That-is-illogical
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since: 04-12-10, id: 2325436, Profile Updated: 05-20-13
country: Australia
Author has written 20 stories for Doctor Who, Sherlock, Mortal Instruments, Sherlock Holmes, Merlin, Avengers, Iron Man: Armored Adventures, Thor, and Star Trek: 2009.

Formerly: AOA


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Current fanfics:

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Star Trek Alternate Timeline: A Captain Cannot Cheat Death: Kirk and Spock remember their first meeting as Jim faces his own no-win scenario. Extra dialogue for STID scene.

Merlin-

The Breath of a White Dragon: "The white dragon bodes well for Albion, for you and Arthur, and for the land that you will build together." Post Camlann.

Doing Good: AU where Daegal survives.

Failing Destiny: 'But as Merlin sought to explain his betrayal, another one took place.'

The Sorcerer Chamber: There was a reason that part of the castle was sealed. No slash

Bookmarks: Who knew scraps of scribbled on parchment could change a world view? No slash.

His Own Fomorroh:Tag to 4x06 'A Servant of Two Masters'. In a way, though, Merlin had his own Fomorroh.

Thor- Flower; After Loki fell from the bifrost, this was the last thing he expected.

Iron Man: Armoured Adventures- An Opportunity Lost: Set during the last episode of season 2. The victory from The Ghost's perspective. Drabble.

Avengers- Unsilenced: When Tony and Pepper finally reunite after the battle, Tony has a pressing matter to attend to... regarding his last attempted phone call to Pepper. Drabble.

Mortal Instruments- At The Doctor's: Simon is trying to hide the fact that he's a vampire from his mother, but as she grows more suspicious, how can he avoid that inevitable trip to the doctor? The answer: Magnus Bane.

Sherlock Holmes, 2009- Dancing Lessons: 221 words, the last starting with 'b'. "Holmes… Do you have any knowledge of dancing?" No slash.

Sherlock-

Would you Mind?: Sherlock Holmes... mind reader?

Onions: 221 words, the last starting with 'b'. "Sherlock Holmes was crying." No slash.

Sherlock/Doctor Who- Blood Control; Funnily enough, John actually had to thank the Sycorax. Post season 2. No Slash.

Doctor Who-

Smithopsises: My totally original idea, not, of summarising Doctor Who. Series 5.

Obligatory Smithmas Episode: Yes, that's right, instead of updating Smithopsises I'm procrastinating with the Christmas episode. Anyway, join me for a satirical overview of Doctor Who: A Christmas Carol with extra helpings of sarcasm.

Smithopsises II: A sequel (no surprises there) to my sarcastic attempt to summarise Doctor Who with humour. Series 6.

Future fanfics:

How to train your dragon- How to Cure your Dragon: "Get up you useless lump of scales-time to go flying... Toothless? No... no, no, no-not you too. Please, not you."

Merlin-

What's in your saddle bag?: Set in 'Aithusa': The knights question Merlin's sudden attachment to his saddle bag.

Hanging By A Thread: An origin story. Of Will, and the neckerchief.

Horse talk: Merlin can't take it any longer, he just wants to tell someone everything. Unfortunately he only has a horse for company.

Soul Sharing: 2x01 Merlin doesn't consult the dragon and finds himself possessed by Sigan. Well, his body is. The two sides of the same coin become one to track down Sigan.

A Test of Acceptance: Arthur faces a different challenge in the Labyrinth of Gedref, which Merlin's life depends on him succeeding

Something Moving: "The barriers that keep us apart are nothing compared to the power of true love."

Nothing Left: There was nothing left for him in this life.

Too Little Too Late: Gaius isn't able to make the de-aging potion in time. Dragoon is tied to the stake to be burnt, but Merlin escapes, revealing himself. How is he going to protect Arthur now?

Merin/Doctor Who- A World of Possibilities; A distant planet, orbiting a strange star, inhabited by humanoids, called Albion. [Up for adoption: Would anyone like to write it?]

