Hey everybody, it's the Element Commander! Welcome to my profile!

Name: Matt. You may also call me by my fanfiction name EC for short.

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Table of Contents
All about me
All about art and my DeviantArt account
OCs and Stories
Smashers and the Human Smashers
Short Phrases and Catchphrases
Obtained Spirits in We are the Smashers 2: The Spirit Master
Some people I know here on the site
My Author Persona
Statistics

Age: 16

Gender: Male

Location: The universe, in the Milky Way, in the Solar System, in the Inner Planets, on Earth, in the Western Hemisphere, In North America, In the United States of America. Is that good enough?

Likes: Jokes, puns (to some extent), good friends, classical music, geeky/nerdy songs (Y'wanna hear me sing the Periodic Table of Elements?), drawing, singing, making up lyrics, video games (primarily the music), Lucario, pure randomness, old 90s cartoons, Smosh, nigahiga, brentalfloss, Ray William Johnson, Kid Icarus, Let's Players, music, playing guitar, more music...

Dislikes: Gloomy days, heavy metal that makes my ears bleed, soy milk, coconuts, the mobile version of Skype, braces/retainers, school

Absolutely hates with a strong passion: Yaoi/Yuri pairings, Justin Bieber, annoying people, irony in real life, state exams

Favorite Video Games: KID ICARUS: UPRISING FTW!!!! NOTHING CAN EVER BEAT HOW AWESOME IT IS! Smash Bros Brawl comes at a close second.

I love my sense of humor and I love making people laugh. Bringing a smile on peoples' faces makes me smile even wider. Got a problem or a conflict? PM me. I may be somewhat young, but I'm old enough to be smart and mature.

IT'S A PIEEEEE!!!

Yup. I'm mature, all right.

Attention to all my fans! You may now draw art for "We are the Smashers" and its sequel! You may draw any scene, character, funny moment, etc. I no longer have an official artist, so that means you can draw as freely as you want to! Tell me when anyone out there has a masterpiece for me to see!

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OCs

Marcus Sucram

An OC finally here in the spotlight! FEEL FREE TO EMAIL MARCUS AND TALK TO HIM OR ASK HIM SOMETHING! HE PROMISES HE WON'T STALK YOU. I CAN ALSO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU HAVE. His email is thespiritmaster@yahoo.com .

Well, he's an ordinary teenager with a very troubled past. He desires to stay normal and live a life of logic, but he kinda doesn't get that in We are the Smashers 2. ...Okay, he REALLY doesn't get that at all. As the Spirit Master, it is his job to find the thirty Spirits to defeat Tabuu. Why? Well, it'll all fall into place at some point... after all... the mystery still drags on...

He wears a red shirt, blue jeans, and carries a dark blue nylon bag with him. He has brown hair and white skin, but his eyes are the most striking neon green you have ever seen. His shoes are white, and he carries a light blue Wii Remote as a weapon, of all things. He is sometimes seen wearing a white hoodie in later Chapters, beginning from Chapter 96.

STORIES

Not Your Average Lucario

Description: Joe is a normal boy until he one day turns into a Lucario. Just a test story to get used to my surroundings. It's discontinued.

We are the Smashers

Description: My successful story! Master Hand needs to transform humans into the Smashers since they all disappeared. That way, he can defeat Tabuu! It's over!

Mentioned Smasher human forms:

Angelo Icarus - Pit
Linky (Lincoln) Hyrule - Link
Sami Aran - Samus
Bella Hime - Zelda
Letrix Spark - Pikachu
Lucas Ryaku - Lucas
Menon Gerudo - Ganondorf
Martin Lowell - Marth
Luke Aryo - Lucario
Young Hyrule - Young Link
Tommy Hyrule - Toon Link
Ollie Marr - Olimar
Mario Mario - Mario
Moby (Sonikku) Hedje - Sonic the Hedgehog
Bobo and Hannah Frost - Popo and Nana (Ice Climbers)
Roy Lowell - Roy
Louie Mario - Luigi
Blue Falc - Captain Falcon
Wess Ryaku - Ness
Mac Cloud - Fox McCloud
Rolfe O'Donnel - Wolf O'Donnel
Red Traner - Red the Pokemon Trainer
Pauline Stule - Princess Peach
Hoshi Night - Meta Knight
Mike Greil - Ike
Jay Lombardi - Falco Lombardi
Kirby Night - Kirby
Lyons Donny - Mr. Game and Watch
Jake Gear - Solid Snake
Shock Spark - Pichu
Melody Puff - Jigglypuff
Lucky Star - Yoshi
Howard Coops - Bowser
Miyu No. 2 Wonfaivo - Mewtwo
DJ Cong - Diddy Kong
Med Mario - Dr. Mario
Robin Mite - ROB
Donny Cong - Donkey Kong
Derrik Dexter - King Dedede
Wally Wally - Wario

