| Patricia Sage |
Author has written 85 stories for Mortal Instruments, Glee, Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, Pokémon, Twilight, Marvel, White Collar, and Avengers. Hello there :) I am Patricia Sage. I hope that life is treating you well. Here are a couple things about me... I love music, glitter, thinking, sleeping, eating, family, smiling, singing, cats, writing, rainbows, friends, playing, acting, otters, crunchy leaves, dancing, saskatoon pie, drawing, sunshine, musicals, and life. My favorite TV shows are Glee, White Collar, Big Bang Theory, Merlin, The New Normal, Phineas and Ferb, and Project Runway. My favorite books are The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, City of Bones/Infernal Devices, and Hero (by Perry Moore). My favorite movies are Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Secret Garden, Pitch Perfect, My favorite musicals are Annie, Wicked, Moulin Rouge, A Very Potter Musical, Beauty and the Beast, Les Miserables, Oliver!, and Chicago. My favorite music artists are Darren Criss, Muse, Coldplay, Tokio Hotel, Charlene Kaye, Maroon 5, Adam Lambert, and Beethoven. Also, while you're on the site, go check out my fabulous sister, imaginess. And, my good friend, the wonderful AngelisIgniRelucent. IMPORTANT NOTE FOR MALEC FANS: All my Mortal Instruments stories are on hiatus. I'm really sorry. They will be continued when I get inspired again. Don't be afraid to PM me! I love to talk! :) 10 reasons why there should NOT be gay marriage in the U.S... 1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Stupid reasons, huh? Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage! So yes. This is me. Thanks for stopping by! :) Take care. -Patricia Sage Tumblr: http://patriciasage.tumblr.com/ | |||||||
1. Weakness reviewsWhen the face of a curly-haired, wide-eyed teenage by appears on the projection screen, Steve Rogers knows there's no turning back. He can hear the change in Tony's breathing beside him, and casts a glance over to his friend to see his shoulders tense under the fabric of his T-shirt. That's his kid on that screen, his enthusiastic little seventeen-year-old by the name of Blaine.Crossover - Glee & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-19-13 - Blaine A. & Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete2. Halo reviews"Kurt turned to the stage when the next glee club was announced. An all-boy a Capella group called the Dalton Academy Warblers. Knowing they were private school boys, he expected to see the blazers and ties, the short hair, the charming smiles. What he didn't expect was for the lead singer to have large white wings coming out of his shoulder blades." Klaine, wingfic, angel!BlaineGlee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-29-13 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete3. The Torn Letter reviewsKurt's heartbroken, sitting on a parkbench in the rain, when a young man by the name of Blaine approaches him.Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-18-13 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete4. I'm Yours reviewsBlaine's a football player. Kurt's a glee club outcast. After past experiences, Kurt's reluctant to trust anybody, but Blaine's determined to show him that his intentions are good.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-7-13 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete5. You Make Me Better reviewsAbout two months after Kurt's big move, Blaine gets a package from New York.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-6-13 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete6. Inseparable reviews"Kurt was his best friend. And, to be honest, Blaine wanted them to be more than friends. He was actually going to make a move, but there was no way Blaine was going to add yet another thing for Kurt to worry about, so he was fine with being friends. However, he'd be lying if he said he didn't fall more in love with Kurt every single day."Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-8-13 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete7. We Go Together reviewsKurt and Blaine just wanted to attend the dance-off like the rest of the couples. They didn't ask to be singled out and tormented. (Klaine set in the Grease universe.)Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-2-13 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete8. Repose reviews"He stared down at his boyfriend, fast asleep and serene, and he felt a familiar tug in his chest at the sight. Blaine looked so young and sweet like this—his hair rumpled, snoring softly, pressing close to Kurt's side—that Kurt wasn't even thinking about moving, no matter how uncomfortable his arm became. Blaine was worth it."Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-8-13 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete9. Flustered reviewsBlaine's not looking for love. So, he's surprised when he (literally) runs into an attractive young man at the Lima Bean.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-27-13 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete10. Priorities reviews"Cooper realized two things in that moment; 1) Tabitha clearly didn't want his little brother around. 