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| ASBusinessMagnet |
Author has written 21 stories for Portal, Half-Life, Homestuck, Invader Zim, and Hunger Games.
Sort of a profile-like introduction: Nickname: ASBusinessMagnet Gender: Male Birth date: April 30, 1996 Fandoms in order of joining: Portal (May 2009), Homestuck (May 2010), Invader Zim (September 2011), The Hunger Games (June 2012), Axis Powers Hetalia (September 2012) Pairings I am more interested in: ZaGR (Zim and Gaz), Chell and Doug Rattmann, Rose and Kanaya Double-sided friendship with: irenicPie / luemsqiowes, Skepkitty / CBLillias Single-sided fan of: No one in particular You can copy and paste this and re-write this to your own accord, but be sure to note that I made this myself. 3. Statuses: (I have deleted any notes saying "ongoing"/"on hiatus" because there is no particular way I can say I am working on one or the other fanfic.) 1. Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time arc General information: Follows the adventures of "Ms. Johnson-Rattmann "interdimensionalPortaller"" (read: alternate!Chell) throughout space and time. Diverges from the ending of Portal / beginning of Portal 2. 1.1. Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time 1.2. Portal 2 Episode Two: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time Part Two 1.3. The Inevitable Sunset 1.4. A Holiday Name Here Carol 1.5. Several fics written as interdimensionalPortaller herself 2. Other Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise fics General information: A shared universe in which Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time is set, and then there are some other fics. 2.1. Half-Life 2 Episode Three: The Combine Trolling Continues (an eventually jossed alternate plot) 2.2. Portal: Prelude Convention 2.3. Caroline-on-the-Roof (can be seen as a P:t4M fic, but can also be seen as separate from it) 2.4. Official Fanfiction University: Portal: The 4th Millennium Edition (think one of the countless fan versions of misscam's story) 2.5. The Credits Song 2.6. Her Name is Gladys Rattmann 3. Christmas in July Portal Fic Exchange General information: A bunch of people give each other prompts for Portal fanfics, then write them out. Released September 1st, even though the actual release date was postponed by the organizer. 3.1. Reanimating the Dead, Maybe 3.2. The Former Glory Restored 4. The Revival of Rose/Kanaya Fics General information: There was an incident with patients and horrible fanfic writers, and now I must take it upon myself to, well, revive Rose/Kanaya fanfics. Read: I take what's wrong with me, exaggerate it and have Rose be in place of me, because, like, tests compare me to her. 4.1. Portal: Stay Inside 4.2. Gothic Emo Girl and First Contact Alien 5. Post-SCrash Session series and other trollfics General information: A trollfic series set in the universe of ITS MY LIFE! I originally wrote much worse-spelled stories that were only on Google Docs, but then I changed my mind. 5.1. Portal: The 4th Millennium: The Trollfic Edition 5.2. That one Rose/Kanaya fanfic that you will find strangely familiar 5.3. Post-SCrash Session 5.4. Post-SCrash Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens 5.5. Enchiridion Marrissa (yes, it's a real document) 5.6. Post-SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host 5. Other fics General information: Everything else I'm writing that's fan fiction. 5.1. The Co-op Bots 5.2. Division of Doom 5.3. A Horrible Freak of Nature 5.4. The Anvilicious Leaders 5.5. District 14 6. Upcoming fics General information: Everything else I'm planning on writing that's fan fiction. 6.1. One of many chapters of Prospit Nights (release date unknown) 7. Non-fics General information: Everything else I'm writing that relates to fan fiction, but isn't fan fiction itself, and hence isn't published here. 7.1. I'll occasionally write MSTs, but really the only one you should pay attention to is this one. 4. You are welcome to ask me to add anything that you think is suitable here. However, no copy-pastes, no questionnaires and no OC descriptions. | |||||||
1. Post SCrash Session 3: Spectators of the Host »Sequel to Post-SCrash Session. Janet, Jack, Roxa and Dick are now at the Capitol, but are they the only ones trying to piece the truth? And what happened to the Earth anyway?Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,140 - Updated: 5-20-13 - Published: 5-7-13 - Dirk S. & Jane C.2. Post SCrash Session 2: The Belorussian Aliens »Another one of these faux-Marrissa stories with half-corrected English spelling and grammar. This time you get to follow Meanie Pixies, figure out how Janet Roberts really came to be and follow twelve characters in a romance drama action of seven solar sweeps.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,663 - Updated: 1-18-13 - Published: 11-28-12 - Meenah P. & Aranea S.3. Post SCrash Session » reviewsWHAT IF: MarissaTheWriter wrote Homestuck Act 6? Also what if she had at least tried to learn proper English. Follow Janet Roberts, a descendant of the ever-Sueish Marissa Roberts, and her three friends as they hopefully play a game of Sburb Alpha.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-29-12 - Published: 7-27-12 - Jane C. & Meenah P. - Complete4. The Anvilicious Leaders » reviewsThrough circumstances, the Irkens and the trolls, because of their near-brainwashing leaders, achieve a state of universal conquest. Through more circumstances, they are directed against each other. Irken/troll swap.Crossover - Invader Zim & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-15-12 - Published: 4-3-12 - Almighty Tallest Spork & The Condesce5. The Former Glory Restored »Christmas in July Portal Fic Exchange: "In an AU where all the cores and robots are human office workers and GLaDOS is their boss, there is some love triangle-ing going on." See inside for full prompt.Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 893 - Published: 8-31-12 - GLaDOS & Adventure Core6. Reanimating the Dead, Maybe reviewsChristmas in July Portal Fic Exchange: Chell inexplicably dies while testing with GLaDOS, and the near-omnipotent A.I. has to do something about it. See inside for full prompt.Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-31-12 - Chell & GLaDOS - Complete7. Gothic Emo Girl and First Contact Alien » reviewsAU. Even what could be singled out as a worst place for education ever and the difference between species can't separate true lovers. Part of The Revival of Rose/Kanaya Fics.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-23-12 - Rose L. & Kanaya M. - Complete8. Portal: Stay InsideEveryone they knew were dead, and even the Skaias shut themselves off as a response. However, when they come to their senses they realize there's still hope. Part of The Revival of Rose/Kanaya Fics.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Published: 7-8-12 - Rose L. & Kanaya M.9. District 14 » reviewsAperture Laboratories join Panem as District 14, and as with any other District, two test subjects are forced into the Games every year. Any and all. Including people everyone from Aperture Science knows.Crossover - Portal & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-4-12 - Published: 6-30-12 - Chell & Other tributes10. Division of Doom » reviewsZim lands on an alternate retro-future Earth. Dib doesn't take kindly to it. AU, alternate history.Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-3-12 - Published: 3-3-12 - Zim & Dib11. P2 Ep2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time Part Two » reviewsPortal: The 4th Millennium franchise: A relatively short ficlet reposted from Archive of Our Own, chronologically taking place between Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time and The Inevitable Sunset.Crossover - Portal & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-11-12 - Published: 10-16-11 - Chell - Complete12. A Horrible Freak of Nature » reviewsDib and Gaz are dead at the Professor's hands, and he decides to do a slightly fun experiment with their genes. Note the extreme nerdiness in the first chapter, so it's free to be skipped if you don't really want to read it.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-18-12 - Published: 4-2-12 - Dib & Gaz13. OFU Portal: The 4th Millennium Edition » reviewsPortal: The 4th Millennium franchise: While the ATIC is trying to teach some people something that is virtually unteachable, the twenty S***b players gather for an ultimate meetup. Warning: Includes insulting parodies and serious injuries.Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,141 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-8-12 - Published: 1-5-12 - Complete14. Her Name is Gladys RattmannPortal: The 4th Millennium franchise: And this is her story in the Combine-ruled world. AU, but only in the sense of a complete date mess up and trying to guess what happens in Half-Life 2: Episode Three.Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Published: 3-9-1215. The Co op Bots »ATLAS/P-body fic: What precisely causes the two robots to do what they do? A journey inside the robots' surroundings and ultimately their minds, following them from the first test to Peer Review.Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,126 - Updated: 2-26-12 - Published: 11-11-11 - ATLAS & P-body16. The Credits Song reviewsPortal: The 4th Millennium franchise: After the events of Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time, Aperture Science Business Magnet/Ms. Johnson-Rattmann "interdimensionalPortaller" duet sings a song from an alternate universe.Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-11-12 - Complete17. The Inevitable Sunset » reviewsPortal / real life crossover: The Business Magnet has forgotten how to write fanfiction, and needs to learn. Meanwhile, the enemies he would like to forget take over his fantasy world, completely remake it, and all the cake reappears.Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-18-11 - Published: 7-8-11 - Complete18. Caroline on the Roof reviewsOneshot, Portal fanfic with plot resembling Astrid Lindgren's Karlsson-on-the-Roof. We get to see how the idea for Aperture Science came about.Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-11-11 - Cave Johnson & Caroline - Complete19. Portal: Prelude Convention reviewsPortal: The 4th Millennium franchise: The greatest minds of Aperture Science of all times come together in an event that will change Aperture's history forever. The rest of the chapters will be a bunch of AUs.Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-6-1120. Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time » reviewsPortal: The 4th Millennium franchise: Portal 2 follows the continuing adventures of Chell Johnson, a 23 year old senior test subject at the Aperture Science complex. Here she discovers how stupid this whole system is and attempts to escape the facilities.Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,175 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-26-10 - Published: 4-15-10 - Chell & D. Rattmann - Complete21. HL2 Episode Three: The Combine Trolling Continues » reviewsPortal: The 4th Millennium franchise: As the Combine are slowly taking over the last locations of the Resistance such as the White Forest and the Borealis, something big must be done. But it will not pass just fine as the two unrelated heroes keep disturbing Gordon Freeman and Alyx Vance.Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-22-10 - Published: 5-21-10
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