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| ShadowManipulator7 |
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Author has written 17 stories for Danny Phantom, Bones of Faerie, Teen Titans, Twilight, A Little Snow Fairy Sugar/ちっちゃな雪使いシュガー, Invader Zim, How to Train Your Dragon, One Piece, Victorious, Ouran High School Host Club, and Mythology. Last updated: 03/16/2012 Hello! About me: I am a classic and certifiably insane dingbat because I am different from others (i'm even different from some of my friends) but I don't really give a hoot about it. I enjoy writing, drawing, and acting. I love animals, I'm a vegetarian, and I frown upon war and global warming. I am beginning to write fanfics because I have nothing better to do. And yes, that is the truth. That's a devil. It is my signature '-.-' DeviantART - ShadowManipulator7 Basic facts about me: I live in Sac with my 'rents, go to Hi Skool with my best buds, and I currently hate the world and all it's tiny, despicable flaws - or giant flaws, whichever makes more sense. These are some other basic facts about me. Fav Colour: Black; Navy; Green; Crimson; Violet (mostly black, though) Fav Food: Italian Fav Animal: Bears Fav Place: Scotland; Europe; New Zealand Fav Hero: GIR (Invader Zim) Fav Book(s): Harry Potter, Crank, Number the Stars, The Chronicles Of Vladimir Tod, A Series Of Unfortunate Events, The Kidnapping Of Christina Lattimore, Lord Of The Rings, How To Train Your Dragon series Fav Movie(s): Pan's Labyrinth, How To Train Your Dragon, Voices, Addam's Family, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Sweeney Todd: A Demon On Fleet Street, Juno, Hellboy, The Proposal, Paul, Practical Magic Fav Show(s): Danny Phantom, Fringe, Full House, Invader Zim, Teen Titans, Raising Hope, iCarly, Victorious, Supernatural, Big Bang Theory Fav Band(s): Evanescence, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance, Flyleaf, Linkin Park, Kidneythieves, Green Day (come on, who doesn't love 'em?), Three Days Grace, Korn, 3 Doors Down, Daughtry, Paramore, Lacuna Coil, Nickelback, Stabbing Westward, Black Eyed Peas, Muse, No Doubt, 3oh!3, Fireflight, All-American Rejects, Bullet For My Vallentine, Boys Like Girls, KSM, The Lonely Island, Seether, Adema, Finger Eleven, Pretty Reckless, Breaking Benjamin, Fall Out Boy, Sick Puppies, Black Veil Brides, Panic! At The Disco, Blood On The Dance Floor, Slayer, Owl City, The Veronicas, Marilyn Manson Fav Singer(s): Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, Adam Lambert, Lady Gaga, P!nk, Kelly, Fergie, Rob Zombie, Katy Perry, Gwen Stefani, Ke$ha, Taylor Swift, Weird Al Yankovic, Carrie Underwood, Bruno Mars, Utada Hikaru, Adele Fav Play: Wicked Fav Manga/Anime: Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle; Naruto; One Piece; Bleach; Soul Eater; Ouran High School Host Club Fav Language: Sarcasm Least-fav Colour: Pink; Yellow; Orange; White Least-fav Food: Greek Least-fav Animal: Monkey Least-fav Place: Any place located on the Equator (just because it's too hot!) Least-fav Hero: Speedy (Teen Titans) Least-fav Book(s): Twilight, The Voyage of the Frog, The House Of Night series, Love Stargirl, Nancy Drew series, The Da Vinci Code, The Host Least-fav Movie(s): Push, Over The Hedge, Star Wars, Star Trek, Happy Feet, 500 Days Of Summer, The Notebook, Up Least-fav Show(s): The Office, Sonny with a Chance, Jonas, Glee Least-fav Band: Jonas Brothers, Nirvana, Maroon 5, Nine Inch Nails, The Beatles, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Kings Of Leon, The Rolling Stones, Guns N' Roses, Metallica, Big Time Rush Least-fav Singer(s): Justin Bieber, Rob Pattinson (he cannot sing for SHIT!), Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Micheal Jackson, Kris Allen, Ozzy Osborne Least-fav Play: RENT Least-fav Manga/Anime: Pokemon; Death Note; Hellsing Least-fav Language: Skepticism I hope you like my stories, whoever-is-reading-my-Profile! Happy Shadow Day! Eat your vegetables! Whatever (goes off to play PS2 or Gamecube) PEACE OUT! '-.-' \)/) ／l、 x,...,x put this on your profile if you support vampyres . . .and no! not those fudging idiots that sparkle! http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/168733/which-teen-titans-character-are-you I'm Raven, from the Teen Titans from the quiz above ^ see what member of the Titans you are. This section of my profile is focused on some of my stories and my OC's, since i write A LOT of OC's in my fanfics. Last Updated: 02/06/2012 ~OC's: A Titan Baby: No original characters - yet? Casper Idol: Crystal: CPR: No original characters. Cure To Hiccups: No original characters. Favourite Colours: No original characters. Kiss Me Again: No original characters. Lovebug: No original characters. Loving Inebriation: Cherry Deleo: Chery Deleo Loving Revenge: The Battle Of Blood: Bloodlust: Bloodlust Madman: Rabbitpaws: Rabbitpaws Sniper: The End Of The World: This Close: No original characters. Too Bad: No original characters. Werewolf's Night: No original characters. ~End~ ~Future chapters to post: Casper Idol: Hiatus - will update Chapter 2 eventually after edits. Loving Revenge: Chapter 8 will be up in about a week or two, just be patient. The Battle Of Blood: Hiatus - will update Chapter 2 eventually after edits. The End Of The World: Hiatus - will update Chapter 2 eventually after edits. ~End~ That's it for now, but I'm going start updating once a week, unless I've updated more on a certain story or something. Aren't OC's awesome? You can make them as bitchy as you want! Funny Stuff: (me and a triplet during lunch break at school) Me: watcha' listenin' to? (i grab her headphones and place them in my ears) Triplet: i'm not listening to anything right now . . . Me: (starts to rock out to nothing) Triplet: (points to me when our other friends stare at me weirdly) i have no clue what she's listening to. (everyone laughs) (me and my family eating on Mother's Day. everyone is talking about something i really don't care about) Me: (staring at the ceiling while everyone talks) the ceiling is pretty. Everyone else: (stops talking and looks up at the ceiling) Mom: yeah, it is. (me, my grandma, and my cousin dipping our feet in the pool. cousin and grandma talk about the colour of the house randomly) Grandma: it's not a very blue colour . . . Cousin: the guy was right. the paint is called Thumper because it looks like the freaking little grey bunny from Bambi. Me: (giggles uncontrollably) (me, my grandma, and my cousin dipping our feet in the pool. grandma asks me for the water guns on the other side of the pool) Me: (i reach my hand out and open my hand) Telekinesis! Grandma: nice try, but i don't think it's going to work. Me: sure it will. haven't you watched X-Men? (cousin and grandma laugh at me) (me standing in the hallway while mom, cousin, and Raven clean out the storage room. mom finds a lot of my kid stuff and taunts me with it) Mom: you used to do a lot of weird stuff when you were little, Shadow. Me: really, like what? Mom: you don't remember screaming at the birds? Me: (this got me really interested) why did i scream at birds? Mom: i don't know. one morning when you were about five i woke up to you screaming out the window 'SHUT UP!'