Famous quotes or catchphrases

"Hey everybody, it's the Element Commander!" (My usual intro)
"Welcome back to another chapter of (whatever)!" (A greeting to all of you out there!)
"In the last chapter..." (A brief summary of the previous chapter)
"In this chapter...well, why don't you go read for yourself?" (A sneak preview of this chapter? Nope!)
"Wait, what?" (said after a record scratch moment)
"So much for the Triforce of Courage..." (used when Link cowers from fear of heights)
"See you all next time/chapter!" (My usual ending to the chapter)
"THOU MUST DIE!" (Must I explain?)
"Welcome back to another episode of "Reviews to the Smashers"!" (The usual intro to RttS)
"See you guys next episode/time!" or "Stay tuned for another episode of RttS!" (The usual outro to RttS)
"Have you ever...(insert something)?" (Nowadays used to begin the Earth section of the chapter.)
"And the countdown continues/goes on..." (Used only in the last ten chapters or so.)
"No one knows my plan. No one will know of my plan until it is time." (Quote of Pit. The plan to hide his plan is this saying.)
"When we last left Marcus Sucram, he did the following things!" (WatS 2, Short *long* recap of the last chapter)
"And that short *long* recap is over, let's get on with the story! (See above)
"Well, that's something you don't see every day." (WatS 2, said whenever Marcus dissolves into mist and enters a Chamber)
"I don't own anything by Nintendo." (Your boring disclaimer)
"I'm awake! ...No, I'm not..." (Luneth's usual exclamation)
"It's custom made!" (Compo talking about his keyboard)
"Copyright: The Element Commander ...NOT" (The beginning of every Cartoon Parody Intro)
"Any phrase that contains a ridiculous swear substitute such as "WHAT THE PHALANGES?"" (Marcus' pathetic substitutes for swears.)

There are more, but these are the more notable ones!

We are the Smashers 2: The Spirit Master

A completely new plot. Marcus Sucram, the destined Spirit Master! He has to travel around to different video game worlds and universes to find his thirty Spirits before Tabuu reaches full power and takes over every single world and dimension... including his. ...And yours... and mine.

Obtained Spirits (There are thirty in all!)

Norman, the Spirit of Normality! - Found in Marcus' Dreams
Tear, the Spirit of Sadness! - Found in Skyworld
Temper, the Spirit of Anger! - Found in Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Fright, the Spirit of Fear! - Found in Luigi's Mansion
Lance, the Athletic Spirit of Fencing and Swordsplay! - Found in Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
Peter-Lex, the Spirit of Heartlessness and Coldness! - Found in Kingdom Hearts 2
Sidney, the Spirit of Calmness! - Found in Kirby's Epic Yarn
Compo, the Artistic Spirit of Music! - Found in Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Luneth, the Spirit of Laziness! - Found in Super Mario Galaxy 2
Cecil, the Spirit of Organization! - Found in Pokemon: Heart Gold
Edward, the Spirit of Trickery! - Found in Mother 3
Joel, the Spirit of Lightheartedness! - Found in Noyihsemina (A universe all about video game animes!)
Albert, the Reformative Spirit of Education! - Found in Star Fox: Assault
Joseph, the Spirit of Helpfulness! - Found in Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil
Charlie, the Artistic Spirit of Writing! - Found in FanFiction (A universe about fanfictions!)
Titus, the Spirit of Sickness - Found in Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Dashiell, the Athletic Spirit of Track! - Found in Sonic Unleashed
Ruthers, the Athletic Spirit of Baseball! - Found in Sonic Unleashed
Richard, the Spirit of Love! - Found in Prechronica (A universe all about the past!)
Michael, the Artistic Spirit of Painting! - Found in Okami
Moe, the Spirit of Talkativeness! - Super Paper Mario
? - ?