2) Blaine was way more important to Cooper than she was." Anderbros.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-26-13 - Cooper A. & Blaine A. - Complete11. A New Dawn reviewsMercedes is having a New Year's Eve party. Kurt is lonely. But, that might change when a certain group from Dalton makes an unexpected appearance.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-24-13 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete12. Thankful reviewsThanksgiving dinner with the Hummel/Hudson/Anderson family. Klaine! Fluff!Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-14-13 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete13. A Spoonful of Sugar reviewsSugar pays Kurt and Blaine to make out in front of her.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-12-13 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete14. The Way You Look Tonight reviewsAfter a night out, Kurt and Blaine return to their New York apartment.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-4-13 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete15. Mine reviewsWhen Blaine gets hit with a slushy contaminated with rock salt, and he's writhing on the ground and screaming in pain…something inside Kurt breaks.Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-3-13 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete16. Uplifting reviewsKurt is skiing with his family over the winter break. He gets stuck on the ski lift with a boy who happens to be scared of heights. Klaine. Rated T for slight swearing.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-31-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete17. Beautiful Ruins reviews"Few buildings, few lives/are built so well/even their ruins are beautiful." -Phantom Limbs, Anne Michaels. ZombieApocalypse!KlaineGlee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-21-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete18. Innocence reviewsKurt and Blaine are shopping one evening when they see a little girl crying in the aisle. Klaine to the rescue! Fluff!Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-13-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete19. Responsibility reviewsAfter lip-syncing at the assembly, Mr. Shuester gives the New Directions a lecture, causing Blaine to have an unexpected reaction. Blangst. Blam friendship.Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-4-12 - Blaine A. & Sam E. - Complete20. Puppy Love reviewsKurt bristled, "It's not my cat, okay?" he exclaimed, fighting down a blush, "I just need to walk the freaking thing once around the block for a crazy old lady and then I'll get paid for it. But, no, I can't walk once around the block without getting assaulted, the cat being chased up a tree, and making a total fool of myself." Klaine!Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-4-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete21. Dear Diary reviewsIn that one second it took for our gazes to meet, I was complete. And he has absolutely stunning eyes. I have died every day, waiting for him. And now I found him. I found my soulmate.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-1-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete22. Sparks in the Night reviewsThe New Directions have a party involving a bonfire and drinking games. Klaine. Oneshot. Rated T for language and brief mentions of sex.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-23-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete23. Breathless reviewsBlaine can't swim, so his father signs him up for private lessons. When he imagined what his instructor would be like, he sure didn't imagine somebody like Kurt. Klaine oneshot. Lifeguard!KurtGlee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-16-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete24. Promises reviewsIt's Blaine's sixth birthday and Cooper has to watch over him until their parents get home. Anderbros shenanigans and fluff. Cutiepie!Blaine, teenager!Cooper.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-13-12 - Blaine A. & Cooper A. - Complete25. Hopelessly Devoted reviewsMarley wants help practicing for the lead role in Grease. Artie sets her up with Blaine, who desperately needs a healthy distraction. Marley doesn't know why he's so sad, but she wants to help him out. Marley/Blaine friendship!Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-10-12 - Blaine A. & Marley R. - Complete26. Of Bowling Pins and Bloody Noses reviewsThe New Directions have a celebration party at a bowling alley. One-shot! Klaine!Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-8-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete27. Storm Clouds reviewsDeadpool is causing trouble and Storm is sent to take care of it. Featuring a bit of Klaine. Marvel/Glee Crossover.Crossover - Marvel & Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-5-12 - Kurt H. - Complete28. Gifted reviews"The day that you turn sixteen is a very special day. For, on your birthday, you find out whether you are Gifted. Some children want to be Gifted, and some don't want all the stress and high expectations. However, it isn't up to them to decide." Superhero!Klaine.