. i went to go look and the birds flew away. (the four of us break down laughing) (me and Raven sitting in the living room. he reads something quietly while i just sit there) Me: (starts laughing hysterically for no reason) Him: (looks at me oddly) what are you on? (me and Raven setting up the table for dinner outside. the waterfall in the pool is running and the sun is setting) Him: what's up? Me: the sky. Him: what's going on? Me: (points to the waterfall) the waterfall in the pool. Him: what's happening? Me: dinner. Him: how's it going? Me: (looks back at the waterfall) i don't know how it works. Him: (looks very annoyed. he looks away from me, sits) i'm going to talk to my Margarita now. (whispers) it's okay, she doesn't understand you, but i do. she'll never understand us. (he sips his drink) Me: (laughs hysterically) (me and my family eating dinner outside. we are eating nacho salad) Me: (looks around the table randomly) you know, this isn't even nacho salad. there's no nacho cheese. Raven: because that would be stealing. Me: shut up. (me, mom, and Raven) Raven: (falls over 'dead') Me: mom! your boyfriend died! Mom: oh no, whatever will we do? (i got my sarcasm from her) Me: let's get a stick a poke it! Mom: yay! where's a stick! Raven: oh, hell no! (me, Raven, and mom sitting in mom's car. she's driving) Mom: I'm starting to pickle Okra, so you two will be my tester dummies. Me: did you just call us dummies? Mom: that's the general name for a taste-tester, Shadow. Me: but Raven and i aren't dummies . . . or at least i'm not . . . (me and some friends from school. we're hiding in the bushes from another friend who has no idea where we are) Friend 1: let's pull a prank on him! Me: awesome! (we all huddle together, careful not to be seen, then shout in unison to our friend) FRIEND 2! (we duck back down) Friend 2: (looks around, confused, then goes back to what he was doing) Friend 1: let's do it again! (we huddle again and shout louder) FRIEND 2! (we duck back down) Friend 2: (freezes, drops his stuff, and looks up at the sky) God, is that you!!! Us: (began laughing hysterically. we hear him curse us out) Me: oopsie . . . (i'm the not-so innocent one . . .) ;) (me, cousin, mom, and Raven sitting around the living room after eating a late dinner) Cousin: you look like a doll. Me: why? Cousin: it's just your makeup. you look like one of those porcelain dolls with the elaborate makeup designs around the eyes and stuff. Me: that's silly. Cousin: well, who knows. can you move into different poses? do you have detachable limbs? Me: i sure hope not. (everyone laughs) (me and three friends in class) Big Head: bigfoot! Panda: what? Big Head: bigfoot! Me: shove it up your bigfoot! (my friends pause, look at me, then laugh) (me and my mom in the living room. someone knocks on our door) Mom: Shadow, answer the door. Me: i don't wanna' . . . (me and two friends sitting around during lunch) Creeper: i would only drink if i was at an awesome party or i was at Vegas. Izzy: i love Ve- Me: Vegas! (they laugh) (me and Raven in the kitchen. he is cutting something with a knife while i drink an Izze) Me: it was just a joke, you know. Raven: (looks at me seriously, then points the knife at me, a yard away) I have a knife. Me: (i hold out my drink) I have juice. Raven: wanna' trade? Me: sure! :) (me and The Love Of Hate talking through messages on fanfiction) The Love Of Hate: i promise i won't tell anyone, not even my shower curtains! Me: good! those shower curtains don't deserve to know! (me texting my friends triplet and peace) Triplet: what's up? Me: (looks up) light. [later] Triplet: so how are you? Me: busybusybusybusybusybusybusy . . .did i mention busy? Tripletlolz Me: XD i aim to pleez. Triplet: lol ur wierd xD Me: says who? Triplet: says me Me: stop stinking up my cheerio, god. Triplet: r u high? Me: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! UR LYING!!!!!! no, i've just been reading Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Triplet: wtf i don't understand you. Me: don't feel discouraged, triplet, no 1 understands me. XD 2 answer ur previous question, no i am not high . . .although i wish i could fly. [later] Me: 'gud' is not a word. Triplet: ya it is. Me: says who? Triplet: says meee!!!! Me: really? i've never met this person name meee!!!! before. is he/she nice? Triplet: lol u r helika wierd. Me: helika? Triplet: yes. Me: is it nice there this time of year? [later] Me: hehe, i'm texting u and Peace at da same time. Triplet: kewl. Me: the way u spell 'kewl' sounds like 'jewel'. [later] Peace: ya i guess lol Me: XD yayz! i g2g. i got a friend over now and we r goin swimmin, bu i'll text u later :) byebye Peace! hope u got somewhr . . .like helika! XD (me and my cousin sitting in the living room) Cousin: Shadow, you should have come with us today. there was summer school. Me: at Target? (they said they were going to Target that day, so i had no idea what she was talking about) (me and my mom sitting outside near the pool) Mom: Hey, Shadow, can you look at the timer and tell me how much time there is left. Me: (I start to move towards the timer when it suddenly goes off. I turn back to my mom) None. (me and grandma sitting in the living room) Grandma: so, what are you going to wear tomorrow? Me: well, I was thinking about wearing clothes . . . (me, mom, and cousin swimming in the pool) Grandma: (walks out eating a sandwich) Me: you got a sandwich! (everyone stares at me) (me, mom, and cousin swimming in the pool) Cousin: the aliens are gonna' steal our water. Me: no, they're going to steal our acorns! haven't you seen Chicken Little? Mom: no. Cousin: so pretty much the aliens are just squirrels. Mom: if that's true than why are those bastards stealing my strawberries? (we laugh) (me, mom, cousin, and grandma eating outside. grandma and cousin are eating in the hot tub while mom and i eat at the table) Me: (to cousin and grandma) you guys just left us. you're eating in the hot tub while we eat at the table like cool people. Cousin: the hot tub is cool! Me: the table is cooler! Cousin: well we have jets! Me: well we have chairs! (me, mom, cousin, and grandma outside) Cousin: (swimming at the deep end of the pool, her head barely above the surface) Me: cousin's sinking! (sarcasm) Mom: (looks at cousin, then at me) nah, she's just short. (me, mom, and Raven in the kitchen) Mom: (takes out some cheesecake) Me: gross! you two are eating cheesecake while i have a lollipop! (show lollipop) and it's filled with magic! (me, mom, Rave, and cousin in living room. mom asking me where a movie is) Mom: where's the movie? Me: i don't know. Mom: did you not just hear Raven tell you where the movie is? Me: no. Cousin: (laughs) no . . . Mom: you know where my Buffy Vampire series is? (i nod) it should be in there. Me: okay. Mom: now go get it. Me: my legs are broken. you expect me to walk upstairs with broken legs? (i didn't want to get up from my spot on the couch) (me and Bubbles sitting in my room. i'm laying on my back on my bed while she's playing on my computer) Me: hey, what do you think would happen if i threw this baseball up in the air and it came back down? Bubbles: it'd hit you in the face and it'd really hurt. (me, Bubbles, and Raven in the kitchen. he's making French Toast while Bubbles and i stand and watch) Bubbles: what are you doing? Me: (i was microwaving syrup) heating up the syrup. Bubbles: why would you heat your syrup up if you're putting