Spirit Bios
(Spirit Best Friends have more yet to come)

Norman - The Spirit of Normality
Norman is the leader of all the third-class Spirits. He acts like Marcus in any regular day, and he doesn't care so much if anything is out of the ordinary, because being a leader comes with responsibilities. And when you've got over twenty Spirits with different personalities to take care of, sometimes things get really hectic...
Eye color - Brown
Spirit Best Friends - Everyone
Favorite Thing to do - Be himself
Power - Seeker
Name of Chamber - Marcus' Dreams

Tear - The Spirit of Sadness
Tear is one of the Spirits that are either bullied or uncared for. He cries very often, and his sniffs are perpetual. He will cry at the smallest thing, making some Spirits like Temper to get annoyed and shout at him. Obviously, this rude action does not make the poor Spirit feel a single bit better about himself. The only ones who show sympathy for him is Norman and Fright.
Eye Color - Pale Blue
Spirit Best Friends - Fright, Norman, Joseph, Richard (so far)
Least Favorite movie - Titanic
Power - Floodwaters
Name of chamber - Sorrow Falls

Temper - The Spirit of Anger
Temper is one of the meanest Spirits Marcus has. With his fiery eyes, no one dares to say no to him except for Norman and Peter-Lex. He and Peter-Lex share a close bondage because they are some of the most neglected Spirits Marcus has. His... well... temper can get pretty out of control when anything bad or annoying happens. One must take caution always.
Eye Color - Red, orange, yellow flames
Spirit Best Friends - More like aquaintances, but Norman, Peter-Lex
Favorite Song - "I'm Mad"
Power - Earthquake
Name of Chamber - Madison

Fright - The Spirit of Fear
Probably the most picked on and bullied Spirit of all. Scared of almost everything and anything, including wicker furniture. Always wears a black cloak with the hood over his head. He was the palest skin of all the Spirits. He looks to Norman for any comfort along with Tear. The thing that scares him most is a great big poisonous snake.
Eye Color - White
Spirit Best Friends - Norman, Tear, Joseph, Richard (so far)
Favorite TV Show - Ghostbusters
Power - Veil
Name of Chamber - Haunted Woods

Lance - The Athletic Spirit of Fencing and Swordsplay
The captain of the Athletic Trio. Lance is very kind, but he often will talk about his fencing skills and sword fighting. He will openly make a pun and add an appropiate rimshot to it. He always carries a lance or a sword with him at all times, and he more often than not wears a fancing outfit. If he does not, he will be wearing a Musketeer uniform.
Eye Color - Purple
Spirit Best Friends - Norman, Dashiell, Ruthers, Richard (so far)
Favorite Book - The Three Musketeers
Upgrade Power - Swordsman
Name of Chamber - Medieval France

Peter-Lex - The Spirit of Heartlessness and Coldness
The most uncaring of all the Spirits, but he is the friend of Temper. Peter-Lex has never revealed his real name (Peter-Lex) to anyone except for Temper. The other Spirits constantly wonder if his name is Peter, Lex, or a combination of the two. Temper is the only one he cares about, and even that caring is pretty limited. He loves almost anything cold, but he can't stand cold weather, ironically.
Eye Color - Gray
Spirit Best Friends - More like aquaintances, but Norman, Temper
Favorite Literary Character - Ebenezer Scrooge at the beginning
Power - Freeze
Name of Chamber - Shiverkonia

Sidney - The Spirit of Calmness
The calmest of all the Spirits. Whenever something goes wrong in his life, he immediately sits down and meditates, ignoring everything else. He dislikes puns because they make people excited, and he likes the peace and quiet. He is not too fond of Temper and Peter-Lex because they make a lot of noise sometimes. He has his own sense of humor, but his favorite trick is pretending he can't hear you.
Eye Color - Pale Sea Green
Spirit Best Friends - Almost everyone but Temper, Peter-Lex (so far)
Favorite Hobby - Meditating
Power - Recuperate
Name of Chamber - Zeffer (specifically in the town of Serene City)

