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Author has written 4 stories for Sonny with a Chance, and Powerpuff Girls. ╔ღ═╗╔╗ remove all spaces-- http :// www. youtube. com/ watch?v= oRUsx13DhNA& feature= channel 3:00-3:55-- Only the stuff you read about in Fanfictions... now we can watch it. I can't believe they're actually an item now... the dream is realized. C'= Channy is finally here So... Where do I begin?? Ummmm... I love the Ppgz and Rrbz and a special shoutout goes to Amy-Katherine914 and her story roomates(which i'm hoping she'll be finishing soon) :) I've always been told i'm and extravagant author and my books are astounding (no tooting!!) but since I'm fairley new to FF.NET there will be no writing for a while. I'm SUCH a huge fan of couples! So here's my couple favs list~~~ ~JessexWinnie(Tuck Everlasting) ~BlossomxBrick(BTW if I had to have an anime crush it would SOOOOOOO be Brick!! ~JacobxBella(I'm soooo team Jake its not funny. I HATE that sparkly, fairy-boy, rock-hard, ice cold, vampiry-ass, fag-a-holic FAG. XD) ~BoomerxBubbles ~ButtercupxButch ~AlicexEmmett(He's just so much HOTTER than jasper!) ~SonnyxChad(they're soooooo good together i just love it!!) ~OliverxMiley ~EmmettxBella(if I HAD to pick a vamp 4 her to be with!) ~FreddiexCarly My favorite thing to do in my spare time is play softball and read fanfics. My mom KILLS me because I'm never NOT on this thing! Like, right now as i'm writing this it's 3:30AM. GAWD! I'm such a loser! My girlfriends are always bugging me because they want me to go to the mall with them. My Boyfriend says he likes me no matter what but sometimes i think he looks at me crazy.. LOL XD... I love life!!! :) I'm a BRUNETTE and I'm a cutie, Mess with me and I'll kick your booty, Redheads are smart, Blondes think they're cool, Well think again, 'Cause BRUNETTES rule! Losers stare make a fuss. Just one question- jealous much? Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT, So why bother? for people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. You keep telling your friends that Chad Dylan Cooper is real. Your friends are sick of hearing you talk about Sonny With A Chance. Your smiling through this whole thing and nodding agreeing with it A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? A good/best friend will... If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile! Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.), Phish Tacko (Edward Cullen, Marty McFly), Hannahpie45(Chad Dylan Cooper, yeah I know, I know, eventually he'll be with Sonny :D but he is so HOT!),Sonny days (Chad Dylan Cooper =D Hey I can't help it) Da-Best-Lulu-Ever (Gabieral from triskellion book trilogy)Kayalex(Edward cullen, so sue me I like the guy!!), casual4 (as many have said before on this list, Chad Dylan Cooper!!) Lynzimaniac8997- (Emmett McCarty Cullen, Jacob Black, Chad Dylan Cooper) They were looking through peoples myspaces. The girl slowly came upon this one myspace. It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then an instant message came up It said: SatanStalker:So how do u like my myspace?? XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX:who is this anyway?? SatanStalker:Well,yoou should know you're looking at my Myspace right now XxLoVemExX:How do you know im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my Myspace XxLoVemExX:What?That doesn't make any sense How? SatanStalker:I just do SatanStalker:Especially to pretty girls like you. SatanStalker:With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girls were wearing very high shorts She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now. XxLoVemExX: Okay,whatever man youre starting to scare the living shit out of me. SatanStalker:You should be afraid SatanStalker: You wouldnt want a ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago. they were in shock. Her friend:Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho! The girl: Ok,holy crap, you think hes watching us SatanStalker:I am SatanStalker:Well,that wouldnt stop me from coming to your house XxLoVemExX:What? My house? SatanStalker:Yeah,youre alone so,its not a problem XxLoVemExX: Ok I think im going to leave no because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screename says love me, Trust me that wont be a problem SatanStalker has just signed off The girl and her friend were really scared Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me i doubt hes really coming. It just a joke from someone They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of the sudden,the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one says anything She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News The next morning was that theree was one girl dead in the bathroom. Her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. With her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. if you do not repost this in the next two minutes there will be three men, One in your bathroom One in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well,what are you waiting for? repost this or you are going to die. Sorry but,I don't want to die so I suggest you repost this quickly. Seriously this freaking works! This story is Amazing I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite. I swear I, Lynzimaniac8997, tried this and it toally was completly true!! OMG!! Channy I am Channy Bunny. If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath any more. Put this in your profile if you’re one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a wall, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy and paste this in your profile. 