

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?

bartender: oh we've got both kinds; we've got country & western!

You say Lady Gaga, I say The Doors

You say Hannah Montana, I say The Rolling Stones

You say Owl City, I say Led Zeppelin

You say Jonas Brothers, I say The Beatles

You say Justin Bieber, I say Queen

You say Taylor Swift, I say AC/DC

95% of teens these days listen to the same crappy pop over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still listens to real music, post this on your profile. Don't let the spirit of rock and roll die

25 signs you're a wrestling fan...

1. You have done the Triple H water spit in the shower

2. You think that Dolph Ziggler's hair looks like spaghetti at the end of his matches

3. You see a box of Fruity Pebbles and you think of John Cena

4. When you start a fire, and all you can think about is CM Punk and his awesome theme (This Fire Burns)

5. When you are walking down a street alone, you do the Vince McMahon strut.

6. When you see Pepsi, you think of CM Punk

7. When you play a game, you cannot get HHH's theme out of your head.

8. When you see a Rated R Movie, you keep waiting Edge to appear.

9. When you're eating dinner with your family and all you can think of is powerbombing Grandma through the table.

10. You have thought about going to Ireland for a holiday and listen carefully to everyword every Irish person says, because you're looking for 1 person to say 'Fella'

11. When people know to leave you alone Monday Nights.

12. You know the term "jabroni" and how it originated.

13. When you see a metal folding chair and is way too tempted to grab it and beat someone over the head.

14. When You actually get so mad at a match ending you turn the tv off or rant about it on Facebook.

15. When the only purpose of going on a trampoline or to a pool is to do a 5 Star Frogsplash.

16. When you throw the tv remote out the window and break it because you're so mad that Dolph Ziggler took the WWE Championship from CM Punk

17. You pass a tanning salon, wishing you could bring Sheamus there.

18. You've ever gotten detention for doing DX crotch-chops, shouting "Suck it!"

19. When you hear "You think that you know me?" you look around your living room to see if Edge and Christian are going to come out from behind the couch.

20. You wake up at 4 am to the sound of the garbage truck outside, but you still take a look out the window just to make sure its not the WWF trucks coming to set up in your backyard.

21. You get angry when the storylines on the tv shows don't follow the ones you have been making up with your action figures.

22. You've ever looked in the bible for the Book of Austin.

23. Sunday night youth group at church is moved to your house for Pay Per View.

24. You can name more than 10 wrestlers and sing their theme songs.

25. You refuse to come out of your bedroom until your parents play your theme music.

March 28, 2010 - R.I.P HBK's Career --

March 29, 2010 - HBK has left the building...

-- March 28, 2010 - The day my heart completely broke in two...

We defended the STONE, we found the CHAMBER, we freed the PRISONER, we were chosen by the GOBLET, we fought with the ORDER, we learned from the PRINCE, and we dominated the DEATHLY HALLOWS...We are the POTTER GENERATION...! Pass this on!

If you had more than one dream about Harry Potter and wished it was real when you woke up (even if it was about Death Eaters attacking and killing you) copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate really obnoxious snobby people, please copy this into your profile.

If you love chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died, copy this into your profile.

If you read other peoples profile to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you bites, copy this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy this into your profile.

If you think writing FF stories is fun, copy this into your profile.

I'm quiet in public because everyone's to much of a stereotype to listen to what I have to say.

I like to read so I can get engrossed in imaginary worlds.

I like to write because I feel safer in my Imagination.

If you think that any or one of the Ghostbusters is hot or even sexy, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ultimate Beatles Survey

Name all the members of the Beatles:
George Harrison John Lennon Paul McCartney & Ringo Starr
Who is your favorite?
George & john!
Did you ever see them perform live?
uh no!
Which Beatles are still alive?
Paul & Ringo
Which are dead?
my favorites
Favorite wife of a Beatle?
Linda McCartney
Favorite kid of a Beatle?
Julian Lennon
Favorite Beatle song?
um..Across the universe
Favorite Beatle album?
Sgt Pepper
First Beatle album you purchased?
The 1 album
Have you heard all of their songs?
yeah
Do you own all of their albums?
Yes
What country are the Beatles from?
England (doi!)
Do you own more Beatle records or CDs?
Cds
What was the best album cover?
Sgt Pepper
Have you seen all of their movies?
Hell yes!
Which is your favorite movie?
Yellow submarine
Top 3 favorite Beatle lyrics:
"Fixing a Hole where the rain gets in" "Sleep pretty darling do not cry" &" I will sing a lulliby"
How many years were the Beatles together?
about 9
Who started the group?
John
Favorite Beatle movie scene?
When George gets his shirt ripped off
Cutest Beatle?
George Harrison
If the Beatles were still together and touring, would you go see them?
HECK YES!
Are the Beatles your favorite band?
Theyre on my Top 5
How many books have you read about the Beatles?
about six
Favorite biography of the band?
The Beatles Anthology

Favorite song from...