Compo - The Artistic Spirit of Music
A very eccentric Spirit. Compo loves anything that has to do with music in the world, unless it's off-key. He owns a large piano with multiple octaves that can play several instruments at once. He talk in cheerful tones and his puns are all music based. He has synesthesia and perfect pitch, making him stand out in this field among all the other Spirits. Extremely talented in music, he can play whole symphonies and sing wonderfully.
Eye Color - Orange
Spirit Best Friends - Norman, Charlie, Richard, Michael (so far)
Favorite Song - I Believe in Music
Power - Conduct
Name of Chamber - Crescendo (specifically in the town of Pianoforte)

Luneth - The Spirit of Laziness
This is the Spirit who won't do anything because he's just plain lazy. All he does is sleep for twelve hours or so, get up, eat, maybe do something like watch TV, then go back to bed. Not a lot of interaction from him, but he's pretty kind when he's not grumpy. He usually has to be shaken if you want to wake him up from a deep sleep. Shouting won't do anything. Good luck waking him up.
Eye Color - Navy Blue
Spirit Best Friends - Norman, Richard (so far)
Favorite Thing to Do - Sleep
Power - Slumber
Name of Chamber - Zoreepso

Cecil - The Spirit of Organization
Wearing labeled cargo pants and a vest, Cecil is the most organized person you might ever meet. He has a strict schedule, and he feels guilty whenever he's just a few seconds late. He feels the most depressed whenever he encounters someone who doesn't care about organization, because it's very important to have. He's often ridiculed by others because of his "lame trait". However, he lives through it pretty well.
Eye Color - Teal
Spirit Best Friends - Norman, Richard (so far)
Favorite Event in the Year - Spring Cleaning
Upgrade Power - Hammerspace
Name of Chamber - Order Springs

Edward - The Spirit of Trickery
Bearing the power to make fake copies of himself, stepping inside mirrors, creating sparkly objects, and more, Edward is clearly a fanatic of tricks and pranks. He loves tricking everyone with his deceit and powers, but he often annoys the other Spirits. He seems to keep on going and never stop until someone shouts and scolds him. One may think he has ADHD, but that's a widely debated theory. I'll let you guys decide.
Eye Color - Indigo
Spirit Best Friends - Norman, Joel, Richard (so far)
Favorite Supervillains - The Riddler, The Joker
Power - Clone
Name of Chamber - Conundria, specifically in the town of Riddland

Joel - The Spirit of Lightheartedness
This Spirit lives a happy life. Why? Because he is completely oblivious to danger! He has no troubles, no stress, no worries, and absolutely no burdens in his life! When faced with danger, he seems to eagerly go along with it, much to the confusion of whoever threatened him. He's always in a happy mood, but if you're with him, I bet you will definitely fear for his wellbeing and safety. After all, he doesn't even know what trouble is!
Eye Color - Cyan
Spirit Best Friends - Norman, Edward, Richard (so far)
Favorite Disney Movie - Oliver and Company
Power - Gust
Name of Chamber - Skyworld (Kid Icarus anime short)

Albert - The Reformative Spirit of Education
When Marcus wanted to help improve education a long time ago, this Spirit had his time to shine. Being one of the smartest Spirits of all of them, this Spirit excels in problem solving and pretty much everything else. He is the leader of the Reformative Trio as well. He also owns a costume of a teacher made by Edward. If you ever see him in the costume, you would never guess it was him!
Eye Color - Turquoise
Spirit Best Friends - Norman, Richard (for now)
Favorite Online Video Series - Brain Pop!
Power - Research
Name of Chamber - Pendidikan

