Ha-ha! I've decided that until my story "When Dreaming Ends" is finished, I shall show off my vast collection of MR! pics and awe you guys with my love for it.

"The Fundamentals of Family": It feels strange writing this universe all over again, but I can honestly say that I never have as much fun as when I'm writing this complete cast of loony psychos. Lol! Just wait until I get the kids involved... then all Hell will officially break loose! L vs. Near, anyone? Yes, there is a first time for everything. Mwahahahaha... ((cough)) Yeah. Anyways... you will see a lot of familiar (insane) characters in the sequel, along with people who weren't introduced first time around (unless you've read CSS, but THAT'S CHEATING!) and some crazy shizzle to go along with it. I mean, like... O.O status. You guys know me by now... And yes, I will try to put DH to shame with this fic. Let's put it this way...

Perversion plus Children minus The Pedophilia times Crazy, crazy Shenanigans (Awkwardness to the extreme) to the millionth power... equals "The Fundamentals of Family" It shall be awesome. XD

And by the by, as far as warnings: The whole story should just be considered offensive material in general. So, if you're either easily offended or just have a stick up your ass, don't read. I don't feel like reading any flames or complaints, thanks very much.

Summary: Living day by day may become routine for some, but when you're artist extraordinaire Yagami Raito, it's anything but. Especially when you have 3 kids and a pervert to watch over... Then it's just downhill from there. LxLight

The Final Chapter Countdown: 18/30

Specials Now Posted: Super Special Halloween Interlude!

"Life Imitating Art": Another fanfic that is taking over, yet one I cannot fully take credit for. This was spawned between myself and Kitsune55, my awesome beta who is... well, awesome. XD We're constantly bouncing ideas off of each other, but this was the first to actually be 'born'. It's a Romance/Mystery/Drama, but don't think it's as simple as the first chapter seems. As you delve deeper within the storyline, the phrase 'Wtf?!' becomes your constant companion. And no, I will not tell you a thing when asked. I think I frustrate people when I keep so tight-lipped, but you'll just have to see!

Warnings: This story contains mentions of rape, actual rape, mentions of violence, actual violence, torture, disturbing imagery and mentions of child abuse.

Err... you'll still read it though, right? ((Listens to crickets)) Right... ((Sweat drops))

Summary: It's one thing to get to the top, it's another entirely in trying to stay there. If singer Yagami Raito can manage to stay alive through the fanatics, crazy homicidal maniacs and creepy detective stalker-ness, he'll consider himself lucky. LxLight

The Final Chapter Countdown: 18/19

"One Last Goodnight": Haha! I... did not want to start this story. But it has begun, so I can't complain. I refuse to make this story epic, damn it. I REFUSE! Maybe... 20 chapters tops? Nothing gargantuan. Just a little coming of age story... including the supernatural? O.o Yeah, I had the same reaction. Lol. This story shall be both dark and funny, as it is not nearly as serious as its inspiration (I will not tell yet what inspired this god forsaken story! XD) wishes it were, and yet, still carries dark-ish undertones. I know a lot of you are guessing and guessing about the plot, and the characters, and this, and that... but really, just trust me, you guys. Enjoy the ride. You know I won't lead you astray... Mwahahahahahaha! Hope you guys enjoy this one!

Summary: Raito has always burrowed himself within his books of fantasy, wishing to escape the reality caging him. One chance encounter with fate is all it takes for Raito to realize that the world around him may hold more than just what he imagines there to be...

The Final Chapter Countdown: 9/20

"When Dreaming Ends": This... is my new baby. XD DN mixed with MR! YES! Anyway, nothing to really say except READ THIS STORY IF YOU LOVE MOULIN ROUGE! AS MUCH AS I DO! And even if you don't, read it anyway. I like it, regardless, and I think everyone else will too once they read the story...

Summary: When actor Raito Yagami first set foot into Whammy's House, a famous Parisian bordello well known for its crazy schemes and beautiful courtesans, he had not known that his future would lay with a disturbed playwright with a penchant for men in drag...

