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SO a bit about myself

I am under 25

I love art especially sketching

I live in NZ as you probably can read (since this is a reading website XP)

My favourite books are the Mortal Instruments series(city of bones etc), Ruby Red, , lioness rampant series(alanna the first adventure etc.) and more.

My fave movies include step up 1, remember me, inception, 10 things i hate about you, centre stage turn it up, she's the man, pirates of the carribean, once, the proposal, the transporter movies, italian job, die hard 4.0, princess bride, V for vendetta and lots more.

Favourite tv series': Charmed, avatar last airbender, supernatural, dr who, bones, csi new york, ncis la, criminal minds, buffy the vampire slayer(Go spike XD), mentalist, whos line is it anyway

i love to read and write especially on fanfiction

I love anime and manga especially One Piece, Fullmetal Alchemist- (The manga had such a cute ending between ed and winry XD) and Vampire Knight

I play tennis- best sport ever GO FEDERER! and badminton. I also like pool squash volleyball

Music? Well i love all sorts of music; wide, wide variety. Some of my favourites are greenday, secondhand serenade, pink, avril lavigne, kelly clarkson, eminem, ac/dc, queen, rolling stones, pink floyd, gin, coldplay, evanescence and lots more

i would die without music

i love the rain(just not playing tennis in it. Yuck!)

Favourite scene from a fanfic:

Author: AAA1997

"Well we are supposed to be rhyming so today I made a very special poem for you. Wanna hear?" as usual the class was all focused on us. Lissa looked at me curiously before nodding slowly.

"Ok here it goes, I heard you talking about me so let me give to some advice, click your heels three times and say I wish I had a life."

The class snickered.

"I have a life in fact I'm going to homecoming with Tyler." She said looking smug.

Tyler… why do I recognize that name. Oh yeah he asked me to homecoming. Haha he asked me first.

"OH! I have another one. Your guy dreamed for me but it didn't come true, that's why, honey, he settled for you."

Hey, I'm pretty good at this.

"Yeah right why would Tyler ask someone that looks like you when he could have someone who looks like me?" She asked.

"Ok Lissa let me tell you something. Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't be mad I'll be there too. Not in a cage but waving at you."

"Ugh. Your just a bitch."

"Bitches have four legs, I have two. Bitches say ruff ruff, I say f-k you."

"Forget you." she said. By this time the class was laughing their heads off and she was red as a tomato.

"Wait I have one more." I said "Ok it goes, the sun kisses the morning sky. The bird kisses the butterfly. The dew kisses the grass but you my friend, can kiss my ass.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, xxXBookHolicXxx Niggy-Fax6929

Max's dress form Never Forgotten http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41GTJSNWH2L.AA500.strapless-satin-bubble-dress-cocktail.jpg

Anyways

If you love irratating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.(last night XP)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fang and Max should have gotten together in the first book, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think peoplewho only like Paramore because of Twilight are losers, than copy this into your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang post this in your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree.

Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself)

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that seems to be unnaturally drawn to them, copy and paste this on your profile.(i walked into one today and my friends laughed at me)

98 of the Internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

Girl runs away in shock and pain and Boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

And we all go AWWWWW! That was so sweet.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

Life Lessons

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"\\

Cool sayings:

Friends will comfort you when he rejects you. Best friends will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friends will be there for you when he breaks up with you. Best friends will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Friends helps you up when you fall. Best friends keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

Friends help you find your prince. Best friends kidnap him, then bring him to you and forces him to marry you til death do you part.

Friends will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Best friends will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friends will offer you a drink. Best friends dump theirs on you.

Friends will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. Best friends will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Friends give you their umbrella in the rain. Best friends take yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

Friends will bail you out of jail. Best friends would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

Friends will never ask for anything to eat or drink. Best friends will help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

Friends would bail you out of jail. Best friends would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! we messed up!"

Friends have never seen you cry. Best friends wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

Friends borrow your stuff for a few days then will give it back. Best friends lose your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

Friends only know a few things about you. Best friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

Friends will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Best friends will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

Friends would knock on your front door. Best friends will right in and say "I'M HOME."

Friends are only through high school/college. Best friends are for life.

Friends will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Best friends will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

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