Hey, changed my pen name again. This was Manquez Sardonique, and before that, something with the word Faust (dont remember).

I've been trying (and failing) to finish a plethora of fics I have just sitting around and collecting cyber dust. They're long. Very long. Some oneshots, some multichapter, but so far, none have been finished. I can't really say if I will post anything because I keep jumping from one idea to another and not completely committing to one story. All plots and endings have been thought out, it's just the actual writing that's biting me in the ass. So bear with me and hope that I actually get something done and posted.

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

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Random article:

"Ever since my Aunt Rita's creepy clown figurine damaged my soul back in 1982, I've despised knick knacks."

Fanfic: World in Pieces by Lomanaaeren

"If you talk like you're stupid and act like you're stupid and make claims that are stupid, then I'm going to treat you as if you're stupid," -Harry

Procrastination; an art worthy of only the greatest of students.

Youtube

"Only Lily Allen could do a country western style song about premature ejaculation, and make it work."-random comment

Fanfic: Harry Potter of Baker Street

"We'll keep the petrified one and the mute one. Please remove the older screechy ones." And Sherlock smiled politely, while the other adults stared at him.

Embarrasing Movie Moments with Mom: Readers Share their Cringe Worthy Stories

"I won tickets to an art film festival in downtown Miami and went all gussied up with my mom. My boss and her dad were behind us. The Italian movie started: artsy, rains, wandering, and then sex. Lots of sweaty, arty Italian sex. We left after about the third coupling and got dinner and chatted instead." -- L.B., who thinks the movie is 'Bámbola'

Random quote:

“One time, I hired a man to install a toilet downstairs. I was so naïve back then that I gave him my credit card to get tools. Well, he took money from my bank account and used it to buy heroine. The man came in so high I thought he was going to kill me. He still put in the toilet though.”-My mom

Manga: Himitsu no Akuma

"A woman's temper is best distracted by something shiny..."

My results from a Hogwarts sorting quiz:

Slytherin - 13
Ravenclaw - 10
Hufflepuff - 10
Gryffindor - 8

And on another test:

Ravenclaw: 84

Hufflepuff: 79

Gryffindor: 66

Slytherin: 51

Wonder which one I should put more credit to...

My results from seme-uke quiz from semeuke.com:

Clueless uke

*I read the more in depth description on the sight and was mildly concerned. Everything on there is true. They even got my favorit fruit and dessert correct.