my email is scaryrabbitz@yahoo.comsince ff.net isn't letting me change it right now!

"People never know what they are missing when they decide not to read a piece of brilliant written work that they glance upon for just a few seconds. Every magnificent writer is overlooked... Including me..."

Be generous and review this fool+

Last updated: October 2004

Okay, so maybe i've been gone for quite teh while, but i'm back! from outer space! i just walked in--ahem! yeh... well i really didn't get the chance to proofread most of the new chapters so if there are in spelling errors, just tell me and i shall fix them. i have a lot more stuff i'm writing right now so expect a huge update from me VERY soon! Kiss kiss, chow!

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Name: Ra Kayla "the Soupster" Campbell

Alias: Noodle Thief, Sou-Pi-Oh, Raky, Self-proclaimed Yuu Yuu Hakusho no Otaku

Age: undetermined, i failed math

Nationality: African-American, French (Creole), German, Cherokee

Medical (mental) issues: Kleptomaniac, Masochist, Sadist, Noodlemaniac

Occupation: Harsh, yet helpful, critic... when she wants to be

Author Class: First Class (+Elite)

Writing Style: Advanced, detailed

Anime/Games/Manga of choice: Xenosaga, DragonBall Z, American McGee's Alice, Yuu Yuu Hakusho, Kingdom Hearts, Yu-gi-ou, Sonic-ness, Ranma 1/2, Inu Yasha, FLCL, Peach Girl, many more...

Exploits in fanfictions: Fanservice-ness, Gore, Shounen-Ai, Shoujo-Ai, Yuri, Yaoi, Vulgarity, NC-17-ness, naughty-ness, nudity-ness, intense fight scenes, "sailor talk", Angst-y, scrupulance, "hot steaming Foreign intercourse", etceteras etceteras

Wanted by: The Overprotective Mommies of America (OMoA) and the beefcakey men with the pretty, white binding jackets

Partner(s) in Crime: S.U.G.A.R. letakato, The Underprotective Daddies of America (UDoA) they give in to anything...

Convictions: Public displays of being Psychotic; Being a harsh critic; Making too many fanfictions without finishing other sagas; Too many unique ideas for one mind; Extortion by any means possible; Theft of noodles

Appearence: Powdered cinamonish skin that will turn emerald when enraged. Wears 80s / international things

Weapon: known to use noodle bowls, chopsticks, and honky tonky mushrooms

Trademark: Giving the currency of dried up noodle bits

If encountered: If you run, she will chase. If you stay, she will kill. If you attack, she will somehow deflower you.

Distract her with: Sex Pistolsmerchandise and plaid skirts!

"Stealing one noodle at a time"-me

"Look, I'm one Noodle richer."-me

"No fanfiction is ever perfect, it is the improvement of the author that makes it perfect. That and determination."-believe it or not, me

"The desire to do better than what you (and others) know you are capable of is the first step to becoming a great novelist."-again, believe it or shove it, me

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Disturbing the peace since 2003

Anywayz, please enjoy reading my work, i wouldn't mind reading yours if you like :) I even do reviews, but lemme warn ya, i am a tough critic but i tell it like it is in the best way possible, i would never bring my level done to being so immature into flat out saying: "YOU SUX!111111 Thiz teh sux! You sux and you have a little You butt hairs on your >>insert family member of choice here For my fics summaries: >> "quotes of the overall reading of the text." blah blah my summary. (Noodle rating from 1 to 5, 5 being the greatest, just like stars but instead i say bowls)