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Author has written 15 stories for Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Fire Within, Artemis Fowl, and Harry Potter.
I'm never-strike-twice; in case you haven't worked that out, it's a reference to lightning.
My favourite book is The Lord of the Rings, closely followed by The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness.
My favourite film is Mulan and my favourite TV programme is Dr Who, although I also love Torchwood to the point of insanity.
My favourite quote is 'Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die'.
Current favourite joke: Q) What's grey and can't climb trees?
A) A carpark.
Person 1: What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles?
Person 2: I don't know, what's green, hangs on a wall and whistles?
Person 1: A herring.
Person 2: What? But a herring isn't green!
Person 1: You could paint it green.
Person 2: A herring doesn't hang on a wall.
Person 1: You could hang it on a wall.
Person 2: But a herring doesn't whistle!
Person 1: Noo, so I lied about the whistle.
I like singing, dancing, horseriding and reading.
If you still have any interest in my life, follow me on Twitter. My name is Neverstrike2 (it was too long!)
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