it on hot pancakes. (Raven and i laugh) Bubbles: what? Me: it's French Toast, dummy. (me and Bubbles in my room on the computer) Me: (randomly) wait! you've always been this disgusting, huh? Bubbles: yeah, ever since elementary school, Shadow. (me and Monster at campsite. we were heading to the bathroom, but had to check in with an adult first) Me: hey, Mark, we're heading up to the bathrooms. Mark: well, good luck, you little rebels. (we bust down laughing) (me and Bubbles in my room on the computer) Me: (puts on my Jack Skeleton jacket while i wear my GIR headband ears) Bubbles: (looks at the ears) wait, i thought i was the one with the horn jacket (looks at the ears closely) oh! now i guess we both can be horny. (me and mom sitting in the living room) Me: isn't Mac awesome! (i was talking about Mac from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends) Mom: that one episode when he had sugar was funny. (she paused) he went on a bender, went on a rampage, and was causing mayhem - it was pretty funny! (me sitting in my room on my computer, reading a story on fanfiction XD) Mom: Night, Shadow (my door was closed, so she didn't see what i was reading) Me: Night, mom (i finished the chapter and went on to the next one) Mom: Love ya', kiddo! Me: Lo- (suddenly annoyed as an advertisement popped up) damn, i hate commercials! Mom: (opens my door and peers in) what? (i laugh) (me, mom, and Raven out in the hot tub) Mom: (talking to Raven) no, there will be no drowning in the hot tub! (she thinks for a second) hey, Raven, don't you have a stick upstairs? Raven: (gives her a serious look) what is the matter with you two? do you just enjoy poking dead things with sticks? Mom: (we giggle) yep! Raven: have you ever seen a dead body? Me: does a dead body count as an animal? Raven: no. Me: then no, but i sure would like to poke one. (me, mom, and Raven out in the hot tub) Raven: (to mom) you're my dollipop. Me: no! she can't be a dollipop! you guys like cheesecake and lollipops are filled with magic! there's no such thing as a dollipop! Raven: (gives me a confused look) what are you on and where can i get some? (we laugh) (me and mom in the living room) Me: (plops down on the recliner after chasing Pixie Dust - our first cat) Pixie hates me! Mom: No, she's just hyperactive. Me: I thought she had pills for that. (me and Bubbles talking on the phone) Bubbles: well, i wanna' talk to him before i go on the suicide mission tomorrow. Me: try again tomorrow . . . if you're still alive. (me writing a status comment on MySpace) Me: when life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch all the little crackerjacks get graped in the mouth - Mood: purple. (me in the hallway with Pixie Dust) Me: (opening up a can of catfood). Pixie Dust: Mreow! Me: Jeez, hungry much? Pixie Dust: Meow! Me: Hold on, it's coming. Mom: Shadow, who are you talking to? Me: The cat. (me and mom walking in the hallway) Me: (bumps arm into a plastic bin) I've been doing that a lot lately! Mom: What? Running into things? Me: Yeah! (me and Raven in the kitchen) Me: (picks off a piece of lint from his shirt) [because i'm OCD like that]. Him: (pretending to be outraged) Hey, those are my friends! (i laugh) (me chasing one of my cats down the hallway) Me: I'm gonna' pet you! (me sitting on the computer. door suddenly opens) Raven: pork chop sandwiches! (closes the door again) Me: (confused) what in the hell? (me, mom, and Raven sitting in the living room) Me: (gets up, then bangs foot on the coffee table) OW! Raven: (sarcastically) Oh, Shadow, watch out. (me, mom, and Raven sitting in the living room. we're discussing Trick-Or-Treating rules while out at night) Mom: So, don't go TPing houses or chucking eggs at little children, alright? Me: (sighs) Okay, mom seriously! One, do you honestly think that I'd do something like that? Mom: No. Me: And two, even if I had done those things, do you honestly think I'd get caught? (me alone in my room on the phone with Bubbles) Me: (explaining a scary movie) So, she's all alone in the house when suddenly- (doors slams open) Mom: Hi, Shadow! Me: (shrieks) Cheezits, mom! (she laughs at me) Bubbles: (on other end of the phone) What? What happened? (me and The Love Of Hate in math class) The Love Of Hate: Don't say the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon. (me and The Love Of Hate in history class) Me: (hands her my notebook) Here, read this fanfiction I wrote and tell me what you think. The Love Of Hate: Okay. (starts reading out loud) 'After the blood curdling-' Me: No! Don't read it out loud! The Love Of Hate: Oh, okay. (reads silently to herself) Me: Don't read it in your head! Your thoughts are too loud! The Love Of Hate: Then how do I read it?! (we laugh) (me and The Love Of Hate in history class) The Love Of Hate: (still reading out loud) Me: What is wrong with you? The Love Of Hate: Uh, I don't know. I, uh, I had breakfast this morning. Me: (stares at her, then bursts out laughing) (me and Raven sitting in the living room) Raven: Shadow, can I have a fruit snack. Me: Sure. (he picks one up and is about to eat it when mom rushes in suddenly) Mom: Don't eat that! Raven: (freezes) why? Mom: Oh, hi. I wasn't talking to you. (runs over to the cat and takes fuzz out of her mouth. we laugh) (me and Raven in the kitchen. i'm hungry) Me: (looks at the bag full of biscuits. looks at him in a pathetic way) Biscuit for the helpless? Raven: (rolls his eyes) Fine. (me in the pantry) Me: (suddenly finds chocolate bars) I found chocolate! (the smile on my face was frightening) (me, mom, Raven, and my grandma all in the living room. mom and grandma are figuring out how to put together a vacuum) Raven: (looks at them working) A bunch of monkeys. Mom: (turns around) What? Raven: (suddenly nervous) Nothing! (i laugh) (me, mom, and Raven in the living room) Raven: So now that you got the vacuum set up, how is it going to transform? Mom: When we get the All Spark. We just discussed this ten minutes ago. Raven: We did? Me: Yessssssssssss! (we laugh) (me sitting at my computer while mom stands in the doorway) Me: (notices her purple shirt) nice shirt. did you get graped in the mouth? Mom: yeah, a lot. Me: really? by who? Mom: people on the street. it kinda' sucked. (i laugh) (me and cousin in the kitchen) Cousin: You got me sick! Me: Yes! My ingenious plan succeeded! Cousin: You're an evil little child. Me: I know right. :) (me and mom in her room) Mom: Did you see our new closet yet? Me: Not yet. Mom: Then go look at it. Me: (opens the door) I see darkness. Mom: Then turn on the light, dingbat! Me: Hey! You called me a dingbat! Mom: I sure did. (me, The Love Of Hate, friend 1, and Zim [my friend Zim is a girl] at lunch) Zim: You know how I know you're GIR? Me: How? Zim: Because you like chicken legs! Me: (acting horrified) No! I'm a vegetarian! I love waffles! Tacos!!!!! (they all laugh) (me sitting at my computer desk. I hear mom and Raven in the hall talking) Raven: Why do I have to help? Mom: Because you're nice. Me: (snorts) If he's nice then I'm a Jackalope! Mom: (laughs) I guess Shadow's a Jackolope, Raven! (me sitting at my computer desk while Freya stares at me) Freya: Mrew! Me: What? Are you hungry? Here, I'll get you some catfood. (gets up and opens can. turns back around and sees Freya sitting in my computer chair) Hey! What