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-4-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete29. Of Warm Milk and Brotherly Chats reviews"Hey, Kurt?" "What do you want, Finn?" "Um…can we talk? Like, brother to brother?" Furt bonding. Dialogue drabble.Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-3-12 - Kurt H. & Finn H. - Complete30. Warmth reviewsWhile relaxing on a lazy Sunday evening, Kurt and Blaine talk about marriage. Klaine fluff!Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-3-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete31. Chance Encounter reviewsNeal and Peter are investigating an art thief. They go to the place of Kurt Hummel in order to ask him a couple questions. Neal didn't think that he would end up stumbling into a world he tried so hard to forget. A world of the person he used to be...and the people he left behind.Crossover - Glee & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-29-12 - Kurt H. & Neal C. - Complete32. Helpless reviewsBlaine was spending a week with Cooper in New York when it happened.Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-27-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete33. Trick or Treat reviewsBlaine and Kurt always spend Hallowe'en together. Kid!Klaine and then some Established!Klaine. Oneshot.Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-24-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete34. The Noises That He Made reviewsKurt and Blaine are on a date at Breadstix. Kurt enjoys his cheesecake a little too much, and Blaine can't help but get a little distracted. Klaine!Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-22-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete35. Aqua reviewsIt seems like a normal day for Kurt and Blaine, but then they get trapped in a net and taken to the surface. How will they escape? Mermaid!KlaineGlee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-20-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete36. Dress Robes and Dates » reviewsBlaine Anderson, a Gryffindor, has a crush on Kurt Hummel, a Slytherin. With the Yule Ball coming up, will Blaine take this chance to act on his feelings? Hogwarts!KlaineGlee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-8-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete37. Your Hair in the Moonlight reviews"When he opened the door, however, the teacher stopped in his tracks. It wasn't that it was unusual for some of his Glee kids to use the auditorium to perform in their spare time—that happened all the time. No, it was the song that they were singing. Mr. Shuester had found his inspiration."Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-30-12 - Will S. & Kurt H. - Complete38. Winter Wonderland reviewsWinter has always been Blaine's favorite season.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-30-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete39. Closure reviews"He was wearing red pants and a deep blue T-shirt with a bowtie that had little sailboats on it. And, looking into his face, Mrs. Rose did feel that she had seen him before. It took her a few moments of studying him before she finally realized why. She barely recognized his face without all the blood on it."Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-28-12 - Blaine A. - Complete40. I'm A Nice Guy reviewsThe Glee Club guys didn't realize that these unconscious acts of physical contact were a sign that he was letting his fears go away, that this was a trait of the dapper boy that they rarely got to see. However, when Blaine fully decided to let his guard down around them, the boys understood that this was a simple sign of fraternal trust.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-21-12 - Blaine A. & New Directions - Complete41. Beauty and the Beast » reviewsKurt, a pretty but strange boy, wants a change from his provincial life. What he didn't expect was to find love in a gloomy castle, in which resided a beast with a curse needing to be broken. Klaine!Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,298 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 8-29-12 - Published: 12-29-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A.42. Serendipity reviewsBlaine's lost in Hogwarts Castle, and it's past curfew. He's just trying to find his way back to the Gryffindor common rooms. Until he runs into Kurt, a Slytherin. And why is he wandering so late at night, anyway? Hogwarts!Klaine.Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-27-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete43. Advice » reviewsWhen Blaine is upset, it makes him feel better to talk about it. However, when he's upset about Kurt, the person he normally goes to for comfort, who is he going to call? Anderbros dialogue drabble.Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-27-12 - Published: 8-24-12 - Blaine A. & Cooper A. - Complete44. Nothing Can Touch Us reviewsWhile the rest of his family is out having dinner at the Berry household, Kurt decides to visit Blaine. He's had a lot on his mind this past week. Set during 'On My Way'. Klaine hurt/comfort.Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-25-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete45. Chosen » reviewsThere's a legend about seven Chosen Ones, all being born within the same generation, only once in a cycle of every 1500 years. Together, they create the ultimate weapon. Klaine AU.Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,520 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-12-12 - Published: 7-18-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H.46. Unexpected reviews"You see, physical conflicts aren't the only thing that can tear peace and normalcy apart. Sometimes, whatever higher power decides that normalcy is too boring and throws a monkey-wrench into the peace. Oh, why did they have to pick on me?" Embry/Jasper ONESHOT.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-29-12 - Embry & Jasper - Complete47. Close To You reviewsI take a deep breath and let it out, "Kurt..." I press close to him, feeling his breath tickle my face and ruffle my hair, "I want you to drink from me." vampire!KurtGlee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-24-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete48. Lost reviews"Well, I saw this light and then I got lost and then I heard singing and then I found Blaine." Kid!KlaineGlee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-19-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete49. No Longer Just a Name reviewsIt was a slow Friday night at the shop for Burt Hummel. It's amazing how quickly one's life can change. KLAINE! SOULMATES FIC!Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-5-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete50. Messages reviewsA text conversation between Kurt and Blaine.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-16-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete51. I'll Take Care of You reviewsKurt has a cold. Blaine skips school to take care of him. Klaine fluff galore.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-15-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete52. Misunderstandings reviewsKurt's in the kitchen getting some food. Blaine is in Kurt's bedroom when Finn comes for advice. Finn misunderstands. Protective!Finn, dialogue drabble, fluffy.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-7-12 - Finn H. & Blaine A. - Complete53. As Long As You're Mine reviewsWhile relaxing in bed one evening, Kurt opens up to Blaine about his insecurities. Major Klaine fluff!Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-8-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete54. Brick by Boring Brick reviews"In his entire life, Kurt had only ever dreamed about one thing...well, one person to be exact." Klaine. :3Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-3-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete55. Let It Snow reviews"These little ways of making Kurt like winter had brought Blaine to where he was now...in a park, crouching behind a bush, and anticipating the arrival of his boyfriend." Klaine!Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-22-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete56. Fifteen Children, One House, One Shuester reviewsWill Shuester has always wanted children, but never did he expect this. Kid!NewDirections with dashes of kid!Klaine and kid!BrittanaGlee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-22-12 - Will S. - Complete57. Welcome to Bone City » reviewsMagnus Bane, a new student, moves to Bone City and falls for Alec Lightwood, a jock/aspiring musician. All human. Malec!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,565 - Reviews: 329 - Updated: 2-18-12 - Published: 12-11-10 - Magnus B. & Alec L.58. I Love You reviewsBlaine's eye surgery is on Valentine's Day. Kurt is determined to make this day as special as possible. Klaine fluff galore with a tiny appearance of ND.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-12-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete59. Salsa, Sketchbooks, and Phone Calls reviewsA little bit of Finn, a little bit of Klaine, a whole lot of fluff, and a little craziness; that's what this fanfiction is made of.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-4-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete60. Tonight reviewsWhat if Finchel and Klaine had 'done it' before West Side Story? How would the conversation between Blaine, Rachel and Artie have gone during rehearsal? T for very vague implied sexy time. Dialogue exercise.Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-27-12 - Blaine A. & Rachel B. - Complete61. LMFAO reviewsKurt tries to teach Finn how to play chess. Burt and Carol are embarrasing. Based off of a personal experience.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-18-12 - Kurt H. & Finn H. - Complete62. Freaky Friday » reviewsTwo couples fighting leads to an unexptected magical occurance. How do Malec and Clace deal when Alec and Clary switch bodies? And, how can the process be reversed?Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,451 - Reviews: 200 - Updated: 12-21-11 - Published: 6-4-11 - Alec L. & Clary F.63. Anger » reviewsWhat would have happened if Kurt had gone after Blaine when he exploded in 3x08? All that EMOTION! Starts a little angsty, but fluffy Klaine is the result at the end. Warning: mild spoilers for "Hold on to Sixteen"Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-9-11 - Published: 12-8-11 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete64. The Breakfast Club » reviewsBased off of the 80's teen movie of the same title, exept with TMI characters. Clary, Alec, Jace, Isabelle, and Magnus are 5 teens from seperate cliques forced into Saturday detention. What will happen when they have to spend 8 hours together? M/A, J/C.Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 11-5-11 - Published: 7-24-11 - Alec L. & Magnus B.65. Squirtle's Autobiography reviewsThis is Squirtle's life, as written by Squirtle. Please read, it's for a good cause!Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-4-11 - Squirtle/Zenigame - Complete66. Connection » reviewsWhat if Alec's and Max's birthdays were on the same day? How would this affect Alec after Max's death? GHOST MAX! You know you want to read it...Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-15-11 - Published: 10-12-11 - Alec L. & Magnus B. - Complete67. Verbotene Liebe » reviewsAlec is being forced to marry a rich Countess who has taken an interest in him. What will happen when Alec meets Magnus and falls in love? How will this affect his and his family's future? Malec, AU.Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 9-4-11 - Published: 7-5-11 - Alec L. & Magnus B.68. Remembering Alec reviewsIt had been 76 years since Alec had died.Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-27-11 - Magnus B. & Alec L. - Complete69. Spider In His Ear reviewsHow, exactly, Matt happened to get a spider in his ear. Poor dear.Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-19-11 - Matt R. - Complete70. Tears of Joy reviews"Those had better be tears of joy, Lance!" Kurt is concerned about Lance after a particularily grueling cheerleading practice. What will come of their little chat? Kurt/Lance the cheerleader, oneshot.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-25-11 - Kurt H. - Complete71. National Kissing Day reviewsTo celebrate national kissing day, I wrote malec cuteness on how they would celebrate it. Very fluffy.Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-6-11 - Alec L. & Magnus B. - Complete72. Coming Out reviewsReally really bad title! The events following the Malec kiss in the Hall of Accords. Alec talkes to his parents and learns things about his dad that he didn't know before.Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-26-11 - Alec L. & Magnus B. - Complete73. Roller Rink reviewsIsabelle forces everybody to go to the couples night at a roller rink. But, Magnus can't skate! Malec fluff. Oneshot.Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-26-11 - Alec L. & Magnus B. - Complete74. I Couldn't Let You Drown reviewsMy take on MagnusPOV of the scene in CoA where Alec falls off the boat. Malec! *heart*Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-16-11 - Magnus B. & Alec L. - Complete75. Unlikely Companionship reviews"You're in love with Jace." Alec winces at this, but Simon continues. "And I'm in love with Clary. Jace loves Clary; Clary loves Jace. You see, we're in the same boat here." Simon/Alec friendship.Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-10-11 - Alec L. & Simon L. - Complete76. Lonely » reviewsThey had something in common: loneliness. A pairing of my two favorite characters in ID: Magnus and Jem. It's JEMNUS! I suck at summeries. Give 'er a try!Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 2-7-11 - Published: 11-9-10 - Jem C. & Magnus B.77. Unrequited Love » reviewsWe all know that Alec spent most of CoB pining over Jace, but what if the roles were reversed? What if Jace realized he had feelings for Alec, but Alec's already taken by our favorite sparkly warlock? Don't worry, it's malec. Slightly crack-ish.Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-29-11 - Published: 1-22-11 - Jace W. & Alec L. - Complete78. Hodge reviewsHodge watches as Isabelle, Jace, and Alec grow up and wishes that he could do something more for them to ease their suffering. But all he can do is watch. Set before CoB.Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-8-11 - Hodge S. & Alec L. - Complete79. New Moon, Malec style! » reviewsBasically, New Moon with our favorite characters from the Mortal Instruments!Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-2-11 - Published: 9-22-10 - Alec L. & Magnus B. - Complete80. Chaos reviewsMagnus and Alec get a new arrival into their family. Fluff! :3 Read if you like Malec and kitties!Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-4-10 - Alec L. & Magnus B. - Complete81. Pain and Loss reviewsA depressing one-shot regarding the aftermath of a raid of demons. Warning: contains character death.Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-27-10 - Magnus B. - Complete82. Teenage Dream reviewsKaty Perry's song with lovely Malec situations.Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-6-10 - Magnus B. & Alec L. - Complete83. Spiders reviewsJace was grinning. "Come on, surely you've got a phobia or two. What scares you?" Alec thought for a moment. "Spiders," he said. City of Ashes, pg. 283 A backstory on Alec's arachnaphobia.Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-4-10 - Alec L. & Jace W. - Complete