Avengers- I see you now; My interpretation of what was going through Thor's mind as Loki killed Agent Coulson. Drabble.

Avengers/Doctor Who-The Heart of the Matter:On the way back to Asgard, Thor and Loki somehow end up on the TARDIS.

Sherlock/Doctor Who-When you have eliminated the impossible...: The Doctor tapped Sherlock's forehead, muttering, "You're a book character. Surely you can't be real... Unless... Ah..."



1. A Captain Cannot Cheat Death reviews
Kirk and Spock remember their first meeting as Jim faces his own no-win scenario. Extra dialogue for STID scene.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-20-13 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete
2. He doesn't change reviews
"I don't want you to change. I want you... to always... be you" So Merlin doesn't change.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-26-12 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete
3. The Breath of a White Dragon reviews
"The white dragon bodes well for Albion, for you and Arthur, and for the land that you will build together." Camlann.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-22-12 - Arthur & Aithusa - Complete
4. Doing Good » reviews
AU where Daegal survives
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-13-12 - Published: 12-11-12 - Merlin & Daegal - Complete
5. His Own Fomorroh reviews
Tag to 4x06 'A Servant of Two Masters'. In a way, though, Merlin had his own Fomorroh.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-9-12 - Merlin - Complete
6. Failing destiny reviews
'But as Merlin sought to explain his betrayal, another one took place'
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-24-12 - Merlin & Arthur - Complete
7. The Sorcerer Chamber » reviews
There was a reason that part of the castle was sealed. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 11-9-12 - Published: 11-5-12 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete
8. Flower » reviews
When Loki fell from the Bifrost, this was the last thing he expected
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-12-12 - Loki & Thor
9. Obligatory Smithmas Episode reviews
Yes, it's that time of year again: Christmas, aliens and plot fillers. A satirical overview of Doctor Who: A Christmas Carol
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-7-12 - 11th Doctor & Kazran S.
10. An Opportunity Lost reviews
Set during the last episode of season 2. The victory from The Ghost's perspective. Drabble.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-7-12 - Published: 7-6-12 - Ghost - Complete
11. At The Doctor's » reviews
Simon is trying to hide the fact that he's a vampire from his mother, but as she grows more suspicious, how can he avoid that inevitable trip to the doctor? The answer: Magnus Bane.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-7-12 - Published: 10-3-11 - Simon L. & Magnus B.
12. Unsilenced reviews
When Tony and Pepper finally reunite after the battle, Tony has a pressing matter to attend to... regarding his last attempted phone call to Pepper. Drabble.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-29-12 - Iron Man/Tony S. & Pepper P. - Complete
13. Bookmarks » reviews
Who knew scraps of scribbled on parchment could change a world view?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-9-12 - Published: 2-17-12 - Arthur & Merlin - Complete
14. Dancing Lessons reviews
221 words, the last starting with 'b'. "Holmes… Do you have any knowledge of dancing?" No slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-17-12 - J. Watson & S. Holmes - Complete
15. Onions reviews
221 words, the last starting with 'b' "Sherlock Holmes was crying." No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-1-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
16. Blood Control reviews
Funnily enough, John actually had to thank the Sycorax. Post season 2. No slash.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-22-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
17. The Possibilities of a Ganger reviews
A possible insight into the mind of Amy Pond, as she discovers the Ganger Doctor. Drabble-set at the end of 'The Rebel Flesh'
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-3-11 - Amelia P./Amy & 11th Doctor Ganger - Complete
18. Smithopsises II reviews
The sequel-no surprises there-to the my sarcastic attempt to summarise Doctor Who. Series 6.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-14-11 - 11th Doctor
19. Would you Mind? » reviews
Sherlock Holmes... mind reader?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-4-11 - Published: 10-21-10 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
20. Smithopsises » reviews
My totally original idea, not, of summarising Doctor Who, with humour. Series five.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-14-10 - Published: 5-13-10 - 11th Doctor
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