Hi... yeah, well, my real name really isn't important, neither is my address or my appearance. I have been on fanfiction for quite a long time, but I had a shared account with my friend and I decided to create my own. Maybe you should know that I am German, but I like the English language better. That's it...

Hobbies: I love to write stories, which is part of the reason I signed up at first. I also love to read books and of course fanfictions. I love movies and TV shows. Very much. But I don't sit in front of my laptop all day (well at least not always). I also love meeting my friends and sports.

TV shows: Many... Moonlight, Primeval, Pushing Daisies, Scrubs, The Mentalist, Lie to me, Dr. House, Eureka, Firefly, Reaper, Burn Notice, Supernatural, Criminal Minds, Numb3rs, Bones, Chuck, Hawaii-5-0, the new V and Heroes (I've just discovered this awesome show)

Movies: Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribean, Ocean's, Prince of Persia, X-Men, Pride and Prejudice, The curious case of Benjamin Button, The Island, School of Rock, Star Trek 2009, Inception, The Avengers and basically everything involving Johnny Depp

Novels: Night Watch, Lord of the Rings, Hunger Games, The Palace of Laughter, A Clockwork Orange, P.S. I love you, The Host, Inkheart, Intertwined, The Golden Compass, The Picture of Dorian Gray and many German books I don't know the English Title

Actors: I like many actors but my favourite ones are Johnny Depp and Ewan McGregor. Love them. I just found a new favorite actor: Jake Gyllenhaal. He's so amazing. And James McAvoy (since X-Men: First Class, because he's perfect as Charles)

I usually (or not) ship the canon pairings, but am open to everything else, too. (Because seriously always reading of the same pairings, gets boring real soon.)

Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.
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I love to read good stories and to ensure that people will continue to write those fics I will vow to review all stories I enjoy!

I won't beg for reviews. I know people will write a review if they want to.

I don't ever write "don't like, don't read", because well, I think that goes without saying.

I try to answer your review, because just like every writer I love to get feedback.

I always do my best to write my stories in consent with the original plot. Otherwise I'll write AU in the summary.

I am horribly undisciplined while writing a story and I'm very sorry for that. I am working on it. Until then I'll update when my muse strikes.

I post only about a tenth (or less) from what I write for various reasons.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy-and-pastes, copy this onto your profile.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile

98 percent of teenagers have either drank alchohol or done drugs. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, post this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever tried to go up the down escalator (or vise versa) and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this to your profile.

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said ‘Pull’ copy this in your profile.

If you love Johnny Depp not only because he is smokin’ hot, but because he is a brilliant actor, independent, intelligent, kind and loves kids, copy and past this.

If you think being smart is a turn-on and will not dumb yourself down for any man, copy and paste this.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you habe ever tried to hi-five somebody and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and past this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and past this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten a sond stuck in your head that you only knew a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something elsestuck in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I, Illuminazione, do solemmly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, it’s age or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love!

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If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

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If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you wished you could either own or star in primeval copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Against homophobia
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it..