95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy and paste. If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste. If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste in your profile. If you are hyper, and like being hyper, and is hyper all the time. COPY AND PASTE! Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile. Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile. If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile. (Sigh yes it's called my homework, it somehow always goes missing on me!) If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you once choked on food, spit it out, and then it landed in your friends food and/or on their face copy and paste this on your profile. If you knew that 90 percent of all statistics can be made to say anything 50 percent of the time, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile. (It's like.. those signs aren't there until AFTER you trip) If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Her Name is Cathy) If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (Ouchie but yeah) If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. (Yes Name is uh- MY BROTHERS!! , duh!) If you're nocturnal copy and paste this in your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.(I finished Matilda in one day, What? That's a novel... right??) If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religiously then copy/paste onto profile. (I don't even watch her.) Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy/paste onto profile. If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile. 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Raise awareness for global warming! If you think that we need to act quickly to stop global warming, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile. If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. "I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy this. If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. IIf you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. 95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already!" If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 8, copy and paste this to your profile. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you've ever wondered if these things have a word limit... or are determined to find out by sticking as much junk in as possible! :D If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up into the indecent hours of the night reading, writing, reviewing and rewriting, forgetting meals and sleep until you begin to resemble the Phantom of the Opera, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. 2 percent of the fanfiction.net members are people who flame stories and who use their accounts just to accept complaints from people who they flame. If you think flamers should not exist, and there should only be constructive criticism, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile Ten Things I Learned From Sonny With A Chance. What to Do During an Exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that) 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Act spazzy 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 43. Cross-Dress. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. Crazy Hyperactive Authoress To-Do List: Created by Wolf (She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name) 1.) Write Saw: The Musical. 2.) Develop the ability to talk to vegetables. 3.) Learn how to "billow" like Severus Snape. 4.) Make action figure of yourself. 5.) Prove to the word that gay sparkly vampires are even more pathetic than they believe. 6.) Enrage obsessed fan girls. 7.) Scream out random endings when walking out of the movie theater. (I can't believe it! Optimus killed Sam and ran off with Megatron!) 8.) Teach monkeys how to skydive. 9.) Create first ever cheese laser. 10.) Have own theme music. 11.) Find the penny at the bottom of the razor blade and and salt-filled jar. 12.) Discover why Dora the Explorer's parents let her explore the world all by herself. 13.) Sing made-up lyrics to Christmas Carols. During the summer. 14.) Read Shakespeare. You know, like in Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet fights that lion, and Romeo destroys the giant space station, and they all go to Burger King...yeah, I don't really know my Shakespeare stuff that well. 15.) Also prove to the children how Santa sits on the throne of lies. 16.) If this isn't enough, scream "I GOT CAKE MIX!" all the time. (Nemesis.) 17.) Warn younger children that if they aren't good this Christmas, Santa's little Dementors will come and suck all of their happiness away. Run from livid parents. 18.) Use security cameras as mirrors to pick your nose. 19.) Run around with a Force FX lightsaber, claiming you are a Jedi that must slay the evils of the world. Then attack anyone wearing Hannah Montana apparel. 