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| Never-strike-twice |
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Author has written 15 stories for Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Fire Within, Artemis Fowl, and Harry Potter. Hi! I'm never-strike-twice; in case you haven't worked that out, it's a reference to lightning. My favourite book is The Lord of the Rings, closely followed by The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness. My favourite film is Mulan and my favourite TV programme is Dr Who, although I also love Torchwood to the point of insanity. My favourite quote is 'Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die'. Current favourite joke: Q) What's grey and can't climb trees? A) A carpark. Stupidest joke: Person 1: What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles? Person 2: I don't know, what's green, hangs on a wall and whistles? Person 1: A herring. Person 2: What? But a herring isn't green! Person 1: You could paint it green. Person 2: A herring doesn't hang on a wall. Person 1: You could hang it on a wall. Person 2: But a herring doesn't whistle! Person 1: Noo, so I lied about the whistle. I like singing, dancing, horseriding and reading. If you still have any interest in my life, follow me on Twitter. My name is Neverstrike2 (it was too long!) | |||||||||
1. Blue Jeans and Sand reviewsRemusxSirius oneshot based on the prompt 'blue jeans and sand'. Remus doesn't want to take off his jeans to swim in the sea. That sounds a bit disturbing, sorry. It's not meant to, I just don't know how to rephrase it. Just fluff, I swear! From Sirius' perspective. Please read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-28-12 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete2. One Date » reviewsSet after the Atlantis Complex, this is the story of the 'one date' Holly and Trouble have. Please R & R, it's better than this, I just can't write summaries.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 9-2-12 - Published: 10-4-10 - Holly S. & Trouble K. - Complete3. Bow ties are cool reviewsRemus looks up to find Sirius dressed like the eleventh Doctor. Around 6th year. Taken slightly out of time, since the 11th Doctor wasn't around then. Bow tie and Stetson included. Slash. Please read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-5-12 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete4. Orange reviewsSet after Ron gets splinched when in 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows'. Hermione finally notices something about Ron that has been staring her in the face for years. And he's unconcious. Oneshot. Please read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-3-12 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete5. Of coming out and electromagnets reviewsBasically what the title suggests. Slightly physics related. SiriusxRemus. Please read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-3-11 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete6. Failed attempt » reviewsRemus is ambushed and kissed by Sirius. Don't really know what else to say without giving the story away. Please read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-22-11 - Sirius B. & Remus L.7. Who's the sidekick? reviewsJames Potter and Sirius Black are relaxing at Hogwarts, when suddenly it occurs to James that they don't know which one of them is the sidekick and which is the cool one. A rather pointless argument ensues. Please read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-27-11 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete8. Do dreams come true? reviewsHead Girl Lily Evans wakes up from a dream about Head Boy, James Potter, confused about her feelings, but running out of reasons to stay away. Oneshot. Please read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-26-11 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete9. Worth a try reviewsNot in any way Rose/Albus. No particular point. One of Albus' friends has a sudden interest in Rose. Possible Rose/Scorpius undertones. I'm really bad at summaries - please read!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-20-11 - Albus S. P. & Rose W. - Complete10. A relationship based on trust reviewsThe romance between Stebbins and Fawcett who are very breifly mentioned in book four. Hard to write a summary, I haven't made a very good job of it. Please read and review! The main characters won't show up, because they aren't on the character list.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-28-1011. Like wine to her reviewsGinny mooning about Harry. Oneshot. Set at the beginning of Ginny's third year. Despite title, no reference to drinking. Better than it sounds, I'm just no good at writing summaries. Please read and review.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-26-10 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete12. Insecure » reviewsHord's life, focusing on the little things that made him the insecure almost-man that he is in Wolf Brother.Chronicles of Ancient Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-16-10 - Published: 4-17-1013. The new baby reviewsZanna's baby is born. She was all set to call it David...but it's a girl. Better than that sounds, but I'm bad at summaries. Please read and review.Fire Within - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-11-10 - Complete14. The Ice Maiden reviewsOneshot. Faramir visits Eowyn in the gardens. No real plot, but not just lovey-dovey drabble. Please R&R!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-12-10 - Eowyn & Faramir - Complete15. Maybe a little too much beer reviewsPippin gets drunk and goes to visit Frodo. Only Rosie is at home. Set at end of The Lord of the Rings. OneshotLord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-17-10 - Peregrin T. & Rosie C. - Complete
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