Joseph - The Spirit of Helpfulness
Depressed? Injured? Sick?This Spirit is right for you! The doctor is in the house, and that means Joseph, who is actually a legit doctor. He is in charge of healing almost every Spirit, and a really nice perk for him is that he can never get sick or injured. Death, of course, is always possible, but let's not think about that. If you're depressed or feeling down, he'll try his best to cheer you up or make you be yourself again, but don't expect him to do all the work.
Eye Color - Incarnadine
Spirit Best Friends - Norman, Fright, Sidney, Titus, Richard (so far)
Favorite TV Shows - ER, Scrubbs, House
Power - Cure
Name of Chamber - Assistopia

Charlie - The Artistic Spirit of Writing
For Spirit number fifteen, Charlie is found! This guy is busy all the time! He's helping others keep track of records, he writes the checks for paying the bills, he writes down this, writes down that, and pretty much everything in between. With all that stuff to do, he can be quite forgetful sometimes. With Compo, he likes to put music into words, which takes a lot of skill to do. When he was in school, he excelled in all his essays. Not surprised at all, haha.
Eye Color - Tan
Spirit Best Friends - Norman, Compo, Richard, Michael (for now)
Favorite Authors - Dr. Seuss, Shakespeare, Rowling, Dahl, Dickens, pretty much anyone famous.
Power - He never gave one to Marcus
Name of Chamber - The Authors' Realm

Titus - The Spirit of Sickness
Being one of the only Spirits that doesn't represent a personality trait, we have Titus! He is sick all the time. As in, all the time. His entire life! He is never healthy. The only good side to this is that he cannot every catch any type of cancer or STD or any other disease of the sort, and he cannot die from any disease. ...Well, almost any disease. He's a persistant one, and he often turns to Joseph for medical care... even if he can't heal him.
Eye Color - Sickly Yellow
Spirit Best Friends - Norman, Joseph, Richard (so far)
Favorite Video Game - Doctor Mario
Power - Poison
Name of Chamber - Assistopia

Dashiell - The Athletic Spirit of Track
The fastest of all of Marcus' Spirits, Dashiell is a very fun-loving person. However, he is also very generous and humble, refusing to take prizes when he knows he has a big advantage in them. After being saved by Ruthers from a drunkard, he formed a close friendship with the other Spirit, and their friendship grew until they became masters of synchronization and knowing what the other is going to say next.
Eye Color - Forest Green
Spirit Best Friends - Norman, Lance, Ruthers, Richard
Favorite Athelete - Usain Bolt
Power - Halt
Name of Chamber - Athlicity

Ruthers - The Athletic Spirit of Baseball
The last of the Atheletic Spirits, Ruthers is the master when it comes to baseball. He claims to do horribly at any other sport. He's both very loyal and supportive of the right things always. After being saved by Dashiell from a car accident, he formed an extremely close bond with the other Spirit, and their friendship grew until they could do moves simultaneously and speak in the exact same tone of voice.
Eye Color - Fuchsia
Spirit Best Friends - Norman, Lance, Dashiell, Richard
Favorite Salesperson - Billy Mays, the Lord of the "Pitch"
Power - Flame Orb
Name of Chamber - Athlicity

Richard - The Spirit of Love
Representing every part and type of positive love, Richard is one of the kindest Spirits of all. He doesn't just draw the line at relationships, though. He loves family, friends, and the world around him. However, he detests superficial and fake love such as Puppy Love or even Lust. However, he is often aloof, and he sometimes gives false information by accident or unknowingly does something wrong. He usually never finds out he's wrong.
Eye Color - Pink
Spirit Best Friends - Pretty much everyone
Favorite Video Game Song - Ai No Uta
Power - Attract
Name of Chamber - Skyloft

Michael - The Artistic Spirit of Painting
The last Artisic Spirit to be found, Michael takes pride in his work. However, if he ever happens to mess up, he'll fly into a rage and either start cussing or destroying his works of art. In his Chamber, he assisted Michelangelo the artist in painting the Sistine Chapel. He also has the widest range of visible color of any Spirit. His catchphrase seems to be "X is an art!", as he seems to say that quite a couple times, even in his first meeting with Marcus.
Eye Color - Amber
Spirit Best Friends - Norman, Richard, Compo, Charlie (so far)
Favorite Ninja Turtle - Michelangelo
Power - Impressionism
Name of Chamber - Ancient Rome

