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Hi. We, the Severus Snape Fan Club, have only just gotten this account and are rather new to the world of fanfiction. So, if you decide to review our stories or profile, please be kind. We have a pet hydra. Anyway. We will most likely only write for Harry Potter. We expect our profile to grow (and grow and grow), and will have a section about each of us specifically. Our pen names are Anita Skeeter, Oceana Trelawny, and Scheherazade Chandler so far. If you see one or more of our names at the top, it was written by that person or people. Well, on to the specifics, and if you do, thanks for reading.

Anita Skeeter

MLIA

Anita "the awesome" Skeeter- my real name starts with A too! I love gymnastics, scrambled eggs, and IMing. And being totally awesome- did I mention I'm the one with the pet hydra? They're so cute. I also have two gerbils, named Sirius and Remus. Remy is gray and white, and a semi-finalist at a hamster ball derby (rock on petco people!), and Sirius is all black (haha). My favorite foods are dim sum, homemade truffles, and caaaakkeeeeee!My previous experience with this stuff includes being a total harry potter (hazel)nut, and getting chocolate in my keyboard. And I have a British accent- in America! I am a talented poet, and shall post one I wrote summarizing book three in Harry Potter as soon as I can get this whacked-out account activated. My favorite songs are, Hips Don't Lie, by Shakira, Jolene, by Dolly Parton, Just the Two of Us, by Bill Withers, and Dancing in the Moonlight, Build me Up Buttercup, Thank You, by Dido, and Boulevard of Broken Dreams, by Green Day. Most often said:"Rolls eyes..." "Ok, where did you put the cheese grater?!"(that one more than you'd think) "Well, that's helpful now!" and "What?" I also have a couple of pen pals from an online course I did this summer. I saw an ameba under a microscope the other day. Sorry- can't get over that! (Well, I saw it three months ago, but it's so incredibly awesome!) Also, I am GREAT at April Fool's tricks. Send me any good ones you have played! Did I mention I am very bossy? And I love to sing in the shower. Bet i can beat you at checkers! I am a grade up in math, and a supergenius- no, an evil genius. Mwahahahaha! Anyone who knows me has probably figured me out by now, so, if you've tracked me down, give me a call! Well, onto Oceana and Scheherazade!

Oceana Trelawny

I will sometimes appear in stories, sometimes just write them. About myself: I love singing and I play piano and french horn, I enjoy painting and making jewelry, and I live in the U.S. along with my friends. I love reading both books and fanfiction.

Does anyone else think that Breakeven by The Script should be Severus Snape's theme song? Especially right after he calls Lily a mudblood.

Just because we haven't written anything about Snape or favorite stories with him as a bad guy, it doesn't mean we don't like him. We just can't think of a good Snape story (yet), and EvilSnape charecters are generally OOC about him. Anita: Woo! We love Snape!

Favorite Books:

Mistborn, by Brandon Sanderson
Harry Potter(obviously)
Any Tamora Pierce(especially Tortall books)
the Uglies/Pretties/Extras series by Scott Westerfeld
Most Fantasy and Science Fiction

Harry Potter pairings:

Smart or Backbone Harry/Hermione
Some Harry/Ginny
Time Travel Ginny or Hermione/Tom Riddle (as long as it is realistic)
Severus/Lily(possibly my favorite pairing)

If a pairing isn't listed here, it doesn't mean I won't read it.

Music:

Beatles
Wicked, Hairspray, Mama Mia/Abba, Singing in the Rain (A lot of broadway musicals)
Some popular stuff that is playing
Mary Black
Clasical
Some other music(I have an odd colection of favorite music, now that I look at it)

Quotes from Brandon Sanderson's books(Brandon Sanderson is my favorite author):

"I've always been very confident in my immaturity."

""Marsh: Our best efforts were never even a mild annoyance to the Lord Ruler."
"Kelsier: Ah, but being an annoyance is something that I am very good at. In
fact, I'm far more than just a 'mild' annoyance--people tell me I can

be downright frustrating. Might as well use this talent for the cause of good, eh?""

"'There's always another secret.' -Kelsier"

"I'm convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease."

"Well Vin says that there's something behind all this, right? Some evil force of doom or whatever? Well, if I were said force of doom, then I certainly wouldn't have used my powers to turn the land black. It just lacks flair. Red. Now, that would be an interesting color. Think of the possibilities--if the ash were red, the rivers would run like blood. Black is so monotonous that you can forget about it, but red--you'd always be thinking, 'Why, look at that. That hill is red. That evil force of doom trying to destroy me certainly has style."

Scheherazade Chandler

Disney Nerd.

Cloudcuckoolander.

Harry Potter Nerd.

Did I mention I'm a 4,000 year old immortal who has loads of epic powers, and I took a blood bond with L from Death Note so now we're related?

Enough said.

Congrats and cookies if you actually READ this all!(is it too long?)