The Final Chapter Countdown: 6/12

"For Every Action": As my sequel to 'Waiting for the Rain', I fully expected this story to turn epic. I just did not realize HOW epic it truly was within my own mind. ((sweat drops)) Out of all of my stories, this is my most addictive to write, and I can say that with both a smile and a frown. It's both light-hearted, yet tragic... a mixture of romance and angst. I can honestly say this fanfic has a bit of everything, and holds more of a DN-vibe (in MY opinion!) than anything else I've written. Though it is set in the future of DN 'Canon' (as WtfR has set it, anyway, so it's still a major A/U kind of), you'll see a lot of familiar characters as the story continues... and it shall be awesome. XD

Just a small little update: We have officially ended arc one and are now well on our way to entering arc two! Woot! Finally! How many arcs are there? Well, you'll just have to wait and see, now won't you? Lol!

Summary: "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction..." A basic law for more than just motion; one that both L and Light know all too well. For two lost souls linked by more than just fate, will the odds be in their favor this time?

Arc One: The Destruction of Innocence (Complete)

Arc Two: The Never-Ending Fall From Grace (In Progress)

The Final Chapter Countdown: 15/30

"Discordant Harmony": I think this fanfic has seriously spawned a life of its own. Dear sweet Jesus, what started out as a drabble has become a cult-hit, and I am left to wonder why or how. Lol! I've pushed the boundaries on just about everything in this fic, and I shall warn you now-

If you cannot handle intense yaoi, completely ridiculous premises, stripping, perverted jokes, the destruction of character's dignities, random nakedness, exhibitionism, Seme!L, Uke!Light, Air-headedness, cross-dressing, stalking, kidnapping, issues in child abuse, random humor, or extremely OOC characters in general, DH is not the fanfic for you. It is not meant to be serious. It is not even meant to be a parody. This story is on a whole other plane of hilarious altogether. Not everyone will find it funny. Not everyone will think it's 'da bomb.' I can guarantee that you will find original ideas along with a completely fantastical story line that borders on utter strangeness. I am pushing the boundaries of what is considered appropriate in fanfiction and raping the word 'Crack' altogether. If you don't like this, I won't apologize since I've posted this here and refuse to repeat myself... Period.

I hope you enjoy DH and await the sequel with the same excitement as myself. Lol! ((Has Been Posted: "The Fundamentals of Family"))

Summary: What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to? LxLight

Final Status: Complete

"Che Sara, Sara": Yay, Death Note LxLight drabbles! XD This is being updated according to what I have written and what ideas I happen to have in my head at the time. O.o;;; It's better not to ask. And by the way, yeah, I know it's "Que Sera, Sera" in Spanish. I'm using the Italian phrasing of it. Just to let you guys know I am not misspelling it in anyway. I just wanted to be different! Yay!

A/N Note Added 11/16/09 - Feeling Antsy just thinking about all those unresolved A/U's from CSS? Well fear not, friend! In my newest series of drabbles "Broken Links" you all shall finally have the continuations OF ALL YOUR OLD FAVORITES that so many of you have begged me for along with newer A/U's Hari-chan's created JUST FOR YOU! Can't wait to get a gander?! Well, I can't blame you! I'm awesome! (Insert cheesy grin here) SERIOUSLY! :D

Final Status: Complete

"Accidental Silhouettes": A series of drabbles made up of one hundred words each, created on a joke made on my friend's behalf. Unfortunately for her, I took her seriously (can you tell I scored as Light on the DN personality Test? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ((cough))) and created... this. After nearly killing myself with this insufferable word limit, I am finally DONE! So... yeah. Be proud. I shall be beginning another drabble collection, so be prepared for that. All your old A/U favorites (if you've read CSS) along with new ones as well! ... ... I sound like an infomercial. LOL.

Final Status: Complete

"Waiting for the Rain": This was supposed to be a one-shot... obviously my brain doesn't much care for any decisions it itself makes. Lol! Three-shot revolving around three basic topics; the Light Vs. Kira mentality displayed in DN during the Yotsuba arc, L's emotional stability after Kira's reappearance, and the concept of death in the world of Death Note. Will definitely have a sequel, which is in the works right now. ((Has Been Posted: "For Every Action"))

Summary: Yagami Raito was only a tool; a tool well played, but still a tool none the less. Within the oblivion of his war-torn mind, Raito knew he would not be missed by anyone, let alone the lover he knew he could not hold onto. LxLight

Final Status: Complete

"Fall For You": After listening to the song "Fall For You" by Secondhand Serenade about seven million times, this story became the product of said obsession. It's cute, sappy, funny, and completely and utterly full of something people like to call fluff. o.o; I honestly have never written something so cute I've wanted to hug it to death. I now officially have. Lol! Hopefully you enjoy my one-shot-turned-monstrous-three-shot as much as I did writing it!