Help!:
I Need You
Rubber Soul:
Norweigan Wood
Revolver:
Here There & Everywhere
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band:
Fixing A Hole
Magical Mystery Tour:
Blue Jay Way
Yellow Submarine:
Hey Bulldog
Abbey Road:
Golden Slumbers/Carry that weight/The End
Let It Be:
Across The Universe
Please Please Me:
Boys
A Hard Day's Night:
I'm Happy just to dance with you
Beatles For Sale:
Eight days a week
The White Album:
Helter Skelter

Favorite Scene from...

A Hard Day's Night:
When Paul sings "And I Love Her"
Help!:
George gets his shirt ripped off
Yellow Submarine:
George gets electrocuted
Magical Mystery Tour:
When George sang "Blue Jay Way"
Let It Be:
George gets electrocuted again

Favorite lyric from...

Let It Be?
"When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me"
Strawberry Fields Forever?
"Living is easy with eyes closed"
All You Need Is Love?
"She loves you yeah yeah yeah"
Revolution?
"Dont you know its gonna be alright?"
Hey Bulldog?
"If youre lonely you can talk to me"
Come Together?
"got to be good looking cuz hes so hard to see"
Hey Jude?
"Na na na na"
A Day in the Life?
"He blew his mind out in a car. He didnt notice that the lights have changed"
Only a Northern Song?
"If you listen to this song, you may think the chords are going wrong"
Penny Lane?
"Penny Lane is in my ears & in my eyes there beneath the blue suburban skies"
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?
"everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers that grow so incredibly high"
The Fool on the Hill?
But the fool on the hill, Sees the sun going down, And the eyes in his head, See the world spinning 'round.
Eleanor Rigby?
"All the lonely people, where do they all belong"
Twist And Shout?
"aaaaaaaahhh ahhhhhh ahhhh"

Favorite Solo Song From...

John Lennon?
Working Class Hero
Paul McCartney?
either "Band On The Run" or "Live & Let Die"
George Harrison?
"Crackerbox Palace"
Ringo Starr?
"The Other Side of Liverpool"

This or That

John or Paul?
John
George or Ringo?
George
Ringo or Pete Best?
Ringo
Early Bealtes or Later Beatles?
Later
Brian Epstein or George Martin?
Brian
Julian or Sean Lennon?
Julian
Cynthia Powell or Yoko Ono?
Cynthia most definatley
Linda McCartney or Heather Mills?
Linda all the way!
The Bealtes on marijuana or acid?
Acid

Your Opinion

Why do you think the Beatles broke up?
because Yoko wouldnt leave john alone & it got on everyones nerves
How do you feel about the Beatles using drugs?
I dont like it but i have to admit, they wrote pretty good music while on drugs.
How do you feel about John leaving Cynthia for Yoko?
I got mad at him for that
Do you think Yoko acted inappropriately when facing John's death?
somewhat I couldnt blame her for being sad, but hitting her head on the hospital floor is too much. She acted inappropriately when Linda died though.

What do you think is their worst song?
I cant say. I love them all
Album?
theres no such thing as a bad beatles album
Movie?
Let it be. Magical mystery tour was pretty humorous
How do you feel about Yoko Ono?
EW I HATE HER! EWWWWW
Heather Mills?
A freakin' one legged gold digger who shouldnt have messed with Pauls heart

The Deaths...

Were you alive when John died?
No
Where were you when George died?
At Hobby Lobby in lane 4. I remeber it well.
Did you mourn over either of their deaths?
Yes.
How did John die?
shot
How did George die?
cancer
Will you cry when Paul and Ringo die?
yes

Sean and Julian Lennon

Have you listened to either of their music?
yeah
Who do you think looks more like John?
Sean
Favorite song by Julian?
idk
Favorite song by Sean?
idk
Who is Julian's mom?
Cynthia
Who is Sean's mom?
Yoko
How old is Julian?
47
How old is Sean?
35
Who is more talented?
Julian

Some more trivia...

What was the band's name before they decided on "the Beatles"?
they had alot but the one I remember the most is The Silver Beetles
When did the band break up?
in 1970
Finish the lyric: "And the banker never wears a mac in the pouring rain..."
"Very Strange. Penny Lane is in my ears & in my eyes..."
How did John's mom die?
Car accident
What is Paul McCartney's middle name?
Trick question! Paul (his first name is james)
When is Ringo's birthday?
July 7
What band did Ringo drum in before he joined the Beatles?
Rory Storm & The Hurricanes

If you could spend a day with the beatles...

3 questions you would ask them:
"Can you help me with the solo to Hey Bulldog?" "Who gets most of the girls?" idk about the last on
Who would you talk to the most?
George or Paul idk. Both are sot good looking
Would you be nervous?
yes
What would you guys do all day?

Go gamble & hang out in Las Vegas like the dudes in "The Hangover" (only without the memory loss)

Favorite Lyrics:

I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in And stops my mind from wandering Where will it go

I'm filling the cracks that ran through the door And kept my mind from wandering Where will it go

And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right Where I belong I'm right Where I belong.

See the people standing there who disagree and never win And wonder why they don't get in my door.

I'm painting my room in the colourful way And when my mind is wandering There I will go.

And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right Where I belong I'm right Where I belong.

Silly people run around they worry me And never ask me why they don't get past my door.

