|Kaia Elzabeth Turner|
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Charmed.
I am 13 and am my mommas daughter. My full name is Maddiee Kayla-Lynn Trites. I have blonde and blue hair, stormy gray-blue eyes and I love Seth Clearwater. Twilight and Harry Potter are my life. Like no joke, I worrship Stephanie Meyers and J.K Rowling's masterpaices. I can make people laugh, and I have absolutely no idea what the teacher talks about during Math and Science. My best subject is English, so, yeah:)
I love twilight and I'm team Seth all the way :)
Oh yeah, and I'm married to Taylor Lautner, he agreed to it too.;)
Totally Team Jacob!!
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Who whoukd you choose:
Emmett or Carlisle: Dr.Sexy;)
Emmett or Rosalie: Rosalie(To be able to kiss Emmett);)
Esme or Bella: Esme:)
Renesmee or Bella: Renesmee cuz of JACOB!!! HAWTIE! And his abs:P
Jacob or Carlisle: Jacob, cuz of his abs, and he can keep you warm at night, and his abs.
Edward or Seth: SETH!!!!!!YUMMMM!
Seth or Paul:SETH BITCH!!
Cookie Dough Ice Cream or Emmett: COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM!!!!
ME:NOW GIMMIE MY ICE CREAM!!!
Em:NO!!!!*Takes ice cream*
Me: EMMETT!!!! You better run if you want to live!!!!!*Starts running*
Emmett:HOLY FUCK!! CRAZY BITCH!!*Runs and laughs*
Me*stops running* CARLISLE!!!!!!!!!
Carlisle*Runs down the stairs* What's wrong?!!?!?!?!
Me:Emmett won't give me my ice cream.*Pouts*
Em:But she chose Ice cream over meeee*Pouts more*
Carlisle*sighs* Give Maddiee her ice cream.
Em;*Whines and give the ice cream*
Me*Does a happy victory dance* YAY!!!!!
Carlisle*Laughs and walks back up the stairs.*
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!!!!*Sticks out tounge:P
Me: WHat do you mean?
Em:YOU DON'T OWN TWILIGHT!!!
Me*Drops to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabby and Jackie and Alexie and Katie and Kassy and Jessica and Gabiee and Devon and Marc are my best friends!!!!:P Me and Gabbii are TWI-SESSED!!! TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!!!!!!(But he's mine. Sorry bitches). I would like to thank all of them for giving me support and always being there for me when I needed them the most. So thank you guys.
I HAVE ADHD!!!!!!!!! I'M HYPERACTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE ICE CREAM!!!!!!!
Jacob:Do you love ice cream more than me?*lifts eye brow*
Me:OMFG!!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS SOOOOO HARD????
Jake*chuckles* Do you?
Me:If I own Twilight than I love you more than Ice cream.
Emmett:But you don't own Twilight!!!*Skips around the room*
Me:Run if you want to live.*Starts running*
Emm:Your seriously a fucking crazy BITCH!!!!!*Runs for his life*
Jake*Falls to the floor Laughing*
Nessie:What's going on? Jake! Are you hurt?!
Emmett:You can't fucking catch a vampire!!!!!!! BITCHES!!!!!
Me:No but I can do this.*Stops running and Smirks*
Emm*Stops running* What?
Me*Falls to the ground with a loud fucking bang*
Carlisle*Runs down the stairs* Maddiee? Maddiee are you okay?!
Seth*Runs into the room*Maddiee, Baby are you okay?
Me:Seth, Carlisle, Emmett was saying that I don't own Twilight so I was running after him and than he stopped abruptly and I ran into him and fell to the floor.
Carlisle&Seth:EMMETT!!!!!! SHE'S HUMAN YOU IDIOT!!!!!!
Seth:And she's my girlfriend/imprint!!!!!!!!
Carlisle:And Sam's daughter! He'll kill you!
Emmett:But Jacob started it!!!*Points to Jake*
Jake*Stops laughing* No I didn't. I was too busy laughing at how you're scared of a human!!!
Me: So do I own Twilight yet?
Seth:No sweetie. Sorry.
Me:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Seth, do I own your heart?
Seth:Yupp. I did imprint on you.
Me:Alright. That's good enough for me.
Emmett*Evil laugh* You don't own Twilight!
Me*Glares at him* I fucking hate you Emmett.
Emm:You don't own Twilight!!!! Sucker!!!!!
Me:Fuck. My. Fucking. Life.
I hope you liked these little things I put together because they were fun to do.
P.S: I LOVE TO FUCKING USE THE GODDAMN FUCKING F WORD!!!!!!
I love the movie Click and New Moon!!!! Taylor Lautner is my husband! FUCK Y'ALL BITCHES!!! WE GOT MARRIED ON JUNE 13th HAHA!!!! I'm Fucking Crazy!!!:P
I enjoy writing fanfics for Supernatural, Charmed, Harry Potter, and Twilight. I'm very creative and artistic. I love music, it's my life. Without my ipod I would Die. I have had 4 cell phones but the first one I lost and the second one went through the laundry. I'm sad:( My mom doesn't trust me enough to have another one:( But hey, I'll live right? WRONG!! Any-who-ville penis:P I am fun and athletic(Sorta) My fave sports are swimmimg(Is it a sport?), football(All the way!!) and soccer. I spell my name with two D'd and two E's. Like Maddiee. Not Madie, or Maddi, or even Maddie. I'm known as the cold hearted bitch, like Rosalie. I got this tittle because I don't give a shit about anything, anyone. I couldn't give a damn about what you think of me, cuz either way you're gonna think what you believe. So, think what you want, but just know, that I don't give a fuck.
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