Summary: Sometimes, all it takes is one night to make a difference in someone's life. For L and Raito, it took four weeks. But what do you expect from two star students who hate each other with a passion? It's not like they were in love, or anything like that...

Final Status: Complete

"Shoot for the Moon": Don't ask me what inspired this. In fact, I won't even say a thing about it. Yes! That's the ticket! -.-; Yeah. Just enjoy this for what it is; a crack-tastic adventure of semi-epic (not really) adventures (this, on the other hand, is true). Yay. XD

Summary: As if it isn't enough that L seems to be the most unapproachable human being on Earth, to also add three psychotic successors trying to remake him completely? Now that is just cruel. Yet when there are no options left... L will take what he can get.

Final Status: Complete

"All We Know": Just like my one-shot "Halfway There", this is a special fanfic, this time dedicated to our dear Raito's birthday. Everybody, praise our wannabe faux-God with respect and admiration please. Lol. My little excuse to inject a bit of much needed exasperated silliness and different (relevant) POV's into one itty-bitty story, I felt it fit in rather well in the time frame I set it up in. Yotsuba Arc, of course. XD Well, hope you guys enjoy, and happy b-day, Rai-chan! I shall be torturing you once again very, very, very, very soon!

Summary: Some say that what's obvious to some, may not be so obvious to others. For a certain group of detectives, a gothic lolita and inventor-turned-manservant, that certainly seemed to be the case. L and Raito never could catch a break, could they? LxRaito

Final Status: Complete

"Halfway There": Don't ask, don't tell? Lol! No, that makes this fic sound way dirtier than it actually is! So, I've done a high school fic, a canon fic, a parody fic, the mandatory sequel to said canon fic, the mandatory sequel to said parody fic, a completely ludicrous game show parody fic, a murder/mystery fic, and now, the cute kid fic. I'm so proud. What am I missing, now? XD It's all cuteness, I promise. Yay. Dedicated to Miaoshou for being the first to guess correctly on CSS's last one-shot. Double yay.

Summary: Lawliet was someone used to being ignored by everyone around him. Raito was someone who constantly looked for the next big adventure. Two boys so different, yet still so alike. How could these two not have been meant for each other from the start?

Final Status: Complete

"Back to You": My mind is fickle, and I'm not ashamed to admit that out loud. Lol. Well, this is the sequel to "Halfway There" (That I said I'd never write, by the way. How truthful am I?) and delves deeper within the universe without actual giving too much detail once again. Am I intentionally vague? Yes. But you guys love me for that. L's sickness is explored a bit, along with a bit of character development on Raito's part, but that's all I can say without giving too much away. Hopefully, this one-shot will give you something to really explore in terms of people who live with cancer and those people who have to live with the burden of loving those very same people (though I wouldn't consider it a burden, as I know this scenario first hand, but it is the best way I can describe how heart-wrenching it can be to watch someone else's decay without being able to actually do anything about it). Told you it wouldn't be fluffy and cute, but noooooo. You guys just HAD to have more. Well, here ya go. -.-;

Summary: There was an undeniable connection between them that Raito both cherished and longed to deny, yet being by Lawliet's side was all Raito knew. It was never easy to watch someone else's demise... especially when it was someone so close to your heart.

Final Status: Complete

"All the Rest": The fantastical three-part conclusion to our little world of angst/sickness/drama is finally here! Spawning from the one-shots "Halfway There" and "Back to You" comes "All the Rest", in which we finally see just what hell I've been insinuating all this time, and just get to the damn point already. Will there be character death? Will we get a happy ending? How will our little characters react to the potential possibility to one of their own being on the verge of death... uh... without a magical death-dealing notebook, evil maniacal geniuses or crazy inner monologues involved in the picture, anyway. Guess you'll just have to read to find out...