Moe - The Spirit of Talkativeness
Very outgoing, very sociable, and very, very, VERY talkative! Moe will engage in any conversation at all, whether it be about trains, dogs, food, whatever! And within minutes, he'll change that conversation into something about France, something about babies, or something about pianos. Hey, it sounds like what bored people do on Wikipedia! Just click random links somehow related to something and wander around! He tries to decrease his talking, but it slips... a lot.
Eye Color - Blue-violet
Spirit Best Friends - Pretty much everyone, as he's very sociable
Favorite School Event - Public Speaking
Upgrade Power - Utterance
Name of Chamber - Haranoration

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Got a question? I'm free to talk and answer things. Just PM me! I first came here to practice on my writing, but I also made many, many new friends as well. There are tons of them out there! Best regards to the following. There are more, but I can't even name you all!

Foxpilot: Are you kidding? You've got to be here! You were the one who helped me through every chapter of We are the Smashers, and I greatly appreciate that. You're a really nice person with quite the sense of humor. I think you are an amazing friend. Really. With all my heart.
PitFTW: You. Are. Awesome. There is no other way to put it. Austin and Takashi are awesome as well. I have never found a trio with personalities as diverse as yours. Love you guys to death. ...In a bro way, of course.
Panda Warrior: You've got a big brain for imagination. Your art is spectacular, and I'm glad to call you a friend. Best of luck to everything!
Smasher. The Keyblade-Bearer: Great friend, can't say anything better than that. Finally, someone who isn't far from me in ages besides Panda! I'm extremely thankful I have you as a close friend.
TheCopyUniverse: Nice person around my age group. You have quite the detailed vocabulary, and it's a wonderful pleasure talking to you,
Dimentio713: Incredibly kind. Older than me by five months or so, and acts very mature around people. Had a great time putting you in WatS 2. It was my pleasure.
Tune4Toons: Just met you recently. GAHH you're just this much older than me! Really nice, smart, and altogether wonderful to talk with. Very considerate, kind, and anything but a flamer!
riverraiden: Amazing friend I'm so lucky to have. We have great conversations, funny moments, and overall an awesome time together. You're, like, great.

These are only a few of the many friends I've made here. Thanks to the rest of you!

I can't believe I didn't do this yet. Now I have. Go figure.

Meet my alter ego, The Element Commander!

Appearance: Black medium-length hair, blue glasses, brown eyes. Somewhat tall, but fairly skinny. Blue unzipped hoodie, red T- Shirt, Dark blue jeans. White sneakers, tan skin.

Weapons: My signature elemental powers. I don't use them too often, because they drain my energy faster. The bigger the attack, the more energy I lose. I have a sword called Golden Light. It's gold (no duh) and it has a sapphire gem on the hilt. The sheath is always on my back, but it's invisible to everyone except me. When my sword is not drawn, the sword is invisible as well. However, everyone can see it only if the sheath is under rainbow-colored light.

Personality: Funny, loves to crack a joke or a pun. (I don't care if it's bad or not.) If faced with a threat, I usually won't act nervous in the slightest. I can talk my way out of most problems. Likes to cheer people up or give a helping hand. Never wants to lead a large group, though.

Achivements! ...Woohoo?

As of 3/17/13, I am on the Favorites List of 116 people!
As of 3/17/13, I am on the Author Alert List of 90 people!
So far, I have written a whopping grand total of 694,468 words! What a large number! (As of 3/17/13)
So far, my profile has 8,417 hits! (As of 3/26/12)
As of the month of 3/17/13, all my stories' hits added up equal 127,141!
As of 3/17/13, I have 2,429 reviews from all stores!
And for the least important thing of all, I have received a total of TWO FLAMES! Heh, like that's really necessary to say. One of them was made possible by some anonymous reviewer with the word "Complaint" in his name or something. The other is "Nutella's Biggest Fan", I believe. I'm not the one to remember flames.

Yeah, that's right. Blame the kid with the disability. I get it now.

Anyway, go check out some of my stories! My current on is We are the Smashers 2: The Spirit Master, so don't miss out on the humor, suspense, and adventure that happens all the time there!