the hell, man?! Freya: (cocks her head to the side) Mew? (me, mom, and Raven sitting in the living room) Mom: (after watching the new Narnia trailer) 'I am always watching you'. Gee, that's kinda' creepy. How do they get any privacy? Me: He's like Santa Claus! Raven: So he watches you go to the bathroom and stuff? That'd be nice. Just say 'Hey, Aslan, watch this. I got something to show you. Yeah, you like that, huh? That turns you on, you pervert!' (mom and i laugh hysterically) (me, mom, and Raven sitting in the living room) Raven: (he, very randomly, yanks off his left shoe and tosses it to the floor) Me: (confused) why did you just throw your shoe on the ground? Raven: Bastard. He made me angry. (i laugh) (me, mom, and Raven sitting in the living room) Mom: (after watching a news 10 report about repeatedly dipping foods) Fucking double dippers! (i laugh) (me, mom, cousin, grandma, and Raven all in the kitchen) Me: (drinking chocolate milk out of an edible candy cane shot glass from Target. i keep pouring the chocolate milk in until i run out and have to keep shooting sips) Raven: Dang, Shadow, you need to slow down there or you're gonna' get a hangover tomorrow! Me: Oh, yeah! I'm getting drunk off of chocolate milk! (everyone laughs) (me sitting at my computer desk. my doors opens suddenly) Raven: Kung-Fu staring contest! (we stare at each other intensely) Me: You guys look great, by the way. (we laugh) (me, mom, and Raven sitting in the living room) Raven: Did you just say 'what' to me? Me: Yeah, I did. What?! Raven: I'ma' kill you with this knife! Me: Well, I'm gonna' kill you with this sharpie! Mom: (laughing) Killing a person with a sharpie! Ha Ha! (me and The Love Of Hate in history class) The Love Of Hate: Don't throw that. Me: (holding her pencil while she reads something) The temptation is unbearable! The Love Of Hate: (snatches it away) Gimme' that! (me, The Love Of Hate, and our other triplet during lunch) Triplet: We haven't had 5th period yet, so I dunno'. Me: (surprised) Wait! We haven't! Then where did I go to?! (they laugh) (me, triplet, Just An Apache Emo Kid, and Lighttwin in science class. Just An Apache Emo Kid, and Lighttwin are slapping each other with pencils and pens) Lighttwin: (laughing her ass off) Just An Apache Emo Kid: Stop it! I'm gonna' slap you so hard you'll see yesterday!! Me: (laughing) What the hell?! That made no sense!! (me and mom in the car listening to music. we were listening to I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance) Me: (when the song ends) I don't think he's okay, mom. Mom: (laughs) Really? What makes you think that? (me, mom, and cousin in the kitchen. they're trying to get me to eat Blue Cheese - yuck!) Me: I don't like Blue Cheese! Mom: Well, Blue Cheese doesn't like you! Me: I already knew that! (they laugh) (me and Zim in English class) Me: (gets a stamp for an assignment from the teacher) Yay! I got a stamp! Zim: (giggles) Wow. (me and Just An Apache Emo Kid in Biology class) Me: Just An Apache Emo Kid, get over here! Just An Apache Emo Kid: What do you want?! Me: A hug! (hugs her) (me and Bean sitting in her room) Bean: What's that state above Oregon? Me: Washington. Bean: How long's that been there? Me: A while. (me looking at pictures on deviantART. I read a story and a picture, then review the picture) MrsZeldaLink: Did the girls see them without the towels? o.o masterrohan: Tehehehehehhehe. Me: I think Astrid would LOVE to see Hiccup, but Ruffnut might be appalled to see her own BROTHER. But the other boys would heal her eyes . . .tee hee XD. masterrohan: "The other boys would heal her eyes" rofl! Me: LMAO. (me, mom, and Raven in the living room. Raven is playing The Legend Of Zelda: The Wind Waker [that game totally kicks ass!]) Mom: (looks up from her magazine) Link is just Zelda's bitch. Me: (laughs hysterically) (me and my mom in the living room) Mom: Shadow, I gotta' talk to you about something. Me: Am I in trouble? Because if I am, I didn't do it! Mom: (laughs) (me texting The Love Of Hate) Me: Wuzzup? The Love Of Hate: The sky. Me: *looks up* Holy shiz! When did that get there?! (me, mom, and Raven sitting in the living room) Me: (blows a raspberry at Raven) Raven: (stands over me, trying to look threatening, reaches into his pocket and pulls out - toothpaste?) Me: (confused) Why do you have toothpaste i your pocket? Raven: (looks at the toothpaste) That's what I really want to know. Me: (laughs) (me and Raven in my room. He just showed me the Bald Eagle video - awwwwww!) Raven: (his hat suddenly falls off) Me: Wait, when were you wearing a hat? Raven: (confused) You didn't see me wearing this hat when I walked in the room? Me: . . .No. (me in class) Student: (very randomly) Teacher, I have found God!! Teacher: That's nice, student, now sit down. Me: (trying very hard not to burst out laughing) (me on my computer. mom suddenly comes in the room with a serious expression) Me: (confused) What? Mom: You forgot to bring up your pillows! Me: Oops . . . Mom: And later when you're asleep, Raven and I are going to beat you with them! (we both burst out laughing) (me and mom in the bathroom) Mom: (pushed me out of the bathroom) Leave. I gotta' pee. Me: Really? You gotta' pee? Mom: (starts to close the door) Yeah. Me: That's amazing! Mom: (closes the door in face) (me texting Bubbles) Bubbles: What should I make for lunch? Me: hmmm . . .how about food? Bubbles: Lol I'm thinking pasta. Me: Lolz ok then. Bubbles: White sauce or red? Me: Green. Bubbles: I don't have green. Me: Ok . . .then try purple. Bubbles: Ok I'll just dye it. (me, mom, Justin, and grandma in the car) Mom: Corn nuts are good. Me: Uh-huh. Mom: Are you listening to your iPod? Me: (takes out ear buds) What? (me sitting at my desk drawing) Me: (finally done drawing) Raven, what do you think of my drawing? Raven: (sarcastically) It looks like shit! Me: Shut up. Raven: (laughs) Me: (going to empty the dustpan full of kitty hair) Raven: Shadow! That's not nice! Let the cat out! Me: (laughs hysterically) (me standing in the middle of the kitchen) Me: Hey, mom, what's this pretty blue light? Cousin: Touch it! Mom: No, don't touch it! Me: Must resist the temptation! (me texting my triplet, The Love Of Hate) The Love Of Hate: Do you know who I am? Me: You're my triplet! The Love Of Hate: Noooo O.O ... I'm the cheesecake ... in your tummy! Me: I hate cheesecake! The Love Of Hate: Well then get me out of here! (we laugh) (me messaging The Love Of Hate) The Love Of Hate: Lmao. I can't wait to see them XD Heyy guess what :D Me: Um ... Hold on, give me a minute ... *thinks* um ... *thinks again* ... urg ... *brain explodes from thinking too hard* gah! I don't know, what, triplet? :D The Love Of Hate: I was going to tell you that I set fire to a condom, but I already posted that journal, so now you know. Me: (falls out of chair laughing too hard) (me in my room. Raven knocks on the door) Me: What? Raven: What? Me: (confused) What? Raven: (chuckles) What? Me: What?! Raven: What? (closes the door) Me: (stands in silence for 3 seconds) What?! Raven: (giggling outside) What? Me: (opens my door) What?! Raven: Shhhhhhhh ... What? Me: (laughs) ... Uh, what? (me eating cake) Cousin: What did you do to your cake slice?! Me: (looks at disorganized cake slice) I had problems . . . (me texting The Love Of Hate) The