Summary: There was a set of choices for the both of them to make, but Lawliet had always known that in the end, the most important of decisions would always rest on his own shoulders. Raito still had a life to live even if he said otherwise. Sequel to "Back to You"

Final Status: Complete

"Sometimes": Short drabble taking place before Raito actually meets with L, but doesn't actually have any specific place in that short timeline. It's written in second person, as I felt I really needed to touch up on that certain point of view writing-wise (as I'm used to writting mainly in third person, and maybe first person from time to time on such short stories like "In Between"). I think it really captures a humanized perspective on Light as his failed conscience goes on unheard. Yes, I'm one of those people that thinks that (actually, I'm pretty damn sure) it's most probable that Light is a sociopath (Not a psychopath, people, sociopath... there is a difference), but I also know first-hand that it doesn't really take all that much to create a monster as well. It's amazing to me what human's label other's to dissociate themselves from people or things out of the norm, and I really wanted to bring Light's "fall" from humanity in perspective to contradict his 'sociopathic' roots. Hopefully, I did ok. Lol.

Summary: Sometimes, you wonder why you do it. And that's when you pick up your pen... and simply do it again.

Final Status: Complete

"In Between": Short angst-filled one-shot in Light's First Person P.O.V. Basically revolves around the hopelessness of LxLight's relationship within canon, and can be taken as a sort of small representation of Light's battle with his own humanity, you could say. Sounds fun, huh? I actually like this one. I think I'm shocking people with the angst I'm pumping out with. (... ... ... I said pumping out. XD) If you likey my sad stuff... one more story to add to the growing collection.

Summary: In between the Light and the Darkness lay the fine line of good versus evil; a line they had both yet to cross... The same line that stood as a barrier for what could have and should have been. LxLight

Final Status: Complete

"This Game": Another angst-fest featuring none other than the two angst-Kings, L Lawliet and Yagami Light. It's more poetic than other things I've written, much like my other little drabble, 'In Between,' but my shorties tend to be. I like to color the contrast people like to blur over between the two; though they are a lot alike, there are still differences (Major differences) cut in between them. So if you like a good dollop of angst mixed in with a small drop of shounen-ai, this is the drabble for you!

Summary: In the end, they were just two players within a much larger game, both replaceable in their own right. So what was to stop them from actually reaching over the distance that divided them apart? LxLight

Final Status: Complete

"Cash Cab Insanity": My first stand alone one-shot that ISN'T angsty. Or depressing. Or angsty-depressing. Woo-hoo! Lol! Another brain-child of both myself and Kitsune55, this is definitely the one-shot that keeps on giving. XD Really, all credit goes to Kitsune55, who did all the hard work. I managed to pull it altogether, but she was the one who gave me the ingredients to do so. ((Sniffle)) Please read our baby. And no, that did not sound creepy. At least not today. Lol!

Summary: Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...

Final Status: Complete

Little bit about myself- Let's shake things up a bit...

Favorite Color: NO! STOP IT! THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS!

Age: 21 (Every time someone finds out my age, they freak out. Apparently, I'm very immature for my age. Who would've thought?)

Gender: She-male. ((blink)) What?

What's life like for you, Hari-chan, and why don't you update more often?: Because, shut up.

Really? You can't just update more often? Why can't you just answer the question?!: ... ... ... So's your face. :P Next question!

What is the meaning of life?: Destroying everyone else's (And Utada Hikaru, who is my musical goddess and shall be praised for all of eternity by me. Lol!)

Who's your daddy?: Um... what?

Pairings??: I'm a pairing-hugger. ((blinks)) What? I love them all! Even the freaky ones! XD Though I do think it's kind of obvious what my OTP is... -.-; Would people freak out if I decided to write about something else? I... would rather not find out, actually. LOL.

Favorite Kind of Pudding: PUDDING!? WHERE!? I love pudding so much... ((Actually, I really do love pudding. Seriously.))

((Sweat drop)) Anything else you want to add?: Um... the world is a stage and we're all just winging it as we go!

Now, it's TIME TO DANCE! Or read my stories. Whatever. :D