20.) Develop sense of irony. 21.) Don't die yet. 22.) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're an insane authoress/author, too! (Give Wolf credit, though. Or face the wrath of the rainbow dinosaurs!) This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done! 15 Things to do at Walmart 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" List twelve characters in no particular order, then answer theses questions about them. 1. Chad 2. Sonny 3. Nico 4. Grady 5. Zora 6. Tawni 7. Portlyn 8. Chloe 9. Connie 10. James Conroy 11. Mr. Condor 12. Dakota 1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? 2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? Ummm... again- EW! GRADY IS HIDEOUS! Moving on! 3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? o_O... Dakota and Chloe!? WHAT!? 4) Can you recall any fics about nine? No... not really, i mean she was present but no. 5) Would two and six make a good couple? EW! Sonny and TAWNI!? I mean there ARE some sick people out there who've written fics but still, ur KIDDING mE!? 6) five/nine or five/ten? Why? Zora/Conie or Zora/James Conroy? Okay, um NEITHER! But I guess the second one bcuz it's more normal... If you can manage to CALL that normal!... 7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve making out? What if Portlyn walked in on Sonny and DAKOTA!? DUDE!! She's like, nine!! 8) Make up a summary or a three/ten fic? Nico/James Conroy... DO NOT READ WHATSOEVER! UR EYES WILL BLEED! 9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff? Chad/Chloe fluff? Um... NO. 10) Suggest a title for seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic. Portlyn/Dakota comfort fic... maybe Dakota gets... mad? IDK.. WEIRD! 11) Would you consider reading a three/one fic? Chad/Nico... UM NO! I can see someone being SICK enough to write one but NO 12) Is anything on your favorites list about eleven? Mr. Condor...? No he's there as an extra but no. 13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five? Sonny/Grady or Sonny/Zora? I... NO WAY! Om, 'Don't read under any circumstances'? That good? 14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be? Chloe... um, Outside the crowd, off of that movie read it and weep? 15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? Chad/Tawni/ Dakota, Uh Warning: DO NOT READ, YOU WILL NEVER LOOK AT ANY CHARACTER THE SAME AGAIN!! 16) When was the last time you read a fic about five? Zora.. the last I read about her was she was an orphan or something and went to live with Sonny... good fic actually 3 and a half stars. 17)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) , heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a breif unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2). Chad and Portlyn are in a happy relationship until Connie runs off with Portlyn(...). Chad, heartbroken has a hot one night stand with Mr. Condor.(OMFG EW!) and a breif unhappy affair with Dakota(O_o), then follows the wise advice of Zora and finds true love with Sonny. 18) Title/warning for the above fic? I could see the first part happening, and the parts with advice from Zora and falling in love with Sonny but the rest is just EWW! 19) (5) (4), (3), (1) and (2) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (3), and (3) says Truth. (5) asks who (3) loves, and (3), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (3) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (2) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (3), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (3), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (3) to continued their relationship. Zora, Grady, Nico , Chad, and Sonny are playing Truth or Dare. Zora asks Nico, and Nico asys Truth. Zora asks who Nico loves, and Nico confessed their true love with Grady. Grady does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a sercret relationship with Nico. Nico is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Chad while Sonny and Grady run off into the sunset together. However, Zora is secretly in love with Chad, and becomes so Jealous of Nico, who, after comfort from Chad becomes in a relationship with him, and so Zora decides to murder Nico, but is stopped just in time by the police officer James Conroy(?) and is sent to prison, allowing Chad and Nico to continue their relationship. 20) Final question: Title/Warning for the above? WARNING: To stay able to read SWAC Fanfictions in the future do not read! Face possible blindness from eye sockets being on fire!! (thank you casual4 u took the words rite out of my mouth! And don't forget the bleeding in the eyes too!) 1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle 2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! 1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Muse-Uprising 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Our Song-Jack Johnson 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Blah Blah Blah- KE$HA ft. 3OH!3 (Woww... riiiiiiiiiight) 4. WHAT IS 2+2? Stand up- Eminem (LOL) 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Replay-Iyaz (LOL thts funny) 6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Bedrock- Lil' wayne & Young Money ft. Lloyd (O.M.F.G... that's... woww) 7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? I Run To You- Lady Antebellum (makes sence... kinda) 8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Telephone- Lady Gaga ft. Beyonce (NO!) 9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? The Way You Make Me Feel ~Micheal Jackson (TOTAL coincidence I SWEAR! and no I'm not a lesbo!) 