Love Of Hate: Aaaaaaaah! guess what guess what GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal which brought you 5000 years into the future where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back to bring us all with you to the year 7010 where we are transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically-controlled flying dolphins?! The Love Of Hate: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo . . . (me walking into school on 'Retro Day') Teacher: (looks at my outfit) Now that's retro! You go girl! Me: (laughs) (me walking in the hallway. I hear mom yell from downstairs) Mom: Shadow, can you look for the cats upstairs?! Me: (looking for the cats) I found Freya and Pixie Dust, but not Brownie! Mom: We looked all down here and didn't find her! Me: Well, look again, because she's not up here! Mom: Why don't you look up there again! Me: I'm telling you, she's not - (sees Brownie at my feet) Oh, here she is! Mom: (laughs) (me in the hallway) Raven: (goes in storage room) Admittance is forbidden! Me: No one sees the wizard! Raven: (opens door) Haha! (taps nose, then goes back in the storage room) (me in laundry room) Me: (looks up to see two scarecrows guarding the door, staring at me with twisted smiles. I run into the living room) Why are there scarecrows in the laundry room?! (I was very freaked out) (me, Raven, and mom in living room) Mom: (cleaning. suddenly tosses a cat toy, which accidentally lands in my cereal) Oh!! (breaks down laughing) Me: (looks at her with a shocked expression) What the fuck, man? (me, grandma, mom, and Raven in the car) Raven: Hey, look, a Target truck. Mom: Let's high-jack it! (we all laugh) Hey, mom, look! A Target truck! Grandma: (driving) Let's high-jack it! (we all laugh, except for Raven) Raven: What is it with you people and high-jacking Target trucks?! (me in living room with family) Me: (grabs a bag of corn nuts and heads upstairs to my bedroom) I got Corn Nuts!! Mom: Give me some of those Corn Nuts!! Me: No!! (runs away) Mom: (calling after me) I want the Corn Nuts!! Me: (upstairs) My Corn Nuts!! Raven: (comes out from the room I just passed by) What is wrong with you? Me: (slams bedroom door) Corn Nuts!! This is the part of my profile where I copy and paste random stuff about me and things that I believe in, support, am against, love, just randomly posted . . .and so and so forth. Yada yada yada! blah blah blah! ENJOI! The Stupid Test! (Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 21 or less, than you are not stupid.) P.S. this is not a real test, just something for fun! (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. - [i'm so clumsy] (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking. - [i don't understand how THAT one happened] (x) You have run into a glass/screen door. - [i swear, it's like invisible!] (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. - [hehe, good times] (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. - [story of my life] ~total= 5 (x) You have run into a tree. - [no . . .i was giving it a hug!] ( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow - [sure it is . . .have someone else do it] (x) You just tried to lick your elbow. [yeah . . .] (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. - [ . . .they do!] (x) You just tried to sing them. - [yeah . . .] (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. - [i'm so clumsy] (x) You have choked on your own spit. - [yeah . . .] ( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. - [what's the Matrix?] (x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice - [that's because the brain doesn't usually notice the second word] (x) You just looked at it. - [yeah . . .] (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. - [what's that got to do with anything?! I'm blonde naturally!] (x) People have called you slow. - [well, maybe they're just going too slow for my slowness! . . .wait, that didn't make any sense . . .] ~total so far= 15 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire - [hehe, good times] ( ) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. - [who does that?] (x) You have caught yourself drooling. - [in my sleep] (x) You’ve fallen asleep in class. - [so?] (x) If someone says “fart” you laugh. - [more along the lines of 'fluff'] (x) You just laughed. - [yeah] ~total so far= 20 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking. - [it's soothing] (x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about. - [it's called ADD] (x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you. - [it's like they know!] (x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”. - [got it, screaming excessively] ( ) You use your fingers to do simple math. - [who does that anymore?] ~total so far= 24 ( ) You have eaten a bug. - [YUCK] (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. - [holy shit, you're psychic!] (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. - [oh no, I meant to do that] (x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. - [all the time] ~total so far= 27 (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. - [um . . .] (x) You break a lot of things. - [um . . .confession time . . .] ( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you. - [are you kidding? i'm not supposed to use big words around THEM] (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused. - [and blink, too.] (x) You have fallen out of your chair before. - [hehe, yeah . . .] (x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. - [i spy with my little eye . . .] ~Total all together= 32 Great, I'm stupid . . .somehow, I'm not phased by this news at all, though . . . Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. ( ) ( )This is Pastoolio the If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. FAKE VS. REAL FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. 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The crazy people made me their leader, but then my mom took me away from the asylum we were in... They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people. (unless your the Joker) If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you have a twin that looks nothing like you and/or isn't related to you, copy this into your profile. If you're a vegetarian, kick back with a plate of tofu and copy this into your profile. CAUTION! WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS STUFF THAT AMUSES ME DURING RANDOM MOMENTS WHERE I LAUGH ERRATICALLY FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, FORCING THOSE AROUND ME TO STARE AT ME BLANKLY AND BACK AWAY HASTILY WITH FEAR THAT I MIGHT EXPLODE. JUST ABOUT ANYTHING MAKES ME LAUGH, ESPECIALLY FUNNY, CHILDISH, STUPID CARTOONS. '-.-' Dr. Light: No one defeats Dr. Light! No one! Danny: What do you want, Skulker? Gaz : Let it be known that from this day, until the end of the day, vengeance will be mine. Dib, you will not know the meaning of peace, for I shall rain misery down upon your pizza stealing heart! - Battle Dib/ Invader Zim Poop Dawg: Zim, I have come for you! Gaz: I will plunge you into a nightmare world from which there is no waking! - Game Slave 2/ Invader Zim Dib: I'm delicious! - Bolognius Maximus/ Invader Zim Dib: Ms. Bitters? I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can i go to the nurse? Zim: Why was there bacon in the soap?! Zim: Stop! Stop! Get away! Dib: Ms. Bitters, Zim's trip to the restroom has lasted a real long time. Zim: I shut it off, GIR. It worked. Mandy: Ugh, I hate being on fire . . . - ?