Author has written 12 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Mediator, and Harry Potter.

Hi, everyone. I'm sorry! I'm soooo sorry! I've completely hit a snag. I don't even *read* Buffy stories anymore. *hangs head in shame* I'm so afraid that I'll screw up what I already have by updating. I'm a bit more active on fictionpress. I've gotten addicted to slash recently, Draco/Harry. (Read Different Worlds by minerva alistor!) I don't know when I'll update again...email me if you *have* to read my stuff, though, maybe I'll hurry up. If you want to read original stuff, I'm a lot more active on fictionpress.net under the name "Hitler Youth".

Progress: Killer Pretty. Harry Potter. I don't like this much anymore. No one is reading it. Bah.

Onto the quotes(So you know, Cannibal! The Musical and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind are awesome!).


"Your cookies are lame
Your chips are the same
You get no respect cause
You're not what you claim

Poser Exposed
Hoser dehosed
I should step on your toes
You're deposed"

"There will be no performance today/There will be no curtain call/He can no longer perform for you/So witness the grandest spectacle of all/It's a one night engagement/So make your way to the front row/It's the death of a jester/It's one dead man's show.

"There are no mourners today/Only spectators at the scene/Relishing in this bizarre event . . . /He died from no acclaim/I heard his dying words/As his final breath he gave/He wanted to be taken seriously/Now he's taken to the grave."

"I came up with a new game-show idea recently. It's called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns onstage. They look back at their lives, see who they were, what they accomplished, how close they came to realizing their dreams. The winner is the one who doesn't blow his brains out. He wins a refrigerator." -Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

"Are there any more big rivers between here and Breckenridge? - [imitating Packer] Oh no, just the Colorado. - The biggest fucking river I've seen in my entire life he said dripping with water!" -Cannibal! The Musical

"You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'." -Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

"Probably the most important thing is that when things get really bad and the world looks its darkest, you just have to throw up your hands and say "Well, alright!" cause it's probably gonna get a whole hell of a lot worse." -Cannibal! The Musical

I like this song a lot, especially after I realized what it was about. Go Maynard!

"You're such an inspiration for ways that I will never ever choose to be
Oh so many ways for me to show you how your savior has abandoned you

Fuck your god, your lord, your christ
He did this took all you had
and left you this way
Still you pray never stray
Never taste of the fruit
Never thought to question why

It's not like you killed someone
It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side
Praise the one who left you broken down and paralyzed
He did it all for you

Oh so many ways for me to show you how your dogma has abandoned you
Pray to your christ to your god
Never taste of the fruit
Never stray never break
Never choke on a lie
Even though he's the one
who did this to you
Never thought to question why

It's not like you killed someone
It's not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side
Talk to jesus christ as if he knows the reasons why
He did it all for you

He did it all for you."
-"Judith" by A Perfect Circle


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