10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Boogie Woogie Choo Choo Train- Tractors (...I HOPE NOT!!!) 11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Crazy- Britney Spears (um, NO!) 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Hey, Soul Sister- Train (Aw that's kinda ok if my husband was playin it...) 13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTREST? American Saturday Night- Brad paisley (hey, that fits!) 14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Brick by Boring Brick- Paramore (I like it...) 15. WHAT DO YO THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Prettier- Miranda Lambert (no...comment...) 16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? TiK ToK- KE$HA (How is that bad?) 17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? Check My Brain- Alice In Chains (that sucks) 18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Good Girls Go Bad- Cobra Starship (...) 19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Whatcha Say- Jason Derulo (Why would that make ANYBODY laugh?) 20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? New Divide- Linkin Park 21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Dip- Freak Nasty (... makes no sence...) 22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Two Teardrops- Steve Wariner 23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Detroit City- Eminem (... what!?) 24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? My Girl- The Temptations 25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Fireflies- Owl City (how does that hurt???) 26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Without Me- Eminem (...???) Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone? When you're walking, do you stop to drink? Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it? Have you ever kissed someone in a vehicle? Ever snuck out of your house? What annoys you? Break someone's heart or have your heart broken? What did you do today? Do you like someone right this second? Would you ever get a tattoo? What was the last thing you ate? Are you a morning person or a night person? Do you snore? What would you do if you opened up your front door to a dead body? Do you like to spend time with people? Are you hungry? Are you a forgiving person? When was the last time you did the dishes? Are you talking to anyone while doing this? Do you want a relationship right now? What are you about to do? Have you ever thought someone died, when they really didn't? If you could be a superhero what would you want to do? Your name plus "ness"? Three feelings at the moment? Are you listening to anything? Where are you right now? What are you scared of? Last movie you watched? Are you thinking of someone right now? Who is the last person you talked to on the phone? Have you changed much this year? Where was the last place you went besides where you are? Do you speak any other language? What's the craziest thing you've done? Favorite color(s)? What is your favorite Nickelback song? What are you looking forward to this summer? Last time you smiled? If you could have anything in the world, what would you want? | |||||||
1. Always and Forever » reviewsCHANNY Sonny and Chad have been dating for two months. What happens when Sonny has no where to go? And backstabbing best friends come to steal your love? Sequel to 7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN A CHANNY STORY. R&R!Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,815 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 1-3-12 - Published: 5-9-10 - Chad D. C. & Sonny M.2. All Because Two Fell In Love reviews"Waking up from my colorful unconciousness was disorienting." When Love is forbidden to you, and your heart and your head are miles apart, what are you to do? OCxOC 16-17. Reds, blues, and greens, 2 more of my own.Story is SO much better than the sum.R&RPowerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-17-113. Hott EMT' Four Little Letters » reviews"Whatever. We'll kiss... see? It's right there in the script. Four little letters, just like my name." He said, spelling it out in the air. "Yeah? Well I've got another four letter word. BARF!" I exclaimed, pointing my finger down my throat. CHANNY R&RSonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-13-10 - Published: 5-13-10 - Chad D. C. & Sonny M.4. 7 Minutes In Heaven A CHANNY FANFIC » reviewsIt was a normal night a Condor Studios. If you count a certain 3-named jerkthrob and the So Random! cast stuck in the prop house with the lights forcefully shut off by the storm and playing sleepover games normal. Yeeah. Nothin wierd about THAT. CHANNYSonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,009 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 6-13-10 - Published: 4-22-10 - Chad D. C. & Sonny M. - Complete
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