/ The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Gaz: Dib drank the last soda . . . he will pay! - The Nightmare Begins/ Invader Zim Dib: What about his horrible green head? Zim: I put the fires out. Tallest Red: Oh, now that's just sad. (both look down at Skoodge) GIR: GIR, reporting for duty. (salutes, eyes glowing red) Brian: You're drunk. Raven: Evil beware, we have WAFFLES. - Cyborg the Barbarian/ Teen Titans Kwan: And now a little poem I like to call 'The Fluffy Clouds All Look Like Footballs'. - Lucky in Love/ Danny Phantom Jack: You got a problem with jumpsuits?! Mrs. Manson: Sam, shouldn't you be in detention? Zim: You can't escape my teleporter, little Gaz, I cut the power. Your pitiful rescue attempt is nothing but a pitiful failure. Stupid, stinking humans. Gaz: There, see? You won, now eat your pizza. - Bloaty's Pizza Hog/ Invader Zim Reporter: Congratulations on discovering the grotesque space monster. Tell us, how did you know he was an alien? Zim: I'm looking for a friend. Would you be- Zim: He's bringing all the children to our secret lair?! Do you realize what this means?! Tucker: I'm not schooled in the ways of the rich, but do all your remotes do that? Tucker: Some people have a lot and some people don't, but everybody's got something. Me: I got charm, good looks, and modesty. - What you want/ Danny Phantom Danny: How can I lighten up? Paulina knows I'm half ghost. I mean, she says she's going to keep the secret, but how can I trust her? She's a girl; girls can't keep secret. (looks at an annoyed Sam) Except for you, you're different. - Lucky in Love/ Danny Phantom Sam: I can't believe I'm asking this . . . I'm going to a Goth poetry slam tonight, it might not be your thing, but . . . Dib: Humans don't have arm control nerves- Mysterious Mysteries: For years, the world has wondered 'are there aliens among us?', but we here at Mysterious Mysteries of strange mystery have always known the answer to this question, and that answer is a resounding 'maybe'. - Nanozim/ Invader Zim Dib: Do you still have that microscopic nano ship thing you were working on? Megan: It was like taking a piggyback ride from a tiger through the eye of a tornado. - The Demonator/ Drake and Josh Tucker: No big deal. Those could simply belong to a friendly little woodland creature. (hears a loud, ferocious moan) A fluffy bunny foraging for a carrot, for example. (Danny's ghost sense goes off) A carrot with ghost powers . . . - Claw of the Wild/ Danny Phantom Dash: Ah! The monster ate Kwan! Jacob: I kissed Bella . . . and she broke her hand . . . punching my face . . . a total misunderstanding. - Eclipse/ Movie Tucker: Spooky hospital, ghost guarding the joint - still, no sign that Danny's in any danger yet. Sam: You fight her, and then you use this. (hands him the Fenton Thermos) Desiree: And so you have wished it and so- oh, you know the rest. - Memory Blank/ Danny Phantom Dr. Bert Rand: Hello people, I'm Dr. Bert Rand. Willow: Exorcism. Vlad: Let's play again, but this time I get to be the blue android. Henry: Dude, what smells like cat pee? Narrator: Moral: If you love someone, set them free. If they return to you, put several 8 inch blades into their head. If they return again, then RUN . . . JUST RUN. - Episode 6, Mr. Gosh/ Lenore, The Cute Little Dead Girl FBI Warning: WARNING OF DOOM! Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution, exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures anymedium (Title 17, United States Code, Section 501 and 506). The Federal Bureau of Investigation investigates allegations of criminal copyright infringement. They will hunt you down like the dirty monkey you are and force you to wear a moose skin and ride a greased piggy while singing folk tunes. They're forcing me to ride the piggy as I write this. The piggy is smelly!! - FBI Warning/ Invader Zim Zim: Who did this?! Who dares to soil my normal-boy head with this . . . pork-cow?! Dib: Gaz, I want you to see this. Today, things are gonna' change. I'm gonna' do something. I'm not just gonna' sit back and watch Zim get away with his . . . things he do. I mean- Tallahassee: Here's the deal: I'm not easy to get along with and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch. - Zombieland Sam: I'm impressed. Membrane: My poor, insane son. - Battle Of The Planets/ Invader Zim Talk Show Host: My guest tonight is Doctor Victor Paytant, who has discovered the secret to world peace. Tell me Doctor- Raven: Don't make me send you into another dimension. - Every Dog Has It's Day/ Teen Titans Raven: Where'd you learn history? A cereal box? Cyborg: Ooh! You know what'd be fun? Let's all go out for waffles! Raven, you like waffles, don't ya'? Raven: So, you and the curtains had some sort of . . .argument? Beast Boy: Okay, okay, I got one. Why are ducks so funny? . . .'Cause they're always quacking jokes! Beast Boy: Dude, it is totally brunged . . .brang . . . Raven: It's a zit. Everybody gets them. Deal with it. - ?/Teen Titans Chris: Hey, birthday dude, you want some ice-cream? Ash: Wow, imagine Brock married? Billy: I told you she'd love it. I'm down with the kids. Bella: Mom, where's your cell? Wyatt: This is the globe, let's see where we go. Close our eyes . . . (spins) Point . . .hmm . . . dead, middle of the ocean. - Cribs: Vampire Hunter Edition/ Wyatt The Vampire Hunter, I Heart Vampires Fred: (shrieking) hey, Orange! hahahahaha! Website notice: The legal drinking age is 21 - thanks for not providing alcohol to teens. - Don'tserveteens.gov Abe: Red, you need to hear the rest of the information. Megan: Look, Josh, here's a little riddle for ya': If you're in the street and a truck's coming towards you, what do you do- Josh: Why do you have to one-up me all the time? What, do you say you're jolly by making me look dumb? Sam: Why does your voice sound deeper? Spencer: It's nice to see you, too, Ms. Briggs. Or now that I'm older, may I call you Margret? Freddie: That's a foul! Sam: 'Cause I need some place quiet to get crackin' on this book. Spencer: We are going to win the contest. I came up with an insanely awesome way to get more people watching your guys webcast. Sokka: Guys, wait . . . This was in my dream. We shouldn't go to the market. Zim: Hey, they're gonna' start making artificial beavers. Zim: For this plan I will create a . . . (chews waffle) Hey, these aren't bad. What's in 'em? Dib: One day, you'll be sitting in your house, feeling all safe and secure, and then you'll look over and i'll be there! . . . Doin' stuff! - ?