I'm taking the time for a number of things That weren't important yesterday And I still go.

I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in And stops my mind from wandering Where it will go.

Fixing a hole From The Beatles

Wild child full of grace savior of the human race Your cool face

Natural child, terrible child
Not your mother's or your father's child
Your our child, screamin' wild

An ancient lunitic reigns
In the trees of the night
Ha, ha, ha, ha

With hunger at her heels
Freedom in her eyes
She dances on her knees
Pirate prince at her side
Stirrin' into The hollow idols eyes

Wild child full of grace
Savior of the human race

Wild child by The Doors

When she passes him by
She's a ray of light
Like the first drop of sun
From the sky
And he knows she's a queen
Who deserves a king
But he is not a king
And she doesn't see him

When she dances
She moves him to a smile
He sees everything
Near her shine
There's a grace in her ways
That he can't contain
He has not that grace
Oh, he has not that grace

And the closer he gets
He can't help but hide
So ashamed
Of his body and voice
There are boundaries
We pass in spite of the war
But our own
We can't seem to cross

He has a way that surrounds him
So delicate
With a glory that reigns in his life
He is also so much that he is not
These things they don't see
And she doesn't see him
Oh-oh-oh ...
And she doesn't see him

There are things we can change
If we just choose to fight
But the walls of injustice are high

When she passes him by
She's a ray of light
Like the first drop of sun
From the sky
And he knows she's a queen
Who deserves a king
Someone other than him

So different from him

Oh-oh-oh ...
She doesn't see him
Oh-oh-oh ...
She doesn't see him
She doesn't see him

She doesnt see him by Sarah Brightman (will be used in my Sherlock Holmes Story)

Fear me you lords and lady preachers. I descend upon your Earth from the skies. I command your very souls you unbelievers. Bring before me what is mine, the seven seas of rhye.

Can you hear me you peers and privy counsellors? I stand before you naked to the eyes. I will destroy any man who dares abuse my trust. I swear that you'll be mine, the seven seas of rhye.

Sister, I live and lie for you. Mister, do and I'll die.
You are mine, I possess you, I belong to you forever.

Storm the master-marathon, I'll fly through. By flash and thunder-fire I'll survive, I'll survive, I'll survive I'll survive, I'll survive
Then I'll defy the laws of nature and come out alive. Then I’ll get you!

Be gone with you, you shod and shady senators. Give out the good, leave out the bad evil cries.

I challenge the mighty titan and his troubadours and with a smile I'll take you to the seven seas of rhye

The Seven Seas Of Rye By Queen

Wishful crystal
Water covers everything in blue
Coolin' water

Wishful sinful
Our love is beautiful to see
I know where I would like to be
Right back where I came

Wishful, sinful, wicked blue
Water covers you
Wishful, sinful, wicked you
Can't escape the blue

Magic risin'
Sun is shinin' deep beneath the sea
But not enough for you and me and sunshine
Love to hear the wind cry

Wishful sinful
Our love is beautiful to see
I know where I would like to be
Right back where I came

Wishful, sinful, wicked blue
Water covers you
Wishful, sinful, wicked you
Can't escape the blue

Love to hear the wind cry
Love to hear you cry, yeah, yeah

Wishful Sinful By The Doors

If you're against stereotypes, repost this to your profile. Bold the ones that apply to you.

I CRY a lot, so I must be seriously screwed up.
I Hate MYSELF a lot so I must be suicidal.
I WISH I were dead, so I must hate reality.
I'm COLORED, so I must carry a gun.
I have HIGHLIGHTS, so I must be fake.
I'm MEXICAN, so I must hop fences.
I'm a SKATER, so I must be an idiot.
I'm EMO, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I must be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN. so I must eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I must be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I must be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I must be a bitch.
I SAY WHAT I WANT, so i must be an asshole.
I'm an OREGONION. so I must hate white people.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I must hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I must be evil and have no morals
I'm a FOOTBALL PLAYER, so I must be a stupid jock and get everything handed to me.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I must be gay.
I'm a HICK, so I must be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS or other psychological medication, so I must be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I must only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm TAKEN, so I must be hot.
I'm INDIAN, so I must own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I must be a skanky ass slut.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I must do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I must be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm SHY, so I must have no social life.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I must be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I must be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I must wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm PRETTY, so I must not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I must have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I must be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I must be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I must be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I must be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I must be gay.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I must be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I must be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I must be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I must be a communist.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be gay too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I must have a big butt.
I'm VENEZUELAN, so I must have a bad attitude.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I must look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I must be super sexy.
I'm POLISH, so I must be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I must be lazy.
I'm LEBANEESE, so I must like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I must be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I must be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm SKINNY, so I must have an eating disorder.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI, so I must have SEX a lot.
I'm a GIRL who actually eats, so I must be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I must be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I must hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I must be a geek.
I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I must be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I must believe Jesus was born in Africa.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I must think I'm black.
I'm a little SISTER, so I must be the good one.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a pessamist.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I DISAGREE with my parent(s) so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I'm obnoxious, so I must have mental issues.
I WRITE FANFICTION, so I MUST have no life.