/ Invader Zim Olivia: Who's radioactive? P!nk: Oh, shit, my glass is empty. That sucks. - Raise Your Glass/ Song by P!nk Gobber: Trolls exist! They steal your socks . . . but only the left ones. What's with that? - How To Train Your Dragon/ Movie Stoick the Vast: No more of . . . this. (gestures to Hiccup) Gobber: Meet the Terrible Terror. Otis: Oh, the stories I could tell you about your father and the trouble we got into reading minds. Dwite: Do you know what this is? (shows picture of drugs) Tuffnut: I hope I get some serious burns! Farmer: Hey you woodchucks! Quit chucking my wood! - Geico commercial Freddie: Hey, is Jake trapped? Tardy The Turtle: Crayons taste like purple. - Welcome To Sweet Knuckle Junction/ Greg The Bunny Johnny: Dear Diary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me. - Johnny The Homicidal Maniac Secretary: God, where the hell do you keep the mops? - Johnny The Homicidal Maniac Johnny: Dear Diary, I seem to be dead. - Johnny The Homicidal Maniac Public Service Announcement: Kids, drugs won't help things. They'll only turn you into a hideous little freak troll-baby with exploding eyeballs. - Johnny The Homicidal Maniac Johnny: Dear Diary, I know better than to simply assume a complete justification for my actions, but . . .what a week. What a great fuckin' week. - Johnny The Homicidal Maniac Narrator: Surprise calls. Johnny: 2 nights ago, I was taking a walk at night, and this little chihuahua started following me!!! Goddammit!! It knew!! I ran, and finally lost it, and made it home!!! But it knew!! It knewwww!! Carrie: Look, guys. We may live in a palace, but we're not royalty. Dad: Fragile! It must be Italian! Buddy: Buddy the Elf, what's your favourite colour-? - Elf Achmed: What the fuck is Poliosis?! - Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special Spencer: Hey. Which one of these shirts do you think I should wear tomorrow? Teacher: Please complete exercises 7 and 9. Freddie: (laughing) Look out for the raccoons! Ruffnut: Wait, so, if we don't hear anything, we're dead? Guard: Sir, what are you doing? Batty Koda: Oh, gravity works. - Ferngully: The Last Rainforest Fishlegs: Uh, Gobber? Are you sure this is safe? Dan: Okay, we're gonna' record some random screams for 'iQuit iCarly'. You okay with that, Jer? Katara: Sokka! You've got an elbow leach! Walter: You know, Nick, we have jokes for doctors, and lawyers, and even trash collectors, but the framing and dry-walling guy . . .not in our arsenal of snappy comebacks. And we're not going to go home and bother writing any because, hey, what are the fucking odds now?! - Jeff Dunham's Arguing With Myself Philip: Dr. Bishop, hello. I appreciate you coming out tonight. Sam: (watching the crowd fight) This is like one of my family reunions, 'cept most of these people are wearing shoes. - iStart A Fanwar/ iCarly Sam: (talking to the crowd of Seddie and Creddie shippers) Okay, I got two important things to say. First- (takes a sip of shake) -I don't know if you people have tried a Fat Shake yet, but I have and it's like suckin' heaven through a straw! - iStart A Fanwar/ iCarly Grasshopper: This is an outrage! You are a disgrace to your phylum, order, class, genus, and species! Eddy: What happened to the stairs?! Watanuki: Oh my gosh! There's another one and he's bigger and this one talks! Chuggaaconroy: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's an egg salad sandwich! . . . No . . . it's a giant bird . . . - Chuggaaconroy on Youtube Buck: This is what I think happened. Dinosaur attacks Sid. Sid fights back with piece of broccoli. Leaving dinosaur . . . a vegetable! Naruto: What are they getting so intense about? Sokka: It's so dark down here! I can't see a thing! Steve: Happy birthday to you . . .jeez. Happy birthday to you . . .just ignore him. Happy birthday Sylvester . . .jeez. Happy birthday to you . . .dude, you're fine!! - SteveCash83 on Youtube Gibson: Help! Jeff: Do you enjoy being in this country? Zoro: About your captain . . . (scary face) we ate him! - ?/ One Piece Eddy: (after Ed's Johnny mask falls off) Johnny, you dropped your face. Heh, I'll go get you a new one! - ?/ Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy Carl: Shhhhh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness. Flynn Rider: (sarcastically) Stay calm. It can probably smell fear. - Tangled Fishlegs: (gasp) Did your mom let you get a tattoo? Gladys: I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids! Fred: Uh Judge, where are the nachos? Luffy: Nami! Paul: Carl, why is the lifeboat all red and sticky? BEN: Back you go, you naughty plug! - Treasure Planet Paul: Yo, fucknuts! It's probing time! - Paul Youtube commenter: You know shit's about to go down when the song "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" goes A Capella. - Youtube commenter Leonard: You'll never guess what just happened. GIR: You're on fire! McGonagoll: Professor, what are you doing?! Whitney: Oh no, look at that e-mail that I sent. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? Without looking, guess what time it is? Now look at a clock. What is the actual time? With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Before you started this survey, what did you look at? What are you wearing? Did you dream last night? When did you last laugh? What is on the walls of the room you are in? See anything weird lately? What do you think of this quiz? What is the last film you saw? If you became a multi millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Tell me something about you I don't know: If you could change a thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Do you like to dance? George Bush: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her? Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him? What fics do you demand all your fans to read? YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. 20/27 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. 7/25 Wow, I'm a girl, though . . . so how does that work? 20 vs. 7? If you have ever told a friend a story and they asked 'what are you talking about?', copy this into your profile. 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If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing. If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid. If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done." If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting. If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument. If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life. If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway. If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up. If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet. If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically. If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded. 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Do you want your friends to e-mail you back? no 20. Do you attend church? NO 21. What do you want to be when you grow up? a writer - hence, fanfiction.com for free writers!! 22. Living arrangements? well - i'm alive . . . 23. When was the last time you cried? yesterday 24. What is on the floor of your closet? the floor keeps moving . . . 25. Do you have a MySpace? who doesn't nowadays? 26. What did you do last night? you perv 27. What are you most afraid of? i'm not telling you that 28. Plain, cheese, or spicy hamburgers? tofu 29. Favorite dog breed? bitch 30. Favorite day of the week? Friday 31. How many states and/or countries have you lived in? 1 32. Diamonds or pearls? rubies 33. What is your favorite flower? roses If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Yaaaaaaaaaay I am HYPEEEEEEER!! 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You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' If you are sick of all these copy and paste things and want it to stop, leave this piece of shit alone and pat yourself on the back for a job well done. If you know the difference between "its" and "it's", copy and paste this into your profile. Your real name: Uh - Shadow Your Nobody name: Shadow Your gansta' name: Shadow Your detective name: Shadow Your soap opera name: Shadow Your Star Wars name: I hate Star Wars - so I'm not answering that Your Super Hero name: Shadow Your Witness protection name: Shadow Your Goth name: Shadow 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guys clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling like a bunch of dickheads 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm (Well, mine do, but normal girls don't) 4. We have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month (PMS) 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever been hit in the face with a broomstick (on accident, of course!), copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. 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If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools who focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are a important part of our community too! Support the Arts! If you agree that the Arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are then add your name to the end of this and post it on your profile, please. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile (Saxin...) If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile If you just realised that no one reads this kinda stuff, copy and paste this into your profile... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever Okay, i recently did that whole iPod shuffle song thingy, so here it is: Opening Credits - Tourniquet, by Evanescence (well . . .this is going to be an interesting story)
A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 150kmp/h on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. Favourite Quotes: - I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off me. I WILL KILL YOU. Sad story: If you hate child abuse then please spread the word via this poem, My name is Sarah A white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." Time passes. Can't even shout, can't even cry If you think that my profile is waaaay to long, copy and paste this into your profile. (XD) | |||||||
1. Loving Revenge » reviewsNo, I'm not a Devil Fruit user. No, I'm not like other girls. No, I'm not going to tell you my life's history. But, yes, I am in love with him, the marimo of the Straw Hat Pirates. OCxZoro, OCxUsopp, LuffyxNami - contains swearing, vulgar language, blood, fighting, and adolescent awkwardness. '-.-'One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,931 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-15-12 - Published: 11-19-11 - Zoro2. Mindsweeper reviewsSeven feisty college students spend a weekend camping in the woods on private property. What starts out as a fun spring break getaway soon turns into an unlikely escape mission as they learn about the dreaded Slender Man legend ... and how he might not be just a legend made up to scare little children. - First horror fanfic. Rating may go up as story progresses. '-.-'Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-9-123. Loving Inebriation reviewsZoro had never been the most flirtatious guy, so seeing him like this was a little nerve-wracking. I began to question whether he had drank too much or if he really was just playing with me . . . Or if he was being serious. - Series 'Loving Revenge' one-shot. KorixZoro, bits of CherryxUsopp and LuffyxNami! '-.-'One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-18-12 - Zoro - Complete4. Loving Secrets reviewsSome things were meant to stay secret. For instance, the romantic affair of two certain pirates on board - the dark angel and the marimo swordsman - was often kept on the down-low, lest they draw unwanted attention to themselves from their nakama, and neither of them wanted that to happen. - Series 'Loving Revenge' one-shot. KorixZoro! CherryxUsopp and LuffyxNami. '-.-'One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-10-12 - Zoro - Complete5. Lip Gloss reviewsHunny is a very selfish creature - we all know this, especially when it comes to his sweets. So now he just has to know what her lips taste like or he's just going to lose it! '-.-'Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-8-12 - Haruhi F. & Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete6. The End of the World reviewsGaz, the daughter of Death and Professor Membrane, is meant to send the world into total damnation ever since her birth, but can she change the fate of the future from the help of an idiotic alien? '-.-'Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 12-18-11 - Published: 5-17-10 - Gaz & Zim7. The Battle Of Blood reviewsThe Vikings of Berk allow four new foreigners to live with them, but only Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III realizes that it was the worst mistake they have ever made. '-.-'How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-18-11 - Published: 1-3-11 - Hiccup & Astrid8. Casper Idol reviewsCasper Idol! Can Danny swallow his pride and tell Sam his true feelings for her before her ex-boyfriend from New York steals her away? He certainly can't deal with another "Gregor" again ... This isn't going to end well. '-.-' songficDanny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 12-18-11 - Published: 4-12-10 - Danny F. & Sam M.9. This Close reviews'Cat drew in a breath, realizing what Robbie was doing, but didn't protest. Instead, the two closed their eyes, but just before their lips met-' After the episode 'Who Did It To Trina'. What were Cat and Robbie really doing backstage? '-.-'Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-21-11 - Cat V. & Robbie S. - Complete10. Lovebug reviewsIt was because of Sanji's good nature towards woman that made him such an easy target for a very strong heartbreak. '-.-' LuNaOne Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-7-11 - Nami & Luffy - Complete11. A Titan Baby » reviewsRobin finds a pregnancy test in one of the bathrooms. Only questions is, who's is it? Does it belong to Terra, Starfire, Bee, or Raven? And it's positive! '-.-' Caution: super cheesy.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 4-13-11 - Published: 4-12-10 - Complete12. Cure to Hiccups reviewsIt started out as a good day, that is until Sam got the freaking hiccups. '-.-'Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-5-10 - Sam M. & Danny F. - Complete13. Kiss Me Again reviewsAs many times as Sugar has kissed Salt, she never thought she'd actually like him . . . '-.-'A Little Snow Fairy Sugar/ちっちゃな雪使いシュガー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-12-10 - Sugar & Salt - Complete14. Too Bad reviewsOH MY GOD! THIS IS THE MOST AWESOMEST TWILIGHT STORY IN THE WORLD! JUST READ IT! '-.-'Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-12-10 - Complete15. Favourite Colours reviewsWho knew Raven's favourite colour used to be green? '-.-'Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-12-10 - Beast Boy & Raven - Complete16. Werewolf's Night reviewsMatthew and Liza have a chat . . .under the moonlight . . . '-.-'Bones of Faerie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-12-10 - Complete
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